018 Here comes the fairy tale woman of the great aunt
Listening to the very harsh sound of the siren, I enjoyed it a little, and I enjoyed it, and if the oil didn't run out, I wanted to be able to keep it like this, how wonderful it was.
"Big brother, there's a car coming in, won't you open the door?"
Tom sat motionless in his chair when he saw me, and asked me a simple question.
"Adults do things, children don't interfere, play with your express train."
I scolded.
"Big brother, I want to eat KFC."
"Eat the buns first, and I'll buy them for you after work."
"But it's cold, how can you eat it?"
"Isn't it hot in your mouth? Less nonsense, don't bother me, go aside. ”
I picked up a cold bun, took a big bite, and said in disgust.
Tom had to eat the cold bun aggrievedly, but I kept staring at the car outside, staring at the people inside who kept pressing the dripping people, feeling the anger brought by the sound of the eager car horn, my smile was thicker, I felt more refreshing, and I thought indignantly: Isn't it very dragging? It's awesome to drive a broken car, it's very stylish, see you can't keep pressing Didi now, you're in a hurry, I just don't open the door, what can you do with me?
This has been pressing the drip is no one else, it is the fairy tale woman with the heart of the femme fatale, still driving her blue BMW, playing with my broken car on a rainy night, I have to say that it is not wrong, now I control whether the door is open or not, see how you get in?
As I ignored the fairy tale woman, the fairy tale woman seemed to be unable to bear it anymore, and directly opened the door and got out of the car.
In the bright light, I saw that she was wearing a rather strict formal dress, a black tight jacket with a white shirt, a knee-length skirt, and the soft hair of the shawl fluttered gracefully with the soft night breeze, touching her cheeks that would burst at the touch of a button, and her beauty bloomed unabashedly in the dark night
I was stunned for a moment, and then I hurriedly relieved myself, I was fucking drunk, and I couldn't help but look at this girl when I saw them, but who has such a woman, maybe there will be nothing unhappy from now on.
I saw that the fairy tale woman quickly walked to the security room, and the boss with beautiful eyes roared angrily: "Where are the security guards?" Deaf? Why don't you open the door? Believe it or not, I complain about you. ”
Looking at the anxious look of the fairy tale woman, I saw a trace of crimson under the strong light, and if I looked closely, my legs were tightly clamped, as if I was in urgent need of urine, I guess it was an emergency aunt, I had to sigh at the meticulousness of my observation, so that I could observe.
I can't help but be even happier when I think about it.
"It's really feng shui in turn."
I sighed happily.
At the same time, I stood up, revealing my true face as a little security guard, and at the same time opened the sliding glass, and said to the fairy tale woman with an apologetic smile: "Miss, I'm sorry, there may be a problem with the folding door line, and I can't open the door." ”
"Huh? Is that you? ”
I looked at the slim fairy tale woman, and said again, pretending to be surprised.
"I said why don't you open the door, it turns out that you are a pervert, did you deliberately not open the door? Is it a personal vendetta in the communiqué? You're really a little belly, hurry up and open the door, or I'll complain about you now, so you can't be the security guard here. ”
The fairy tale woman is obviously really here to the eldest aunt, seeing that today's temper is more irritable than before, and the legs are getting tighter and tighter, so I can't help but want to laugh, but now I have to continue to pretend, otherwise I will be dismissed by complaints and will be lifted and shot in my own feet, and revenge needs to be carried out in a subtle way, using my genius brain.
"Pretty young lady, do I have a grudge against you for killing my father, or for taking my wife? Why should I do this? Don't think everyone is a bad person, I'm not like you, I have a conscience, and this is really a malfunction, I've had someone fix it. ”
My face did not change, and I said in a slow tone, I am going to kill her in a hurry now, this may be retribution.
"You hurry up and open the door for me, I'm in a hurry, or you'll wait for me, bastard"
The fairy tale woman obviously couldn't stand the melancholy brought by her aunt any longer, and yelled at me in a trembling tone, which caused ripples in the very quiet night, and the picture was very intoxicating.
Hehe, it's urgent, but the eldest aunt is anxious enough, but is this woman a tendon, can't she go to the public toilet to solve her physiological problems? Is there a string missing from your head? And with a pair of pliers, idiot.
Of course, I can't say these words, and I can only feel refreshed in my heart.
"Beautiful big sister, it's really broken, how can I open it for you if it's broken? I can't open this door, wait. ”
I was still kind to the fairy tale woman, I pretended to be very understanding, and my tone was very calm, I felt that my pretending at this time was very intoxicating, the appearance of a good citizen, but I couldn't see it myself.
"I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in your stinky mouth, you are a scumbag, what can't you do? Hurry up and open the door, do you hear that? You bastard, I'm going to complain about you. ”
The fairy tale woman is getting angrier and angrier, I seem to be able to see the flame burning in her hair, swaying with the wind, in the cool breeze raging in the middle of the night, it looks a little unique, it is a unique beauty with anger, but the more I look at this girl's anger, the better my mood becomes, as if at this moment I have forgotten all the sorrows of lovelorn and unemployed, and the heart that pierces is full of vitality.
"It's really a bad woman who doesn't know the heart of a good man, how dare I, a little security guard, not let you enter the door? It's really broken, you don't believe it, come and take a look. ”
In order to convince the fairy tale woman that what I said was the truth, I pressed the button that opened the folding door as I spoke.
Then the folding door really didn't open, in fact, I had already broken the thread, just to confuse the public, teasing the fairy tale woman and she couldn't complain about me in the slightest, I was indeed a genius.
"How? The door isn't open, is it? Don't use the heart of a villain to spend the belly of a gentleman, you can only wait for the maintenance person to repair it. ”
I risked my head and said to the fairy tale woman with helplessness and apology, of course, I have said that the fairy tale woman is a villain, and I am a gentleman.
The fairy tale woman saw that the door really didn't open, and looked at me with a suspicious look, and then at the motionless silver-white folding door.
The fairy tale woman kept moving, obviously very uncomfortable, I want to see if the fairy tale woman can walk, is it just waiting for the maintenance man to repair? Then this night is not going to come.
I didn't speak again, but calmly on the surface, and looked at the fairy tale woman who came to the eldest aunt with a snickering inwardly, such a beautiful and beautiful woman came to the eldest aunt's anxious appearance was really funny, which made me drunk.
The fairy tale woman's brows became tighter and tighter, and her beautiful face was also deeply painful, she glared at me fiercely, and said to me indifferently: "Close your eyes and don't look at them." ”
Damn, don't look at it, are you going to change it here? Impossible, right?
But for the fairy tale woman's murderous gaze that shines in the middle of the night, I still close my eyes very obediently, but I won't just close it obediently, I want to see if this girl is really going to solve it here, I won't be embarrassed
And when I narrowed my eyes into a slit and secretly looked at the fairy tale woman, I found that the fairy tale woman suddenly glared at me fiercely, I quickly closed my eyes, and my mind was even more confused.
"Tom, come and see what this woman is going to do."
I closed my eyes and whispered to Tom beside me.
"Big brother, that aunt is climbing the door."
Tom's voice sounded, and I immediately opened my eyes, and I was shocked to see that the fairy tale woman in the professional dress had climbed on top of the folding door, and I couldn't help but exclaim.
"Holy."
And in the silent night, any sound can be heard, apparently the fairy tale woman who was climbing the door heard my exclamation, and at the same time found that her skirt was not tightly wrapped, and the angry fairy tale woman did not grasp the folding door, her feet slipped, accompanied by screams, and fell into the community.
After I saw it, the revenge quickly dissipated, and I hurriedly ran out of the security room, if because of my revenge, let the fairy tale woman fall out of a way, this is not what I want, I prayed in my heart that the fairy tale woman would be okay, and at the same time I was wondering, why didn't this woman go to the public toilet? I had to risk climbing the door, I was really drunk.