Chapter 551: I Thought I Was a Bastard
The corners of Yagi Heishan's mouth twitched, and he raised his foot, so the scout soldier flew out with a forty-two-yard shoe print on his face.
Just after Baqi Black Mountain finally fell asleep contentedly, Yan Feng's group of people had quietly touched the Big Snake Island, Wei Long and the others were a little incredible, didn't they say that the radar satellite system on the island was very awesome? Why didn't they find them?
Seeing the expression on Weilong's face, Ren Tianyang said hehehe: "With Miss Tongtong here, no matter how awesome the system is, it has to become blind." ”
Tongtong was afraid of startling the snake, so he only let the radar on Big Snake Island fail for a short time, otherwise, the current monitoring system on the island is estimated to have been scrapped.
Tian Chuchu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Since we have this ability, why don't we cooperate with the navy to directly break through to Big Snake Island?" Why do you want us to come? ”
At this time, Tongtong also went ashore in a diving suit, pouting and saying, "How can Miss Ben be able to command those cats and dogs?" ”
Tian Chuchu was speechless for a while, dare to say that the commander of the navy is a cat and a dog, you are ruthless enough, but she also roughly knows some of Tongtong's background, even if Tongtong shouts such words loudly, it is estimated that no one will dare to fart.
At the same time, Tian Chuchu glanced at Yan Feng with some unwillingness, what is so good about this bastard? Even people like Tongtong are willing to serve him.
"Boss, am I going to rush over and kill all those pirates?" Ren Tianyang said murderously.
Syllable!
Yan Feng slammed him on a shudder, and scolded: "Rush at your mother's head, we're fighting now, how can we be so reckless?" You have to pay attention to tactics, tactics, you know? ”
Everyone has a black line on their faces, girl, do you still know that we are fighting?
Ren Tianyang covered his head and said with a sad face: "Then what tactics should we use?" ”
Yan Feng smiled thiefly, took out a thing from his trouser pocket that looked like a smoke bomb, and Ren Tianyang immediately said: "I know, boss, you want to blow them up." ”
"Bomb your mother, this is a three-step soul-losing incense." Yan Feng said angrily.
Ren Tianyang was stunned for a moment and said, "Three-step soul loss incense? What's the stuff? ”
However, Wu Aochong was smarter, and said: "Stupid, you know it's a drug when you hear the name." ”
Yan Feng said triumphantly: "Yes, it is a special drug I made, it is definitely a necessary medicine for home travel, picking flowers and robbing colors, do you think, in case you fall in love with which girl, and you can't catch up, just smell her, and she will be unconscious immediately, and she is not at your mercy?" Do whatever you want? ”
The three-headed pervert immediately had a green glow in his eyes, this is really a good thing, with this thing he can finally say goodbye to the child's body.
Syllable!
Tian Chuchu suddenly pulled out the dragon whip on his waist, staring at Yan Feng murderously, including even Gardenia with a trace of anger in his eyes, who is this guy? It's so obscene.
Yan Feng saw that he had provoked everyone's anger, and hurriedly scolded Ren Tianyang and the others: "Damn, what kind of eyes are they?" We're at war right now, this is our weapon, don't think about it. ”
The three of them all raised their middle fingers in disdain, where did Lao Tzu think crookedly? It's that you're saying it's too obscene, okay?
After the three-step lost soul incense was lit, everyone smelled an intoxicating fragrance, and couldn't help but feel a sense of sleepiness, Ling Tieshan and Dong Bin were weak, and they almost fell asleep on the spot, and they only got up after eating Yan Feng's antidote.
Of course, this kind of drug is only effective for some weaker people, and it is not very useful when encountering real masters.
Along the way, he found that the group of ordinary pirates were lying on the ground and sleeping, and seeing that some guys were even sleeping in such a lewd position, Yan Feng couldn't help but step forward and kick a few feet.
"Yoko, lead the way, tie up that pirate leader for me first."
"Great!"
After turning around the Great Snake Island, everyone was secretly frightened, the advanced weapons and equipment on this island, the high scientific and technological content are at the world's advanced level, and the tight defense is absolutely first-class.
The radar system is not leaky in the air, on the ground, and on the sea, and it is also equipped with corresponding weapons and equipment, so that even a fly can be completely dried up. No wonder the Navy and Air Force are at a loss for this little bullshit Big Snake Island, they can't start, they can't just level the whole missile, right?
However, Yan Feng actually found out that there was an anti-missile system on this island, he was really crazy, and the forces behind this pirate were not simple.
Ren Tianyang walked left and right to a gate, he pointed to the gate and said, "The pirate leader is here." ”
Yan Feng knocked on the door with a big grin: "Open the door, open the door, get out of here, sweep the pornography group, check the ID card." ”
But after shouting for a long time, there was no movement.
Yan Feng gave Ren Tianyang a look angrily, Ren Tianyang nodded, and his whole body suddenly erupted with a violent energy, and he punched over.
Rumble!
There was a loud bang, and a good gate turned into pieces of wood and splashed everywhere.
Yan Feng walked in, and said apologetically: "We are Sven people, we don't fight, it's just that my subordinates are a little impulsive and violent, everyone forgive us." ”
Yan Feng smiled at the two dozen people standing in the room with knives and guns in their hands.
In fact, this house is very simple, and it seems very incompatible with those advanced weapons, and you can tell at a glance that it was built temporarily.
Although the room is simple, the furnishings inside are quite extravagant, the sofas are all leather, the carpet is old and thick, and it is very comfortable to step on, and it is said that this carpet can also be used for foot massage.
The dozen or so people protected a middle-aged man with an obscene, short and fat figure in the middle, exactly the same as the pirate leader on Ren Tianyang's portrait.
Those twenty or so people were all fierce and vicious, dressed as Dongyang warriors.
They exchanged glances with each other, raised their long knives, and slashed like lightning, Tian Chuchu's face changed slightly, this group of little minions actually had such superb strength.
Yan Feng snapped his fingers and said to Ren Tianyang and the others: "Give you a minute, if you can't do it, you can all jump into the sea to feed Wang Ba." ”
"Boss, it's going to take another minute, you look down on us too much, right?"
The three of them looked dissatisfied, and rushed forward without the cold thorn on their waists.
Sonorous, sonorous, sonorous!
In about thirty seconds, more than two dozen people fell to the ground, but none of them died, but there was a bloody hole in everyone's body.
Baqi Heishan's face changed, this time he really met a master, his eyes rolled slightly, and he suddenly pointed to the distance and shouted: "Look, there is a flying saucer!" ”
After speaking, he shot at Yan Feng with a bang, turned around and ran away, extremely fast, and his fat pig seemed to be completely out of tune.
Yan Feng shook his head to avoid the bullet, and scolded loudly: "I bought a watch, dare to lie to Lao Tzu, where is there a flying saucer, you are miserable, if you catch you, you must be raped first and then killed!" ”
Everyone was speechless for a while, such a figure, still a man, if you really do it, then I really admire you.
Tian Chuchu said angrily: "You can catch him just now, why let him go?" ”
Yes, there was every opportunity to catch the Baqi Black Mountain just now, but Yan Feng watched him run away, and Tian Chuchu couldn't be angry if he didn't want to.
Yan Feng rolled his eyes and said, "It's true that kid is a pirate leader, but don't you think that his virtue is really the highest status person on the island, right?" ”
Tian Chuchu was stunned for a moment, the equipment on the Great Snake Island is so awesome, and the navy has not succeeded in capturing it for so long, it can be seen that the strength of the island must be very strong, but they easily found the Baqi Black Mountain, and almost caught him, which is indeed a bit abnormal.
Seeing that Tian Chuchu was stunned, Lian Yuxin stepped forward and smiled: "Let's go, that person just now shouldn't be the most powerful person on the island." ”
"He's not the real boss?"
Lian Yuxin smiled: "A leader who can make this Great Snake Island impregnable, a leader who is well-trained to let his pirates come and go like the wind, how can he be such a wreck?" ”
Wei Long also said: "Looking at their shifts, it is clear that they are Dongyang soldiers, and soldiers have become pirates, and there is a big problem here." ”
"And what about the real head?" Tian Chuchu asked stupidly.
Yan Feng smiled and said, "Don't worry, the reason why I let that guy go just now is to let the real leader come to us." ”
Sure enough, there was a sound of clapping hands.
"A few of them are really extraordinary, resourceful, and they can break my Big Snake Island with the strength of just ten people, and they are admired."
A thin middle-aged man strolled out, his eyes shining with brilliance, his steps light, and he looked elegant and chic.
And behind the middle-aged man were two guys with gloomy eyes, with arrogant expressions, and at a glance they knew that they were top masters, and their eyes were full of disdain when they looked at Yan Feng and the others.
"Your Excellency is Chinese?" Yan Feng asked the middle-aged man.
"No, in the lower Dongyang." The middle-aged man smiled.
"Oh, then your mother must be Chinese." Yan Feng suddenly realized.
The middle-aged man shook his head and said, "No, my mother is also from Dongyang." ”
Yan Feng was stunned and said, "Then your mother's mother must be Chinese?" ”
"Your Excellency doesn't need to guess, it is pure Chinese blood, and there is no Chinese blood." Middle-aged humane.
"Damn, then how do you speak Chinese so well? I thought I was a mongrel. Yan Feng didn't guess the answer correctly, and felt very disappointed.
"There is an old Chinese saying: If you know yourself and know that the other side can survive a hundred battles, if you can't even master the language and culture of your opponent, how can you completely enslave your opponent?"
Hearing the word "mongrel", the corners of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched, and he didn't hide his ambition at all.
Tian Chuchu and the others were immediately full of anger, and to this day, they still dare to mention the word "enslavement".
Yan Feng glanced at his mouth and said, "I don't want to learn the Dongyang language." ”
The middle-aged man smiled: "Could it be that Your Excellency has no hostility towards Dongyang?" ”
"No, it's because I want to vomit when I hear Dongyang's language, and when I see a guy like you, I want to go up and kick him a few times, as for slavery, forget it, I'm afraid that if I accept such a slave, my ancestors will jump out of the grave and pump my big mouth, and take such a dirty thing with me, isn't it dirty to the eyes of my ancestors?"
The word "enslavement" in the middle-aged population also angered Yan Feng, and when he opened his mouth, he was even more damaged.
"Yaga!"
The four samurai behind the middle-aged man suddenly became furious, and the cold murderous intent spread.
Seeing that the smile on the middle-aged man's face finally froze, everyone felt very happy, Tian Chuchu felt that this guy was not useless, at least he was still a good hand at scolding!