A short, red-faced man rushed in, walking with a clattering foot, a gray beard raised high, and eyes as wide as cow's eggs.

"Damn, I just went out for a few dozen minutes, and you guys just stole wine and drank, you can die if you don't drink, this time I finally caught you, what else are you talking about? Put down the cups and put them all down for me! ”

To his surprise, the three best gunners under his command toasted as if they hadn't heard, and cooed, and the wine gurgled in their throats.

The most annoying thing is that the three of them toasted, threw the cups together, and respectfully stood next to a fat little fat man, that look, that state, as if they didn't see him.

Graybeard's face turned even redder, and he was so angry that he jumped up like thunder, waving his fist fiercely and jumping up on the spot and scolding: "Drink too much, you must have drunk too much, these little bastards who just pour horse urine when they have nothing to do, big biaozi, come and remember for me, these three guys will deduct half of the bonus, Made, all deducted!" Drink again, each person chops off a hand! ”

There was silence all around, no one answered him, the short gray beard became even more angry, glared back, and saw that the big biaozi was behind him but did not answer, so angry that he stepped forward, gave him a kick fiercely, and scolded:

"Da Biaozi, you are paralyzed, are you deaf or dumb, didn't you hear me call you?"

The previously obedient big biao stared at him and said loudly: "Hu Di, what are you kicking me for?" If you do anything else, don't tell me to call the police!"

"What, what did you say?" Hu Di is a little stupid, the most honest big biao in the past is actually disobedient, is Nima swollen?

He looked around, and saw a bunch of people around the door, all of them with strange appearances, and he couldn't help but be furious, and his mouth let out a cry like a bull's roar:

"And you, Lao Zhou, you, Xiao Zheng, Liu Shu, Nima Dan, what to watch? I don't know how to work hard during work hours, so I'm going to go back! Beware of Lao Tzu's leg discounts! ”

It's strange, no one around him moved, and they all looked at him with strange eyes.

Hu Didu was about to go crazy, and shouted angrily: "Come on, give me someone, what is Nima's going to rebel about!" ”

"Stop screaming, listen to me now." An unfamiliar voice came from behind him, which made him turn around suddenly, it was a black-skinned teenager next to the little fat man.

Long Jiang smiled and looked at Hu Di, who was turning his head, looking at the fluctuating glow of his whole body, obviously this guy was extremely surprised.

"Listen to you, what's the joke? Who are you? The hot-tempered Hudi took a step back, vigilantly distancing themselves from each other.

"My name is Longjiang, I'm not familiar with it, second, let the people at the door work normally, and after a while, we will get to know each other." Long Jiang squinted his eyes and smiled to reveal a harmless appearance of humans and animals.

Impotence held his chubby belly, waved his fat hands like a leader, and pretended to say: "Let's all disperse, go back to their own homes, find their own mothers, evil, no, go back to work, there's nothing to see." ”

Hu Di was furious: "What are you talking about, you are the green onion, do you know where this is?" Run this command of my men, you're tired, I'll kill you......"

Before he finished speaking, he was surprised to find that as soon as the little fat man's voice fell, everyone who did not listen to the command at the door actually cheered, and they all dispersed, and each began to enter the office to work.

"Hell yes, it's going to be hell today." Hu Di's face turned purple with anger, and he twisted his thigh fiercely, and a sharp pain came, making him open his mouth and shout: "You are paralyzed, not a dream, fuck, what the hell is going on!" After shouting, he pulled his legs and ran.

"Don't run, Alishan is closed." Impotence gives the order.

Alyosha, who drank a glass of wine, had red eyes, closed the door excitedly with a wine burp, looked at the angry Hu Di, and comforted: "Boss Hu, I forgot to inform you, I changed the boss, and this Boss Yang is my new owner."

"Bastard! Have you forgotten who saved you from the underground black fist? Have you forgotten who gave you the money? You ungrateful old bastard. Hu Di was so angry that he fainted, jumping high and scolding.

Alyosha had a trace of doubt in his eyes, knocked on his head and said strangely: "Hey, what you said seems to be true, yes, I owe you a favor, I do remember." ”

Hu Di was overjoyed, waving his thick arms, pouting his gray beard and grabbing him and shouting: "Then what are you waiting for, pick up your gun, kill all the people who don't listen to me, kill them all, go, go!"

Alyosha's next sentence completely stunned Hu Di.

"However, how do I think he's my boss and you're not, it's a really strange feeling!"

"I'm a ghost, I'm definitely a ghost!" Hu Di's face was red and pale, but his eyes were getting bigger and bigger, and he pulled his beard like crazy.

Seeing that he looked stupid, impotence took the opportunity to stretch out his fat hand, grabbed Hu Di's rough big hand, and shook it excitedly: "Hello, I am Yang Dawei, I am very happy to see you, I think we must have a lot of common language to talk together, if you don't object, let's sit down and chat, talk about this damn stock market, talk about women, do you think it?" ”

Long Jiang squinted his eyes, carefully observed the expression of impotence, and saw that his mung bean eyes were round, and the other party's cow egg eyes were also round, and the two of them held each other's arms tightly, and suddenly froze.

"Little fat man, I don't want to know you, I hate you, I hate fat people the most, fat people get it for nothing, hell do you feel about it! Something is in, hell! Hu Di's face was red for a while, white for a while, and purple for a while, snorting and panting, and sweat dripping down his head little by little.

"Strange, how did they hold their hands for so long? Also, Brother Yang is also sweating, Old Man Hu is also sweating, these two men can shake hands and sweat, haha, it's really strange. Liu Wei, the big gold tooth, scratched his head, looked at this, looked at that, and finally couldn't bear the silence in the room and asked loudly.

"Shut up!" Long Jiang and impotence turned back at the same time, Liu Wei was frightened enough and hurriedly retreated.

As soon as the impotence was distracted, Graybeard took the opportunity to shake off his fat hand and stared at the impotence intently: "Little fat man, who are you?" What have you done to me? How strange does it feel? ”

Impotence was happy, and mung bean's eyes widened: "Hu Di, won't I sue you, my name is Yang Dawei, you can call it viagra!"

"Viagra! God, hell, why am I listening to you? Something must be wrong, what's going on in my head? Hu Di screamed, suddenly fell to the ground, covered his head and struggled.

"Impotence, what's going on?" Long Jiang stretched out his head, pulled the impotence aside, and asked him strangely.

"It took 1,800 conquest points, and I had 100 points left, which I barely conquered, but the green on this old thing's head stayed at 50 points, and it didn't rise at all. Nima doesn't give experience to farm monsters, and I don't know what's wrong? Impotence scratched his head in embarrassment and clutched his teeth.

"You ask about the virtual screen?" Long Jiang came up with an idea.

"What do you ask?" Impotence is ignorant.

"Just concentrate, close your eyes, look at that screen, and ask questions with your heart." Long Jiang gave advice.

Impotence closed his eyes, frowned, and concentrated, but after a long while, he opened his eyes again.

"How?" Long Jiang asked with an eyebrow.

"Boss, you don't know? I've had ADHD since I was a child, and I've never been able to concentrate. "Impotence and teeth, full of embarrassment, boss, don't you know, concentrating is the eternal pain of the scumbags.

"Grass, you thing, so, you think that the latest island film is about to appear on the screen, and the show will start immediately, remember right away!" Seeing that Hu Di stopped struggling, Long Jiang sat on the ground in a daze, a little anxious, and gave an idea for impotence.

"Even, this method is good, I'll try." At the mention of the island, the impotence was full of joy, revealing a lustful expression, a trace of saliva involuntarily flowed out, and he closed his eyes and wandered away.

"Nima, okay, boss, it's better for you to do this, it's out of the word, haha, it's out of the word, I'll see what it is? Hey? Before conquest, you need to compare mental power, and the yellow number on the head of the target creature is mental power.

The target creature is unconquerable if its mental power is higher than that of the host, which is equal to the semi-conquering state of the host, and requires a secondary action language to completely conquer. Below the host is fully conquerable.

Grass, what the hell is this? ”

Impotence finished reading the instructions with great difficulty, suddenly opened his eyes, and scratched his fat head: "I'm cǎo, why don't I understand?" ”

Long Jiang was speechless, if you want to say that you are a scumbag, or your own scumbag, the most scumbag, the screen is clearly written, why can't you understand it?

"If you are stupid, you are suing you, which translates to mean that you have to look at the money in your pocket and measure it before calling a chicken."

Impotence is a little cloudy: "Call chicken? Does this have to do with calling chickens a dime? ”

Long Jiang kicked him: "Listen honestly, that's what it means, you call a chicken, the other party wants more, you can't play, you just want to figure out where the taxi money comes from, and you have to play if you have less money leftover, understand?" Long Jiang knocked on his impotent and fat head and said unhappily.

"Hehe, boss, what you said is so easy to understand, I understand." Impotence patted his thick belly embarrassedly, nodded, and finally understood.

He turned his head to look around and said in surprise:

"Damn, boss, there are really yellow characters, I didn't pay attention to it before, let me see, mine is 2000, the head of the big gold tooth is 800, Li Minhao is 1300, Jin Haonan is 1500, boss, yours is 8900, rely on it so high! This old thing's spiritual power, I'll go! It's also 2000, it can't be such a coincidence, right? ”

"So he's semi-conquering, and we're going to have to figure it out." Long Jiang pulled the impotence to Hu Di's side, squatted down, and looked at him slowly.

Hu Di's confused eyes suddenly widened, and he stared at the impotence with his beard and roared: "It's really strange, I always feel that you are my boss?" But I don't feel right, I can't call you boss! Tam of whom, who sued me what the hell is going on? ”

Long Jiang remembered the screen description just now, his heart moved, he smiled and showed his little white teeth, squinted at Hu Di, and said in a soft voice: "Yes, you feel right, he is your boss, I know, you need to be convinced to admit it, right?" ”

The short man Hu Di was suddenly overjoyed, and grabbed Long Jiang's arm: "Yes, who are you?" What you said is very mineral, yes, that's what I think, I'm just not convinced, fuck, fatty, you have to convince me so I can call you boss, your sister! ”

"So how can I convince you?" Long Jiang remained silent and continued to ask Hu Di with a smile.

Hu Di's eyes were dazed, and he suddenly covered his head and shouted: "Tam's, my head hurts when I think about things, my head hurts, there is one thing that I have a headache for a long time, if you help me do it, fat man, I will really obey you!" ”