Chapter 233: Tanabata Laughter

The true colors of the hero are finished, but this does not mean that this movie is completed, the next thing is to enter the cumbersome post-production, it is already the end of July, and there is not much time left for the true colors of the hero, but fortunately, this movie does not need to use too many computer stunts, otherwise the post-production of a drama alone will be more than half a year, or even a year or two, he can't afford to wait. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

Just when Chen Ge's post-production was in the final stage, he received a call from Shi Zhimin.

Shi Zhimin brought Chen Ge a piece of good news, which was of great benefit to the promotion of Chen Ge's movie.

It turned out that Huan Entertainment was going to invite Chen Ge to participate in a new variety show and serve as a guest in this variety show. This is a completely different variety show from me going to school, not a large-scale outdoor reality show, and the specific content of the show will not be known until Chen Ge goes.

Heung Kong Airport, which is one of the busiest airports in Asia, is one of the top three in the world in terms of international passenger traffic, and the continuous development of Hong Kong in recent years, passenger traffic is also increasing, this huge airport is also showing a trend of gradual saturation, and because its geographical location is in Kowloon City. Therefore, the possibility of expansion is also very small, plus there are many buildings around, and the running sweep is still built in a waterway, so that the take-off and landing of the plane are full of dangers, especially the thirteenth runway, when ascending, there must be a big turn to avoid the danger of loading the mountain and buildings. It is also world-famous, and it is also known as the world's top ten dangerous airports.

But it is also this dangerous airport that carries more than 20 million passengers a year. The cargo volume is one million metric tons, the largest in the world.

Chen Ge arrived at the airport about an hour early because of the busyness of the airport. So he went out very early, and he thought that at least he would have to block it for a while, but he didn't expect that the journey was surprisingly smooth, and it also made him a lot earlier.

Sitting near the airport and admiring the beauties of various countries coming in and out of the airport for a while, Chen Ge and Shi Zhimin got on the plane.

Shi Zhimin is now by Chen Ge's side 80% of the time, Chen Ge asked Shi Zhimin if the other two artists had any complaints, Shi Zhimin just shook his head.

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Chen Ru came to the airport a long time ago, and he didn't sleep well last night, so he was picked up today.

Among the passengers who got off the plane, Chen Ru saw Chen Ge and Shi Zhimin holding suitcases at a glance, it has been a long time since the last meeting, and Chen Ge's image has also changed a lot from the last meeting, his body is more robust, and his beard has grown, which has changed a lot from the beautiful appearance of the cream Xiaosheng before.

"Hey!" Chen Ru didn't dare to shout Chen Ge's name in public, and waved his hand at him.

"Chen Ru!" Chen Ge and Shi Zhimin looked at Chen Ru.

"I haven't seen you for a few months, and even your beard has grown, and I almost don't recognize you." Chen Ru said with a smile.

"During this time, I have been busy filming, and I don't have time to tidy up, so it's going to be like this." Chen Ge touched his beard as he spoke.

"How's your play going in the late stages? When is the screening? Chen Ru took Chen Ge and walked towards the outside of the airport, and the assistant next to him took over the suitcase that Chen Ge pulled inside.

It may have to be postponed a bit. Chen Ge looked at Chen Ru and said, although the post-production is about to be completed, I don't want this movie to go wrong, I have to wait a while and take a good look. If it is released, it will be released in October at the earliest.

"Wouldn't that be missing the summer vacation?" Chen Ru looked at Chen Ge with some surprise, when he talked on the phone a few days ago, he also said that it would be very fast, but he didn't expect that there would be a sudden change, and the summer vacation schedule is definitely a prime time for commercial films, and many commercial films released during the summer vacation can get excellent results.

"There is no way, there are more special effects in the later stage of this play, and I will be delayed for a while when I come to the mainland to promote it this time." Chen Ge is also a little disappointed that the film can't be released before the end of the summer vacation, this is a huge piece of fat, and he can't get a piece of that meat, but it's a little depressing, but as a director, what he hopes most is that his film is brilliant, so he won't release it so rashly, and every shot must be refined.

"By the way, this movie is finished, is there an eyebrow for the next movie? You're now a well-known high-speed, high-quality director. After getting into the car, on the way to the hotel, Chen Ru looked at Chen Ge and asked.

"I don't have an eyebrow yet, but I hope to make a breakthrough in the next film." Chen Ge said, "Of course, I'm actually trying to make a breakthrough in this movie. ”

"Then I'm going to have to take a look." Chen Ge's stay in the mainland this time will not be short, because in addition to Huan Entertainment's new programs, he will also do some proper publicity for "The True Color of Heroes" in various places.

This is Huhai, and Huanyu Corporation is here.

Chen Ge came to Huhai this time. Chen Ruke made a good impression of the landlord, not only took a day to accompany Chen Ge to visit and go to some major scenic spots. I also took him to taste a lot of famous food.

On the third day of arriving in Shanghai, Chen Ru took a middle-aged man to meet Chen Ge, made an appointment yesterday, and talked about the recording of Huan Entertainment's new program today.

The middle-aged man's posture was very low, and he bowed slightly and stretched out his hand to Chen Ge, "Hello Mr. Chen." ”

Chen Ge smiled and shook his hand.

"Regarding our cooperation this time, I think you should have a general understanding of the content of the specific program." The middle-aged man said.

Chen Ge nodded, "I probably understand, talk show-type programs." ”

The man nodded, his hands crossed with his fingers crossed, "Now let me explain in detail the arrangement of this show and what you need to pay attention to as the host of our first episode." ”

"Hmm."

"Our show is half-drafted. What does it mean, that is, the host needs to take the material to play on the spot, the first host is very critical, you need a star who responds quickly, has a sense of urgency and humor, and is popular enough, the reason for choosing you is that I have seen the video of you hosting in a bar, and the effect is very good. ”

Chen Ge asked: "When will the show start?" ”

"At present, the Internet has been soliciting the lucky audience who can come to watch the first episode, and the material has been basically sorted out, and in two days it will be the Tanabata Festival, and we decided to record it the day before the Tanabata Festival, and edit and broadcast it the next day."

Chen Ge looked at the time, there were still four days left before Qixi Festival, and there were still four days left for his preparation.

The corners of Chen Ge's mouth hooked up a smile, in fact, for this kind of talk show-type program, he doesn't need any material at all, just the joke of Qixi can be said for three days and three nights.

Four days later, on the sixth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar.

Chen Ge walked onto the stage with a booklet in his hand, on which were the materials prepared by the program team.

Chen Ge did not refuse.

When Chen Ge appeared on the stage, the audience cheered.

Today's stage belongs to Chen Ge alone.

Backstage, Chen Ru and show producer Hou Xiao were slightly nervous and looked at Chen Ge. This kind of program belongs to the first in China, there was absolutely no such type before, and this kind of program is very difficult, even Chen Ru, who is very confident in Chen Ge, can't help but play the drums at this time.

Chen Ge stood on the stage, and waited until the cheers from the audience gradually became lower, Chen Ge said: "Actually, before going on stage, I was very worried, why, because I was afraid that there would be no audience." But after I took the stage, I found out that there were a lot of people here today, and the seats were full, and I was very pleased. Thank you for coming. Don't leave until a while, go to dinner. Whoever goes pays for it. ”

Chen Ge was originally serious, but the last sentence suddenly threw out a burden, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene.

Chen Ge said: "In this episode of the show, the director team told me that the theme must be around Qixi Festival, because tomorrow is Qixi Festival, but I am not in a good mood when I think of Qixi Festival, and someone asked me why, because I don't have a girlfriend." Especially when I think of a beast holding my future daughter-in-law's hand on the street on the day of Qixi Festival, I get angry!"

"A week before the Qixi Festival, I pinched my fingers and counted: 'I will spend it alone again after seeing the Qixi Festival this year.'"

I'm very sad, I asked my friend, it's Valentine's Day again, I've been single for more than 20 years, do you say my daughter-in-law gave a flow 20 years ago... ”

This time, not only the people in the audience laughed, but the director team in the background laughed crazy, Hou Xiao and Chen Ru, who were talking eloquently in the stands, put down their hearts.

"When I was in high school, I chased a girl for a long time, and then one day I finally succeeded, and the girl asked me how I felt, and I said I couldn't believe it, and she said: Fool, I don't believe you pinch your face, I did it, and then I woke up...

"Don't laugh, I said that this story is actually very sad in my heart, Qixi Festival is a festival for couples, so the program team collected what kind of thoughts single dogs have on the Internet for the sake of the program effect."

Chen Ge picked up the booklet in his hand.

Only then did the audience know what the pamphlet in Singer Chen was.

Only Chen Ru in the background was stunned, only they knew that the booklet was full of materials, and it was not a single dog's idea at all.

Chen Ge said: "A netizen who thought it was named like a year said: "On the day of Qixi Festival, I will play all day and watch Lianlian, and eliminate a pair is a pair." ”

"A once sincere netizen said: Qixi Valentine's Day sells me at a low price, a cheap sale!"

"A netizen who has been professional single for 20 years said: Qixi Festival is coming, single friends, hurry up to the supermarket and quietly stuff a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up!"

"I just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement, and the Qixi Valentine's Day was canceled, please tell each other."

"Qixi Festival is coming, don't show off if you want to show affection, after all, there are so many unaccompanied, and it would be bad if you show affection and meet someone who hits your face."

"It seems that this year's Qixi Festival is left with me and you, my bed"

"It's almost Tanabata, people who have a crush on me, why are you so calm."

"This year's Valentine's Day, don't ask me how I spend it. I'd love to skip, skip, and get by. But I still cowardly admit that I can only be sad ... ”

Chen Ge laughed every time he read a piece of laughter from the audience, and the laughter was higher than the other, and the atmosphere of the scene had been driven by Chen Ge.

The pamphlet in Singer Chen had been thrown to the ground by Chen Ge at this time: "Don't mind the couples on the scene, these are all said by those single diaosi just now, I am actually very tolerant of the Qixi Festival, but occasionally I will complain." In fact, I am more puzzled by another thing, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can only see each other once a year, if the Weaver Girl happens to come to relatives that day, everyone imagine that kind of scene. ”

Imagine that scene・・・・・

The scene was paused for a second, followed by laughter.

Chen Ge said: "Actually, although I have never been in love, I have studied women, and after research, I have no longing for love." As the saying goes, I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in men's broken mouths, and women are the same, I tell you 5 lies that women love to tell:

Tell me the story of you and her, I won't be angry (I must be angry when I finish it);

Old husband and wife, I don't want any Valentine's Day gifts (if you don't buy it, you'll be finished);

I guess I'm really not for you (I don't like you at all);

I don't want to have a boyfriend just yet. You're less than half of my criteria for choosing a mate);

I have a person in my heart (that person I made up specifically for people like you). ”

Many male compatriots at the scene nodded heavily, obviously agreeing.

Chen Ge said: "Talking about Qixi Festival, single dogs are absolutely unavoidable topics, let's talk about why single dogs are single dogs, the reason is that most single dogs are diao. ”

"Why is diao silk called diao silk, one sentence makes you understand the difference between ** silk and rich and handsome: before going to bed - poor: I went to bed; Middle class: I went back to my room and slept; Gao Fushuai: I went upstairs to sleep.

**Silk: Hey, the **** novel under your pillow is really exciting, where did you buy it? Gao Fushuai: Why are you flipping it, that's my diary. ”

The scene burst into laughter, and many girls blushed.

Chen Ge said: "The Qixi Festival is actually very inhumane for single dogs, so I must advise those men in the single dogs, on this special day, you have to take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more if you are uncomfortable, stay up late, don't eat breakfast often, wear sandals and socks when it's cold, play with your mobile phone when you're fine, turn off the lights when you read the secretary, remember not to look at the traffic lights when crossing the street, if you can't sleep, take more sleeping pills, burn your hair if you're bored, and use boiling water for bathing, everything will be fine." To those women with single dogs, I would say: don't be discouraged. Although you have small breasts, you have a big face. You're short, but you have a high hairline. Your fat is thick, but your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, you have a lot of work. Your bank account is empty, but your shopping cart is full. Although you are living poorly, your rival is living well. He doesn't like you, but others don't like you either. ”

"I hope that after I finish the above paragraph, I can walk out of the show alive."

Chen Ge said: "In fact, there is a reason why a person is single, one of my female friends is like this, her reason is especially obvious, she is slightly fat, one day, I saw such a sentence on the Internet that says: A woman who can't control her body will never be productive for the rest of her life." My friend turned his head and said, "No, you can be fat if you want to be fat, and you can be fat if you want to be fat." ”

"Every year on Qixi Festival, there will be news between all kinds of couples on the Internet, and I remember reading two news last year, which almost made me laugh. This story is about a certain poor second generation who has a new girlfriend, and I heard others say that she is a young lady from a rich family. He is an honest man, and he thinks that it doesn't matter if he is rich or not, as long as he is good, he later learned that the rich and noble family is a bathing center...... angrily and hyped that he was going to break up, so it was on the news. ”

Another piece of news, also on Qixi Festival, a boy stuffed the ring into chicken wings for his girlfriend to eat, and the girlfriend unfortunately swallowed the ring. This guy is a real cow, and the ring is stuffed into the chicken wings. Let's think about the scene at that time, this guy was going to propose to his girlfriend on the day of Tanabata, they watched the movie, sat down at KFC, he watched her swallow an egg tart in two bites, and Ku Ku Ku finished eating a chicken roll, he said: I'll buy you a cone, okay? She said, "No, I want to eat roasted wings." He said, "Eat the cone, eat something cold." She said, "Roast the wings!" I said I wanted to roast my wings! So he walked to the ordering table and asked: Waiter, do you have a way to stuff the ring into the roasted wings・・・・・・ waiter is *** embarrassed, isn't it? ”

The laughter was even happier this time, and no one didn't open their mouths to laugh, and the current laughter intensity can be played without post-production.

"The last one is about me, in last year's Qixi Festival, I went to KFC to buy drinks alone, there was a little boy in the queue behind me, I turned to the little boy and said: children, the second cup is half price, this discount will be given to you, only half the price.

Hehe, the little boy smiled at me, then stretched out his hand and pointed to a table by the door and said, "Uncle, that girl, do you see it?" I'm a horse. ”

"This *** is even more embarrassing!"

Speaking of Qixi Festival, we also have to talk about the origin of the festival of Qixi Festival, legend has it that every year during the Qixi Festival, the lovers of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl can meet, so every year on the Qixi Festival, there will be such a scene in the heavenly court.

The Cowherd affectionately handed the Weaver Girl a cup of fragrant drink, and the Weaver Girl took a sip: a little bitter, a little sweet, fragrant, and rich. What is it?

Cowherd smile: This is the taste of missing. What you drink is the ashes on this magpie bridge, which I have turned into endless thoughts for you. I named him Queqiao Ka Ash.

The next day, on the morning of July 8, the magpie met the crow, who saw that the magpie was very haggard and asked why. The magpie said: July 7 is tired of building bridges. The crow said: In previous years, the bridge was not so haggard? The magpie said, "Hey, the bridge!"

Chen Ge's jokes became more and more cheerful, and the scene effect was surprisingly good.

Hou Xiao said to Chen Ru: "Chen Ru, it seems that you are really right to recommend Chen Ge to me this time." ”

Chen Ru smiled, "Of course." ”

At the front desk, Chen Ge's jokes have basically been finished, and he began to say the last paragraph: "The moonlight is like day, the silver frost is boundless, the Qixi Festival will be a magpie bridge, and the affection is lingering; Flowers, beautiful scenery, fairy magpies gather on the flyover, good life and happiness! See you on the magpie bridge in the sky, and the world will be round tonight. The willow tops on the moon, people about after dusk. See you on the Qixi Magpie Bridge, and the friendship is endless. Speechless to see things, all in silence. The thousand-year-old myth interprets the classic romance, and the long-awaited magpie is flying. The Milky Way separates the thoughts of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but it is beautiful. I only wish those who love each other: Happy Tanabata and finally become a family! ”

(To be continued.) )