Chapter 2: The Mysterious Purple Spirit
Chen Lin scolded hundreds of times in his heart, what kind of world is this, he is reluctant to even take the bus, and the money he saved is actually given to a person who drives a private car.
And then he noticed that on the side of the road not far away, there was a red Audi R8 parked, needless to say, judging from the dress, Zi Ling must be the owner of this car.
This R8 is worth more than two million anyway! Driving such a sports car to swagger and deceive is really speechless!
"Roll ......"
Chen Lin saw that the other party was a woman, and she was a big beauty, so she didn't make a move. If there was a man on the other side, he would have kicked it a long time ago.
"Oh, don't be so fierce", Zi Ling blinked, but he was not angry, pursed his lips and smiled, "That's it, I think you are a good person, I just came to Tianzhong City, I am not familiar with life, is it good for you to be a tour guide and bodyguard for me for a month, I will never treat you badly, how about giving you a monthly salary of 50,000?" ”
“……”
After hearing this, Chen Lin almost didn't have a mouthful of blood spurting out! I'll go, why are the current liars so bold, not only do they not run away after deceiving people, but they even have to continue to deceive?
Girl, although I'm "the best illusionist in history", I'm just a poor guy for the time being! Are you trying to trick me into digging coal in a small coal kiln? Without such exploitation of the last bit of surplus value......
Chen Lin glanced at her, endured his anger and didn't speak, turned around and was about to leave. For this kind of person, I can't afford to provoke, can't I still hide......
"Hey, I'll go to you tomorrow, you'll definitely agree to me when the time comes......" Seeing that Chen Lin was leaving, Zi Ling made an OK gesture behind him, and said confidently: Oh!
"Whatever, as long as you can find me......"
Chen Lin didn't look back, now he was very speechless, wondering if this girl was not in a normal brain, it was a neurosis! I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, but I ran into such a strange thing!
Of course, for Zi Ling's words, Chen Lin was not worried at all. Although he was cheated of five yuan today, his identity information was not exposed, that girl was just a liar, how could he find herself......
Therefore, for the words of this wonderful girl, Chen Lin smiled speechlessly......
From here to the school, it is almost two hours away. Chen Lin carried a bag containing his resume and walked back slowly. As he walked, he pondered in his heart how he could use his illusion to make money.
It's definitely not okay to sell your art, now the chengguan are so powerful, and he is a scumbag with less than five combat effectiveness, it will be a tragedy if he is beaten. That's a regular army, and it's very strong in combat, so it's no problem to sweep Tokyo!
As for the illegal things, Chen Lin didn't even think about it. After all, although he is relatively poor now, fortunately, his three views are still relatively positive, and he can be regarded as a man with strong blood.
"Boom, boom, boom......"
Just as Chen Lin was walking along the road, he suddenly heard the roar of a motorcycle behind him.
He subconsciously turned around, and at this moment, a motorcycle behind him had already rushed up like lightning.
On this motorcycle, there were two people sitting. When they passed by Chen Lin, the man sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle stretched out his hand and dragged Chen Lin's handbag. Then, the whole motorcycle flew away in an instant.
This process happened almost instantly, and by the time Chen Lin reacted, the motorcycle had already driven out more than ten meters!
Chen Lin shook his head, only to realize that he had met a car thief!
Damn, what's the situation, even grabbed my resume, is there any reason!
Did you forget to look at the yellow calendar when you went out today, I met a female liar just now, and it was only two minutes before I met a car thief again! You're forming a group to bully me, aren't you, and this is too much to take "the best illusionist in history" seriously!
After Chen Lin reacted, he subconsciously wanted to chase after him. But after running two steps, he suddenly remembered that he still needed to chase a yarn! I'm an illusionist now, and it's definitely more than enough to deal with this kind of scum of speeding car robbery!
Without further ado, Chen Lin immediately pinched his fingertips and recited a mantra in his mouth. After a few quick fingering changes, a light and shadow flew out of his fingertips and flew towards the speeding motorcycle.
This is a wind illusion technique, which Chen Lin practiced hard last night, and now he can use it proficiently!
At the moment when the light and shadow were approaching, the motorcycle seemed to be pulled by someone, and it stopped for half a second in high-speed operation.
After this half-second of stillness, Chen Lin's fingertips moved, and the motorcycle instantly lost control, and flew out like an arrow off the string, "whooshing" and crashed headlong into the front fence.
The two people on top of the car were thrown out a long way ago, and after falling to the ground, they rolled several times before stopping. The motorcycle was almost shattered, and all kinds of parts were scattered around it.
Chen Lin walked over, picked up his resume bag, and patted the dust on it with his hand.
By this time, a red-haired fellow had already gotten up and was wandering on the side of the road. Chen Lin caught up and kicked him to the ground, then squatted down and slapped Hongmao's face twice with his resume bag.
"Tell me about you, what are you doing, you have to come out and rob! And even your Brother Chen's resume dares to grab ......"
After finishing speaking, Chen Lin slapped the red hair's face twice.
Hearing this, the red hair wanted to cry. Just now he was sitting on the back of the motorcycle, and he thought that Chen Lin had something good in his hand, so he grabbed it. Unexpectedly, it was just a pile of resumes!
I knew it was a pile of broken resumes, and I grabbed a hair!
It's a good thing, even the motorcycle is lost! And the guy driving in front of him is still uncertain, and he is still lying on the ground......
"Big brother, I don't know Taishan with eyes! Just spare me this time. Look at it, we have all fallen like this, you can pity us......" The red hair looked at Chen Lin with a fierce look, and he didn't even have the heart to get up, so he could only beg for mercy again and again.
"Damn! You are a speeding car robber, and you dare me to pity you, do you want to ...... face" Chen Lin twitched his head twice, "Hurry up and get out, follow me to the police station......"
"Don't, big brother!" As soon as he heard that he was going to the police station, Hongmao was about to cry, "I have an eighty-year-old mother and a seven- or eight-year-old child to raise...... I'm going to take the big brother who drove the car to the hospital later. You're going to treat me like a fart and let me go......"
I'm dizzy, how come all the bad guys say the same thing after they get caught!
Chen Lin originally wanted to send the red hair to the police station, but after thinking about it, this thing is not a good person anyway, it is better to come to a black and eat black.
So, he twitched twice on the red-haired face, "What nonsense, hurry up and take out the money on your body......"
Hearing this, the red hair instantly burst into tears. Big brother, are we the real robbers, okay? Have you ever seen a robber?
Although he was reluctant to do so, after some mental struggle, the red fur still took out his wallet. Together with all the cash on his body, a total of more than 300 yuan, he was all handed to Chen Lin tremblingly.
"With this money on you, you still have the face to come out and rob!"
Chen Lin originally thought that Hongmao might have one or two thousand on him, but he didn't expect that it was only more than three hundred yuan. It seems that prices have skyrocketed these days, and it's not even easy to mix up with robberies!
"Get out!"
Chen Lin put Grandpa Mao in his pocket, and threw his wallet to Hongmao, telling him to get out of here.
If the red hair was amnesty, he quickly stood up and limped away.
At this time, the guy who was driving before had woken up, and he was lying on the ground moaning from the head that had been hit on the head. Hongmao went over to help him up, and the two of them were like brothers and sisters, and they didn't want the motorcycles that were spread all over the road, and the only thing they wanted to do now was to run away quickly.
"Wait a minute! Keep your wallet with you......"
Seeing that these two goods were leaving, Chen Lin suddenly remembered that the money on the other person's body had not been looted yet! So, with the tears in the eyes of the two car thieves, Master Chen took all the cash on them as his own, and then let the two of them get out.
"The speed of making money is much faster than moving bricks!"
Looking at the extra 800 yuan in his hand, Chen Lin thought to himself, otherwise he would go to rob the bad guys in the future!
In this way, on the one hand, you can eliminate harm for the people, and on the other hand, you can also make a fortune quickly! Moreover, with the money of this kind of social scum, Chen Lin has no guilt in his heart.
It seems that his illusion is still somewhat useful!
"You're amazing......"
Just when Chen Lin was secretly happy, he suddenly heard someone cheering behind him. As soon as he turned around, he found that Zi Ling was standing behind with a smile on his face, with two white hands on his chest, making a gesture of applauding, looking like he was worshipping.
"I wipe ......"
The moment he saw Zi Ling, Chen Lin almost jumped up as if he had been stepped on. This girl, why is it still ghostly!
"Master, you were so powerful just now! Is it okay to be my bodyguard? Zi Ling's big watery eyes looked at Chen Lin, and he looked a little excited.
"Forehead ......"
For Ziling's "master", Chen Lin is still very useful. It seems that this girl is not only beautiful, but also has a sweet mouth......
Yes, you're right, I'm the master......
"Master, I adore you so much...... I took a picture of what you did just now, and now I will put it on the Internet, so that more people can come to admire the master's demeanor......" Zi Ling blinked his eyes and made an OK gesture, "By the way, I will send a copy to the police station, maybe I will reward you......"
After Zi Ling finished speaking, he shook the Apple 6 in his hand, looking victorious.
I......!
Hearing Zi Ling's words, Chen Lin almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood! This girl even took a video!
I just robbed someone else! Although it is said that the other party is a car thief, if this video is broadcast, it is really unreasonable. If it is light, it may be criticized and educated, and if it is serious, it is possible to be directly detained!