cpa300_4(); When the bearded man heard this, he shut up directly, with an attitude of not saying anything about beating me to death. see

Su Yan looked at the sample, you are still pretending to be a tough guy, when I can't cure you?

"Come, look at the shape of my mouth and watch the tone of my voice." Su Yan silently used hypnosis, his lips trembled regularly, and he made an irresistible sound, "Say, what do you come from and what do you know?" ”

"Well, I'm from the relevant department!" The bearded man's eyes were straight, and he said very calmly.

I'll go, it's still not a trick to kill!

This time, not only Su Yan was angry, he rolled up and bit again, he lay on the back of his beard, biting his head, and blood swished out.

"Going to die, going to die! I'm really from the relevant departments. The bearded man explained hoarsely, "Our department is called the relevant department, and the full name is the special investigation department for mysterious incidents at home and abroad, referred to as the relevant department. ”

As he spoke, he also took out his work card and showed it to Su Yan and them, which was printed with Douda's YGBM.

Su Yan was also drunk, took it and opened it, and introduced: "The special investigation department for mysterious events at home and abroad, known as YOU, GUAN, BU, MEN, referred to as YGBM, is a special investigation agency directly under the state, with a long history and good traditions, and is a good place for employment and a good partner for the people......"

At that time, he and Su Dad looked dumbfounded for a few seconds, this is the legendary relevant department, so tall, it looks like the real thing.

"YGBM, isn't it a foreign department, do you always have people who make the wrong call?"

Su Yan also teased, and the beard was anxious: "Don't make trouble, I'm really not joking." We're here to investigate special events, such as flying saucers, animal spirits, and so on.

Oh, and some time ago, there was a panda that was always running outside the zoo, and recently it was somehow locked up with a human, and we suspected that it was an organized and premeditated activity.

This time, I came here to deal with the panda incident by the way, and I happened to meet a neurotic who came out to make a big fuss in the tourist area, and he was taken away by you, right?

Hey, don't bite me......"

He said a few words, stabbed the hornet's nest again, and said in his heart, This is not me, can I spare you?

With a poof, I bit harder, and it bit directly into the bone.

The bearded man collapsed directly, shook his hand vigorously and said, "My head ...... Isn't it, I can't see anything? What are you doing here? ”

Su Yanxin said that this has to bite people to death, can you give a hint next time, and hurriedly said: "Wait a while, you bite your neck directly, you will die faster!" ”

"It's not that troublesome, I used corpse powder to directly turn him into a puddle of blood, and there is no hair left!" The spider came out to mean that it was going to destroy the corpse.

Other powers began to come up with ideas, saying how to cover up the traces better.

Su's father pulled his son and said, "There's no need to be so troublesome, just clear his memory, I left the back door before." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, as if a spell burned to ashes in an instant at the old man's fingertips and threw it into the bearded man's mouth.

Immediately closed his mouth, swallowed it raw, rolled his eyes and lay on the ground, fainting.

"Hey, what's this poison?" Su Yan wondered, can it be more reliable?

For this reason, everyone quarreled, saying how simple and violent it should be in the face of this matter, how to come!

It's like dealing with Xu Fei, isn't it a hundred?

Su's father said: "What do you know, is it because I have been in Huaxia for a long time, or are you guys?"

If it's an ordinary person, it's okay, this relevant department is particularly troublesome, and every member in it has a special file, and I suspect what kind of black technology they use. Even if you kill someone, it won't be long before you can be resurrected and retain your original memories.

Back then, your mother and I dealt with similar guys several times and were almost discovered.

Later, I kept a hand and hid a special charm in his body, so that every time I met him, as long as I erased the memories related to me, he would no longer remember us. ”

Su Yanxin said that it is so powerful, it looks like a replicant, and if you die once, you can recover your previous memories?

Wait, so it's not a space-time bureau, it's that simple?

Seeing that he looked enlightened, Su's father lit a cigarette for himself again and said, "By the way, you finally understand." I suspect that this so-called department is being manipulated by someone, and they are not serving the Space-Time Bureau at all, but are the tools of some special team to search for mysterious events.

It's like the Chinese version of The X-Files. ”

Su Yan listened to it and had another pure meal, this is really the right time, the X-Files has just come out with a new season recently, did you get it on purpose?

Okay, since Dad has a follow-up move, let's observe it, right?

So he told everyone to disperse, and when he woke up, what would become of the bearded man.

Time passed minute by minute, and the wound on the bearded man lying on the ground slowly recovered.

Su Yan was in front of him, silently scanning with his mobile phone to see what the other party came from?

Only a small amount of information has been obtained, and this person is definitely not human, and there are suspicions that he has been modified.

Suddenly, the bearded man stood up, touched his head and said strangely, "I'm asleep?" ”

"No, master, you've just come out of your mind." Su Yan replied according to the script he had thought of, "Didn't you say help me see the backyard line, is there a problem?" ”

The bearded man looked down at the clothes he was wearing, this is the clothes of the power company, what is the excuse for the fact that he just came?

By the way, just look at these residents, do you know about the car accident on the road?

The bearded man took the form, on which was recorded a qiē normal, unremarkable handwriting.

It turned out to be an intelligence error, and it was really a trip in vain.

The bearded man smiled slightly, took the form and said, "It should be no problem, you can try again."

Saying that he was leaving, Su Yan hurriedly opened the door for him, and said in his heart that he would leave early and have a good morning.

So he walked all the way from the backyard to the hall, and accompanied him slowly to the front hall, ready to open the door to see people off.

However, the bearded man's eyes were really sharp, and he suddenly caught a glimpse of Miao'er on the sofa, scratched his head and said, "It's so familiar, you have a cat at home?" ”

"Uh-huh, my girlfriend is fostered here." Su Yan didn't dare to answer positively and tried to avoid it.

The bearded man nodded, walked forward again, and suddenly saw the turtle in the fish tank, and still felt very curious.

"You still have turtles?"

This one...... Su Yan had already clenched his fists, wanting to push him back to the ground and beat him again.

Fortunately, the bearded man just asked, and walked forward without looking back.

However, he just saw Su's father coming out of the bathroom, the other party was holding a newspaper and wearing glasses, looking like an old man, which was a completely different temperament.

"This is, father!" Su Yan was not calm in his heart, what did you do when you ran out, good dad?

The bearded man and Su's father glanced at each other, and when they saw that the other party looked away very casually, they felt that they had recognized the wrong person again.

Why is it so familiar, and why are things in the house so strange?

The bearded man stood at the gate, looked back and again, and couldn't help but have countless questions, but he could only wave his hand and say goodbye.

Perhaps, he just thought too much.

"Goodbye!" Su Yan opened the door with a smile and saw off the guests.

However, there was a monkey lying on his stomach outside the door, raising his hand high, looking at the two of them hesitantly, not knowing what to do?

"Am I, at the wrong time?" This is Situ Tu, he came over to rub the WIFI.

The bearded man's face instantly became unpleasant, and he took out a notebook directly from his arms and recorded it very seriously: "A monkey, can talk, or is it an animal that is not allowed to be raised by the people......"

Before he could finish remembering, he pounced on the back, fell directly to the ground, and bit the back of the head again.

"Going to die, going to die!"

This time it was Su Yan who said the dialogue, and he knew that he had to do it again.

For the sake of safety, after brainwashing, Su Yan directly opened the portal, sent the other party to Hawaii, and asked him to take a month off for free.

As a result, the most mysterious disappearance in the history of the Chinese Time and Space Bureau occurred.

The bearded man who held the position of Chaoyang No. 7 had been bizarrely out of touch for a month, and when he returned, he insisted that he had been instructed to go on vacation.