Chapter 5: Recruiting Wukong (1st Update)
"Brother, why are you looking at me like this? Is my face dirty?", Qiao Zhi opened his big smart eyes, wiped his cheeks with his hands, looked innocently and romantically, and asked the big bad wolf Ichixiu, who was trying to "eat" him, suspiciously.
And his words immediately frightened Ya Min's body to tremble, and Joe Navarro hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover Joe Zhi's mouth.
"Your Excellency, Untouchable, the child has offended the adults by being ignorant, and I ask the adults to forgive them," said Joe Navarro, with a sincere fear, and the two adults took half a step back unconsciously.
When I saw it, I only felt helpless and funny, it seemed that the adults of this family were frightened by themselves, and they all thought that they were the messengers of the fire god, but only because of a lighter!!
According to the strict hierarchy of the continent of Jacquelantis, they must give Ikyu enough respect, even down to the title, otherwise they will be burned at the stake if they are discovered.
Immediately, Yixiu folded his hands and let out a hearty laugh, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, don't be nervous, it's okay to call an adult, it's better to call a master." ”
"Ding, host, please don't put gold on your own face, the word master first came from the Buddhist Sanskrit word Statr, which means master and great teacher, Buddhists call Buddha a master, you don't even have a golden body of Arhat, you really can't afford the name of a master. ”
As soon as Yixiu finished pretending, the system's prompt sound sounded, but the coercion was finished, how could there be any reason to take it back, isn't this a crazy slap in the face?
So, Ikyu didn't pay attention to the system, let alone explain too much, just folded his hands and looked at each other solemnly.
And where did Joe Navarro and Ya Min know what Yixiu was thinking about, so they quickly nodded yes.
Then, Yixiu stroked the hem of the monk's robe, squatted down, and looked at the innocent little George, he showed a thief smile again, blaming "Potato Potato" for deceiving children.
"Qiao Zhiwu Guan you are very close to my Amitabha Buddha, and the poor monk wants to take you as a disciple and become an apostle of God, I don't know if you are willing?"
In the middle of the day, the small Buddha hall fell into a deathly silence.
Jo Ochie's parents were dumbfounded when they heard that Ikyu was going to accept their son as an apostle of God.
Because as the lowest level of the common people in this country, they know nothing more than what God's apostolic status means.
It is second only to the existence of priests, as long as he becomes an apostle of the gods, as long as he is approved by the first-class temple of the Hehuo country, Xiao Qiao Zhi can break away from the status of a fifth-class pariah, and become a fourth-class commoner, or even a third-class elect.
And in the continent of Jacrantis, there are monarchs, there are theocracies, and people are divided into five classes, the first class of the chosen one, the second class of the elect, the third class of the elect, the fourth class of commoners, and the fifth class of untouchables.
The fifth-class people are close to more than 50 percent of the total population of the mainland, and as the cornerstone of society, they enjoy the lowest social status, do the hardest and most tiring work, and suffer the most unfair treatment.
Every year, as many as 70 percent of the fifth-class people die in the war, and even those who participate in the combat.
Therefore, if this kind of identity change had been for their family before, it would have been as pitiful as being struck by lightning.
When Joe Navarro and Ya Min heard that Ikyu himself said that he would accept his son as an apostle of God, not only were they so frightened that they couldn't speak, but it was their psychology that suddenly raised their throats.
"Silly boy, what are you doing? Hurry up and promise the master!", Joe Navarro said secretly in his heart, looking at his stupid son, and an inexplicable urge to slap that kid arose in his heart.
The next moment, Joe asked a divine question that his parents couldn't have anticipated, "Then after I make this thing, can I have enough to eat?"
At this moment, Joe Navarro and Ya Min had black lines on their faces, and they couldn't teach their son a lesson, so they could only forcibly suppress the fire in their hearts and pray that things would not deteriorate.
Who knew that Yixiu didn't laugh angrily, looked at the child in front of him, and hurriedly said happily, "The food is full, the food is full, as long as you are my apprentice, I won't be hungry for you in the future." ”
Immediately, Yixiu stretched out his right hand, and Qiao Zhi also stretched out his fat hand, Yixiu grasped it, and made a handshake after a modern person talked about business, and at the same time said, "Deal." ”
Everything that happened in the Buddha hall was so strange and so unbelievable.
It wasn't until Ikkyu had returned to his bedroom and placed the razor left by the old monk in the tray that Joe Navarro and Ya Min were left to be spectators.
I saw Ikyu holding a razor, sprinkling his head with water, and shaved off all the hair around Joe Zhi's Heavenly Spirit Cover and said.
"The second time is to ask the shaver to see the shaver, and he will shave it all, and the other person regrets it. The Buddha said that the top should be left with less hair. Asked: Except for the top bun, no. If you don't say anything, let it go as you wish. If you say anything, you can shave it off. ”
The meaning of this sentence is to ask you if you regret it, whether you are still greedy for red dust, do not want to become a monk, if you do not want to become a monk, you can not shave the hair left on the top, and the ceremony will be nullified.
Qiao Zhi has been a bitter child since he was a child, and he is not an earthling, he has a nine-year compulsory education, and he has not learned any classical Chinese at all, so he can only shake his head stupidly and say that he doesn't understand.
And Yixiu showed a smile as pleased as an old father, and said self-absorbedly, "I didn't expect you to be so firm in your heart to the Buddha, no matter what, no matter what, the poor monk will cross you into the Buddha's door!"
As soon as the words fell, the last handful of hair on the top of Joe Zhi's head also left the top of his head and fell to the ground with the breeze blowing.
"Amitabha, from today onwards, you will be the great apprentice of my temple, call me the master, and give you the Dharma name for the teacher. Speaking of Yixiu, he suddenly paused, his mind was empty, and he really didn't know what to mention to this new apprentice.
Immediately, a wicked smile appeared on Yixiu's face, and a bad taste surged in his heart, touching the little apprentice's head and saying, "You will be called Wukong in the future!"
He thought about the "giant baby" as soon as he rested, the big apprentice is called Wukong, the second apprentice will be called Wuneng in the future, the third apprentice will be called Wujing, and the fourth apprentice will be called what to do!
"Apprentice Wukong, Master Xie gave him the Dharma number", Qiao Zhi should not say that today's Wukong, affected by the Buddha statue in front of him, was extremely clear in his heart, and soon entered the role, which made Yixiu answer him unexpectedly.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully accepting one apprentice and getting the task reward Huang Feihong Plane "Foshan Shadowless Feet", may I ask if the host will receive it immediately?"
The system prompt came to his mind after Ikyu gave him the Dharma name, and Ikyu hurriedly said to the system, "I don't accept it for the time being." ”
Immediately, Ikkyu reached out and helped Goku, who was kneeling in place, to his parents.
"From today on, Wukong will be practicing, please don't worry, it's getting late, there may be fierce beasts in the mountain, the two of you can rest in the temple, and go down the mountain tomorrow!"
Ya Min opened his mouth and seemed to be a little speechless, and Joe Navarro immediately rushed to reply, "Yes, the untouchables are all at the master's disposal. ”
The strange thing is that Wukong, who has always been very obedient, wrinkled his expression after hearing that his parents were leaving him, sat on the ground, and cried all over the ground.
The handful of snot and tears looked at Yixiu very embarrassed, and his little apprentice muttered while crying.
"The master is a big villain, the master is a big villain, I don't want to be a monk (▔,▔)ㄏ, I want to eat well, and I want to be with my father and mother. ”
The story is not over to be continued