Chapter 31: Accepting the Little Brother
Zhuang Shisan and Chen Erniu stared at each other with big eyes, and saliva sprayed wildly.
Ye Qingchen was dumbfounded, could it be that these two people are senior trolls who have crossed over from the earth?
Seeing that the two were going to scold each other, Ye Qingchen had to stop it.
"Pause and have something to say. ”
Ye Qingchen said solemnly.
As Ye Qingchen spoke, Chen Erniu and Zhuang Thirteen all kept their mouths shut in unison.
"Senior brother, he was unreasonable and scolded me as soon as he came up. ”
Zhuang 13 said aggrievedly.
"Fart. Chen Erniu said: "Didn't you just say that Nima will die, what is this? Brother, you are too stingy." ”
"Then I just said that your grandfather will collapse, what's the matter?"
"Your fathers will fall. ”
"The fathers of your fathers will fall. ”
The two of you come and go, and there are signs that you are going to get out of control.
Ye Qingchen is full of black lines.
"If you don't stop talking, I want you two to believe it first?"
Ye Qingchen scolded.
"Senior brother, I won't say anything. ”
Zhuang Shisan really shut up this time.
Chen Erniu turned his head to stare at Ye Qingchen, smiled, and said, "Senior Brother Ye, I want to follow you and go to the imperial capital to participate in the literary grand event and the Daoist Conference." ”
"You're following me?"
Ye Qingchen's heart moved, and he looked at Chen Erniu.
"Yes, Senior Brother Ye, don't worry, with me, I will block the sword and sword for you. ”
Chen Erniu patted his chest and promised.
"Then you have to have the ability. Ye Qingchen said lightly: "If you want to follow me, it's not okay to be too ordinary, what advantages do you have?"
"Senior Brother Ye, I can lift 10,000 catties with my bare hands, and now I am in the Five Gods and Three Realms, and I am an ordinary master, I can knock it down with one punch. ”
Chen Erniu immediately replied.
The corners of Ye Qingchen's mouth twitched.
Lifting 10,000 catties with bare hands?
It's really brute and not as fierce as you!
With such a little brother to follow, it is indeed a good thing to point to where to fight.
Thinking of this, Ye Qingchen has already made a decision.
But Ye Qingchen did not immediately agree.
"With your strength, I grabbed a lot of them in the Wuji Gate, is this very strong?"
Ye Qingchen asked lightly.
When Chen Erniu heard this, he immediately became nervous: "Senior Brother Ye, I know that I am not qualified, but I have a heart that is absolutely loyal to you, and in the wind and rain, I will definitely shield you from the wind and rain." ”
"You are a member of the Barbarian King Sect, and if you follow me, you will betray the sect. Ye Qingchen said solemnly.
"Hey, Senior Brother Ye, I just went back, and I have already severed my relationship with the sect, and I am no longer a disciple of the Barbarian King Sect. ”
"Can the Barbarian King Sect promise you?" Ye Qingchen was stunned.
"It's simple, I gave the Great Elder 20,000 spirit gold, and then the Great Elder said, I greened him, and just like that, I was expelled from the sect. ”
"Cattle batch. Ye Qingchen gave a thumbs up.
This operation is wonderful to listen to.
It seems that no matter which world it is, there are many extraordinary things that can be accomplished through kryptonite.
"Senior Brother Ye, how is it? Can you accept the little brother?"
Chen Erniu asked cautiously.
"It's not impossible to accept you, but if you are the slightest disobedient, I will summon the heavenly thunder to slash you. ”
Ye Qingchen said quietly.
As soon as he heard the word "thunder", Chen Erniu's face changed slightly.
Because of the thunder, he decided to follow Ye Qingchen.
At the same time, it was also because of the thunder that Ye Qingchen was deeply in awe.
"Senior Brother Ye, you ...... Don't worry, I'll be obedient, and I'll do whatever you ask me to do. ”
"That's very good. Ye Qingchen smiled and said, "Then you will follow me in the future." ”
"Hehe, haha, thank you Senior Brother Ye. ”
Chen Erniu was excited and laughed wildly.
"Two stunned. ”
Zhuang Thirteen muttered sourly.
"What are you talking about?" Chen Erniu shook his big fist like a sandbag in front of Zhuang Thirteen: "Boy, there will be a senior brother in the future, be polite to the master, otherwise Nima will blow up." ”
"Your father will be confused. Zhuang thirteen replied.
"Your fathers will fall. ”
"The fathers of your fathers will fall. ”
Ye Qingchen was speechless for a while.
I don't know why, these two people are squirting around, and they will always go around to your ancestors.
"Pause and let me tell you about this ancestor. Ye Qingchen said lightly.
"Senior Brother Ye, you say what you say. ”
Chen Erniu nodded and bowed, humble like a second ha.
"Let's talk as we go. ”
Ye Qingchen walked with his hands in his hands, and his extraordinary temperament was faintly emanated, like a walking immortal.
This is not like the momentum of the world, which makes Chen Erniu sincerely awe.
After Ye Qingchen brewed for a while, he began to give Chen Erniu and Zhuang Thirteen the topic of popular science ancestors.
He talked about the cave people from the mountaintop, to the Stone Age, and from the Stone Age, to many things that later human beings continued to evolve.
Chen Erniu and Zhuang Thirteen were dumbfounded when they heard this, these legends, they had never heard of, but they sounded very reasonable.
"No wonder you always look at those dead monkeys with a sense of intimacy, it turns out that they are distant relatives. ”
Chen Erniu's eyes widened.
"Senior brother, so our common ancestor of mankind is the monkey?"
Zhuang Shisan was also surprised.
Ye Qingchen looked at the two of them with amazed faces, smiled slightly, and said: "It may be a monkey or an ape, but this is just an ancient legend, the result of the deduction of a great man surnamed Da, whether the origin of human beings is like this or not, it remains to be decided, you just listen to it." ”
"Senior Brother Ye, I think it's very likely to be a monkey, I passed by a forest last time and saw a male monkey and a female monkey, their behavior, hehe, is the same as that of humans. ”
"Really?" Ye Qingchen couldn't help laughing.
"Yes, and I will change my movements. ”
"Haha. Ye Qingchen couldn't help laughing.
"Senior brother, what does this big guy mean?" Zhuang Shisan was stunned when he heard it.
"If you don't understand, you're right. Ye Qingchen smiled: "I don't understand either." ”
"Well, Senior Brother Ye, I don't understand either. ”
Chen Erniu also hurriedly waved his hand.
"Big man, how can you not understand what you said?" Zhuang Shisan was suspicious.
"Broken child, while playing, don't make noise about the ears of the master. ”
Chen Erniu waved his hand impatiently.
"Nima will be fried. ”
Zhuang Shisan's mentality collapsed.
"Do you want to scold again? Let's say okay first, we can't scold our ancestors this time, because our ancestors were all monkeys. Chen Erniu said solemnly.
"Your fathers will fall. ”
Zhuang 13 blurted out and squirted.
Ye Qingchen hurriedly quickened his pace, afraid that he would laugh out loud.
Seeing Zhuang Thirteen scolding, Chen Erniu would not give up and start a war with Zhuang Thirteen immediately.
The two scolded each other for a long time this time, and they both seemed to have dry mouths before they gradually stopped.
"Are you two tired?"
Ye Qingchen asked lightly.
"Big ...... Senior brother, I suspect that this big man's realm is not what he said. Zhuang 13 gasped.
"Why?" Ye Qingchen asked with a smile.
"Because, I seriously doubt that he is a monk with a strong mouth who blows out of the realm by mouth. ”