Chapter 0053 - The joke went too far

Luo Yuhan got out of the taxi, stood at the door of the car, paid for the car, and swaggered straight into the gate of the police station. Yang Tao happened to come down from the second floor, saw Luo Yuhan around the corner, waved his hand politely, and greeted: "Black Building." ”

Due to the inaccurate pronunciation, Luo Yuhan was confused for a while, raised his eyes to look at the building of the police station, and saw that the building was yellow, so he frowned and asked, "Are you color blind?" ”

Yang Tao originally saw that Luo Yuhan was skilled, and he greeted him only when he could afford him, but he didn't expect Luo Yuhan to ask him so rhetorically, and couldn't help but say angrily: "The director said that you are a little ruffian, and I will defend you, praising you for your extraordinary skills, knowing medical skills, and becoming a great weapon in the future, but I didn't expect you to be a ruffian, a gangster who doesn't know what to do, and stinky dog meat can't be on the table." ”

"You obviously said that the yellow building is a black building, I kindly remind you, see if you are color blind, how can you scold people when you open your mouth," at the end of the year, he couldn't help scolding, "Your mouth is so stinky, are you eating." ”

Although Yang Tao was young, he was a policeman after all, so he couldn't help but get angry, took two steps to Luo Yuhan's side, pointed at Luo Yuhan and asked: "Who are you scolding, don't forget that this is the police station, if you dare to pick quarrels and provoke trouble, I will handcuff you immediately." ”

Luo Yuhan handed his hands in front of Yang Tao and said, "You can light a fire to roast me now, Parles is amazing, roast people with fire, and want to eat human flesh." ”

Luo Yuhan secretly changed his concept and talked nonsense, Yang Tao was so confused that he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.

Pan Xiaohe heard the noise, looked out of the glass window, saw Luo Yuhan was entangled with Yang Tao, quickly walked out of the office, and rushed to Luo Yuhan in a few steps, frowning and asking, "What are you arguing about, what are you doing?" ”

Luo Yuhan said unhurriedly: "Director Pan, the level of this is low, the difference is not 108,000 miles, the police station is for the people, everyone can come, why can't I come, as a people's Pales, you should talk like this, hey, this comrade, welcome to the police station, we will serve you wholeheartedly, so polite." ”

Pan Xiaohe saw Luo Yuhan's flamboyant tongue, his eyebrows were upside down in anger, and he clenched his fists, but when he thought that this kid was not easy to mess with, and he would have to put himself in it if he didn't get it right, he took control of his feelings, let out a long breath, learned Luo Yuhan's tone, and asked again: "May I ask why you are here?" ”

"It's still like a Palles," Luo Yuhan also calmed his tone and said, "I'm here to find the police flower." ”

"What's the matter with you looking for the police flower, I mean, is it a business or a private matter for you to find her." Pan Xiaohe asked.

If Luo Yuhan says that it is a private matter, Pan Xiaohe will definitely send him away, if it is a business matter, Pan Xiaohe may ask about something, and ask Luo Yuhan to tell it in front of him, so that Luo Yuhan will be passive.

"There are both public and private, where is the police flower?"

Pan Xiaohe really wanted to clean up Luo Yuhan fiercely, but he still cared about Luo Yuhan's skills and didn't dare to get angry, so he quickly dispelled this idea and stiffened his face: "The second office on the left." ”

Each police officer in the police station has a clear division of labor, and any citizen can name someone when he comes in, and even the director has no right to interfere.

Yang Tao looked at Luo Yuhan's back, complained indignantly, and said: "This kind of person should find something wrong with him, lock him up directly, starve for a few days, kill his prestige, and see how he is bullish." ”

"People are big ghosts, have you heard, he is amazing now, he is the bodyguard of the daughter of the Sha family, and he is also a health doctor, Sha Zhongxiao is not an ordinary person, he has close contacts with the upper echelons, it is nothing to offend this kid, if he offends Sha Zhongxiao, he will not be able to finish eating and leaving." Pan Xiaohe said Luo Yuhan so badly, just to find a step down for himself, so as not to let Yang Tao look down on him.

In order to avoid Ren Qiusheng's entanglement, Ren Nana did not go home at all during this time and lived in the police station all the time. When Luo Yuhan, Yang Tao and Pan Xiaohe were arguing outside, she had just finished washing her hair and was drying her hair with a hair dryer, not only did she not hear the movement outside, but she didn't even know that Luo Yuhan pushed the door in.

Luo Yuhan is a child after all, and he has a heavy mind for playing, and when he saw Ren Nana with his back to him, he wanted to scare Ren Nana, first, he wanted to make a joke, and secondly, he wanted to try Ren Nana's reaction, so he tiptoed behind Ren Nana, suddenly pressed his fingers against Ren Nana's back, and shouted loudly in a thick voice: "Raise your hands, don't move." ”

Ren Nana's instinctive reaction exerted all her strength, and her right hand suddenly slammed back, and the hair dryer in her hand smashed into Luo Yuhan's faΓ§ade.

Luo Yuhan reacted quickly enough, just when the hair dryer was still two centimeters away from his forehead, he tilted his head to the side, grabbed Ren Nana's right wrist with his hand, and pulled it to the side. Ren Nana's whole body fell to one side.

Ren Nana saw that the person was fierce, and the moment her body tilted, she suddenly made a somersault, and her two legs swept towards Luo Yuhan's upper body one after another.

Because Luo Yuhan's original intention was to joke with Ren Nana, he didn't expect Ren Nana to react so quickly and use such a ruthless trick, so he naturally didn't take sufficient precautions, and ended up being hit by two kicks one after another. If Luo Yuhan let go of Ren Nana's wrist, he might be thrown out, so Luo Yuhan grabbed Ren Nana's wrist and didn't let go, and the result of this was that the two fell to the ground at the same time.

Ren Nana's right leg pressed against Luo Yuhan's body, and the knee socket of her left leg clamped Luo Yuhan's neck, and Luo Yuhan grabbed Ren Nana's wrist and did not relax. The two of them were entangled like this, and they didn't get up.

"Police flower, I just want to make a joke with you, but you are so ruthless, do you want to kill people and destroy corpses." Luo Yuhan let go of Ren Nana's wrist and complained.

Ren Nana heard Luo Yuhan's voice, supported the ground with her hands, and a carp jumped up. Luo Yuhan was about to get up, but Ren Nana suddenly raised her right foot and stepped directly on Luo Yuhan's chest.

"Sister Police Flower, why do you turn your face and don't recognize people, you really want to kill people." Luo Yuhan shouted.

"I hate it when people sneak up on me." Ren Nana said angrily.

"I didn't sneak up on you, I just wanted to joke with you." Luo Yuhan argued.

"Hmph, there are light and heavy jokes, you point a gun at me, this joke is too big."

"Where do I have a gun, I use my fingers." Luo Yuhan explained.

"What if it's really a gun?" Ren Nana continued to reprimand.

"Don't assume, quickly let go of me, I let you pretend to be unacceptable on purpose, if you don't stand up, I'm welcome." Luo Yuhan threatened.

Ren Nana thought that Luo Yuhan was really subdued by him, and said with a sneer: "It's okay for you to scare and scare others with this move, don't forget what I do, I can let you go, but there must be a condition, give me that contract first." ”

That day, Ren Qiusheng came to pester Ren Nana, and Ren Nana signed a so-called contract with Luo Yuhan in order to get rid of Ren Qiusheng's entanglement. After Ren Qiusheng was sent away, Ren Nana began to regret it and wanted to destroy the contract, but was rejected by Luo Yuhan. Now I finally seized the opportunity, and I had to coerce Luo Yuhan to hand over the contract no matter what.

Luo Yuhan thought to himself that I originally asked you, so I didn't get along, it seems that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, so don't blame me for being ruthless. Taking advantage of Ren Nana's words, Luo Yuhan suddenly raised his two arms, stretched out his hands to Ren Nana's two knee sockets, and then hugged him in his direction, Ren Nana groaned, leaned forward, and was about to lie down.

If Ren Nana climbs on the ground, and her hands don't have time to support her body, her face will definitely hit the ground first, and the nose may be the first to touch the ground, so Ren Nana will definitely break her appearance.

Such a beautiful police flower can't be broken, not only Ren Nana didn't agree, but Luo Yuhan couldn't stand it either. Police flowers are lovers, whether it is real or fake, what a beautiful thing it is, Luo Yuhan is happy when he thinks about it.

At the critical moment, Luo Yuhan grabbed the ground with both hands, moved his body, and moved forward, at this time Ren Nana just fell to the ground and lay directly on Luo Yuhan.

What's even more coincidental is that Ren Nana's chest pressed directly against Luo Yuhan's shoulder, and her cherry mouth just touched Luo Yuhan's lips. Ren Nana was shy, she didn't have time to stand up, her body rolled to the side, she stood up and spit twice, and then wiped her lips with her sleeve, and then scolded: "Little rascal, you dare to take advantage of people's danger." ”

Ren Nana raised her foot again and kicked directly at Luo Yuhan's waist, Luo Yuhan saw that the situation was not good, and quickly rolled on the spot, so he dodged a kick.

Luo Yuhan rolled to the side, learned Ren Nana's movements just now, and also made a carp to stand firmly, and stood steadily more than three meters away from Ren Nana.

Luo Yuhan thought that the joke he made with Ren Nana just now was really inappropriate, so he smiled at Ren Nana and said, "Sister Police Flower, the joke just now is indeed too big, but I can't help myself." ”

Ren Nana knew that she was not Luo Yuhan's opponent, not to mention that she was in the police station, if Pan Xiaohe knew about the trouble, she would be embarrassed, and she would become a handle to be ridiculed in the future, so she reprimanded: "Meanness is the pass of the despicable, if you do dirty things, you have to find a high-sounding reason, saying, why can't you help yourself." ”

Luo Yuhan smiled and said: "I deigned to come to the police station this time, I came to ask you for help, but as soon as I entered the door, I saw the slender and graceful figure of Sister Police Flower, and I couldn't help but want to make a joke with you, but I didn't expect to annoy Sister Police Flower, Xiaosheng is here to compensate you, I hope Sister Police Flower has a lot, don't be like Xiaosheng, spare Xiaosheng."

"Stop, slap and rub it, this is the usual flattering trick of the Jianghu people, and this police officer does not eat this set." Ren Nana said with a straight face.

"Sister Police Flower, what I said is the truth," Luo Yuhan walked to the table, picked up the teacup and poured water, raised his neck and drank a few sips, and continued: "Your back did leave a very good impression on me, tall, long hair and shawl, convex and backward, the back race fairy, the front looks beautiful and delicious, the same sex sees melancholy, melancholy why don't my parents fight, I don't give myself a cute look of Yushu Linfeng, the opposite sex is ashamed to see it, ashamed why I didn't have the opportunity to meet such a beautiful ...... early"

"Shut your stinky mouth," Ren Nana raised her hands and put the fingers of her right hand up against her left palm, stopping Luo Yuhan's nonsense, "Say, come to me for something." ”

Ren Nana had a tense face on the surface, but in fact, she had been stunned by Luo Yuhan's words, whether it was true or not, anyway, no one had ever praised her like this in person before, was she still beautiful in her heart, it was very useful.

The hair dryer was still buzzing, Luo Yuhan walked up to the hair dryer, bent down to pick it up, pointed the hair dryer at Ren Nana's hair, and said, "In order to express my apologies, I will talk about business while serving you." ”

Ren Nana's right wrist was pinched by Luo Yuhan a little painful, since Luo Yuhan was willing to serve herself, she didn't refuse, and let the hot wind blow on her wet hair.

"Tell me, what do you want me to do for you, I can tell you, if something is illegal, please shut your stinky mouth first."

"It's not a big deal, it's within your authority, it's up to you to give face." Luo Yuhan said lightly.

"Before you open your mouth, please take out that contract first, and let me see it and you tear it up yourself, otherwise, you won't even open your mouth." Ren Nana has always been thinking about that contract.

The half-hidden door was suddenly kicked open, Ren Nana and Luo Yuhan looked at the door at the same time, and when they saw the kicker clearly, Ren Nana couldn't help but be surprised.