Chapter 184: Take you to pretend
Chapter 184
Lin Tian didn't die, Su Muyun was very happy. It really scared her to death just now, and if she became a murderer like this, it would be too wrong.
But after thinking about it, she felt that something was wrong, Lin Tian was a master, how could he die so easily? It's scary to think about! O liar, deceived his own kiss.
First kiss! Su Muyun was sad, but felt helpless.
And Lin Tian had already entered the room to rest in the name of nourishing his body, he was pretending to be dead just now, which scared Su Muyun, thinking about the kiss that Su Muyun offered, his lips were soft and his saliva was sweet, a total of fifty times. Su Muyun kissed fifty times, it was so cool.
Lin Tian looked down and saw that Han Jing's bite wound had healed, he knew that since he was slapped with bricks, his ability to recover was very strong, and wherever there was a wound on his body, it would not be long before he could recover it. If you are seriously injured, you can recover quickly as long as you double cultivate with a woman.
At night, he had a dream, or a nightmare, and he was woken up with a fright. In his dream, he married Su Muyun Dan's eldest wife, Jiang Xin as his wife, and Zhou Zhiqi as his third wife...... All the way up to a hundred wives. What a terrible dream, in the end, even Hao Meng was married. This is nothing, even Xia Nan's mother is married.
What a nightmare!
When he woke up, he felt that his whole day was cold, and he was crying. He was haunted by this nightmare for the rest of the year, and then slept very unsoundly.
The next morning, he was woken up by the sound of music, and he knew that this was Su Muyun doing yoga, Han Jing should also get up for a run, and he should also get up and do push-ups.
He now does a thousand push-ups every day before going to bed and when he gets up, and then lifting 500 dumbbells. This was the task given to him by the martial arts grandmaster, and he was supposed to run ten kilometers, but Lin Tian felt that it was very time-consuming, so he didn't run.
After doing push-ups, he washed his face and began to think about what he was going to do today. It's a holiday and there's not much to do. Many high school students choose to travel or work part-time at this time.
Lin Tian thought that he was wasting time now, which was indeed a shame, and thinking of the self-driving tour route he had planned yesterday to go to Tibet-Xinjiang-Inner Mongolia, he decided to go to time.
Lin Tian turned on the computer and went to the local forum, ready to send out this recruitment message: recruit partners who are interested in self-driving travel, bring their own dry food, and take a walk-and-go trip, the route is Tibet-Xinjiang-Inner Mongolia, male or female, age 18 to 30. After editing it, he thought about it and felt that he could pull sponsorship, so he made up for it and pulled another sponsorship.
He turned off the computer, he sat for a while, and made up his mind to go to his teacher Lu today, to see what kind of company she was in, and who that foreigner was, because he dreamed that Lu Lu had become his wife, so he was not very relieved.
He changed his clothes and walked out of the room, Su Muyun was eating early at the dining table, Su Muyun: "Come here!" Lin Tian remembered the fifty kisses she gave yesterday, and he felt a little reluctant to go, so he went over and sat down. Su Muyun wears braids, wears tight-fitting dancing clothes, has towering breasts, a flat abdomen, and a slender waist, and is definitely in good shape!
Su Muyun's breakfast is milk, eggs, and bread. She has always made her own breakfast, and every time she makes an extra portion, but every time it is Han Jing, who gets up earlier than Lin Tian, eats it.
"You eat!" Su Muyun was faint.
"What about Han Jing?" Lin Tian asked. This should have been Han Jing's for a long time.
"It's already moved!" Su Muyun.
"Ah...... Why? Lin Tian didn't believe it.
Su Muyun: "I saw her leave with her luggage early in the morning. ”
Lin Tian felt a sense of melancholy in his heart after hearing this, wondering if he had gone too far last night.
"I'm reluctant. You've developed into a de facto couple? It's very powerful, a high school student, can get a police flower. Domineering! "Su Muyun.
"What is the police flower, the school flower is still done!" Lin Tian.
"Who are you ......" Su Muyun thought that Lin Tian was himself, so he expressed a very indignant look, but immediately thought that it was Jiang Xin who was someone else, and felt that he was making himself amorous.
"When are you going to move?" Su Muyun changed the subject.
"Ah...... Why should I move out? I'm so handsome, you still hate me. Lin Tian asked.
"Handsome wool! Leper Dog! You like this house so much, leave it to you, I'll move! "Su Muyun.
"Sister...... Don't be like this, weren't we all okay last time, only if I didn't interfere with you, wouldn't we move out? I didn't interfere with you. Lin Tiandai had a pleading tone.
"Yes, but you did that nasty thing in my house. I can't take it! "Su Muyun.
"You misunderstood, really, it was Han Jing who came to beat me yesterday, and I also beat her, and then we fought on the bed, we really didn't do anything, think about it, we didn't take off our clothes!" Lin Tian.
Su Muyun seemed to remember that the two of them were wearing clothes, so she should have misunderstood, and her heart suddenly became happy.
"Fight to bed? That's hi! "Su Muyun.
"There's really no way, the place is too much, I think I was going to bed with you at the beginning!" Lin Tian.
Su Muyun's face suddenly darkened, and Lin Tian hurriedly poured a glass of milk and got up to leave.
"You mean you're not moving?" Su Muyun asked.
"Where are you asking me to move to? I'm a helpless orphan, will you let me go to an orphanage? Lin Tian asked.
Su Muyun seemed to be overflowing with love, "Okay then, you can live here for the time being!" But in the third chapter of the law, you can't take any woman home, what do you want to do, go outside and open a house. "Su Muyun.
"Okay, I'll go first!" Lin Tian.
"Why are you going? Don't take me? Su Muyun asked, she was really bored, and now she didn't know what was wrong, and she couldn't even look at it. According to the practice of previous years, she was going to the company for an internship. But this year she didn't want to go.
"I'm going to find my teacher, what are you going to do? Stay at home! "Lin Tian.
"Ah...... Why can't I go to your teacher? I know that, too. Su Muyun asked, but as soon as the words were finished, Lin Tian had already gone out.
Su Muyun was angry: "Angry ghost, curse you!" ”
Lin Tian asked Hu Ba to drive himself to the office building where he saw Lu Lu last time, and when he was halfway through, Teacher Lu came, still wearing a professional suit, holding a Wen Jiàn clip in his hand, and drinking soy milk in the other hand.
She walked to the entrance of the office building, and then waited for a while, a handsome foreign guy came, this handsome guy was Lu Lude's boss last time, and she went into the office building with this handsome guy.
Lin Tian felt sour in his heart! Lin Tian remembered that Mr. Lu was engaged in foreign trade. Lin Tian thought about it and called Xia Nan.
Soon the phone was connected, and Xia Nan's lazy voice came from the other end of the phone, probably still in bed.
"Sister Nan, the sun is on your buttocks!" Lin Tian.
"Ouch, you clairvoyant, how do you know the sun is shining on my ass now!" Xia Nan.
"Yes, I saw it, my sister is bare-assed, basking in the sun!" Lin Tian.
"You bastard, is it appropriate to tease your sister like this? Perverts. What is it this time? Last time, I'm sorry I couldn't help you! "Xia Nan.
"Hey, hey! The matter of the last time has been dealt with, now I will ask my sister first, I have a friend who is engaged in foreign trade, what kind of business do you have to introduce! Lin Tian asked.
"Then you asked the right person, the Murong family's business has a turnover of hundreds of millions every day, and there are people who do any kind of business. Isn't it foreign trade, I'll give you a 10 million order for you, although we have mature foreign trade channels, this is a compensation for me who didn't help you last time! "Xia Nan.
"Sister, you're so good. Thank you! Bye! "Lin Tian.
"That's it?" Xia Nan asked.
"Do you want me to help you get dressed and pants?" Lin Tian became more and more bold.
"Okay...... Here you go! Help me put on my underwear, panties. I'm really naked and naked now. Xia Nan teased.
Lin Tian was defeated and hung up the phone in fright. Ay...... I'm scared of the baby, it seems that I'm still too tender, not an opponent.
This is called stealing chickens and rice, and it will become a tragedy.
Lin Tian took Hu Ba to the mall, and he gave Hu Ba a set of expensive suits, as well as leather shoes and belts, more than 10,000 yuan together.
"Tsk, it's really a person who relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, this bag is sandwiched!" Lin Tian gave him the crocodile skin bag. It's really decent.
"Ah, Boss, what are you doing here?" Hu Ba didn't understand it.
"Buy this outfit! Look at what you're wearing, advertising shirts, T-shirts, beach pants, slippers, and all the flow. "Lin Tian.
"Damn, how can I have any money, is it because I don't eat or drink in order to pretend?" Hu Ba asked.
"What are you anxious about, poor sling, do I want you to pay?" Lin Tian.
"Then why do you want me to dress like this, my wife still thinks I'm having an affair when I wear it!" Hu Ba.
"This is the uniform of your work in the future, we have to be tall, and people can't see at a glance that we are slings!" Lin Tian.
"I can't stand you!" Hu Ba was not happy, thinking that it was better to give me this money, and my daughter's tuition would have to be raised, if I had three books, 100,000 yuan.
But he can't help it if he's not happy, he's just a driver.
Lin Tian also bought a set of formal clothes himself, and now the two of them are wearing dog-like looks, shirts, trousers, leather shoes, Hu Ba also brought a tie and a crocodile bag.
got into the car, Lin Tian: "Today, you are the boss and I am the driver!" ”
"Big brother, let's tell me your purpose!" Hu Ba is not sure.
"Wait a minute, I'll take you to pretend to be better than take you to fly, I designed the lines with you, and the process is like this......" Lin Tian told Hu Ba all his purpose and requirements.
Hu Ba: "It's simple, I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't seen a pig run?" ”
"You can't hunch your back like this, you have to be domineering!" Lin Tian.
"Linzi, kneel and lick Lao Tzu!" Hu Ba tilted his head and stretched out his feet.
Lin Tian kicked over: "Damn, don't get too deep into the play, otherwise I'll flatten you!" ”
Hu Ba: "Let me act again, but can't let me act well, it's a test for me!" ”
"Stop talking nonsense, go inside!" Lin Tian.
Hu Ba held his bag and walked in front, followed by Lin Tian, and entered the office building together.