Chapter 10: I'll Only Give You Three Minutes
As soon as Murong Hong's sentence "I want to be the general manager's husband" came out, the interview scene was suddenly silent.
The air seemed to freeze in an instant. The ladies from the human resources department who participated in the interview all opened their mouths wide, looked at Murong Hong in disbelief, and then turned their heads to look at their general manager, Murong Xue.
Murong Xue finally took her gaze back and looked at the table.
Suddenly, she stood up and slammed the table.
The women were shocked again. Oh no, is the general manager going crazy again?
Don't look at Murong Xue's dignified and charming appearance of Lin Mouling in front of those applicants, in fact, if she encounters a mistake by her subordinates, she will also be furious and scold them unceremoniously.
People who don't know her think she is a gentle kitten, but in fact, when she works, she completely becomes a tiger descending from the mountain. If it weren't for her hard work and unusually strict requirements for herself and others, she would not be able to sit on the throne of general manager today. Therefore, as soon as they saw her slapping the table today, those women thought she was going crazy again.
However, Murong Hong still crossed his arms in front of his chest, just raised his head and looked at the other party with a mysterious smile.
Murong Xue's hand was raised in the air and fell again.
"You're going to be my husband?" She sat down, calm, as if nothing had happened.
The hearts of those women also fell with her. It's so dangerous, if this Murong is always crazy, there will be more than eighty decibel noises in this room.
"Uh-huh." Murong Hong nodded, "Although I, a person who can be president, only marries a general manager, I will suffer a lot." However, for the sake of your good looks and good cultivation, I reluctantly accepted it. Hey, these days, it's hard to find a woman who is good in all aspects, it's really difficult. β
Bunker, what a big bunker! Everyone else present sweated for the kid.
Murong Hong, Murong Hong, if you're not a fool, you're a madman! Just like you, will our general manager rarely marry you? You'd better wash your face and look in the mirror, and run away with your tail between your legs as soon as possible.
"You kid, get me out of here! Security, security! Yunping couldn't sit still anymore and screamed.
Two security guards rushed in, "General manager, what's the matter?" β
"Did I call you in?" Murong Xuedai frowned slightly and waved her hand, "Let me go down." β
"Oh." The two security guards obediently walked out, and looked back at the people in the room suspiciously.
"Yes, you're going to use violent means to get me out?" Murong Hong smiled, "Don't worry, I don't care about my wife and husband." β
Damn, this kid, don't you eat too much viagra and get crazy here, right?
"If you want to be my husband, that's fine." Murong Xue's words stunned the other women in the room at once.
"Huh?" Murong Hong's eyes rolled, his lips moved, and he stopped talking.
"But that's up to you." Murong Xue frowned, "Mr. Murong Hong, whether you want to be the general manager or the husband of the general manager, you have to understand one thing first. β
"What's the matter? Please speak. Murong Hong said happily.
"You put on your clothes for me first!" Murong Xue suddenly raised her voice, "Look at you, what kind of clothes are you wearing?" β
"What am I wearing? Isn't this the clothes people wear? Murong Hong looked down at his clothes.
"Our company is not something that everyone will accept, and if you don't have a vegetarian zhΓ¬, you don't want to mix here. A person's image is worth millions, haven't you heard of this saying? Murong Xue began a sharp counterattack, "If a person is sloppy and defecated, it means that he doesn't pay attention to his image and that he is not serious." People who are not serious, our company is not needed! β
"Yes, the general manager is right." Yun Ping also interjected, "As long as you are dressed in tatters, where can you represent our company?" If you go out like this, won't you lose all the face of our company? Hmph, you still want to eat swan meat, and you dare to start the idea of our general manager? β
"How can I be dressed in tatters?" Murong Hong touched his clothes, "My clothes are all made by the tailors in the village, and I also wash my clothes by myself every day, you see, is there anything dirty on them?" Yes, you city people don't like my clothes, but I'm much better than some people who are gorgeously dressed and have male thieves and female prostitutes in their bellies. β
"Mr. Murong, I'm not judging people by their appearance." Murong Xue looked at Murong Hong coldly.
"Judging people by their appearance? I'm good-looking, oh, although people say I look like a girl, but I'm an authentic man. Murong Hong grinned, "If you don't believe it, I can let you verify your identity right now." β
Saying that, Murong Hong actually began to untie his belt.
"Ah" a few times, and the women in the human resources department in that row were so frightened that they covered their faces.
"Don't you see? Well, then I won't take it off. Murong Hong buckled the belt again, "I said, my future wife, don't you recruit me just because the clothes I wear are not so fashionable?" β
Is the general manager your future wife? You're so big!
"Since you are coming to our company, of course you must wear formal clothes, at least like those people standing outside the door." Murong Xue didn't get angry, but looked directly at Ding Dang.
"Those people outside, they didn't come to you to be your wife, can they be compared to me?" Murong Hong said draggedly, "Haven't you heard a word?" β
"What?"
"How bold is man, how fruitful is the earth. A staff member who does not want to be a general manager is not a good employee. A man who doesn't dare to marry a big beauty like you is not a good man either. β
After a few snorts, the women in the human resources department laughed.
"What are you laughing at? You're not beautiful, and I didn't plan to marry you. Here, in addition to my wife, Sister Yun is still a beauty. Others, don't be sentimental. β
"What?" These women immediately had black lines on their faces, and they really wanted to strangle this kid to death.
You kid, you offended the general manager, and offended us again, you are dead this time, don't want to join our company!
Women, but they can't afford to offend them, if you offend them, the light ones will be scolded, and the heavy ones will be ruined!
However, unexpectedly, Murong Xue only smiled slightly.
"Yes, it seems that you are still a very thoughtful person."
"Of course. Oh, when you laugh, you look much better than Yan SΓΉ. Wife, you still have to smile more, so that you can be worthy of me. Murong Hong came up with another sentence that defied the world's condemnation.
"General manager, listen, what is he talking about? Just, let the security guard kick him out. Yun Ping really couldn't stand it.
"There's no hurry." Murong Xue was very calm, "He just said what he wanted to say, since I let him tell the truth, how could I drive him away?" β
"That's right, that's right, I, Murong Hong, have never liked to tell lies. One is one, two is two, if I like you, I like you, if you don't like it, if you don't like it, why hide it? Sister Yun, don't be so fierce to me? I know you're jealous because I like you general manager? Actually, I like you a little bit, but according to the laws of our country, I can only marry one wife. Otherwise, you can wait for me and your general manager to blow the lamp and pull out the wax one day, I don't like to step on two boats. β
Murong Hong didn't forget to tease this secretary Yun.
"What are you talking about, bastard, believe it or not, I'm going to tear your mouth apart right now?" Yun Ping's eyes widened, and the green tendons on her forehead were exposed in anger.
"What are you doing? How are you like a dominatrix, scared to death. Hey, I don't like it, I don't like it strongly. Murong Hong stuck out his tongue at Yun Ping and made a grimace.
Yun Ping was so angry that her chest was bulging, she really wanted to rush up, so she gave this kid a slap.
"In this way, Murong Hong, you better go back first." Murong Xue said, "Since you haven't even dressed today, let's wait until you change your clothes and come over, okay?" β
"You care so much about a piece of clothing?" Murong Hong tilted his head and looked at Murong Xue, "Eh, you're recruiting employees, not clothes?" Are you looking for a good husband, but not a good outfit? β
In the face of Murong Hong's unscrupulous words, Murong Xue was still very calm.
"Murong Hong, as long as you can come over within three minutes, wearing a decent dress, I will immediately accept you as an employee of my company. Otherwise, I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you to get out of here. β
"What? Three minutes? Murong Hong was stunned, "That's all?" β
"Yes, according to our rules here, you can give the interviewee three minutes. I can count the conversations I had with you just now. Well, that's all I can give you now, these three minutes. Murong Xue crossed her arms and said, "I can't let so many applicants outside wait for you just to get you to change your clothes and come back, right?" So, only three minutes. β
"Wow, three minutes? Your elevator is so blocked, even if I get down from this elevator, go to the bank to withdraw money, and then go to the nearest clothing store to buy a suit, and then go to the shoe store to buy a pair of leather shoes, then what's the matter, it will take half an hour, right? You're going to give me three minutes, huh? Murong Hong showed an incredulous expression.
"Hey, you stinky boy, our general manager can give you three minutes to change your clothes and come back, even if it's very good." Yun Ping suddenly became energetic, "If you don't want to, then fine, then please leave!" β
"Can't you just give me a little more time?" Murong Hong's face instantly turned into a bitter melon.
"I'm starting the timer now, one hundred and eighty seconds, one hundred and seventy-nine, one hundred and seventy-eight??????" Murong Xue lowered her head and looked at the watch on her wrist.
"Don't, don't count! Ah, three minutes, isn't that fatal? Okay, you guys, you wait, I'll go. Murong Hong slammed the ground, jumped up from his seat, and ran towards the door.
Running to the door, he turned back again.
"I said, the general manager's wife, you can talk a lot. If I come back in three minutes in the suit that the people outside are wearing, are you going to hire me? β
"No problem." Murong Xue smiled, "I have said a word, and it is difficult for the horse to chase." However, you have to change into a full suit, tie and put on leather shoes. Oh, and there must not be a single stain on the suit, and the tie must be tied with a standard inverted triangle tip, not crooked or slanted. Leather shoes must be shiny and free of dust. Also, it's time for your hair to be combed. In short, your whole body should be a standard white-collar line of a company. β
"Wow, this, that's too embarrassing, isn't it?" Murong Hong almost cried.
"One hundred and sixty, one hundred fifty-nine?????? Murong Xue lowered her head again and looked at her watch.
"Hey, you were counted in the time we just talked? Deduct, deduct it for me! β
Murong Xue raised her head and showed a bright smile.
"Of course????? That's impossible. One hundred and fifty, one hundred forty-nine??????"
"Wow, you women are just trouble. Nima's, this time, it's not enough to go to the bathroom. Murong Hong squeaked, ran out of the door, and disappeared.
As soon as he left, the room fell silent??????