People are most afraid of getting carried away, and Yu Shan doesn't want to make this kind of mistake.

"By the way, you are a lot more confident, you honey, no one cared about it, why are you so confident now?" Zhang Jingya said.

Yu Shan immediately breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I'm a really good thing, the smell of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, are you afraid that no one will buy it?" How about it, do you buy it or not, give a happy word. ”

"Forget it, I'm used to drinking, and I don't want to change it now, two thousand is two thousand, but if you want to sue me, why do you charge me an extra two hundred yuan." Zhang Jingya glared angrily at Yu Shandao.

Yu Shan glanced at Zhang Jingya disdainfully and said, "Don't I know that this honey is a good thing?" Sell you ten bottles for 2,000 yuan, you just steal the fun, and you actually take advantage of it and sell it well. ”

"That's not what I said, it's okay, it's as much as it should be, and it's not right for you to charge me an extra 200 yuan for no reason." Zhang Jingya said unconvinced.

Yu Shan followed Zhang Jingya into the class, put down his backpack, and said, "You have taken a big advantage, there is a bottle of royal jelly in it, which is half sold and half given." ”

"Royal jelly? Really? You're so good, no, I'll try it first. Saying that, Zhang Jingya was about to open Yu Shan's backpack.

Looking at Zhang Jingya, who took out her thermos cup and was about to drip into royal jelly, Yu Shan said: "Pay first, then pick up the goods." ”

"Stingy, drink cold water." Zhang Jingya glanced at Yu Shan, took out her wallet, didn't look at it, and directly took out all the cash in it and threw it to Yu Shan.

"You guy, didn't you see how much money I had in my wallet?" Zhang Jingya opened Yu Shan's backpack and looked at the glass bottle containing yellow honey inside.

Yu Shan said with a smile: "I am the one who is called the Iron Mouth and the Living Immortal, do you know now?" ”

"What living immortals? Barbarian, do you see if I handed over the peach blossom luck today? At this time, Pang Tong, who was behind Yu Shan, came over and said.

Yu Shan glanced back at him and said, "I haven't seen your peach blossom luck, but I know that you will definitely be unlucky today." ”

"Phew! Childlike words are unscrupulous, the wind blows, you are a crow's mouth, and you don't say good things in the morning. Pang Tong said gloomily.

Yu Shan looked at Pang Tong with a smile, this kid will really be unlucky today, although he can't be a living immortal, but after a few years of mixing with Qian Xiaohao, some simple faces, he still knows that now with the help of Tianyan, it is not difficult to see Pang Tong's bad luck.

On the way to school in the morning, Yu Shan found that everyone has their own aura, ordinary people are generally white light, and the white light of the elderly and children is weaker.

The light emitted by ordinary adults is almost invisible transparent white, and the better the body, the more conspicuous the white halo outside the body, such as Zhang Jingya, the aura outside her body is milky white, which shows that her body is very good.

Of course, Tianyan is not only looking at this, in fact, Yu Shan didn't see Zhang Jingya's father just now, the reason why he guessed it was entirely because he saw a trace of purple gas wafting on the car that sent Zhang Jingya to school.

At first, Yu Shan thought it was black gas, if it was black gas, then the car would be unlucky, so Yu Shan immediately took a serious look, but he didn't expect it to be a trace of purple gas.

Purple gas is entangled, this is the first thing to find if you want to be promoted, it seems that Zhang Jingya's father should be a daughter-in-law for many years and finally become a mother-in-law, but the golden thread wrapped in purple gas has always lingered in the heart of the mountain.

But Yu Shan is not a professional physiognomy after all, and Zhang Jingya's father will not have anything to do with Yu Shan, so no matter how curious Yu Shan is, he has no chance to study it.

And Pang Tong, the black line on his face is too conspicuous, just on the Yintang acupoint between his eyes, this is the so-called Yintang darkening, it must be unlucky!

"Huh!" Out of curiosity, Yu Shan glanced at Pang Tong's kid again, and at this time, Yu Shan actually found that the black line on Pang Tong's Yin Hall acupoint actually grew a little longer.

Yu Shan looked at Pang Tong suspiciously, could it be that this kid did something immoral, this is the rhythm of bad luck?

"What's wrong? Why don't you hurry up and put the money away, it's too blatant to eat soft rice, right? Pang Tong raised his head, glanced at Yu Shan, and said with a smile.

"Okay, don't be poor, it's time for class." Zhang Jingya interrupted the two of them teasing each other.

Yu Shan took out his broken mobile phone, about seven forty a minute, it was time for class, and at this time, Pang Tong's kid was still lowering his head, fiddling with the mobile phone in his hand.

Seeing this situation, Yu Shan smiled.

Pang Tong's kid's mobile phone is not a straight board machine, but a smart phone, even if Yu Shan can't see it at this time, he can guess that Pang Tong is playing with his mobile phone.

It's time for class now, and often at this time on Monday, their homeroom teacher will come over, obviously Pang Tong, this kid, forgot about this.

As the class bell rang, Li Ming, Yushan's homeroom teacher, walked in through the back door.

Yu Shan found that at this time, the black thread in Pang Tongyintang's cave no longer grows, and is fixed in that trace of state.

Seeing this situation, Yu Shan was no longer worried, but had a wicked smile on his face.

Sure enough, their homeroom teacher Li Ming just walked into the classroom and immediately walked towards Pang Tong, and directly took away the mobile phone in Pang Tong's hand.

"Watching a short film early in the morning? Pang Tong, are you okay? It's so thin, don't you know that it hurts your body? Li Ming looked at Pang Tong with a headache, not knowing what to do with this kid.

Pang Tong, this kid is a big mistake and does not make small mistakes, although he is very honest in class, he never studies seriously, and every time he takes a big exam, he has to drag the class back.

"Boss, now that we are all educated, we have to develop in an all-round way!" Pang Tong said with a smile, he is not afraid of Li Ming at all, they are now in the third year of high school, their academic performance is like that, his grades are known at home, and they don't have too big expectations for him, which Li Ming also knows.

"You always have to learn a little bit of knowledge, right?" Li Ming was helpless, for such a child, he couldn't beat him, he couldn't scold him, so he could only persuade him with good words, but the effect was very small.

At this time, Pang Tong saw Yu Shan who was smiling evilly, and secretly hated in his heart, Yu Shan, this kid, must have seen the head teacher come in, so he didn't remind him like this, this is a joke waiting to see him!

"Your phone is confiscated, if you still want it, ask your parents to get it." Li Ming directly stuffed the mobile phone into his pocket, turned around and left.

Pang Tong didn't react for a while, what's wrong?

It turns out that they are not all raised high and gently put down, how can his mobile phone be confiscated today?

So how did he spend this long time in school today?

"Teacher, Yu Shan is not doing his job, and he is reading novels again." Pang Tong didn't hesitate to pull Yu Shan's back, so that he might be able to get his phone back.

Li Ming turned around directly and said angrily: "You better take care of yourself!" Yu Shan is not going to school now, even if he doesn't have a certificate of education, he can buy a house and a car, can you? If you don't rely on your family and go out of school, will you be able to support yourself? ”

Pang Tong was directly speechless, while Yu Shan smiled secretly.

Seeing the head teacher's gaze swept over, Yu Shan was very embarrassed, and shook the book in his hand, this is a Tao Te Ching, and it is really not a novel.

Seeing Yu Shan give face like this, Li Ming's face improved a lot, turned his head and walked around the classroom, and left.

Seeing the head teacher leave, Yu Shan turned his head and looked at Pang Tong.

Sure enough, the trace of black gas on Pang Tong's face had disappeared, and it seemed that the bad luck had been fulfilled, so the trace of black gas in the Yin Tang acupoint dissipated.

This is the reason why Yu Shan didn't remind Pang Tong and looked at him unlucky.

Yu Shan was even afraid that if he reminded Pang Tong and let him avoid this little calamity, then the trace of black qi in his Yin Hall might continue to accumulate.

In that case, it will be bad, and it will break out after accumulating to a certain extent, then Pang Tong may really be unlucky, which will hurt him.

"I said you're going to be unlucky, right? You didn't believe it just now, but now it's been fulfilled! Yu Shan laughed at Pang Tong in a low voice.

Pang Tong gritted his teeth and whispered: "You made a lot of money just now, treat me at noon, I want to eat a little more, and go to bad luck." ”

"You don't have to daydream, I'm going to use the money to buy a smartphone, and it will be convenient to check some information in the future." Yu Shan said with a smile.

"You should have bought a better phone a long time ago, that old-fashioned straight board, it should have gone to the trash bin a long time ago, by the way, how did you change your habits today? Reading the Tao Te Ching? You're not going to change your path without exercising, are you? Pang Tong said.

"Hehe, in the future, when you encounter a ghost hitting the wall, a ghost on the body, and a ghost thing, you can come to this master, I will subdue the demon and eliminate the demon, the iron mouth is straightforward, the golden mouth is proficient, everything is proficient, one hundred at a time, and there will be no counteroffer." Yu Shan's half-truths and half-truths.

"Say you're fat and you're still panting? Boy, you better exercise well! I didn't hear the old class say that in the future, you will be able to buy a house and a car by selling **, this very promising profession needs you to carry it forward. Pang Tong smiled evilly.

"You kid have to study hard, or you'll starve to death in the future." Yu Shan turned his head and stopped talking to Pang Tong, because the eyes of Yu Na, the leader of their class, had become very unkind.

Yu Na is Yu Shan's family, but there is no kinship, in the class, Yu Na also takes care of him, and usually doesn't trouble him, so Yu Shan will still give her some face.

The morning self-study passed quickly, and at this time, Zhang Jingya glanced at Yu Shan, who was still staring at the Tao Te Ching, and said, "You don't really want to learn the Tao, do you?" ”

Yu Shan raised his head and said, "What do you say?" Learning the Tao is not the same as cultivating the Tao. ”

"Do you really know?" Zhang Jingya looked at Yu Shan, this ordinary peasant boy, was really a little different.

"Know what? Learning the Tao and cultivating the truth? Yu Shan laughed.

Zhang Jingya breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Don't think about those who don't have it, study hard, and you can find a good job in the future, do you really plan to sell meat in the future?" ”