Chapter 1: Something Wrong in the Eyes
This man's eyes are very wrong!
Xia Xiaodong was uncomfortable by the young man in front of him.
That look, say it's a wolf? Not very much. Although he stared at it fiercely, with shock and confusion, he moved away from Xia Xiaodong's face from time to time and turned to her.
Xia Xiaodong muttered secretly in his heart, isn't my sister just wearing a bikini? Can you see it like this?
Although he thought so in his heart, Xia Xiaodong still couldn't help but feel a little proud in his heart - of course there would be a little pride in being stared at by a good-looking male god so bright-eyed, attentive, and enduring staring at him.
The corners of Xia Xiaodong's mouth brought a faint smile, and he lowered his head slightly to look at himself.
Sister's capital is still passable, otherwise how dare she come out in a bikini!
Belch...... The little smile that Xia Xiaodong had just appeared froze on his face.
What the hell is this on the chest?! Where did the waves go?!
Xia Xiaodong raised his head blankly, and suddenly felt a little wrong.
It's not good.
As a girl with a thin waist and long legs, turbulent waves, very high appearance, and a very goddess style, Xia Xiaodong has always been distressed by the fact that in the eyes of many people, a big chest must be brainless, and her appearance is higher than her low IQ, and she must not have both beauty and wisdom, so she ...... It is often used as a vase of brainless and mentally retarded.
Therefore, Xia Xiaodong did not hesitate to put wide black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, studied hard every day, entered an Ivy League school to add a halo to himself, and became a member of the Huaxia Think Tank after graduation, and so on...... The effect is very mediocre.
What made Xia Xiaodong even more speechless was that all the males who approached within three feet of him came straight to their bodies with a clear goal, as if they were all floating clouds with their inner personalities and gods.
The latest, only on the third date, made a request for a closer one. After being rejected, he was ashamed to say, "Your body will make me decide if I need to know your inside, and your inside will determine how long your physical attraction lasts." â
Please, if you want to drag the words and make an original, what is it to copy the Internet.
In order to deal with the constant appearance of wolves dressed in various furs, Xia Xiaodong not only learned Wing Chun, which can be used to defeat the strong with weakness, and Tai Chi, but also a black belt in taekwondo, successfully achieving the equal value of force and appearance, and also successfully making himself a ...... Monkey King!
Becoming a great sage-level figure, Xia Xiaodong himself doesn't care. It's all old, it's nothing. It's her mother who is most anxious! The daughter of her family, who has been praised from childhood to great fame, has been unable to marry for a long time, so that Xia Xiaodong's mother can't bear all kinds of gossip anymore, and she decides to go out to find cow dung in person.
My mother immediately went out to top the two, and sure enough, she got a rich and handsome person to go on a blind date. The rich and handsome blind date, not as simple as finding a place to have a meal, but inviting Xia Xiaodong to a high-end private club by the sea for a day trip.
The arrangement is very good, the style is also good, it is people...... No way. Xia Xiaodong barely saw this person's eyes, because those eyes were always staring at the place below his neck.
It's another wolf, a wolf covered in cow dung.
Xia Xiaodong was completely disappointed with his mother's vision, and threw himself into the sea depressed, swimming violently.
By the time she realized something was wrong, she had swam too far. The coast has become a thin black line, and people are inevitably a little panicked.
The house leak happened to rain overnight, and I had cramps at this time.
Xia Xiaodong only felt a sharp pain in his calf, and the whole person was like a stone, sinking deeper and deeper in the sea water, and he was wrapped in the current and didn't know where to float.
The surrounding light also dimmed and gradually became dark, I don't know if it was because the water was too deep, or if it was caused by holding your breath for too long and lacking oxygen. Consciousness seemed to be in a trance for a moment, and in the blink of an eye, it fluttered out of the water.
A moment seems like an eternity.
Finally breaking free from the chaotic sense of time, Xia Xiaodong found himself washed up in the water near the shore, and when he stood up, the water was waist-high. Then, he met the strange look of the man opposite.
Two men, to be exact. It's just that another middle-aged man stood farther away, and his sense of storage was weaker.
Xia Xiaodong's heart sank.
Her gaze flickered twice around her, and she immediately realized that not only had the turbulent waves barely supported her swimsuit, but her hands and feet seemed to have shrunk by one size.
Did the strange current just now make me younger, or did I become a different person?
Xia Xiaodong only felt that his mouth was dry and his heart was like a drum, and he half-opened his lips, but he didn't know what to say.
What the hell is this place?
Or rather, what space-time?
Hurriedly raising his head, Xia Xiaodong saw that in the distance was a small building, with golden glazed tiles shining in the sun, which seemed to be a high-end villa in classical style. Judging by the distance from the sea and the fact that there are so few people in the water, this should be some private beach.
There was movement on the shore.
I saw a group of people rushing over.
It's really fast!
When I first saw it, it was just a black line that meandered and moved out of the 'villa', and in a blink of an eye, it was close. The leader was an old man in a red robe, with white beard and hair, a swallow-winged ink-colored square crown on his head, a white jade buckle and leather belt tied around his waist, and a ...... in his hand A book?
The old man in the red robe was followed by several tall and short entourages, most of them were different, and there were quite a few people who dragged and dragged behind, and it took a long time to gather over, all of them honestly half bowed their waists, standing behind the old man in the red robe.
Running fast is not without a price, the old man in the red robe has not been out of breath for half a day, he is tired from running and has breath in his heart, his chest rises and falls, and he is panting, and even the goatee more than three inches long at the jaw is shaking.
The young man who was still in the water hurriedly walked ashore and said in a loud voice, "Why did your old man come here?" If you have something, send someone to find a lonely family to go over. As he spoke, he reprimanded the people behind the old man in the red robe: "Why don't you stop it!" How can Mrs. Zhang run like this at this age! â
Everyone behind him: Master Zhang suddenly possessed the rabbit and ran faster than the rabbit, and we couldn't stop it...... Of course, no one dared to come forward to refute His Royal Highness the Prince, and they all bowed down their waists for two points, obediently admitting their mistakes.
Mrs. Zhang's mouth was like pulling a bellows, and he couldn't speak for a while, so angry that he only waved the book in his hand, and pointed at His Royal Highness the Prince, but he didn't fight in the end, and finally said: "I'm not coming?" If I don't come, it's not messed up! As a prince, how ridiculous you can be! â
Ridiculous? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was a little confused. How can it be ridiculous to learn to swim by yourself? The so-called emperor's way of martial arts, swimming skills can also be regarded as physical fitness, even if Zhang Taifu opposes it, it seems that it has nothing to do with the word 'absurd'.
"You're shameless!" Seeing the prince's confused appearance, Mrs. Zhang became more and more angry, and the scroll in his hand pointed straight at Xia Xiaodong: "Prostitution during the day!" Offense against decency! You, you, you're too much! â
The resentment in Mrs. Zhang's heart is as magnificent as the sea in front of him. As the crown prince, he has a body of honor and disgrace, but it is all on the prince!
Originally, the prince's qualifications were just Zhongping, and he didn't know how to be diligent, and within a few days of coming to this seaside villa to escape the summer, he didn't take watching politics as his first priority, and he openly went out to play in the water with women!
If it weren't for the fact that I was a little tired of reading the book and raised my eyes to look out, I wouldn't have found it! As soon as Mrs. Zhang thought of this, she became more and more distressed.
"Such a woman, in broad daylight, is unclothed, and does not know what shame is!" In Mrs. Zhang's opinion, such a woman, the prince shouldn't even look at it, and as he spoke, he suddenly remembered 'don't look at indecent things', and hurriedly ordered everyone behind him: "Why don't you find a dress for her to put on!" Get it back in the house! â
Everyone behind him looked embarrassed. It's summer and not winter, so who wears two more? Finally, a young official in a green robe gritted his teeth and tore off the robe three times and two times, regardless of the fact that only the middle coat was left on his body, and wrapped the robe around Xia Xiaodong's body in the past.
Seeing that Xia Xiaodong didn't avoid the foreign man and accepted the robe calmly, Mrs. Zhang turned his head more and more, unwilling to look at this 'shameless' woman anymore, and completely forgot that this was still his own command.
As everyone knows, Xia Xiaodong's heart has not been able to recover from the shock.
Now I finally know what it means to cry without tears.
Judging from the clothing, words and deeds of these people, this time and space ...... It's clearly ancient.
It's just a swim, and he actually swam from the territory of the modern rich and handsome to the front of His Royal Highness the ancient prince. Even if Xia Xiaodong was generous, in front of a group of well-dressed men, he still deeply felt the huge pressure brought by the bikini.
So Xia Xiaodong is still quite grateful for the green robe.
"Actually, the lonely family doesn't know this girl, and they don't know where she came from." The prince took advantage of the gap when Zhang Luo, the prince of Zhang, gave Xia Xiaodong a 'cover-up', and defended in a low voice.
"Don't know? I haven't had time to get to know each other yet! Mrs. Zhang scoffed at the prince's statement: "I don't know where you came from? Could it be a kraken that came out of thin air?! â
The prince was so depressed that he was dying, this girl really came out of thin air...... But this was said by Mrs. Zhang first......
"It could still be from there, isn't it the traitorous villains around you who sneaked in!" Mrs. Zhang spat and flew around, and then attacked the middle-aged man beside the prince: "Lin Jiaoxi! It's not your business! You should have ......"
Mrs. Zhang's words later, Xia Xiaodong gradually lost his ears. She was taken away by several of Mrs. Zhang's entourage.
Although he had just brought disaster to His Royal Highness the Prince, causing him to bear the black cauldron of 'daytime prostitution', Xia Xiaodong could only say sorry in his heart, and then left His Royal Highness the Crown Prince behind and studied his own situation.
The building complex, which was previously used as a villa by Xia Xiaodong, should be a royal summer retreat, and there are palace maids serving in it. Xia Xiaodong was dried like a puppet, put on his clothes, and tied his hair.
Xia Xiaodong didn't speak, and no one expected her to speak - she was almost caught naked, such a '****' woman, what is there to say!
Probably out of the consideration of 'being a secret for His Holiness', Xia Xiaodong was not watched, and after the two palace maids cleaned her up, they stepped back and muttered in a low voice. Xia Xiaodong barely caught a few words, and found that the two were guessing that it was the person next to the prince who used what means to get Xia Xiaodong in.
How do you explain your arrival? Xia Xiaodong hurried to think about this question and prepared to deal with the upcoming inquiry.
There was no inquiry at all.
Xia Xiaodong was quickly stuffed into a camel sedan chair and sent away.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince actually has something he wants to ask. The woman's appearance was too abrupt, and the idea of a kraken and the like seemed too ethereal.
However, Lin Jiaoxi pointed out that if the container is upside down in the water, there can be some space for people to breathe and stay underwater for a while. This is the method used by those who want to offer this woman, intending to create a surprise effect. Who knew that the surprise turned into a fright, and before the effect came out, it was a good thing for Mrs. Zhang.
Zhang Taifu knew the truth that 'when the water is clear, there are no fish', and he did not plan to find out the ministers around the prince. And if this matter is further investigated, it will not be good for the reputation of the prince. So after Xia Xiaodong was sent away quickly, under Zhang Taifu's overt or covert instructions, the whole thing was as if it hadn't happened at all.
For the people of the entire summer resort, Xia Xiaodong has never saved zĂ i at all.
What the? You ask who was the woman who accompanied His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to play in the water that day? What are you kidding, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has a noble character, a dignified personality, and a good smile, how can the dignified prince play with any woman in broad daylight? Don't talk nonsense!
Of course, Xia Xiaodong can't be himself, and he doesn't save zĂ i.
I think, therefore I am.
Xia Xiaodong has so much to think about. The top priority is, how to survive in this hellish place? Won't be ...... Kill your mouth, right?