The errand saw that there was no one next to him, and whispered: "You are so old, even a single person should understand?" The adults let the two little girls accompany him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info hahaha, hahaha. "Zhou Laohan was kicked out of the governor's yamen, and sat on the steps outside crying and crying, very desolate. He didn't dare to guarantee that such a small snake would be able to fight the Kali, he was a governor, what weapon did he not have? You can chop the little green snake in two with one knife! But he pinned his only hope on this little green snake, and without this snake, the two girls would have to come. It's not that Zhao Banzhu is alarmist, this is how things are arranged, Kali is here for these two girls! Brute! Dressed beasts! The old man scolded in his heart.

Besides, the two little girls were taken upstairs to a room by the Kali soldiers, and the young Xiaolian was so frightened that she was about to cry, hiding in the corner and shivering. No wonder, how old is she? I've heard about men committing violence against girls, and I'm so scared that it will happen to me!

After a while, Kari came in in his pajamas, and the people outside immediately locked the door. The two girls were next to each other, looking at Kali in fear.

Kali came over, grabbed Xiaolian, grabbed her, threw her on the bed, and then pounced on her like a wolf, Xiaolian screamed and struggled in horror, and shouted in despair: "Sister save me!" Immediately reminded the frightened Xiaohe, she quietly threw the little green snake hidden in her sleeve at the feet of Kali, who had not yet gone to bed. The room was very bright, and everything could be seen. Xiaohe clearly saw that the snake had jumped onto the bed and got into Kali's pajamas, so he heard Kali scream, and stood up straight on Xiaolian's body, fell to the ground with his back facing the sky, and covered his lower body and howled. The little green snake returned to Xiaohe's sleeve and didn't move, probably because she had bitten Kali.

Hearing Kali's call, the guards hurried in, and when they saw Kali lying on the ground, they hurriedly pulled him up and asked, "Your Excellency, what is the matter with you?" Can't even beat a little girl? ”

"Ouch! You're still talking the fuck and talking cold! Quick, I'll see, what is it that bites? Eniang, why are my thighs as thick as my waist? Ouch, it hurts me to death, it must have been stung by a scorpion! Go find Lang Zhong, no, no, go find medicine to reduce swelling! These two stinky girls are also goblins! Get out of here! The farther you go, the better! ”

The two little girls got the amnesty, held hands, and ran away, but fortunately no one stopped them.

Zhou Laohan was crying sadly on the steps outside the yamen, when he heard the door ring, saw the two children running out, was surprised, and asked, "What's the matter?" Are you guys out? ”

"Uncle, let's run! Kali was bitten by a little snake! ”

"Well, let's go back quickly, shall we? Are you alright? ”

"It's okay, thanks to this little snake."

"Shhhh Don't talk about snakes, it affects Zhao Banzhu. Go back! ”

"Hahaha," Bing'er laughed out loud when she heard the two little girls' teachings. smiled happily and said to Xiaoqing, "Good job!" It should be rewarded! Xiaoqing was embarrassed, lay down in the crockpot, and hid her head.

Kali's injuries were still very serious, and he didn't think that it was the two little girls who brought a snake, which was bitten by a scorpion with great certainty. I bit it at the root of my thigh, and I was embarrassed to ask Lang Zhong to see it, so I should treat it with medicine. But this is a key part, it hurts so much, what painkillers don't work, it's so swollen that you can't walk, it's okay to say, you just can't touch a little bit, you have to pee, right? The peeing place is still a little far from the root of the thigh. But no, Kali felt that the root of the thigh could not be touched within a radius of five miles, and if he touched a little, he would tremble in pain, and perhaps the nerves at the root of the thigh were more concentrated.

That hurts worse than a pinprick! How humiliating this is! The guards also knew, the governor also knew, and the bad thing was that the Zhou family team and the people in the benevolence class would know, and the news was about to fly all over the sky! It's the first time Kali has lost such a big person! The last time I asked the little beauty in the benevolence class to come to bed, I don't know if she got it or Zhao Renyi's kid was transformed, what kind of guy is that? The nostrils are so big and there are scales on my body, it scares me to death! This time, the little girl called Zhou Jiaban, how can there be something wrong? Did the kid surnamed Zhao get it? If you want to say that scorpions are possible, but there must be the shadow of scorpions, right? I stung him without seeing anything, wasn't he stung? I'll have to see. "Come on, bring a mirror to the Governor!"

The mirrors of that meeting were not as clear and bright as they are now, they were all bronze mirrors, and they were dark and could not be seen clearly. No matter how Kali took it, he couldn't figure out whether it was a bite or a sting. It was his personal guard who brought him the mirror, who had saved Kali's life before, so he was very popular in front of Kali, and he spoke very casually, and when he saw Kali's old photo, he asked, "Your Excellency, do you want to look behind you?" The subordinate holds a picture for you. ”

"Fuck off! Behind me is my ass, what am I doing with my ass? I'm ...... Go, go, go! Ouch, bumped! It hurts me! Kali didn't pay attention to the mirror and touched the wound, causing a sharp pain.

"What's wrong with you, sir? Ouch hey, what are you doing here? Does a bare ass look good? ”

"Didn't you let the scorpion sting last night? I want to see, how about the sting? Did you bite? ”

"You and your subordinates are both men, there is nothing to be shy about, let your subordinates show you, that mirror can't see clearly."

"Okay, can you see if it's a sting or a bite?"

"What kind of sting? What kind of bite is it? ”

"You're not lacking in eyes, are you? The sting is just a small eye, isn't there a lack of meat when biting? ”

"Yes, yes, the subordinates are clumsy. You've definitely bitten it, and there's still a gap. ”

"Huh? Have you bitten out of the gap? It's over, it's over! ”

"It's okay, the gap is not too big, just the bowl is big."

"Fuck you! The mouth of the bowl is so big, and the life of the governor is gone! Kali also knew that the guards were joking with him, and they were still friendly when no one was around.

"What the hell is going on? Does it matter? ”

"It's a bite! It's indeed missing a piece of meat, why is this dead scorpion so poisonous? Hey, no, scorpions are all stingers, how can they bite? This means that it was not bitten by a scorpion. ”

"That's right! It must be the kid surnamed Zhao who did it! This time, the Governor will not be spared! What transfigration? Blindfolded! I don't believe in your transfiguration! How can juggling be real? You go and gather the people and get him and a few chicks at the inn! This governor is going to kill! ”

It seems that this guard is still a leader, so he hurriedly gathered the team, and soon came to report the assembly.

Kary: "Okay, let's go to the inn!" I'm going to beat that kid Zhao Renyi to death on the spot! Trick on me? It's a little too tender! Go! ”

The guards hurried away. Soon surrounded the inn and shouted outside: "Zhao Renyi! You can't run! The Governor's men have surrounded you! You are playing tricks on the Governor, and I will take you for the crime now! ”

The sudden change made everyone stunned! Uncle Zhou said: "It's all because of us that Boss Zhao offended Kali." ”

"Calm down, everyone!" Bing'er was very calm, and said to the frightened mother: "You are afraid, Bing'er can deal with them!" Don't panic, Gege and I will go with them, Gege is by my side and it is better to deal with them, otherwise if I leave, Gege will also be arrested by them, and it will be difficult to deal with two places. I have a way, you wait for me to leave and quickly change places to live, everyone disperses! Don't be afraid, I'm here! ”

Bing'er took Xue'er's hand and said to her mother, "You will definitely preside over this big family." Feel relieved! As he spoke, he took Qing'er in the crockpot in his arms, and Xiao Huang and Xiao Bai also ran out and jumped on the roof. Bing'er has already begun to recite the "Gathering Beast Formula".

"Ahh Ouch...... "Kali exerted his strength, and there was a sharp pain in the root of his thigh, and even his whole body hurt. He lowered his voice and said to Bing'er: "You can do it, like a man, dare to bring a woman like flowers and jade into the governor's office!" Haha, this time there is no way back to discipline you! Someone, tie it up for me! "Kali appeared at the door.

"Wait! May I ask you, Your Governor, what crime have we committed? ”

"You despise the officials of the court and play the role of the governor, this is called committing a crime!"

"As an official of the imperial court, you don't want to serve the Qing Dynasty, but you dominate one side here, robbing men and women and oppressing the people, this is called knowing the law and breaking the law!"

"You! How dare you defy this governor! I call you, I call you...... Ouch, my ...... Belly, you're going to make Ben Governor's belly angry! Come on, tie it up! ”

The Governor was still very imposing, and as soon as he finished speaking, four or five soldiers came up with ropes. Bing'er pulled Xue'er behind her and gave orders to Xiao Huang, Xiao Bai and Xiao Qing first, only to see that Xiao Huang turned into a colorful tiger as soon as he stretched his waist, and the soldiers who had bound Bing'er pounced! Even if everyone knew that it was a cat, they couldn't help but be very frightened in the face of this behemoth, and they retreated, and there was a tiger roar behind them, and the white tiger that changed from small white to pounce on them again, followed by a gust of wind, Qing'er turned into a huge green dragon, dancing in the air with teeth and claws. The soldiers fled in fright. Kali was also afraid: This transfiguration is too realistic, isn't it? He cried out, "Do not be afraid, brethren, for these are false! It's a conjugation! Hurry up and release the arrows! "Before they could be released, a flock of wild bees flew in, and who of the soldiers still listened to the command of the Kali? It's time to escape! One by one, they took off their clothes and wrapped their heads, and fled in all directions. Kali was stung by a wild bee on the door of his head, and he screamed, "It's not good at the bottom, but it's coming from the top again."

"Knives! Give me the knife! "Kali's eyes were red, like rabbits. He took a big knife from the soldier's hand, and Ben Bing'er came, he wanted to kill this hairy boy who was against him everywhere! After just a few steps, he dropped the big knife on the ground with a groan, and then saw that Kali had a sharp awl-like weapon pierced around his neck. This is a unique skill that Cher has once practiced - darts. It was her little mother who brought back the toys for their brothers and sisters to play with. This time, Yun'er also brought along with the goods. So Cher brought this thing with her, just in case. This thing is in the position of the trouser belt on the waist, and several clips that can be used to pin darts are connected together, and as soon as I reach out, I threw it out, and I brought it with me when I entered the governor's line today. This is something that Bing'er doesn't know, they separated when they were six years old, and they don't know much about what happened in the future. Kary's hand was pierced deeply, blood was dripping down, and he was sweating in pain, "Girl, you're ruthless enough!" It's no wonder that I didn't subdue you! I have to make you my ninth aunt! ”

"Phew! Shameless Kali! She's my woman, don't dream about spring! ”

"What about people? Where have all the people died? Wear bunny shoes when you use them! Horse guards! Tie that chick up for me! ”

The horse guard was the one who had treated Kali with the wound just now, and he thought that you hadn't even touched her, and let her awl be pierced, I couldn't do it, but I couldn't disobey the order, so I blew up my courage and went to Gege, who pinned an awl dart to his waist. As soon as he stretched out his hand, one flew out and stuck to the thigh of the horse guard, who screamed and fell down and did not get up. He took this opportunity to play dead, so that the Kali elder told him to rush forward.

Now Kali is scared, is there any poison on this girl's dart? Poison yourself and you're done! Xue'er didn't do that, now she had to act in self-defense, and it was Kali who did it first, and the purpose was obvious. What mercy is there for this well-dressed beast?

Kali is a little difficult to ride a tiger, you can't beat it, it's a shame not to fight, the dignified governor of Liangjiang let the two hairy children subdue it, it is simply a loss of the old face of the ancestors! But they can summon animals, come and go, what kind of trick is this? It's just a stalemate. Bing'er didn't want to meet the Kali soldiers, she was afraid of hurting innocent animals and soldiers, they were all living beings. So he recited the incantation, and a big bird came, like a huge Kunpeng, flew into the governor's line, and when it came to Bing'er and Xue'er, it flapped its wings, and Bing'er said, "Quick, get on its back, come!" "Cats, snakes, people, quickly climbed onto the back of Dapeng, and Dapeng rose into the air with a flap of its wings, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Dapeng carried them to a courtyard, and as soon as they landed in the door, a person came out, okay, it's Shi Qing! Now he is the shopkeeper instead of Bing'er. At this time, he was going to go out to find Bing'er and Xue'er, knowing that Kali couldn't do anything to Bing'er, and he was afraid that they wouldn't find a place to live, so he went to meet them near the governor's yamen, but he happened to come back. After entering the courtyard and going to the upper room to see her mother, Su Wenjuan was crying, thinking about her son and daughter-in-law.

"Mother, we're back!"

"Yikes! Kids, are you back, and Kali didn't beat you? ”

"Look, what you said, can you get him to fight? I said it's okay, right? You don't know, your daughter-in-law has a lot of skills, and the darts that were thrown on the back of Kali's hand were thrown onto the back of Kali's hand, and he screamed. ”

"Why is Gege still doing this?"

"The little lady in our house spoils Xue'er more than her brother. She brought back a toy from the 'foreign land', that is, to see who votes accurately, Xue'er will practice playing when she is fine, my brother and I voted very accurately, and Xue'er taught Bing'er to vote, but unfortunately the two that were stuck in Kali's hands and his hands were not brought back. Xue'er suddenly remembered something, and said to Bing'er: "Xue'er just saw a lot of silver behind Kali in a trance, and when it calms down at night, take a good look, it must be that he is greedy for ink, otherwise why not put it in the governor's palace in Jinling?" It must be in his eighth aunt's house. ”

"That's right! This guy is known to be a corrupt official, but who has evidence of his corruption? only knew that he embezzled the money of the imperial court, solicited and accepted bribes, and the specific evidence did not even give the emperor a headache, and he couldn't do anything about it. Let's quickly show the emperor the place where he bought the silver he greeded, and let the emperor decide. ”