Chapter 31: The Four-Legged Gold-Swallowing Beast?
Ikyu's ears suddenly pricked up, and his heart tightened, "There is movement!"
Immediately, Ikyu's right hand slammed in front of him, and with a snap, the piece of bread was pinched by Ikyu's hand.
"Oops~, I haven't eaten in the morning, and there is still bread falling from the sky, it seems that the old man is lucky today!", Yixiu muttered to himself, opened his mouth and took a bite of the bread, revealing an intoxicated expression.
That bite down, it can really squirt out juice, chewy and barbar, the entrance is fertilizer but not greasy, well, it seems to blow a little too much, then don't blow.
Then, outside the Buddha hall, there was another sound of heavy objects stomping on the ground, a bit like footsteps but not like it.
The next moment, Ikyu heard a creaking sound from the junction of the old beams in the hall, and even felt a slight shaking of the ground when Ikyu was sitting on the ground.
The system reminded very seriously, "The system collapsed just now, and the four-legged gold-devouring beast that escaped from a certain world was no more than twenty meters away from the host in a straight line. ”
Yixiu quickly stood up, stared at the door of the Buddha Hall with a nervous expression, took a step back with his hind legs, and his fists clenched slightly, as if he was ready for all battles.
A large foot wrapped in black fur stretched out from the side of the wooden door, followed by another, two feet no more than half a meter long and at least as thick as the arms of six grown men combined.
"Hiss~", Ikkyu gasped.
I thought to myself, if this so-called four-legged gold-swallowing beast looked at itself unpleasantly and stepped on itself with its legs, I am afraid that I might have to go to the west to report in advance.
Then the head of this four-legged gold-swallowing beast was exposed, two big black circles, black ears, a fat body, black and white fur, and a physique very similar to a black bear in a previous life.
Isn't this a four-legged gold-swallowing beast?
That's right, Ikyu looked at the animal in front of him that was completely unworthy of its domineering name, and just by taking a look, Ikyu could be sure and affirmed, this is the panda deity that was used as a Chihuahua in the zoo in his previous life!
It's just a little different, this panda looks silly, but his two pairs of eyes are very smart, and he looks very spiritual.
Ikyu's face twitched, "What do you mean by the system? Are you trying to anger me and inherit my temple? Obviously it's a cute panda, you have to say what kind of four-legged gold-swallowing beast it is, it scares my little heart fluttering, no, you have to compensate." ”
"Ding, the system despises the host for the Nth time, the panda is also known as the "iron-eating beast", because it often goes to the dwellings to forage, lick the cooking utensils, and even bite the cooking utensils with strong teeth, so it is named, and in ancient times, iron also belonged to metal, and the four-legged gold-swallowing beast is just an extension of this name, so the system does not feel that there is a problem with it, and it is the host You really have to read more books. ”
Yixiu's grievance value exploded instantly, and it dropped helplessly.
Casually, Yixiu smiled and beckoned to the panda outside the door, and said in a particularly childish tone.
"Kitten, come here, are you hungry, I have a small bread to eat here~", said Yixiu and waved the small bread in his hand.
Yixiu used his tricks to deceive the child again, trying to deceive this sturdy red panda through food, think about who is unhappy in the future, and directly shoot him to fight to give the other party a claw, it's fun to think about it.
However, what Ikkyu planned was not to follow his script.
I saw the panda staring at the small bread in Yixiu's hand, first stunned, and then, showing his white teeth, roared at Yixiu.
"You're a bad person, grab the baby my little bread to eat, alas, the baby is unhappy, I'm going to find my mother", an extremely childish children's voice popped out of the panda's mouth.
Unconsciously, he hurriedly looked around, and found that there were no children around, and a random thought flashed in his mind, "Pandas can actually talk?"
When he turned to look at the door again, he found that the panda was gone.
"System, don't you think you should explain to me why this panda is talking like that?"
Ikyu still has the cognition of the earth in his previous life, and the matter of talking to beasts has been stuck in some kind of TV series, or movies, even if it looks like this, these things are fake, and they are all matched by people, who would have thought that he really heard the language from animals today, and this way of speaking is so similar to that of a seven or eight-year-old child.
"Ding, the four-legged gold-swallowing beast is thirty years old, the origin is the westward journey plane in the Sichuan region, the identity of the spirit beast, the skill of spitting people, crazy trampling, the king of beasts, eating bamboo. Note, he is an extraordinary panda, belonging to the evolution of the panda, with the ability to communicate with people, as the overlord of the jungle, people call it the four-legged gold-swallowing beast. ”
"From the forest hammer overlord, you see where it is dominant, the IQ is almost zero, at most it can eat some, so what's the use", Ichiyu replied unceremoniously, if there is a second person present, looking at the host scolding at the air, he will definitely silently dial an exclusive phone and say into the phone.
"Is it so-and-so hospital? I have a patient here, yes, yes, his condition is critical, please come over as soon as possible and take him to the hospital. ”
Then the system breathed a very playful breath.
"Don't underestimate it, if it makes you angry, it's the one who can slap the host against the wall. ”
"Well, when I didn't say it," Ikyu said weakly like a deflated ball.
As soon as the "four-legged gold-swallowing beast" left, there was a rush of footsteps in front of the Buddha hall, plus a slight voice.
The man said, "I ran so fast, I ran in a blink of an eye, and I was gone." ”
The woman said, "yes, yes, they robbed us of our bread, and if I catch it, I'll have to take it back to the lab and slice it." ”
As soon as he rested and straightened his monk's robe, an indescribable indifference immediately rose on his face, and he paced to the front of the temple, but saw a man and a woman sweating profusely, bending over, panting heavily, standing at the bottom of the steps.
The two of them were dressed in tight-fitting sportswear, carrying hiking bags, which seemed to be filled with some flowers and plants, and in their hands they were holding a special aluminum rod, the section that touched the ground was very sharp, and the most important thing was that they also had a silver badge with fire patterns and authority on their chests, which looked like explorers.
"Amitabha, are the two donors here to worship the gods or incense?", Yixiu greeted the two of them generously, in fact, he asked knowingly, and he also guessed the identity of the other party, probably just not knowingly.
At first, the two people didn't react, but when they came to their senses and looked up to see Ikyu and the huge statue of Amitabha Buddha behind him, their faces showed indescribable pride.
However, when the two of them looked into Ikyu's eyes, they found that the bald young man standing above them seemed to be a little different, and his eyes were as deep as the starry sky.
After looking at them for a long time, they all felt as if they had been seen through, and even had the illusion that what was standing in front of them was not a person, but a god from ancient times.