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Zhang Xiaohai was also a little worried, he was really surprised, he didn't expect that in one afternoon, Liu La and Zhang Wenshun actually made up a new show. And it sounds like the new show is quite decent, even more popular than the previous one, and it's all good to have a lot of baggage, the only problem is that the intensity of the satire is obviously a little too much.

Now as for whether Liu Spicy can win Zhao Chunlin, Zhang Xiaohai is not worried, it should be certain. What he is worried about now is whether the station leaders, mainly the station director, will question whether he can appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala because of the large scale of the Liu Spicy program, after all, according to convention, it is difficult for artists with too much sarcasm to get on the big stage, because no one knows what he will say on stage.

And when Zhang Xiaohai was worried about Liu and the couple, the show of the two men continued.

Liu La: "People told us to wait, what should we do, then wait." Serve tea and pour water to clean up, busy with them every day, the most hateful one day there is a female amniotic water in the audience who broke and gave birth, you said that you are all in this body, and you came to see what rehearsals! Later, when I asked, I found out that this woman was Director Zhao's daughter-in-law. ”

"Uh......" There was another awkward atmosphere, and everyone didn't know whether to laugh or not.

Mr. Zhang: "Oh, I said that this body is still coming to see the rehearsal, and I dare to love that the sister of the more than 300 brothers-in-law on the stage came to visit relatives." ”

"Poof." In the end, there are still people who can't hold back their fun.

"Hahaha." And his joy caused more people to laugh.

Completely opposite to the laughter, Zhao Chunlin's face became more and more ugly.

Liu La continued: "Wait and wait, busy and busy, and guess what? God can't starve to death, wait and wait, I'm really waiting for the opportunity! Four hundred people started to jump up and down on the plane, and one person's parachute didn't open! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Yo, how did that person fall?" ”

Liu La: "Luck! ”

Mr. Zhang: "Oh, it's okay

Liu La: "Fortunately, I fell to death!" ”

"Hey, what kind of humanity are you?" Mr. Zhang shook his head.

The audience coaxed: "Phew! ”

"Hey, hey." Liu Lale: "Don't care about human nature, anyway, people are broken, and they can't die anymore, I'm really with the people I watched next to me." I turned around on the spot and went to the director, I'll come, this person is broken, it's my turn. ”

"Alas, Director Zhao sighed as he looked at my hot eyes. You're late, brother, the person who pushed him down just now has already taken up the quota. ”

"Hey, you guys are a little bit bit worse in human nature." Mr. Zhang didn't know what to say.

"Phew." The audience burst out laughing again.

Liu La continued: "I can't stay in this place, do you still want people to live?" Don't give me a chance. I went to the middleman, returned the money, returned the money, 4,000 yuan, and now I am responsible for giving birth to children in addition to working every day, I am in charge of all this, but I am not given a chance at all, there is no way for good people to walk. ”

Mr. Zhang nodded: "I can say it." ”

Liu La: "Hearing my words, my friend in the middle persuaded me, brother, do you know why everyone else has a chance, but you don't have a chance?" Just because you are too face-saving, too thin-skinned, you want to be hot, you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, you have to be stinky and shameless! ”

"Hey, what's that called?" Mr. Zhang shook his head repeatedly.

Liu La: "It's not rough, I thought about it, my friend is right, I'm a little too embarrassed." What is the relationship between me and the director, it's a dog walking relationship, if I am embarrassed, he can not arrange a role for me, by the way, I have to be shameless! ”

"Dog walkers?" Mr. Zhang: "I haven't heard of what you call it. ”

Liu La: "Don't care if you've heard it or not, anyway, I have to learn to be shameless first." But how can you be shameless? Hey, I remembered, I'm going to find Director Zhao's daughter-in-law, the eldest sister who gave birth on the spot, she can give birth in front of hundreds of people, you think she is so shameless! ”

"Eh, that's right." Mr. Zhang nodded.

The atmosphere in the audience was embarrassing again......

Liu La continued: "With the fruit, I went straight to the hospital. As soon as I told my eldest sister about her intentions, she cried directly, 555, I'm so embarrassed, I'm embarrassed to go home, what do you learn from me! ”

"I hurriedly comforted her, don't cry, what is it to have a baby in front of hundreds of people. On the day of the successful bid for the Olympic Games a few years ago, there was a woman who gave birth in Tiananmen Square in front of the world's audience. ”

"I wanted to comfort her, but I never expected that she would cry even more as soon as I said this, 555, I was the one who gave birth to the child in Tiananmen......"

"Phew."

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, what do you think, I can't hold it back."

And when Liu La said this, the people in the audience didn't care about any leaders or not, and they couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Chunlin sat in the audience, deeply feeling that he was the one who was ridiculed by everyone, and he had a feeling of sitting on pins and needles. Listening to the constant laughter of the crowd, he felt that every time he laughed, it was like a big slap on his face.

He couldn't sit still anymore, "Leader suddenly something at home in my house, I'll go back first." He whispered to the director beside him. The leader could also understand his embarrassment, so he nodded: "Okay, then you can go first." ”

After getting a positive answer from the leader, Zhao Chunlin immediately stood up, and then left the studio quickly under the gaze of everyone.

Liu La didn't care about his anger, and continued to talk about the show with Mr. Zhang according to the lines, and Zhao Chunlin's sleeves and left, which made the two of them feel secretly refreshed and worked harder.

Soon, after another two minutes or so, the performance of the two ended, and the two bowed off the stage amid the applause of the audience.

At this time, while applauding, the director suddenly asked Zhang Xiaohai: "By the way, these two are the actors who were leaked from the previous show, right?" ”

"Yes, yes." Zhang Xiaohai hurriedly nodded.

"They wrote this show in the afternoon? Just an afternoon? The director asked again.

"Yes." Zhang Xiaohai nodded again.

"Yes, that's good." got a satisfactory answer, and the director smiled: "But it's good, the scale is still a bit big, let them change it, or write a new show." Since I can write such a wonderful program in one afternoon, I believe that the remaining half a month is enough to make more exciting new content. ”

"Yes, okay, I'll let them know later." Zhang Xiaohai nodded again, and at the same time, the stone in his heart finally fell to the ground...... (To be continued.) )