Chapter 0013: Wu Ying's Girlfriend
Ren Nana finally dug a pit and figured out that Luo Yuhan defeated Ren Qiusheng, so that Ren Qiusheng would no longer pester her from now on, but she didn't expect Luo Yuhan to retreat at the critical moment.
Ren Nana looked at Luo Yuhan and deliberately threw a wink at Luo Yuhan, hoping that he could understand her hard work and stand on his side for the time being.
But Luo Yuhan hid his face to the side and directly ignored Ren Nana's flattering eyes.
Ren Qiusheng thought that Luo Yuhan didn't dare to fight, laughed wildly, and said proudly: "Ren Nana, this is the person you like to like, drop the chain at the critical moment, take off the pants and pull it off, it's just a turtle with a shrunken head." Then he turned to Luo Yuhan, and said with a smile: "**Child, it is half a man who knows the difficulty and retreats, Nana and I have been childhood sweethearts since childhood, and the two have no guesses, she said that you are her little boyfriend, it is an excuse to make a temporary move, you can be self-aware, and you are a smart person, I have a little bit of a good impression of you now." ”
Ren Qiusheng pinched the nail cover of his little thumb and flicked it twice at Luo Yuhan.
Luo Yuhan grinned, revealing two small tiger teeth, and said: "This is a bad word, although I have not been in contact with the police sister for a long time, but I do have an inseparable feeling, I don't accept the challenge, it is because the police flower has already shown me my heart, we have already sworn by the mountains and seas, just now we made love in the room, you have seen it, in this case, who is willing to spit out the meat in the mouth that is late, even if I am willing to spit it out, are you still willing to eat, so it is redundant to compete with you." Besides, you are a police officer, even if I win you by luck, when the time comes, if you don't admit it and continue to pester Ren Nana, no one can help you. ”
After Luo Yuhan finished speaking, he looked at Ren Nana meaningfully.
For Luo Yuhan's later words, Ren Qiusheng only understood the superficial meaning, but Ren Nana heard the deep meaning, Luo Yuhan was hinting at Ren Nana, empty words, in order to prevent Ren Qiusheng from repenting, there must be words to support the content of tonight's game, and he was willing to accept the challenge.
"You mean to sign an agreement?" Ren Nana asked deliberately.
Before Luo Yuhan could answer, Ren Qingshan hurriedly agreed, saying: "How did I forget this stubble, yes, there is no evidence, I still have a note, I didn't expect someone to think so thoroughly, I really admire this little brother more and more." ”
From a ** child to a boy, and then to a little brother, Ren Qiusheng has improved Luo Yuhan's status step by step.
Now it's Ren Nana's turn to be embarrassed.
On the surface, Luo Yuhan seems to be biased towards Ren Nana, but there are two sides to everything. Ren Nana said that Luo Yuhan was her boyfriend, just to get rid of Ren Qiusheng's endless entanglement, but if Luo Yuhan defeated Ren Qingshan, wouldn't Ren Nana really become Luo Yuhan's lover, with words as evidence, it would be difficult for Ren Nana to admit it at that time.
drove away the tiger and came a leopard, Ren Nana was put on the fire, and she was in a dilemma.
Ren Qiusheng was very positive, and hurriedly found a pen and paper, spread the paper on the table, held the pen in his hand, looked at both sides, and asked earnestly: "Which of the two of you will draft the agreement." ”
Things have developed to such an extent that Ren Nana has no room to retreat, so she can only rush forward. She sat down in front of the computer, her fingers flying, and in a few minutes she finalized the draft agreement.
Luo Yuhan and Ren Qiusheng stood beside Ren Nana respectively, looking at the content of the agreement, if there was something wrong, the three of them discussed correcting it together.
When it comes to the key takeaways, Ren Nana's wording is: Whoever wins will drop out of the competition. This sentence was first opposed by Ren Qiusheng. The result he wants is that if he wins Luo Yuhan, Ren Nana must become his wife. Otherwise, there would be no need for this game.
"What about you, what do you think?" Ren Nana cast a pleading glance at Luo Yuhan.
"That's right, it's a battle to take a wife, and it must be concise and to the point, in one sentence, otherwise there is no point." Luo Yuhan said.
Ren Nana can only change this sentence to: Whoever wins between Ren Qiusheng and Luo Yuhan will become Ren Nana's lover, and the loser can no longer entangle Ren Nana.
Luo Yuhan and Ren Qiusheng showed smug smiles on their faces at the same time.
The three of them signed the text, and then each of them kept it in a copy.
Ren Qiusheng opened the door, walked out with his head held high. Luo Yuhan was not to be outdone, and followed closely behind Ren Qiusheng.
Just as Luo Yuhan was about to walk down the steps, Ren Nana tugged at Luo Yuhan's sleeve and said in a low voice: "The agreement is aimed at him, don't take it seriously." ”
"I won't take it seriously, but Sister Police Flower is a lover, and there must be brilliance on her face, and everyone who sees it will respect a little." Luo Yuhan said with a smile.
The two stood in the middle of the courtyard, Ren Qiusheng stretched his limbs, moved his muscles and bones, looked at Luo Yuhan and said, "Boy, you are definitely not my opponent, it is still too late to admit defeat, so as not to suffer from flesh and skin." ”
"That's right, I'm definitely not your opponent, but for the sake of my sweetheart, I have to do my best, otherwise I will regret it for the rest of my life, let's start."
When Ren Qiusheng was in the police academy, he not only learned hard kung fu, but also practiced qigong, and was good at grappling and fighting, so it was expected that Luo Yuhan was not his opponent at all.
Due to his eagerness to win, before Luo Yuhan's words landed, Ren Qiusheng waved his fists and rushed towards Luo Yuhan.
Looking at Luo Yuhan again, seeing that Ren Qiusheng had already rushed in front of him, he didn't move at all, neither opening a posture to prepare for the battle, nor dodging.
Ren Nana had seen Ren Qiusheng's kung fu at the police drill, and when she saw Luo Yuhan's cowardice, she couldn't help but raise her throat. He said silently in his heart, Luo Yuhan, hurry up and fight, my fate depends on you.
However, the development of things really disappointed Ren Nana.
Ren Qiusheng rushed to Luo Yuhan's side, and two fists rained down mercilessly on Luo Yuhan's head.
After being hit more than a dozen times, Luo Yuhan staggered two steps and suddenly fell into Ren Qiusheng's arms. Ren Qiusheng tried his best just now, and seeing that Luo Yuhan had no power to parry, and was afraid of killing Luo Yuhan, he quickly withdrew his hand and took two steps back.
Seeing that Luo Yuhan was about to fall to the ground, Ren Nana sighed in disappointment and covered her eyes. complained in his heart: "Luo Yuhan, you are a bad seed, you really hurt me." ”
The courtyard suddenly became calm.
A sound of footsteps walked up to Ren Nana, and a hand rested on her shoulder. Ren Nana knew that it was Ren Qiusheng, shook her shoulders violently, and said loudly, "Don't touch me." After speaking, he didn't bother to look at Ren Qiusheng, turned around and raised his feet, and was about to leave.
"The police can't go back on their word." It's Luo Yuhan's voice, it's really Luo Yuhan's voice.
Ren Nana turned around, rubbed her eyes, and the person standing in front of her was really Luo Yuhan. Looking further away, Ren Qiusheng stood motionless in the middle of the courtyard.
"Hey, you lost, I hope you don't break your promise, and don't bother me again in the future." Ren Nana shouted at Ren Qiusheng.
Ren Qiusheng not only didn't make a sound, but still stood still. Ren Nana couldn't help but be suspicious and asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”
Luo Yuhan smiled and said: "He is right, I am really not his opponent, he just waved his fist, and he beat me into a concussion, I don't know if you saw it, I was about to faint, but, at the moment when I fell, your beautiful image kept flashing in my mind, I can't lose you, let alone give you to this bastard, so I fought to the death, I didn't expect him to be moved by my sincerity, and immediately stopped attacking." ”
Ren Nana knew that Luo Yuhan was poor again, but at this time she was more concerned about Ren Qiusheng's life and death. If Ren Qiusheng really became a zombie, not to mention the others, even her father Ren Qingshan would not be able to spare her.
"You beat him to death?" Ren Nana asked.
"I don't know, maybe it's dead, maybe it's still alive, but whether it's dead or alive, it's none of my business, I didn't beat him, you saw what happened just now." Luo Yuhan said nonchalantly.
"You help me to take a look."
Luo Yuhan helped Ren Nana down the steps and walked towards Ren Qiusheng.
"You can't break your word, from now on, you're already my lover." Luo Yuhan said solemnly.
Ren Nana didn't care about Luo Yuhan, walked up to Ren Qiusheng, reached out and grabbed Ren Qiusheng's arm, shook it vigorously, and Ren Qiusheng suddenly straightened up and wanted to fall backwards.
Luo Yuhan let go of Ren Nana, rushed to Ren Qiusheng's side in one step, moved his hand casually, Ren Qiusheng sneezed, directly put his hand into his pocket, took out a five-four-style pistol, and turned to aim at Luo Yuhan's head.
The reversal of the shape completely frightened Ren Nana. She understands Ren Qiusheng's fiery temper, if Luo Yuhan is not convinced at this time, maybe Ren Qiusheng really dares to shoot.
"Brother, if you have something to say, don't mess around." Ren Nana shouted at Ren Qiusheng.
Ren Qiusheng didn't pay attention to Ren Nana, stared at Luo Yuhan and sneered self-deprecatingly, and said, "** child, I really underestimate you, you are actually proficient in acupoint techniques." Since you don't talk about the rules, I don't have to be so serious, I don't think you are a good person, I just shot you and threw you into the mountains to feed the dogs, but it saved a lot of trouble. ”
Although Luo Yuhan had never touched a gun, he knew that even if he knew that no matter how fast he moved, he couldn't compare to the speed of the bullet, as long as Ren Qiusheng's second thumb moved, his head would definitely bloom.
"Nana, save me, I'm your man, if I die, there will be no one to protect you, and you will have to marry this bastard." Luo Yuhan asked Ren Nana for help.
is about to lose her head, and she still has the heart to joke, Ren Nana can't help but admire Luo Yuhan's determination.
"Brother, don't mess around, anything is easy to discuss." Ren Nana looked at Ren Qiusheng and pleaded.
"The kid doesn't talk about the rules, there's nothing to discuss."
Luo Yuhan smiled and said: "Ren Qiusheng, acupoint technique is also a part of martial arts, since it is a kung fu competition, why can't you point acupoints, I think you can't afford to lose, or let's do it again, I don't need acupoint techniques, I can still win you." ”
"I won't give you a second chance, if you don't want to die, just admit defeat, I'll let you go right away."
"I won't admit defeat, you can kill me, shoot, Nana, my lover, if I die, you must bury me on the Lotus Peak of Lingshan, I can't remember the previous things, I only remember that I climbed out of a cave in Lotus Peak. Also, I have no relatives and no reason, every Qingming Ghost Festival or something, you have to go to my grave, even if you only burn a few pieces of paper, I am content. ”
The poignant voice echoed in the courtyard, and I don't know what happened, Ren Nana's eyes suddenly moistened.
Luo Yuhan raised his hand, grabbed the barrel of the gun, and pushed it hard against his head.
"Kid, don't push me." Ren Qiusheng opened the insurance as he spoke, and it seemed that he was really going to pull the trigger.
Luo Yuhan took advantage of Ren Qiusheng's opportunity to speak, and suddenly turned his back, and his body fell backwards. At the same time, he raised his left leg and kicked it out according to Ren Qiusheng's wrist.
The pistol was kicked away and fired at the same time as it was thrown into the air. A bullet hit the concrete floor, sending out a spark.
Luo Yuhan kicked out, suddenly jumped up, and reached out to catch the iron guy.
From the back to the kick, it seemed like it only took a second. Not only Ren Nana was blinded, but even Ren Qiusheng was also blinded. There is only one question in his mind, is this ** child a human or a ghost.
Luo Yuhan was even more blindsided, he had never played with the iron guy, and he didn't know how to use the gun in his hand. Look at the trigger, pull it to the side with your hand, and the trigger actually breaks.
"What a broken thing, your hand is broken if you don't dare to touch it, a policeman, scaring children with a toy gun, you can really play, give it back to you." Luo Yuhan said to himself.
Ren Qiusheng heard the sound of metal breaking, and he didn't care about it at first, until he caught Luo Yuhan and threw it over, and when he held the gun and aimed at Luo Yuhan again, he found that the trigger was no longer there.
Luo Yuhan opened his mouth wide and looked at Luo Yuhan blankly. Is this a human or a ghost, the trigger is made of steel, if it is a human, how can it be broken, but what is it if it is not a human.
What made him even more embarrassed was that the police regarded the gun as their life, and now that the gun was broken, how should he explain it to his superiors.
"You snatched a gun and vandalized it, and I'm arresting you now as a police officer." Ren Qiusheng said incoherently.
"Hahahaha, Ren Qiusheng, you are so ridiculous, you don't pay attention to the rules, use guns illegally, and bite back, you want to arrest me, with your little ability, can you catch me." Luo Yuhan retorted disdainfully.
Ren Qiusheng wanted to defeat the rooster at this time, drooped his head, and muttered to himself: "What should I do, what should I do?" Nana, you give me an idea, what should I do? ”
As a policeman, Ren Nana knows the severity of breaking guns, but she can't help it, so she can only complain: "You can solve the trouble you cause, don't bother me." ”
Luo Yuhan walked up to Ren Qiusheng and said, "Who made me kind by nature, I'll give you a trick, go to the factory to find an acquaintance, draw a scoop and make one, and you can make a difference." ”
A sentence woke up Ren Qiusheng. With a smile on his face, he said to himself, "Why didn't I think of that? ”
"If you could think of it, Sister Police Flower wouldn't have taken a fancy to my side dish." Luo Yuhan glanced at Ren Nana, and continued to talk poorly: "You lost the competition, you also lost playing with guns, you can't do anything, the police flower will be my lover in the future, if you dare to bother her again, next time it won't be such a fluke, I'm tired today, it's time to go back and rest, but before I leave, I should say goodbye to my lover." ”
Luo Yuhan walked up to Ren Nana, held Ren Nana's head with both hands, and was about to put his lips on it. Ren Nana pushed Luo Yuhan away and said in a low voice: "Boy, you should know why you signed that agreement, and don't forget your identity." ”
"Sister Police Flower, if you dare to refuse me, wouldn't it make that beast see the flaw, I also know my identity very well, you are now my girlfriend, good, let me kiss it."
The reason is sufficient, Ren Nana has no reason to refute, and she is even more afraid that Ren Qiusheng will see the flaw, so she can only let Luo Yuhan kiss it.
Ren Qiusheng saw the two making love with his own eyes, so he stomped his feet angrily and turned to leave.
Luo Yuhan was proud, unexpectedly kissed the police flower once, and happily left with the wooden box on his back.
When Luo Yuhan walked to the door, Ren Nana said: "Hey, Sha Ruxue's father Sha Zhongxiao is worth more than 100 million, you offended the people of the Sha family today, the Sha family will not give up, and will definitely find you trouble, and the person who kidnapped Sha Ruxue today is estimated to be from the Dragon Gang, you should also be careful." ”
"Thank you for the reminder, I'll pay attention." Luo Yuhan said proudly.
"Who's your wife, don't talk nonsense." Ren Nana said angrily.