Chapter 0425: Dao Gu Looks at Looks
Aunt Dao said in front of everyone with a nose and eyes, Zhang Qingfeng admired the five bodies in his heart, but if he admitted it in front of everyone, he would undoubtedly expose his misconduct, Zhang Qingfeng thought of this, the face that was originally a gentleman turned into a dog face, and he barked wildly: "Aunt Dao, you can really talk nonsense, I still don't talk about marriage, I don't even have a girlfriend, where is my daughter." ”
Dao Gu Immeasurable Tianzun said with a kind face: "This donor, don't shout, the donor's affairs are clear in his heart, and the poor Dao will not say much." ”
Dao Gu hopes that Zhang Qingfeng will accept it when he sees it, don't continue to shout, and save some face for himself. Zhang Qingfeng continued to bark in order to find a step for himself to be justified: "At your level, you dare to make a living, fortunately I have a good temper and am easy to talk, otherwise, if you encounter a difficult one, you will definitely kick your field, don't be abducted here, or return to your Taoist temple, and then come out to mix rice when you learn the real skills." ”
After Zhang Qingfeng finished speaking, he stood up and glared at Dao Gu, turned around and prepared to leave. Dao Gu didn't want to worry about Zhang Qingfeng, but listening to Zhang Qingfeng's words was really bad, and listening to him talk freely, he smiled silently, and said, "If the donor wants to leave, please leave the tongue fee." ”
"What do you say? I'm not good at ear, please say it again! ”
Zhang Qingfeng deliberately tilted his body, pointed his ear at Daogu, and said loudly pretending to be deaf.
"Please leave the donor with a tongue fee." Dao Gu repeated what she had just said.
"Hahahaha-, everyone has heard it, this bastard eats nonsense, and he even has the face to ask for any tongue fee," Zhang Qingfeng crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at Dao Gu with the other, and said domineeringly, "If it weren't for your pitiful bastard, just what you just said, I would have directly slapped you in the ear to see if you still dare to ask for tongue fees." ”
Dao Gu chanted "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable", closed her eyes slightly, and said in a soothing tone: "The donor asks me to show me, I have done my best, since the poor Dao has paid, you should have something in return, so that it is in line with the way of nature, if the donor is really poor, can't take out a little money, and the poor Dao does not force it, you can go." ”
Although Dao Gu had already spoken to allow Zhang Qingfeng to leave, Zhang Qingfeng felt that Dao Gu's words were full of provocation, and sneered: "Stinky Dao Gu, the focus of your dispute with me is not whether I can afford to pay, but whether you look at each other wrongly, let me ask you again, since I am not married, where is my daughter, you must make it clear today, otherwise, don't blame me for kicking your field." ”
Dao Gu raised her head, looked directly into Zhang Qingfeng's eyes, and said: "Okay, since the donor has made another request, I might as well tell the truth, what the donor said is true, you are indeed not married, but you hooked up with a married man, to be precise, the woman you hooked up with has been trying to pursue you before marrying someone else, but you have someone else in your heart, so she did not achieve positive results, and finally married another person, four months after she got married, because she was not satisfied with her married life, she pestered you again in turn, you did not stand the entanglement, so ......"
Zhang Qingfeng didn't expect a Dao Gu to be able to calculate his emotional experience, and he couldn't help admiring it, if he let Dao Gu continue, he might not reveal any unsightly secrets, so he didn't wait for Dao Gu to finish speaking, and said madly: "A stinky mouth, a bunch of nonsense, if you dare to talk nonsense again, ruin my reputation, I will really kick you." ”
One of the well-wishers who watched the excitement saw that Zhang Qingfeng and Dao Gu were in a stalemate, so he came out to play a round and said: "Dao Gu, as soon as you are a monk, he is an ordinary man, don't be like him." Turning to Zhang Qingfeng again, he said, "This teacher, I know you, you are the physical education teacher of this middle school, as soon as she leaves the family, she just wants to make some money, you can give some as you like, go away quickly, leave the rest to me, and I will settle it for you." ”
Zhang Qingfeng stiffened his face, took out the wallet from his pocket, and took out a stack of banknotes from the wallet and raised it towards Daogu, saying: "I have the money, but I just won't give it to you, unless you apologize to me, saying that you just talked nonsense, I can consider giving you a little ......"
Before Zhang Qingfeng finished his arrogance, he suddenly screamed, threw the money in his hand into the air, and then stood still like an evil spirit. Thousands of brand-new tickets were scattered in the wind, and onlookers scrambled to coax, and in the blink of an eye, the money was gone. When someone who was not greedy for money wanted to return the money he had caught or picked up to Zhang Qingfeng, he found that Zhang Qingfeng was standing motionless, his eyes were straight, and he couldn't help but be stunned.
When the people saw this, they began to whisper about it.
"This guy was fine just now, and suddenly it's like this."
Someone saw Zhang Qingfeng's eyes glazed, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, Zhang Qingfeng didn't feel anything, this person withdrew his hand and whispered: "I guess I'm enchanted, I should find a goddess to see." ”
"It's not that he talked too much and was retributed."
"How can there be such a god, I look like she has had a stroke, my grandmother is like this, she is talking, and suddenly she won't move, and she will report to the underworld in a few days."
"Don't talk nonsense, it must be an attack, so call the emergency number." Someone suggested.
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" , Dao Gu faced Zhang Qingfeng and read softly.
Zhang Qingfeng seemed to have received an amnesty order, and suddenly he was clever and immediately came to his senses.
"Where is this, why am I standing here?" Zhang Qingfeng looked at the onlookers and asked stupidly.
"Young man, you just lost your memory, hurry up to the hospital to check your brain, don't delay."
"That's it, maybe it's a stroke, and if you are sick, you have to treat it quickly." Someone continued to remind.
Zhang Qingfeng touched his head and said to himself: "Am I sick? I'm not feeling well now, where did I get sick? As he spoke, he slowly squeezed out of the crowd.
Zhang Qingfeng was as stunned as a wooden chicken for no reason, and the onlookers thought that Zhang Qingfeng had a sudden attack of illness, only Luo Yuhan knew in his heart that it was Aunt Dao who secretly did something and admired Aunt Dao in his heart. At this moment, Dao Gu glanced around the onlookers, and finally fell on Luo Yuhan, smiled and nodded, and said softly: "This donor, I see that you are full of heaven, with a round forehead, a straight nose, a wide mouth, fat without revealing flesh, thin without revealing bones, at a glance it is the appearance of a blessed person, if the little donor does not dislike it, the poor road can say for you, whether it is accurate or not, I will not take a penny from the poor road, but if the poor road is really right, just ask the little donor to invite the poor road to have a meal, the little donor is willing." ”
Before Luo Yuhan could speak, the onlookers encouraged one after another: "Young man, Dao Gu is willing to show you for free, you quickly agree, so that we can make a reference, if she can see it accurately, we are also willing to let her see it." ”
Luo Yuhan originally admired Aunt Dao's magical powers, and was about to chat with Aunt Dao and gain more knowledge, but he didn't expect that Aunt Dao would take the initiative to ask him to look at his face, clapped his hands and said happily: "Okay, okay, but I want to invite Aunt Dao to dinner first, you and I will chat while eating, how about it?" ”
Dao Gu recited the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable again, and said calmly: "The little donor is kind-hearted, but the poor road is disrespectful, and he is at the behest of the little donor." ”
Dao Gu stood up, symbolically patted the dust on her body, bent down to pick up the cotton pad and clamped it in her armpit, squeezed out of the crowd, and walked to the south by herself. Luo Yuhan shouted: "Hey, Aunt Dao, there is no restaurant over there, go this way." ”
Regarding Luo Yuhan's words, Dao Gu seemed to be deaf. Luo Yuhan followed a few steps and repeated what he had just said, Dao Gu laughed and said: "Saying that eating is not for eating, eating is a disguise, I had a dream last night, and now I go to the downtown area, I have to meet the person in my dream, I want to do something in my heart, the donor doesn't need to ask, I should know naturally." ”
Luo Yuhan basically understood Aunt Dao's words, but what he understood was the superficial meaning, but he was puzzled about the real connotation, so in order to seek the truth, he hurriedly chased after him, and asked with a smile: "Aunt Dao, listen to what you mean, it seems that you came to me on a special trip." ”
Dao Gu glanced at Luo Yuhan and said with a smile: "The little donor is really smart. ”
"Then may I ask Daogu, you and I have never known each other in our lives, how could you dream of me, and how do you know that you can find me here?" Luo Yuhan asked with a puzzled expression.
Dao Gu no longer bothered Luo Yuhan and kept moving forward. Although Luo Yuhan didn't know where Dao Gu was going to lead him, he didn't care about it, he was always by Dao Gu's side.
Ten minutes later, the two walked out of the downtown area. Dao Gu suddenly quickened his pace. Luo Yuhan was not far behind, and quickened his pace. Seeing that Luo Yuhan was always with him, Dao Gu suddenly glided two inches off the ground with his feet on the ground. Luo Yuhan also used the Kunpeng wings magic skill in Haitian Dafa, not only catching up with Dao Gu, but also surpassing in front of Dao Gu. Dao Gu also seemed to be angry with Luo Yuhan, and she took a breath of true qi, and her body suddenly rose into the air. Luo Yuhan looked up, his body spun suddenly, like a tornado, and he rose directly into the air with a bang.
Luo Yuhan and Dao Gu are like two big birds, soaring freely in the air. Dao Gu is sometimes on top, sometimes on the bottom, Luo Yuhan is sometimes in front, sometimes in the back.
In the tenth winter wax moon, although the moat is sparsely populated, someone still accidentally saw two trapeze artists. The walkers stopped, the drivers stuck their heads out of the windows, and people looked up to see this never-before-seen spectacle. Although some people clearly saw that it was a human flying in the air, they still didn't believe their eyes, rubbed their eyes, patted their heads, and wondered if it was a robot flying in the air.
At a certain moment, a powerful attraction suddenly arose between Luo Yuhan and Dao Gu, and the two were invariably moved closer to each other until they held their hands. Luo Yuhan looked at Aunt Dao, déjà vu, Aunt Dao looked at Luo Yuhan with a smile, and a sense of closeness arose spontaneously from the bottom of her heart.
The speed is getting faster and faster, the wind blows off Daogu's blue hat, and a slender and beautiful hair becomes a black waterfall in the wind, under the foil of the hair, Daogu's smiling face is getting brighter and brighter, Luo Yuhan found that Daogu is more beautiful than before, but what surprised Luo Yuhan is that he only admires and praises Daogu's beauty, but there is no trace of evil thoughts.
The pine forest by the moat was dense, and Dao Gu was optimistic about a clearing, holding Luo Yuhan's hand and slowly falling. After the two landed safely, Dao Gu still held Luo Yuhan's hand, looked left and right, and looked up and down. Luo Yuhan was embarrassed to be looked at, and asked shyly: "Aunt Dao, how can you see that I am blessed with my own people?" ”