The head of the plane was not right at first sight, and the boss's son seemed to be very uninterested in the customer in front of him, he didn't want to cause trouble, so he was busy turning around and walking away.

The chin of the flower pants was raised, and he frowned and screamed:

"Hey! Who let you go? Don't go, give this 'respectable' guest a good introduction, people want to 'buy' a car. ”

He bought the syllables very hard, squeezed his eyebrows, and a few younger brothers laughed.

"Big brother, do you want to buy a car if you want to eat? What kind of car to buy, papier-mâché car? ”

"Brother Hua, is there a model car, a few dollars, sell him one!"

"What a model car, just find a broken bike!!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed, and several customers who bought cars watched from a distance, pointing and pointing.

Lao Su's face was full of anger, but the eldest brother didn't let him speak and move, I don't know why, so he had to endure it first.

When Long Jiang saw the flower pants, it was like seeing a green-headed fly, and he was very disgusted, and he wanted to take Lao Su and leave.

But seeing the arrogance of the flower pants, he stopped again. Since he is looking for awkwardness, Long Jiang, who has a black and white Pisces in his left hand, doesn't mind giving him a chance to show his face.

He looked at the flower pants with a grin, squinted his eyes, and showed a mouthful of small white teeth:

"Flower pants, you must not say this, ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi, how do you know that I can't afford it?"

"Just you?"

The flower pants smiled forward and backwards, and the sunglasses were about to fall off.

A little lady with heavy makeup pinched his arm and said delicately:

"Boss, as poor as he is, if he can afford the cheapest car here, the old lady will sleep with him!"

"Sleep Nima!" The flower pants reached into the chick's short skirt and touched it, "See?" My horse looks down on you. ”

Long Jiang put away his smile, his face turned red all of a sudden, and said loudly:

"Don't underestimate people, who said I don't have money? Lao Su, I have more than 8,000 yuan here, how much do you have? Let's get together, buy a car, and them off! ”

When Su Wenhu heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, and glanced at Long Jiang, although he didn't know what Long Jiang was going to do, he still looked forward to Ai Ai Dao:

"I have more than a thousand in my pocket, so I'll borrow money."

The feet did not stop, and he was about to go out, but he was pulled by Long Jiang, and said to himself: "I calculate, I am 8,000, you are 1,000, a total of nine yuan, this cheapest car will cost more than 30,000, and there may be a shortage of 20,000." ”

Watching Long Jiang clumsily and settling accounts with his fingers, the flower pants were so happy that he fell:

"I'm cǎo, the best product is poor, it's really an eye-opener. Brethren, isn't it fun? ”

Everyone applauded in unison, gloating and looking at Long Jiang and the others.

The head of the plane also thought it was funny: "There are few flowers, and we have to ...... the cheapest Jetta here."

"Shut up!"

The flower pants raised his hand and blocked the words of the head of the plane:

"Nima, don't talk too much."

If you say it, you won't see the interesting scene of Longjiang borrowing money after all his hard work, and he still can't afford to buy a car.

Seeing that the shopping guides and customers around are more and more, the flower pants are crazy, and the fun is even more energetic:

"Long Jiang, I'll make another bet with you, if you can take out 50,000 yuan in ten minutes,

All the cars here, any one, I will give you a 5% discount! ”

"Hiss???"

There was an exclamation all around, and the flower pants became more and more proud.

"Really?"

Long Jiang looked surprised, but soon looked suspicious: "Can you count when you speak?" ”

"Grass, it doesn't count that I'm your son!"

Sister Pan, the store manager, was anxious and hurriedly came:

"There are few flowers, you can't do this, you have to ask the flower for instructions for a 5% discount."

Hua Pants glared at Sister Pan angrily: "What, I'm not good?" ”

Sister Pan immediately stopped squeaking.

"Don't worry, his family is poor in urine and blood, not to mention borrowing 50,000, even borrowing 20,000 is also difficult, last time I was hospitalized, I wanted to lie to him, but I didn't expect to make up for three months, only to give me a compensation of 28,000, grass his grandmother."

The voice of the flower pants was very loud, Long Jiang's eyes were condensed, and his face was cold, but he immediately regained his unconvinced expression.

Sister Pan hurriedly wrote a power of attorney:

"There are few flowers, don't make the eldest sister embarrassed, we work part-time, the important thing is the procedures and words, please sign a consignment sales letter, I have an explanation with the flowers."

The flower pants signed with an indifferent face, laughed and threw the pen, and instructed the little sister: "Don't fucking always flirt with your skirt and complain, take your mobile phone to time, start now!" ”

After all, the group was like watching animals in a zoo, and they surrounded Longjiang, scratching their ears and cheeks, and they were very happy.

Su Wenhu reminded: "I wrote a simple bet agreement, you will sign it?" ”

Flower pants dismissively: "Grass, don't believe me? Sign it!"

After finishing the pen, he threw it on the table, gloating: "Go and borrow it, there are still nine minutes and twenty seconds left." ”

Long Jiang took Su Wenhu and did not go out, but walked inside, watching one car after another.

When he saw the Touareg, Long Jiang's eyes lit up, and he pointed his finger and said, "That's it, how much is it?" ”

The head of the plane was afraid that Longjiang would smash the car in a rage, so he didn't leave an inch, and said disdainfully: "Hillbilly, this car costs 860,005, you'd better stay away from it, you can't afford to lose the paint quickly." ”

Long Jiang remained silent and beckoned to the flower pants in the distance:

"Let me ask you, do you say that I can borrow 50,000 yuan in 10 minutes, and all cars can be sold at half price, including this kind of car?"

The flower pants hugged the little sister, and came over with a shudder, and she was even more happy to breathe when she saw this:

"Haha, of course including, haha, why does he want to buy the Touareg, everyone, look, I'm cǎo, I can't stand it, who rubs my stomach for me, it's too tearing."

Long Jiang continued to smile and asked, "How many units are 50% off?" ”

The flower pants squatted on the ground with a smile: "Yes, okay, it's all done, if you have money, it's all half price, haha." ”

Hearing this, Long Jiang put away the unconvinced expression on his face, slowly straightened up, smiled coldly at the flower pants, took out a bank card from his pocket, and handed it to the head of the plane:

"Let's go and draw the card."

The nose of the plane was clouded: "What kind of card?" ”

Long Jiang smiled and said: "I have 1.8 million cash in this card, and I won't keep it, buy all this kind of car, at half price 440,000, buy 4 cars!" ”

Hua Pants and the others were stunned, and suddenly burst into laughter.

A little sister covered her ** and said, "Mom, I laughed so hard that I died, give it to Rourou." ”

Sister Pan ran over, took the card, ran to the indoor ATM machine and inserted it, asked Long Jiang to enter the password, glanced at it, and looked pale when she boarded.

She hurriedly ran back: "There are few flowers, it's not good, there are really 1.8 million in this card!" ”

"What?"

Flower pants didn't react for a while, and still had an arrogant smile on his face.

Sister Pan said it again until the flower pants heard clearly.

The flower pants were dumbfounded, and his little brothers were also blindfolded, and everyone showed expressions of disbelief.

Long Jiang smiled hatefully: "Flower pants, do you regret it and don't want to sell it to me?" It's okay to regret it, but if we meet again in the future, you'll have to call me dad. ”

The face of the flower pants was swollen red, he took off his sunglasses, the corners of his eyes were red, he stalked his neck, jumped up and scolded:

"Who the doesn't count, my dad has 4S stores in the three districts and four counties of Liuyuan, how many broken cars can you miss? Manager Pan, sell it to him! ”

Manager Pan hurriedly dissuaded: "Flower less, I think it's over, people are not unreasonable people, you don't pay a loss, let's give a little in other cars, take a step back, can't you?" ”

Unexpectedly, Sister Pan persuaded like this, and the surrounding little brothers turned their heads to look at each other, and the flower pants were a little hesitant, and when they saw this, they immediately couldn't hold back their face, waved their hands, and screamed:

"What's the matter, I'm not good at talking, sell it all to him! As long as he can get out of this door, sell it to him! ”

Sister Pan was helpless, while hinting that the head of the plane should go through the formalities slowly, and at the same time dodged and secretly called.

The flower pants gave a little brother a look, and the little brother slipped away and went on the phone.

After a while, three people entered from the door, walking and swaying, their bodies drawing dragons and tigers, all of them with their arms crossed, smoking cigarettes, and staggering in front of Long Jiang.

"Hey, friend, let's go outside and talk?"

As soon as Long Jiang raised his head, the person who came looked sideways, wore black half-sleeves, and tilted his shoulders with a thin body, looking at the person fiercely.

"Pliers?"

Coincidentally, the person who came was the hooligan who stole the money from the hospital and was put down by Longjiang.

"Grass, do you know me? It's useless to know me, I'll tell you this today, kneel down and apologize to Hua Shao, and then be beaten up, and today will be over. ”

Su Wenhu was furious, rolled up his sleeves and rushed up, about to start fighting, but was stopped by Long Jiang.

"Lao Su, you are here to draw the card, open ** to go through the procedures, I will go to the toilet with these friends to talk."

Pliers and the others had this intention, one after the other, turned into the toilet next to the customer's rest area in the distance, and the door slammed shut.

Flower pants proudly moved a chair and sat at the door of the store, and a younger brother hurriedly lit a cigarette and handed it over:

"Brothers, just here, let that little cub kowtow to me in a while, and get ready for mobile phone recording! After recording, upload it online. ”

"Let him strip naked and kowtow."

"Yes, let's each slap him a few more times, this kind of joke is very popular on the Internet."

Before the words fell, I heard the toilet door open with a "bang" again, and Long Jiang was unharmed, and walked out with a smile behind his back.

Flower pants were shocked and stood up!

I saw tongs and tigers, three social bastards who usually pat their chests, supporting each other and walking out with difficulty.

The pincers covered his thighs with his hands, and his face was full of iron;

Huzi held his waist and eyes, and his face was pale;

The rest of the kid bent his waist and stuck out his tongue several times to vomit, but unfortunately he couldn't spit out anything, just retching uncomfortably.

The pliers were lame, and walked to the flower pants with difficulty, and said with a miserable smile: "There are few flowers, my brother has planted them, you can ask for another master." ”

After that, the three of them were full of shame and fear, and they helped each other to move out, but they never dared to look back.

Shocking***, the world has moved!

Hua pants opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it, as if he could stuff a big duck egg, he stared at a pair of bull's eyes, pointed at Long Jiang, "You, you", completely stunned.

The cigarette butt with smoke in his mouth "snapped" and fell to the foot of the flower pants, and it was not until the first-class green smoke was burned that he "ah" his throat and jumped.

"There's a kind, you have a kind, don't move, Longjiang, you wait!"