934 Laugh and talk

"Lancelot, Lancelot, Lancelot-Strello. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info This is the name I've heard most frequently in the last month, so today we've got the person in question, let's welcome, Lancelot. Graham's characteristic cheerful emphasis kicked off the show.

Lance was already sitting in the red armchair diagonally across from Graham, and when he heard the introduction, he stood up, "I finally see you." Graham smiled and walked towards Lance in front of him, "At this moment, I should be the envy of all English." Graham ignored Lance's outstretched right hand and gave Lance a big hug, a surprise that made Lance stiffen - he hadn't encountered such a routine in England.

Lance's gaze fell on Graham's face, and he smiled and said, "I think the one lying on my bed/is probably it." ”

Graham's understatement, but sharp response, made Graham stunned, and then clapped his hands and laughed, "I'm imagining it now." The straightforward response made everyone laugh. Graham's confidence has risen a lot, and a good host also needs a good interview guest to collide with sparks.

In addition to Lance, Michael and Charlize, Emma, Giselle, Candace, Adriana and Miranda The five "mother" actors also appeared in front of the camera, which is also the first time that such a full lineup of promotional programs has been launched after the "Fury Road" was promoted.

The show was recorded twenty-five minutes later than expected, and it was clear that the situation on the scene today exceeded everyone's expectations, and even everyone began to worry about whether the premiere would arrive on time for the evening. Leaving everything else to rest, though, Graham took over the initiative and began today's interview.

Lance also smiled and looked back at the camera directly in front of him, "Who made this order of appearance?" This succeeded in giving Graham a puzzled look, "What?" The first to come out, isn't it? ”

Lance shook his head and said solemnly, "I thought the girls should come out for some interviews first, and then Charlize and Michael pass some time." As the biggest director, I sit in the next room and enjoy a glass of red wine, and then come up and make an appearance at the last minute, and that's enough. ”

"Haha." Graham couldn't help but clap his hands and laugh, "If that's the case, the audience's complaint letter should completely flood my office." Graham stood up directly, walked to the balcony at the back, and opened the sliding glass door, "Audience friends, please listen!" Suddenly there was a deafening shout outside the window.

"Children of War! Sons of War! Sons of War! ”

The cacophony of shouts pierced through the walls and glass, resonated with the air, resounded throughout the room, jumped the skin, and goosebumps crawled all over everyone's backs. Graham smiled smugly, and then closed the glass door again, but the earth-shattering shouts outside the window could still be heard in the trivial noise, and the indescribable restlessness slowly spread through the room.

"Look, I don't want to offend the audience." Graham apparently had other plans, and instead of inviting the other members out directly, he had a one-on-one conversation with Lance, "So, did you expect today's pomp and circumstance?" To be precise, it's a sight to see in a decade, and I suspect the whole of London is welcoming you. ”

"It makes me feel like I'm a James Bond." Reims' alternative interpretation made Graham laugh again, "To be honest, I expected such a scene, but England still gave me a huge surprise. Confident yet polite, strong yet gentlemanly, Graham applauded and paid respect, and it was obviously much more interesting than humble thanks.

"I couldn't help it, I couldn't help noticing, you spoke with a fluent London accent." Graham's eyes showed amazement, and Lance smiled and nodded, "This skill can give me special treatment in New York." The American woman's fascination with the British accent has always been a meme, and the members of the program team at the scene immediately understood the meaning of Lance's sentence and laughed, "Of course, it can also help me avoid being targeted by the police/inspectors in London." "Even in London, there are subdivisions of accents, and a true traditional London accent is considered an aristocratic accent. Lance was satirizing the privileges of the British aristocracy.

Graham couldn't help but clap his hands and laugh, a joke that only someone who has lived in England for many years can grasp, "So, how did you practice your London accent in the first place?" Drama school? ”

"I thought it was time for someone else to come out and share the spotlight, I thought it was part of the deal, otherwise I would have refused to be on today's show." Lance didn't answer, but pointed behind him, and said seriously, Graham burst out laughing and shook his head repeatedly, "No, after this question, after this question." ”

Lance nodded towards Graham, "After that question." Repeated, as if to give a warning, and then he answered, "Well, actually, I did it by watching the TV series, you know, 'After the Storm,' 'Doctor Who,' 'Sherlock Holmes,'...... The accent in these episodes is very standard and very life-like, and my accent teacher affirmed my performance at the beginning. ”

"'Doctor Who'?" Graham was quite surprised, in the UK, the three most famous virtual characters are 007, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who, this series has a very far-reaching influence on the UK, but relatively speaking, compared to 007 and Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who's influence overseas is slightly weaker, "Do you also like this series?" ”

"Sadly, I don't like it." Lance's answer made Graham stunned again, "What's there to be sad about?" This set of episodes is good and outstanding. ”

Lance shook his head, "No, I don't think this series is useful at all. This episode is specially made for women. Graham couldn't hold back after all, and laughed out loud again - "Doctor Who" was obviously not made for women, but Lance's serious opinion created an inexplicable sense of joy, and at the same time, it was invisibly in line with the controversy of "Fury Road", "I mean it." Lance continued, "I always thought that if you put your arms around an old man, drank wine and ate chocolate, and then watched 'Doctor Who' with you, then you were married to a homosexual." ”

All the staff in the audience clapped their hands and burst into laughter, the applause was even more rampant than the laughter, and Graham sat up straight, "You just created an awkward atmosphere in the homes of many people who are watching our show now. ”

Lance shrugged, "Yes, I hope so. ”

"Someone must have silently pushed the glass away and put the chocolate down as well." Graham also vividly performed an embarrassing expression of "as if nothing happened".

"Of course, of course." Lance gently tucked his chin in agreement, "I think if you want to watch 'Doctor Who,' you can just hide in the basement with a bottle of beer by yourself." ”

"Do you want two pairs of socks at the same time?" Graham's supplementary information made Lance laugh out loud and give Graham a round of applause - socks are generally considered to be the tools of boys in Europe and the United States. Graham quietly replied to Lance's gay meme.

Even in England, Lance's humorous eloquence still collided with moving sparks.

"Audience friends, let's welcome Charlize, Michael, Emma with applause......" In one breath, Graham pulled out the rest of the main cast of "Fury Road", and everyone walked out, Charlize and Michael sat next to Lance, and the others sat on a row of high stools in the back, "Wow, wow, 'Fury Road', a wonderful work, we invited all the actors to attend." ”

Charlize sat up straight and interrupted Graham's introduction, "I thought I was going to play alone, but you ruined my expectations. So, is this disrespectful to women? In a word, Charlize directly pulled the topic of sexism that has been boiling in recent times into the battle circle.

Graham's eyes lit up, obviously very satisfied with Charlize's performance, he didn't seem flustered at all, "No, no, of course not. The reason for this arrangement is the worship of money. Everyone knows that Lance is the boss behind the scenes. Such a special but direct interpretation succeeded in making everyone laugh, Graham turned his head to look at the group of actors behind him, "Gisele Bundchen, we all know that you are an unbeatable model, and the last time you challenged the actor, it didn't seem to go well, what gave you the confidence to participate in this production?" Giselle was about to open his mouth to answer, when Graham interrupted again and turned to the camera, "Look, the first woman I interviewed was a woman. ”

Charlize was the first to understand, and applauded with laughter, giving Graham a round of applause.

The recording of "The Graham Norton Show" went far more smoothly than expected, and the laughter on the scene could not be stopped; At the same time, the traffic around Park Lane has officially been paralyzed, and more and more people have begun to flock here, and at the same time, Trafalgar Square, which will premiere in the evening, is also ready, and the crowd is not enough to describe the pomp and circumstance of the scene, except for the "Harry Potter" movie, it is hard to imagine that there is another work that can have such a strong appeal in the UK, and it is foreseeable that tonight, the European continent will stay awake all night! (To be continued.) )