Chapter 32: The Scolding War with the Old-Timers
Liu La's battle was unprecedentedly strong, and soon, he applied for real-name authentication for his account.
At this time, it happened that Yan Zheng sent another message: "Some people can only jump for a while, and they can't jump for a lifetime." The real art of cross talk should be based on teaching people to be good and universalizing the public, and being funny is never the purpose of art. Some people and their groups, with their vulgar means to attract the audience, are destined to be short-lived. β
Yan is also an actor who has been to the Spring Festival Gala, and he still has some fans. After seeing his new content, fans who didn't know the truth immediately replied below.
"Teacher Yan said it well."
"Guo Outline SB!"
"Boycott Deyun Club, start from me, from everyone around you."
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In the blink of an eye, there were more than a dozen similar comments, many of which were meaningless and just for scolding.
Liu La really made them laugh, and without hesitation, he also sent a reply under the solemn text: "I really don't agree with Mr. Yan's words, I am still young and dare not talk about what art is, but I know what it means to be needed." In recent years, housing prices have risen, oil prices have risen, and even sanitary napkins have risen. β
"Our audience is generally young people with higher education, most of whom are urban white-collar workers. They don't need you to reason with him and talk about life. After graduating from Tsinghua University and Peking University, you earn a salary of hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and you haven't finished high school with a bad cross talk, and you are not qualified to criticize others at all. β
Mr. Yan believes that the root of cross talk lies in the education of Gao Tai, however, in fact, the reason why people come to see cross talk is completely to have a good time. Of course, we also know that it is a good thing to teach people to learn well and persuade them to be kind, but the premise is that if you want to teach others with a big mouth, they must be willing to come to see you. So, let's try to be funny first, if one day the cross talk is not funny, it will be really funny! β
Because there is a word limit on the blog's reply, Liu La's words are divided into three paragraphs.
Liu La's words were relatively restrained, and he didn't use any fierce words. After all, this Master Yan is not young, and Liu La still maintains the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly.
However, although he is old, Master Yan doesn't think about loving the young.
I don't know if this Uncle Yan is **. People are still old and have poor sleep quality. It's past one o'clock at night, and he hasn't slept yet.
After discovering Liu La's reply, he hurriedly responded: "I know you, you are Guo Xuan's apprentice who beat people, right?" I don't have much to say about people like you, and you're not qualified to talk to me. Zhao Buzhu, who was injured by you, is a friend of mine, and we often talk about the past and the present together, drink tea and play chess. This is a very pure junior, you can do anything to him, you are simply a human being! β
Liu La is angry: "Why am I in vain? I have already talked about the matter between me and Zhao Buzhu in front of the media, Yan Zheng, you are also an old artist, and you have to be responsible when you speak! β
Yan Zheng: "Be responsible for you, what kind of elders will teach what kind of children and grandchildren." Your grandfather, Yanagawa Hara, is the scum in our industry, relying on his age, he once openly embarrassed the apprentices of Mr. Jiang Bo who had a bad relationship with him in the competition. And this person is not a serious student of cross talk at all, he has no teacher all his life, and on the day he is old and dying, relying on the mercy of his peers, he worships a deceased predecessor as a teacher. Friends, just how shameless this person is, from the grandfather's humanity, you can see the grandson's conduct. β
At this time, Yan Zheng's fans also found out about the conversation between the two, so they immediately ran to Liu La's blog like mad dogs to leave a message-
"Stupid pig get out of the entertainment industry."
"What kind of cross talk family should I be, dare to love is the grandson of a shameless old liar."
"The scum is spicy, and the whole family must not die well."
Stern fans began to spray feces.
Of course, there are also some sensible fans who expressed doubts: "Hey, Mr. Yan is mistaken." Old Man Liu is the younger brother of Ma Sanye, and he has cooperated with Ma Sanye all his life and praised Ma Sanye, how can he be said to be a liar. β
"Capture one of the SB upstairs, it is suspected to be the ** of Liu La and Deyun Club, comrades kill it."
Unfortunately, whenever such skeptical remarks appear, they are immediately brushed down by countless trolls. In the blink of an eye, there were dozens of insulting and cursing messages on Liu La's new blog for certification.
The moment she saw these messages, Liu La was really angry. If Yan Zheng is only aimed at himself, Liu La will treat him as an artistic disagreement, and he can endure it no matter what. But now that he actually involves his grandfather, and the messages sent by the solemn fans are also very hateful words against Liu La's family, it is really unbearable.
Liu La directly scolded the swear words: "Solemnly, I fuck your uncle, the little master respects you as an old-timer, so he is more polite to you, but I didn't expect you to be an old immortal." What qualifications do you have to comment on my grandfather, my grandfather was a national super-grade cross talk actor during his lifetime, and he appeared on the stage a total of 7,300 times in his life, of which 53 times he performed in the Great Hall of the People, and he was specially received by the chairman 16 times after the performance. Which of these achievements can be compared to your solemnity? β
"My grandfather sponsored more than 300 college students during his lifetime, donated 6 Hope Primary Schools and 2 Hope Middle Schools, and never publicized these things! This kind of not seeking fame and fortune, can you do it seriously? β
"My grandfather has studied under Mr. Zhou Shan since he was a child, and he and Ma Sanye are the same brothers, which are all well documented. You studied under Mr. Zhao Zhenkuo, and Mr. Zhao called Ma Sanye Uncle Shi, which means that you have to call my grandfather Master Master. In terms of generation, I am a generation older than you, so you have to call me uncle. If you don't scream, it's just that, you are still openly insulting your elders, you are deceiving your teachers and destroying your ancestors! You yourself say, have you been a living person or a living dog for more than 60 years? β
Yan Zheng guessed that he didn't expect Liu La's reaction to be so intense, and there were actually a few jΓΉ. He may have been scolded stupidly, and he didn't know how to refute it, Liu La's words of counterattack were sent out for more than ten minutes, and Yan Zheng didn't reply, and was directly scolded to surrender.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Liu La tentatively sent another message: "Why don't you speak, this is surrender?" You don't want to die on the side of the computer. I kindly remind you again, your friend Zhao Buzhu is really not a good thing, you better stay away from him. I'm a person who can look at the face, I just deliberately calculated a hang for the two of you, both of you are short of prison for the five elements, be careful of being checked by the police. β
Liu La waited, but Yan Zheng still didn't answer. I don't know if I ran away or died, but I stopped.
Yan Zheng stopped talking, but Yan Zheng's fans stopped talking, and a large number of trolls began to besiege Liu La. For this kind of person, Liu La was not polite to them, and began to fight back to his heart's content.
Bing is not cold: "Liu La, you stupid pig, be careful when you go out and get hit by a car." β
Liu La: "If I'm a stupid pig, then you're a second-force." Remember, don't try to theorize with a two-force, because he will pull your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his own rich two-force experience to beat you. β
Ghost pen: "Liu La, you are a disgusting maggot." β
Liu La: "If I were a maggot, then you would be an imperfectly evolved lifeform, a genetically mutated alien, a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang, and a hippopotamus run over by Noah's Ark." You are simply the source of the word spit, the strongest waste in the history of mankind! You can't compare to a piece of gum that has been on by a dog on the side of the road. β
Yu was happy: "Liu La, your mother should have been miscarried when she gave birth to you." β
Liu La: "Miscarriage is also better than you, if your father knew that you were born like this, he would definitely shoot you directly at the wall." I wondered, when your mother gave birth to you, did she throw people away and raise the placenta! Why are you so two? Your dad must have been so excited when you were born that he threw you into the sky three times and only got it twice, right? β
One year of dry glory: "Liu La, I know where your family lives, believe it or not, I will find my brother on the road to hack you to death." β
Liu La: "Oh, it's been a long time since I've seen someone like you, who blows the so fresh and refined, I really want to print my size 43 shoes on your size 45 face." You know what, you're such a cute, charming, hard-working, hard-working dog mongrel. I heard that you have recently made a lot of money, and you have recognized Erlang God as the master, I wish you success! β
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In this way of coming and going, Liu Spicy and Yan Zheng's fans scolded together.
In fact, Liu La himself is not very good at scolding, but it is better because Liu La has the experience of a previous life. took those Internet jokes from the previous life, and Liu Spicy directly used them in the right place, and the strict fans were about to cry.
It is said that the strict fans are all trolls, and they usually scold other celebrities, and they have already scolded their experience and combat effectiveness, which is actually quite powerful.
Helplessly, they just ran into Liu La, a person who had countless network essences in another space in his head. In terms of scolding, Liu La doesn't have any opponents at all, and the only person who can compete is his master Guo Xuan, who is completely BUG......