"Opening your mouth is your ass, how ugly it is, it should be said that the buttocks," Luo Yuhan corrected, "To accurately measure the figure, in addition to measuring the hips, you must also measure the size of the bust and waist, and then you can accurately calculate the ratio between the three, and finally determine whether you have a graceful figure,"

"It turns out that the girl's figure hides so much knowledge," Sha Ruxue couldn't help but sigh with emotion,

"What do you think?"

"The boy touches the girl's buttocks, let people know how bad it is, I'm also quite embarrassed, it's better to go find a ruler, I'll measure the size myself, and then report the size to you, and then let's calculate it together,"

After Sha Ruxue finished speaking, without waiting for Luo Yuhan to agree, she looked for a ruler everywhere,

Luo Yuhan sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, and selected a channel with the remote control.

Coincidentally, Luo Yuhan's choice happened to be a talent show, and it was also a beauty contest, one by one young beauties floated over from the T-shaped platform and then floated over, winning bursts of warm applause, Luo Yuhan couldn't take his eyes off it, and watched it attentively,

"I didn't find a ruler," Sha Ruxue said dejectedly, standing beside Luo Yuhan,

Luo Yuhan leaned forward with his head and leaned forward, his expression was very focused, and he regarded Sha Ruxue and her words as air,

"Then let's wait until I find it," Luo Yuhan said impatiently,

"But I want to know my three-dimensional ratio now," Sha Ruxue felt a little aggrieved when she saw Luo Yuhan ignoring her,

Luo Yuhan no longer took care of Sha Ruxue, only focused on the screen, Sha Ruxue saw this, stepped forward and turned off the TV, turned around and stood in front of Luo Yuhan, and said, "The height you measured just now is quite accurate, can you measure the rest for me now?"

Luo Yuhan leaned back and said expressionlessly: "Miss, you have a lot to do, as soon as I mentioned Sanwei just now, you thought that I wanted to take advantage of you, and I had to find a ruler to measure it myself, this is simply disrespectful to me, I, Luo Yuhan, have I offended you by living under the same roof with you for so long, with the heart of snow to spend Yuhan's belly, you also underestimate me,"

Sha Ruxue knew that Luo Yuhan was angry, so she hurriedly accompanied the smiling face and said: "Are people girls, there are so many hooligans now, and many hooligans don't write on their faces, I always have to be a little defensive, now I officially invite you to give me three measurements, but I still have to warn you, don't think anything wrong about me,"

Luo Yuhan still wanted to take the shelf, and when he saw that a young lady begged for herself, he pushed the boat down the river and said: "Forget it, good men don't care about girls, I'll serve you again,"

Luo Yuhan first measured Sha Ruxue's chest circumference, then measured the waist circumference and hip circumference in turn, and after a simple calculation, he came to a more correct conclusion, the ratio of the three is 2.7:2:2.8,

"What about the proportions, do you meet the standards of school flowers," Sha Ruxue's eyes showed a longing light,

Luo Yuhan shook his head and said, "The golden ratio of the three measurements should be 3:2:3, that is to say, your three measurements are basically close to the golden ratio,"

"What is the golden ratio?"

"3:2:3" Luo Yuhan gestured with his fingers at the same time,

"It looks like my buttocks and breasts are still a little smaller," Sha Ruxue put her hand behind her back and gently patted her buttocks twice, and said disappointedly.

"Among the girls I've come into contact with, you're already a very good ratio," Luo Yuhan said proudly.

Sha Ruxue suddenly frowned and asked, "Which girls have you come into contact with, have you also measured their figures?"

"There are not few, but the police flower is one of them, her three measurements are just in line with the golden ratio, not only that, but the ratio of her upper body and lower body is just right,"

"Ah, there are proportions to the upper and lower bodies," Sha Ruxue asked in surprise.

"Of course, some people have long upper bodies, some have short upper bodies, the standard upper and lower body ratio should be 5:8, and with the standard three-dimensional ratio, such a figure is hot enough, that is really loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and the divine doctor worships when he sees it," Luo Yuhan said, with a happy smile on his face,

"Then you can also measure it for me," Sha Ruxue made a request again, she didn't expect that Luo Yuhan's knowledge was so rich, as if there was nothing he didn't know,

"If you don't bother the two masters, then please take off your shoes, lie on the sofa, and relax your body as much as possible,"

Sha Ruxue hesitated, took off her shoes, and as Luo Yuhan said, she lay on the sofa on her back.

The beautiful eyebrows are lying on the sofa, stretching their limbs, their calves are exposed, their jade feet are exposed, their chests are ups and downs, they look very elegant, Luo Yuhan can't take his eyes off it, he is stunned, and he forgot what he was going to do next.

"Hey, what are you doing, hurry up and measure my size," Sha Ruxue looked at Luo Yuhan who was in a daze, and couldn't help reminding,

Luo Yuhan measured the distance between the soles of Sha Ruxue's feet and the navel with his hand, and then measured the distance from the navel from the shoulder blades, and his fingers gently slid over Sha Ruxue's delicate body, although he did not leave a trace, Sha Ruxue's little heart felt a slight subtle throbbing, and he couldn't help but blush his cheeks and his heart was surging.

After a simple calculation, Luo Yuhan had a smile on his face and said happily: "Sha Ruxue, the ratio of your upper and lower bodies is too good, it happens to be 5:8,"

"Really," Sha Ruxue asked,

"Of course it's true, I have no reason to lie to you, just from the ratio of the upper and lower bodies, the school flower belongs to you,"

Sha Ruxue sat up suddenly, and while she was happy, she forgot her gender, suddenly hugged Luo Yuhan's neck, and said proudly: "Luo Yuhan, so there is still hope for competing for the school flower,"

Luo Yuhan was hugged by Sha Ruxue's neck, and a girl's unique fragrance hit her nose again, and she couldn't help but be intoxicated, and she forgot to answer Sha Ruxue,

Just when Luo Yuhan was enjoying the fragrance emanating from Sha Ruxue's body, Xia Yiqing's voice sounded behind him: "Girlfriend, it turns out that you took me away for a purpose, isn't it time for me to come in?"

Xia Yiqing complained and threw the sanitary napkin in her hand on the sofa, because the force was too great, the sanitary napkin bounced onto the back of the sofa, and then rolled to the ground.

Sha Ruxue let go of Luo Yuhan and asked first: "You are becoming more and more like a ghost now, when did you come in?"

Xia Yiqing said coldly: "Miss, I came in a long time ago, but you two were too focused to notice me,"

"What did you see," Sha Ruxue saw Xia Yiqing with dissatisfaction, and couldn't help but increase her tone, and asked again,

Xia Yiqing was also angered by Sha Ruxue's aggressive questioning, and said in an even more cold tone: "I'm blind, I don't see anything, I'm not only blind in my eyes, but also blind in my heart,"

"Talking yin and yang, what do you mean," in front of Xia Yiqing, Sha Ruxue seemed to be always a head taller than her,

"How dare I be interesting, even if there is, how dare I show it in front of the eldest lady," after speaking, he glared at Luo Yuhan fiercely and said, "People say that there are only eternal interests between people, and there are no eternal friends, I didn't believe it at first, but I believe it now, not only do I believe it, but I am drunk, and I am so drunk that my three views are shattered, even if it is a best friend, for its own interests, it can be betrayed at any time, and what is even more sad is that I have to help her count the money when I am bought by my closest best friend, I am so sad, It's so sad that I don't have any medicine,"

Xia Yiqing spoke with a gun and a stick, Sha Ruxue couldn't bear it anymore, she turned the direction of her body, faced Xia Yiqing, began to point fingers through the back of the sofa, and asked in a throat: "You have to make your words clear today, otherwise I won't finish with you, I just want you to buy a pack of sanitary napkins, and you will be furious when you come back, why is this?"

Xia Yiqing saw Sha Ruxue yelling at her, and she was not willing to fall into the wind, took two steps forward, and said: "Originally, I didn't want to say it, since you forced me so much, I simply made it clear, before I went out, Luo Yuhan had promised to give us some money, I asked if you wanted it, and you clearly replied that you didn't want it, but later, you took me away and made out here alone with Luo Yuhan, no matter how stupid people think about it with their toes, they know why you are doing this,"

Sha Ruxue then understood what Xia Yiqing meant, she had to first explain to Xia Yiqing that nothing happened between herself and Luo Yuhan, but if she explained it herself, Xia Yiqing might not believe it, so she turned to Luo Yuhan and said, "Luo Yuhan, please sue Xia Yiqing, what did I do with you just now?"

Luo Yuhan also wanted to take advantage of this to make fun of Sha Ruxue, got off the sofa, walked to Xia Yiqing's side, and said, "Xia Yiqing, you really misunderstood, in fact, I didn't do anything with Sha Ruxue just now, just measured her height, bust, hips, waist circumference, and nothing else,"

Xia Yiqing was already preconceived, of course she didn't believe Luo Yuhan, she took another step forward, carefully observed Sha Ruxue, looked sarcastic and mocking, and said: "Don't quibble, disheveled, barefoot, the sofa hair is crumpled, everyone can see that the movement is not small,"

Sha Ruxue seemed to have been greatly insulted, she didn't even care about wearing shoes, jumped off the sofa, stretched out her hand and swept the more than 500,000 yuan on the coffee table to the ground with a bang, and said: "Money and money, it's all the fault of money, it seems that you are also poor and crazy, you don't care about anything when you see money, this money is given to you, maybe you will stop thinking about blood and spew people, close your stinky mouth,"

The whole bundle of banknotes fell to the ground and was still in bundles, but the original loose bills were swept out by the sand and scattered to the ground.

Luo Yuhan saw that neither of the two of them wanted to let go, for fear that it would really start, so he pulled Xia Yiqing and said: "Xia Yiqing, you really misunderstood, Sha Ruxue and I really didn't do anything just now, she wanted to compete for the school flower, and asked me to measure her measurements, but I couldn't find a ruler, so I measured her with my hand, and the result was what you saw, but you thought that Sha Ruxue deliberately spent you to please me and ask me to give her more money, you have your own reasons for thinking like this, but don't forget, she is the daughter of the Sha family after all." , would she do anything with me for this money?"

Xia Yiqing was still thinking about asking Luo Yuhan to give her the money, even if what Luo Yuhan and Sha Ruxue said was true, she would not admit it, so she said without hesitation: "Anyway, I only believe in my eyes, do you need to hug and hug the three measurements, will you believe it yourself?"

Xia Yiqing's stubbornness almost made Sha Ruxue angry, if it was something else, Sha Ruxue would definitely not give up, but if Xia Yiqing once she added oil and vinegar to today's events, Sha Ruxue would be embarrassed.

Sha Ruxue had to suppress this anger, walked up to Xia Yiqing, took Xia Yiqing's hand, and said affectionately: "Xia Yiqing, you really misunderstood, I just hugged Luo Yuhan's neck because I was happy, and I really didn't do anything with him,"

"Then why are you suddenly so affectionate with Luo Yuhan," Xia Yiqing saw Sha Ruxue's attitude change, and she softened her tone,

Sha Ruxue approached Xia Yiqing and said in a low voice: "Chen Yuhan said that I am not worthy of being a school flower, I am not convinced, and now the size proves that my measurements are basically in line with the golden ratio, and the ratio of the upper and lower body is just a devilish figure, so I got carried away,"

"What about that money, extort Tong Mingyuan's money, Luo Yuhan is the mastermind, we are helpers, Luo Yuhan should give us some," Xia Yiqing took the opportunity to mention the money again,

"How much money are you going to ask him to give you, if the amount is not big, I'll go and tell you first," Sha Ruxue was afraid that Xia Yiqing would open her mouth, and wanted to probe her tone first,

"It's not much, it's enough for me to buy a set of "donkey horseshoe","