Is there anything more inconsistency in this world than when Little Red Riding Hood opens the door and finds that it is not Grandma Wolf standing outside, but seven Ironforge dwarves and a black and white magician?

Yes, it was during the final battle at Hogwarts, Voldemort sang "Harry masturbation" in front of Harry Potter in front of everyone. ”

If you're looking for something more incomprehensible than that, does a river god pop up in London's Thames count?

Especially this river god, who still looks harmless to humans and animals, I am very cute to ask you: "Did you drop this goldfish intestine?" Is this whitebait intestine? Or is it this iron fish intestine stuck in my stomach? ".

You've got a sword in your belly, hey! It's still bleeding, hey! Don't laugh there as if it's okay! Do you think you're the leader of the beggar gang Qiao who stuck several knives into himself in the apricot forest?

"Aren't you hurting?"

Mu Yue pointed to the fish intestine sword inserted in the river god's stomach.

"It's bleeding!"

“…… Huh? ”

The river god seemed to be a little stunned, and then slowly looked down at the sword on his stomach.

"It's okay, I'm the river god."

"The river god still has this kind of setting, hey!"

"You haven't answered my question yet, young unlucky one."

Mu Yue: "............ So, give me that gut sword on your stomach, I dropped it. Also, why do you call me unlucky? ”

The river god suddenly showed a satisfied smile, "Because you are riddled with calamities, honest and unlucky, I will return the fish intestine sword you dropped to you." ”

Then, the river god threw away the sword of the silver fish intestine in his hand and tried to pull the one out of his stomach.

Didn't pull it.

Hard.

Still didn't move.

"That...... Can I help you? Mengzhu, who couldn't stand it, asked out loud.

"Thank you, thank you...... Haha......"

The river god flew to the shore in embarrassment.

Only then did everyone see that this river god looked like a young man about the same age as Mu Yue.

He has long blond hair, blue eyes, and is dressed in an ancient Greek-style robe.

With an excited look on his face, Meng Zhu grabbed the hilt of the fish intestine sword.

Hard.

"Yike——!!! Pain Pain Pain Pain !!!! ”

"Huh? Aren't you in pain? ”

"Who knew it would hurt so much when you pulled it out?"

Mengzhu pursed his lips and turned his head to look at Mu Yue, "Yue-chan, I can't pull it out." ”

"Let Lao Tzu come!"

Dadao Shangyang volunteered to step forward, rolled up his sleeves and revealed his thick arms.

The river god retreated in a cold sweat.

However, Shangyang grabbed the river god's shoulder, and then held the hilt of the sword with the other.

In the weeping wails of the sad hearers of the river gods, the fish intestine sword was still not drawn.

Since then, Longquan Qixing, Nian Ai Suhua, and even the naturally stupid Turtle sister have not been able to pull out their swords in the sound of "woo woo woo".

At this time, the river god was already lying on the ground, exhaling more and taking in less......

"it...... Who's the unlucky guy......"

Lying on his back on the ground, the river spirit is like a gossamer.

Everyone tried, except for Mu Yue.

In the river god's death-like gaze, Mu Yue squatted down and gently grasped the hilt of the sword.

Carefully push upwards, and then—

It's very light, and the fish intestine sword is pulled out.

The fish intestine sword that was pulled out turned into a human form in a burst of light, and the moment it landed, it wanted to pounce on the river god with its teeth and claws.

Mu Yue quickly grabbed the fish intestine girl and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"What do you say? Wouldn't you be disgusting if you stuffed your head into someone else's stomach? ”

- Your curious metaphor is really a bunker......

"Who told you to scare the turtles?"

The fish intestines suddenly fell silent.

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The river god did not return to the Thames immediately, but sat on the riverside with Mu Yue and them.

"You are the river god of the Thames?"

"No, the river god is the river god, the river god of all rivers."

The river god said in that strange voice that seemed to have an accent.

"It's just that it will appear in different rivers, and the appearance will be a little different, if you call me out in the Nile, then-"

"So you're kobold?"

Mengzhu suddenly interjected on the side.

River God: ".................. What's going on with this girl? ”

"People are crazy, ignore her."

With a "click", Mengzhu bit Mu Yue's neck.

"Hmm, that is to say, as a river god, you actually only exist because you have the concept of a river god, and because you have different understandings of the concept of a river god in different places, you will appear differently in different rivers?"

Longquan Qixing stroked his chin and speculated.

"Oh, can't you see you're still a god with a thousand faces?"

"I'm not Nyara Totip......"

"Na, are you going to come out of everyone who throws something into the river?" Sister Divine Turtle tilted her head and looked at the river god curiously, and a pair of balloons on her chest swayed up and down with her movements, making the fish intestines gnash their teeth for a while.

"No, only something spiritual is thrown into the river that makes me visible. Plus, this is the first time I've been visible in hundreds of years. ”

"Oh?"

Mu Yue turned his head to look at the fish intestines.

"So this girl is a spirit sword?"

"Sort of, but the reason why it's visible is because of you."

"Me?"

Mu Yue pointed to herself.

The river god looked at Mu Yue, "Human, you have the breath of King Arthur on your body." ”

Mu Yue was stunned.

"King Arthur's breath...... Do you mean curses? ”

The river god nodded.

"I can sense that the curse that lingers on your body has the power of King Arthur, and I gave him the Excalibur sword back then, so I'm curious to take a look."

"Wait, wait!"

Mu Yue suddenly interrupted the river god's words.

"The Excalibur was given to King Arthur by you? Didn't he say that he got it from the fairy of the lake? ”

"Yes, I'm the fairy in the lake!"

I'm the fairy in the lake......

Fairy in the lake......

Fairy ......

Except for the naturally stupid Turtle Sister, who still hadn't figured out what was going on, everyone looked at the river god with very frightened eyes.

"Huh? It turns out that the river god is the river god's sister? ”

The turtle tilted its head to look at the river god.

No, no, no, it's all men, right!?

"Didn't you say it, as long as it's a river or a lake, I can show it, but it will have different shapes according to the legend of the place where it appears, and it's called the fairy lake, and I'm naturally a fairy there......"

"At the beginning, that kid accidentally dropped the knight's sword in his hand into the fairy lake, and by the time I found it, I couldn't find it......"

"Who am I? Hey river god! How can this be, so I casually took out the sword of the king (Excalibur) and asked him, "Are you dropping this gold invisible, this silver invisible, or this oath of victory invisible?" But the truth is, I didn't pick anything up......"

"At that time, Arthur's boy told me that he had dropped not these but a knight's sword, and I was embarrassed to say that I couldn't find it, so I told him that this invisible sword was what the sword really was......"

"So you gave King Arthur the Invisible Sight of the Victory of the Oath ......?"

The river god nodded very honorably: "Yes! ”

"He believed?"

"Believe it......"

Mu Yue felt that it was necessary to reshape the three views.