Chapter 242: The unique humor of A Chinese Ghost Story

The Best Costume Design Award finally fell into "The True Color of Heroes" without any suspense, but it was not Chen Ge who received the award, because in terms of costume design, Chen Ge only made suggestions to Xiao Ma's clothing company. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After the award was awarded, the atmosphere in the hall immediately became tense.

Because the most suspenseful and important award will be announced soon: the Best Director Award!

At this moment, all eyes are on!

"Please take the stage with the four directors nominated for the Best Director award!" The master of ceremonies' words made the hall burst into unprecedented warm applause.

From all corners of the hall, four people took the stage one after another.

Chen Ge, Cheng Long, Zhou Xingchi, and the last one is Lin Fan, the director of "Super Divine Seal".

The four people on the stage, old and young, but each of them is one of the most influential people in the circle, and the lineup can be described as luxurious!

Applause, enduring!

The emcee held the microphone and said with a solemn face: "Ladies and gentlemen, as we all know, the Best Director Award is the most important award in the Xiangjiang Film Festival, and this year's film market is full of blockbusters, so we specially invited Mr. Zhou Qing to present the award for us!" ”

Zhou Qing, there was an uproar at the scene.

Zhou Qing, it turned out to be him, Chen Ge thought to himself.

The most insurmountable mountain in the history of world directors is Zhou Qing, not because of how good his box office is, but because his movies have caused a huge sensation in Hollywood.

This is the pride of all the people in the country, but it is a pity that after Zhou Qing, I know that now, there is no more Zhou Qing.

Calculating his age, Zhou Qing should be sixty-four years old this year, and he has not made any more movies, and the person in charge of the Xiangjiang Film Festival actually invited him, I don't know if this is an unexpected joy to participate in the film festival this time.

"Please Mr. Zhou Qing to announce the list of winners of the Best Director Award at this Hong Kong Film Festival." The master of ceremonies handed the envelope to Zhou Qing's hand.

Zhou Qing was in good spirits, and he couldn't tell that he was over the age of sixteen, he tore open the envelope, and the first sentence popped out: "The winner of this year's Best Director Award is..."

There was a long silence.

It grew so long that everyone was nervous, but no one dared to urge Zhou Qing.

"Ahem, ahem."

I saw him open his mouth, but he only coughed twice.

"The winner of the Best Director Award at this year's Hong Kong Film Festival is...... Chen Ge! "Infernal Affairs", "East Evil and West Poison", "The True Color of Heroes"! ”

Before Zhou Qing's words fell, the scene boiled, and everyone gave Chen Ge applause.

Especially every time Zhou Qing says the name of a movie, the atmosphere of the scene goes to the next level.

"Congratulations to you Chen Ge!"

"Chen Ge, congratulations!"

On the stage, Zhou Xingchi, Cheng Long and others hugged Chen Ge and congratulated him.

Everyone present looked at the young man on the stage, from this moment on, his rise, his light, was no longer under anyone.

From the actor to the best director to the best screenwriter, they are all one person, which is a sight that makes everyone jaw-dropping.

On this day, he was the most dazzling person in the country.

No one noticed that Chen Ge was looking at the camera and showing a very strange smile.

Somewhere in China, Wu Chaoqun looked at the young man on the screen and suddenly had a very bad feeling.

Wu Chaoqun paid attention to Chen Ge because of his name, which reminded him of that person back then.

Chen Ge was only thinking about one thing in his heart at this moment, now, I am qualified to go back, and I can start taking revenge!

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The Xiangjiang Film Festival is over, no matter how upside down the outside is because Chen Ge won several awards at the Xiangjiang Film Festival this time, Chen Ge has resumed his peaceful life of filming.

Mass graves in the woods***

Mu Hai pointed to the tombstone in front of him and said: See for yourself!

Chen Ge glanced at the name on the tombstone, and sure enough, it was Nie Xiaoqian, and exclaimed.

Yan Chixia said: "Now you believe it! ”

Chen Ge was puzzled: "She's a ghost, why didn't she kill me?" ”

Yan Chixia said: I don't understand, maybe you still have use value.

Ning Caichen asked, "What use value do I have?" ”

Yan Chixia said: "Only ghosts know this!" In short, ghosts are also like humans, and they use each other for profit. Brother Ning, get out of here before it gets dark! ”

Ning Caichen: What about you?

Yan Chixia: I don't leave, the human world is too complicated, and it is difficult to distinguish right from wrong.

Yan Chixia: With ghosts and gods, black and white are clear, but simple. I'll stay, you go.

Mu Hai was deeply touched when he said this line, the human world is indeed too complicated, but I don't know how Chen Ge could write such an exclamation at a young age.

Ning Caichen played by Chen Ge is a character of Xiao Zhengtai, and at this time he exclaimed again, looking a little suspicious of being cute.

Yan Chixia: "I've thought about it, you better stay!" ”

Ning Caichen: "Stay?" Those female ghosts will come to me. ”

Yan Chixia: "I just want to use you to lure those female ghosts out, and I want to get rid of them completely." If you stay, she'll come to you......"

Yan Chixia: When the time comes, you just ring this bell, and I will come to save you.

Ning Caichen: Are you trying to use me to kill Xiaoqian?

Yan Chixia: Yes, they have been dissatisfied with me recently, and they will not allow me for long! This monster has a very high mana, and I don't know if it can do the way for the sky.

Ning Caichen: Can you deal with them?

Yan Chixia: Don't worry, evil ...... You can't win the right way!

Muhai is righteous and awe-inspiring, but he really looks like a defender.

Chen Ge is very familiar with Mu Hai's appearance, when Mu Hai is shameless, he will be so righteous and awe-inspiring, and every time he tells a serious lie.

“cut!”

"Huh." Chen Ge finally couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help but laugh at Mu Hai's appearance.

Mu Hai was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”

Chen Ge waved his hand again and again, "It's okay, it's okay, the next scene, the next scene." ”

The next scene.

Lanruo Temple***

Yan Chixia handed Ning Caichen a scripture book: You hold this Diamond Sutra.

Ning Caichen still looked dumbfounded: What kind of texts are these?

Yan Chixia: Sanskrit! You have to remember: there is a Buddha in the mind.

Ning Caichen: Hey, how do you pronounce the first sentence?

Yan Chixia: Prajnaparami.

Ning Caichen: Do you know Sanskrit?

Yan Chixia: I don't understand, I just know that there is a Buddha in mind.

Yan Chixia: Don't forget, when you see a monster, you ring the bell.

Ning Caichen: Prajnaparamita, Prajnaparami, Prajnaparami...

Yan Chixia: Don't keep thinking about it!

Yan Chixia: If you read it like this, the monsters won't dare to come out.

So Yan Chixia left.

Ning Caichen stayed alone in the room as bait.

After a while, there was movement outside the door.

Ning Caichen: Who? Who? Don't you say I'm open?

Ning Caichen: Ah!!

Xiaoqian: Why did you come back? Grandma already knows!

Ning Caichen: Are you a ghost?

The princess said gloomily: "Yes." ”

Ning Caichen: You killed the people in the ancient temple?

Xiaoqian: I don't want to, I'm forced to do it, Ning Caichen.

Ning Caichen: Ah! You don't come here, you don't come over... You're welcome to come over again!

Chen Ge accidentally fell to the ground when he fell backwards.

Nie Xiaoqian looked concerned and distressed.

Only the princess herself knew that she was really distressed, and when she saw Chen Ge fall just now, she almost wanted to go over and hold Chen Ge.

Xiaoqian: Did you fall? Ning Caichen, don't be afraid, I won't harm you, why don't you believe me?

Xiaoqian: Do you think I have hurt you?

Ning Caichen: Ghosts are specialized in harming people, you are ghosts, how can you tell me to believe you?

Xiaoqian: Ghosts are the same as people, there are good and bad. There are many people in the world who kill people more than ghosts. And some ghosts are unjust, aggrieved, and unable to transcend. In fact, ghosts are sometimes kinder than humans.

Ning Caichen: Then why do you want to hurt people?

Xiaoqian: I was forced by my grandmother. Grandma is a thousand-year-old tree demon, I was originally born in a family of eunuchs, and on the way to death by a traitor, my father temporarily buried my bones under the old tree, and I didn't think that my father was also killed by a traitor! In the future, my grandmother will control my bones, attract men for her, and absorb yang energy. Now she's ...... Give me back the old demon of Montenegro......

The next part of the plot is a matter of post-production.

In short, after a plot, Ning Caichen finally believed that Nie Xiaoqian had no ill will towards him.

This scene in the attic***

Xiaoqian: "Are you still afraid of me now?" ”

Ning Caichen: "Don't be afraid, I'm going to save you from Grandma's clutches." ”

This is definitely a young man with a flood of justice, but he is powerless and cannot correctly recognize his own abilities.

Xiaoqian: Can you really save me? The day after tomorrow, before dusk, send my ashes to a family in the countryside, and I will have a chance to be reincarnated.

Ning Caichen: Early tomorrow morning, I will dig up your ashes and send you back to your hometown to be a man, you can rest assured!

Ning Caichen: Oh no, you go quickly! He's a bearded Taoist priest, he's waiting to clean you up!

Xiaoqian: Grandma called me to harm you tonight, she doesn't trust me anymore! She'll come out and kill you herself, hurry up!

Ning Caichen: Let's go together! Don't be afraid! I have the Dharma, Prajnaparami......

Ning Caichen recited the incantation, but there was no reaction at all.

Ning Caichen: Oops! Dead Taoist, you lie to me, Prajnaparami......

Ning Caichen continued to ・・・・・・ in the middle of the paramita

Many people on the set couldn't help laughing, without him, Chen Ge's current appearance is too deceptive, and anyone who looks at him now can't imagine what this young man looks like on the podium of the Xiangjiang Film Festival with high spirits.

Many female staff on the set looked at Chen Ge's appearance, and their hearts were budding.

Xiaoqian: It's useless for you to call......

Ning Caichen: Why doesn't it work?

Xiaoqian: Let's go!

Ning Caichen: Oh, what is this?

Xiaoqian: It's grandma's tongue.

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian......

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian!

Xiaoqian: Shut up, don't let your tongue run into your mouth!

The two were running, Chen Ge's speed was naturally much slower than Xiao Qian's, and Xiao Qian looked back from time to time, "Come here!" ”

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian!

Xiaoqian: Caichen!

Xiaoqian: Follow this silk and don't look back.

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian!

Xiaoqian: Ning Caichen! Ning Caichen...... Ning Caichen......

The two look for each other.

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian!

Xiaoqian: Caichen!

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian!

Suddenly, a man popped out of the stab.

It's Mu Hai, Mu Hai has done some makeup, and the appearance on his face is quite funny.

Chen Ge remembered how Mu Hai used to be a director on the set, and when he looked at Mu Hai again, he burst out laughing.

“cut!”

This scene can only be NG once.

Ning Caichen: Huh? Grandmother!

Ning Caichen: It's you!

Yan Chixia: It's not me, who is it?

Ning Caichen: Oh, where did you die? Why didn't you come until now?

Yan Chixia: I told you to rattle the bell, but if you didn't shake it, you almost killed me!

The boss-level villain Grandma appeared and began to confront Yan Chixia.

Grandma: My mouth meat...... You dare to grab it!

Yan Chixia: Hmph...... I don't care if you kill those bad guys, but this scholar is slim and elegant, with a clean breeze on his sleeves...... Flower fist embroidered legs, learn not to use, nothing can be achieved......

Yan Chixia: Hey, what other benefits do you have?

Ning Caichen: Hey, you said me too well, didn't you?

Yan Chixia: Oh, how can I suppress her if I don't brag?

Yan Chixia: If you want to kill her, you just won't give me face.

Grandma: Then you killed my handmaid...... That is, not to give me face.

Yan Chixia: Yiyiyi...... Dead old woman, we don't talk about face. Good! See the work under your hands, do it! Do it! Oops......

The unique humor of "A Chinese Ghost Story" appeared again, but Mu Hai and Chen Ge did not appear in this scene.

Yan Chixia and Grandma were fighting over there, while Ning Caichen looked at Xiao Qian, "Xiao Qian! ”

Xiaoqian: Caichen!

Yan Chixia: Don't go over! Middle!

Yan Chixia's prejudice against Xiaoqian has not been eliminated, and she confronts her grandmother while dealing with Xiaoqian.

Ning Caichen: You are not allowed to kill her, Xiaoqian!

Yan Chixia: Bastard, come back quickly! Yes?

Xiaoqian: Hurry up and help that Taoist priest deal with grandma!

Ning Caichen: Where is the stab?

Yan Chixia: Thorns can be anywhere!

Ning Caichen: What about the stab?

Yan Chixia: Ouch! Oh my ass!

Ning Caichen: Hey, the tongue is here again!

Yan Chixia: Let's go! What are you doing here?

Xiaoqian: Be careful!

Yan Chixia: I'll cut it!

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian!

Yan Chixia: Bastard!

Ning Caichen: Xiaoqian! Xiao Qian! ……

Yan Chixia: What are you doing? She's in league with the Dryad, why do you keep pestering her?

Ning Caichen: She was forced, why don't you always forgive her? Xiao Qian!

Yan Chixia: People have a world, and ghosts have a ghost world.

Yan Chixia: You don't have to pay much attention to the affairs of ghosts and spirits. This monster's hundred-year-old skill has been broken by me! Although she is deeply rooted, it will take a hundred years before she can come out and harm others, you know?

Yan Chixia: Don't worry about other things!

Ning Caichen: You're wrong! I must save Xiaoqian. I want to bring her ashes back to the countryside and let her be reincarnated and become a new person.

Ning Caichen: I know that people and ghosts have a part, but why don't you help those who can? If you don't save her, there's no one left to save her!

Ning Caichen: Yan Daxia, I beg you, I beg you...... You must save Xiaoqian, I beg you, Yan Daxia.

Yan Chixia: Get up!

Yan Chixia: You bastard! How can there still be so much love? Even I'm annoyed by you! How can there be such an unrealistic person as you in the world? When I was young, I fantasized as much as you did, and I needed love more than you!

Yan Chixia: Bastard! I was touched by you.

Ning Caichen: Ah, really?

Yan Chixia: And ......

Ning Caichen: What else?

Yan Chixia: I'm going to take all my anger ......

Yan Chixia: Turn into tears, unrestrained!

Ning Caichen: Hey, don't cry yet! The most important thing now is to dig out Xiaoqian's ashes!

Yan Chixia: Bastard! You have too much sense of justice, too much like me! (To be continued.) )