Chapter 268: Breaking the Situation
"Ah Fu, give him a thousand yuan." The woman pouted at a pinch of hair.
Li Ling was in a daze, and when he saw the handful of hair handing over a stack of banknotes, he took it, took five and handed it back: "Well, since you have a spiritual eye and understand the way of our industry,
"Then, you are half of our fellow citizens. Resolve the fate of half of the people of the same way, you follow the fate, and I will retreat half. ”
"And this rule?" The woman chuckled softly, "So, let me ask you again, how do you calculate that I am a woman?" You can't hide this from me either. ”
Li Ling was stunned, thinking that she was in trouble today, she actually knew that she had calculated it - to calculate that she was a woman, not to see it.
He immediately looked up at her and said, "You really want to know?" ”
"Well, I'm interested." The woman's voice suddenly softened, her eyes seemed to be shining, and she stared at Li Ling tightly.
This demeanor is like an innocent girl expecting the teacher to answer a question.
"Well, actually, I calculated that you don't have an Adam's apple." Li Ling made a calculation in his heart, come on, don't tell the truth, the trouble will be greater,
"If you pretend to be a man but don't have an Adam's apple, then you must be a woman."
"You're lying!" The woman's expression changed instantly, "Your eyes are rolling, this is an excuse you are making!" You can't fool me! ”
"I'll rub!" Li Ling smacked in his heart, his eyes rolled and he didn't glance at him, you can see that I'm lying!
"Miss, what do you want to know? Do you have to say it, I'm sure you're not getting smaller? ”
When he said this, the street vendors not far away burst into laughter, and the other middle-aged beggar beside the woman couldn't help but laugh.
"You! You ......," the woman's rouge changed color, "Agui, have you laughed enough!" Go back and punish you for facing the wall! After that, when he looked at his watch, he stared at Li Ling hatefully,
"Okay, my girlfriend's business is urgent, I don't have time to toss with you today! But, you remember, you have to do three things for me! Not including saying how you figured out I'm a woman!
"Three things, you can't escape! Gui, you're still laughing! Hurry up and get the car over! ”
"etc〗∠dǐng〗∠diǎn〗∠small〗∠ said,.2@3.∧os_(); Wait, wait! Li Ling saw that she turned around and was about to leave, so he hurriedly rushed forward, "Is it because you didn't recognize the wrong person with any of your nerves, or do I have bad ears?"
"I owe you three things? I've never known you all my life, miss, you're not sleepwalking, are you? ”
The woman turned her head and smiled: "Hehe! Master, you have the handle in my hands, oh, or rather, I can remotely control a time bomb by your side at any time!
"Although you are a scoundrel, you also have some skills, uncle, I will let you help me do three things, which three things, when I think of it, I will naturally come to you!
"If you don't do it for me, well, I'll—" said his right hand and gestured with a remote control,
"And then, just, bang! Hehe! "Then he will leave.
I'll it! I am free, unrestrained, and accustomed to wild cranes, how can I allow people to ride on my neck and show off my might!
"Female man!" Li Ling jumped forward to block her way, "It's not too late to say it clearly!"
"You give me half of the words, which makes me anxious, let's finish the words, otherwise, I won't be able to sleep tonight, and you may not be able to be a bridesmaid."
"I can't be a bridesmaid?" The woman frowned, "Do you want to rob people?" ”
"Haha!" Li Ling shook his head and smiled, "I don't dare to do anything illegal, but,
"I'll do a reverse method, you and your driver can't drive home until tomorrow morning, and you won't be able to do it as a bridesmaid, do you want to try?"
"Wow! Do you really know how to spell spells? The woman looked at Li Ling with round eyes, "The third grandfather said that the thing he regrets the most in his life is that he didn't learn a magic trick or two!"
"Master Li, do you really know how to spell? Hurry up and let me see! ”
"Damn, didn't you hear that I was threatening you? You still want me to perform! Li Ling snorted, "Say, what handle do I have, what time bomb do I have in your hands?"
"You have to be mentally prepared, there are only two types of people who dare to threaten this master, one type of people who are beaten by me who take off their pants and don't dare to be arrogant.
"There is another type of person, that is, the person who is about to be slapped by my pants and ass, and who is still arrogant. Miss Girl, what kind of person do you want to be? ”
"Hehe, master, you're so funny!" The woman smiled, "I actually gave my mantra to the cottage, and the person who dared to jump in front of Uncle Ben,
"One is the person who gave up the treatment because I tossed it, and the other is the person who is like you who doesn't want to give up the treatment. Master, are you going to give up or not to give up? ”
Seeing that he couldn't frighten her, Li Ling scratched his head and said, "In this way, you tell me what handle I have in your hands, and I will show you how I calculated that you are a woman, how about it?" ”
"Well, I have to let you know anyway, otherwise I won't be able to stop you." Woman diǎndiǎn head, "Then a word is a certainty!" ”
"It's a deal." Li Ling diǎndiǎn head. In his opinion, what can you do to threaten me?
Labor and management have stepped into the innate realm, and at this moment, the eyes of heaven and earth are no longer discounting my life, threatening me A cultivator who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and the king of Hades sees me saying good things, you are still early.
"The feng shui killing game you laid in front of the Wangjianglou Hotel." The woman's voice changed and looked at Li Ling calmly, "Do you have any impressions?" ”
"Nonsense! Sao Nian, that's called 'Mangspur Bureau'. "Li Ling diǎndiǎn head," this master's masterpiece, a feng shui artifact to deal with your gang, such as a fake package, Tong Su is not bullied. ”
"Haha!" The woman smiled, "Then have you thought about this killing game you laid out, what if someone can break the game?" ”
"Breaking the game? Hehehe! Li Ling burst into laughter when he heard this, "Although your face is covered by filth, in the eyes of Master Ben, you can be regarded as a girl who is like a flower and a jade, and a peugeot and lovely girl."
"A handsome woman like you, you want to be covered with poisonous sores, pustules, and a terrible smell? If you want to experience it, then you can go and break the game. ”
"Master Li, then you will underestimate me!" The woman chuckled, "Ordinary people are not allowed to break the game without authorization, so they will naturally be angry;
"The point is, even the Kanyu division who laid down this game can't withdraw from the game in a few years, right? However, uncle, I have watched it several times, and it is very easy to break your thorn game!
"Master Li, you are a smart person, what will happen if outsiders break the game you have set? Hehe! ”
"Oh?" Li Ling raised his eyebrows and looked at the woman in front of him who was unknown and dressed as a man.
He used the feng shui trick laid out by the skill of Kanyu Qingwu contained in the "Ten Thousand Laws Returning to the Sect" in his mind, not to mention ordinary people, even the master of Kanyu who is not low in cultivation can only see some doorways.
If you really want to break the game, it must be a family master who has been inherited from the ancestors of the family for thousands of years.
The third senior brother mentioned that only a few families in the world, such as the Huangpi Liao family, the Qingtian Liu family, the Yang family of the real person who saved the poor, or the Tan family of the Central Plains could do this. (To be continued.) )