Chapter 27 The Woman's Parents
Far away on the Nantianmen Street in the Heavenly Court, a sloppy man dressed in tattered blue clothes, like a beggar, was wandering in front of Lin Jiawei's shop with an anxious face, and the broken fan in his hand was still shaking fast.
"Hey, Descending Dragon, why are you here?" Zhu Bajie, who had a fat head and big ears but a body like a bodybuilding coach, had just come out of the God of Food Residence, and when he saw Jigong walking back and forth, he couldn't help but ask curiously.
Jigong was also stunned, he didn't expect Zhu Bajie to be here, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Pure altar envoy, you are not comfortable managing your tribute, how come you have time to come to heaven?" ”
"Ahem, how can those tributes be enough for my old pig to eat, and I will eat it all at once, isn't it my old pig's turn to rest, so I went to heaven to relieve my hunger." Zhu Bajie can't be said to have come with a mission, and he has to keep it secret.
Then he opened the topic and said: "It's not that you have never come to Heaven very often, why did you come, and you are still walking back and forth in the shop opened at the door of this mortal, you don't want to get a haircut, no, you don't know how to get a haircut, are you also here to be an apprentice?" ”
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he was also stunned, and looked at Jigong with a vigilant face, I didn't expect this apprenticeship to be so popular, no, this guy is sloppy, there is no reason to come to be an apprentice.
Jigong looked at the puzzled Zhu Bajie, and said a little embarrassed: "Didn't I hear that a mortal came to heaven from the human world, and can come and go freely, the crazy monk has not eaten the dog meat of the mortal world for thousands of years, and he misses it very much, but after such a long time, that kid didn't send a message to me The crazy monk, can't I help but come and wait, so that I can know his arrival for the first time." ”
Zhu Bajie always heard the mad monk say something in his ear and smelled the fragrance of dog meat, and the fairy also jumped over the wall, and regretted that he didn't secretly taste dog meat when he was in Yunzhan Cave.
It's a pity that Heavenly Court is a dog in the Heavenly Court, but the dog owner is too powerful, and the monkey head was not his opponent at the beginning, although my old pig has the first artifact of Heavenly Court, but he didn't dare to provoke him, and he has been suffering from not tasting dog meat.
Now when he heard that there was dog meat, Zhu Bajie suddenly felt a little hungry, and said embarrassedly: "Then I will wait together, and let my old pig taste it when the time comes." ”
When Jigong heard this, he immediately looked at Zhu Bajie with a vigilant face, but he knew the latter's appetite, it was not blown, and no matter how much dog meat he had, it was not enough for him to stuff his teeth, so he couldn't help but wake up: "Didn't you just come out of the God of Food Residence, why are you worried about my crazy monk's dog meat again, don't give it or don't give it, this is what my crazy monk got in exchange." ”
Zhu Bajie hugged Ji Gong with a smile on his face and said: "Descending Dragon, don't be so stingy, I heard that Lin Jiawei brought something like a chair from the mortal world, but it is very soft and comfortable to sit on, go to Anlai and take you in to sit down." ”
Since Zhu Bajie became an apprentice, although the door of the store is not open, he can still rely on spells to enter and exit the barber shop freely, just after Lin Jiawei returned to the world, he came to the store, found the sofa, and sat on it and fell into it, it felt like being in the clouds, as comfortable as it was, Zhu Bajie liked this feeling at once, and he would run over to do it and take a nap when he had nothing to do.
Speaking of the mortal world, Lin Jiawei didn't know anything about what he was doing, and said with concern: "Be careful, I almost fell." ”
Liu Yueru hadn't woken up from the aftermath of the almost fall just now, her whole head was in a state of emptiness, and she didn't even notice that 36D was attacked, but Lin Jiawei's later kneading behavior made her whole body swim like an electric current, and her body felt a tingle, a very strange feeling, but then she realized that it was wrong, and anger surged in her heart.
"Smack!" slapped him hard, Liu Yueru glared angrily, this guy must have done it on purpose, he must have taken advantage of the fire to rob, and when he fell to help himself, he took the opportunity to rub oil and eat tofu, maybe Huahua was also instructed by him to trip me up, this shameless, obscene stinky hooligan.
Thinking back to her 36D attack just now, coupled with the faint pain in her feet, Liu Yueru suddenly felt a sense of grievance, her eyes were red, and the mist was filled.
Lin Jiawei was slapped by this hard slap, he was kind enough to help her, how could he still beat himself, even if you don't want me to help, you just say, what do you do to beat me, it's too much, Lin Jiawei just wanted to ask the teacher, but when he saw Liu Yueru's beaded and tearful eyes, his heart softened suddenly, after all, it was his own little white harm, and said with apology and concern: "Is it a sprained foot, you be careful, what did you do when you hit me just now, it must have been when you hit me just now, suddenly stood up and twisted your foot." ”
Liu Yueru was angry, this guy actually had the face to ask himself why he hit him, did he want a girl to say his 36D shyness of being touched and pinched by you, thinking of her body's reaction just now, she was angry and angry, and what was even more annoying was that this guy still looked innocent, which made her grit her teeth with hatred.
"If you don't like me to help, I won't help next time, I'm also in a good mood." Lin Jiawei looked at Liu Yueru, who was bitter and hateful, and suddenly wondered, didn't he just help him, was it necessary to do this, and he didn't do anything bad, so he pinched...
His whole person was like an electric shock, and he stood there, thinking of the soft and boneless feeling in his hand just now, watching the other party's reaction, even a fool knows what he is holding, no wonder the other party is so angry, I damn it, Lin Jiawei ate the gall of an ambitious leopard, and actually made such a move.
remembered that Zhang Shiming was just verbally flowery just now, and now he was still lying on the ground, he actually did such a thing, it was not the birthday star who ate arsenic, and he was afraid of a long life.
Liu Yueru saw Lin Jiawei's sudden realization, and a thought flashed in her heart, it turned out that this guy really didn't mean it, she misunderstood him, but Lin Jiawei's next move of squeezing her right hand completely ignited the power of the desolation in her heart, and the small universe was about to explode.
"Little sister, your feet are fine, it's this guy who bullied you, handcuffed!" Liu Wei, who came in a hurry, saw that his dear sister was being bullied, so he repaid it, the person who dared to bully his sister would not let him have good fruit to eat, and seeing his sister's look of shame, there must be no doubt, he came up directly to handcuff people, and brought something back to the police station
"Wait, brother, it's none of his business. You can't take him to the police station. As soon as Liu Yueru heard that her brother was going to take Lin Jiawei to the police station, she immediately opened her mouth to stop her, but she knew that when she arrived at the police station, and it was because of her own business, even if Lin Jiawei could come out in the end, he would only have half a life left.
Liu Wei listened to her sister's words, and couldn't help but be very surprised, she was bullied, how could she open her mouth to help others speak, which is not consistent with her usual image of a little demon girl.
Even Liu Yueru was stunned after she finished speaking, this villain ate his own tofu just now, shouldn't he be eager to cut him with a thousand knives, why did he still speak for him and help him intercede, could I treat him... But I was curious about the crispy numb feeling just now, why didn't I feel this way myself... Bah, little pervert, what are you thinking about, and you are also entangled there for a while.
When Lin Jiawei heard Liu Yueru call his brother again, he was dumbfounded, he just attacked Liu Yueru's 36D, and immediately came to his parents, Nima, is this playing with me?
Lin Jiawei was even more entangled, but since he was Liu Yueru's brother, it was not good not to say hello, but it was too angry to call the police officer, after all, Liu Yueru could point out the identity of the other party, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Hello, Brother Liu~"
The last word was really lacking in confidence, but it made Liu Yueru angry enough, and she couldn't wait to kick it over, so she just yelled at Lin Jiawei, that's my brother, you call it a fart brother.
Liu Wei remembered that her sister had just said that she had come to the hotel with a boy, and now she came out of the hotel together, revealing a look of understanding.
glanced at Liu Yueru meaningfully, as if to say, as an elder brother, I will help you check first, and when he turned his head to look at Lin Jiawei, he had already made a straight face and said coldly: "Name, age, address, how many people in the family, there are brothers and sisters!" ”
As for why her little sister slapped her, looking aggrieved, it was a matter between them laughing at the husband and wife, and it was better not to ask about it.
Listening to Liu Wei's tone of interrogating the prisoner, Lin Jiawei was stunned, he didn't commit a crime, why did he start interrogating himself, but he didn't dare to ask, he was weak-hearted, and he bullied his sister in front of his brother, so he had to answer honestly: "My name is Lin Jiawei..."
"Brother, don't be like this!" Liu Yueru was a little dissatisfied with Liu Wei's attitude.
"What, you're starting to care about your little boyfriend?" Liu Wei laughed at Liu Yueru.
Liu Yueru was so angry that she rolled her eyes directly, you can interrogate it, it's okay to have a straight face, but please don't look at the guy with the eyes of a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law, I have nothing to do with him.
Liu Wei was very happy to see Liu Yueru's expression, there were not many opportunities planted in his hands, and Lin Jiawei's attitude was also good, he looked so-so, so his first impression slowly improved, and he said with a smile: "How long have you been dating my sister, how did you take down my sister?" ”
"We didn't get along, you misunderstood." Lin Jiawei hurriedly explained.
"Cut, you can't come to the hotel if you don't have a relationship, you just acted, she didn't make a move, if it was someone else, she would have gone to half a life, tell me quickly, how did you catch up with my sister, I'm super curious, rest assured to tell me, my thinking is not so old-fashioned, you get on the bus in advance, and make up the ticket later, I won't mind, as long as you are really good to my sister." Liu Wei frowned at Lin Jiawei.
"Ahh I'm by you, I'll go first. Liu Yueru was really angry with these two guys.
Later, Lin Jiawei couldn't remember what questions Liu Wei asked, anyway, he used the police's skills of asking prisoners to go around in circles and ask himself how to get his hot and willful sister, and he also introduced a lot of good hotels, as for what to do, he knows everything.
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