"Ten river mussels for a piece of sugar, you don't know how to count, do you?"

"It's weird that it has to count. The old beggar said, "Give people candy quickly, the reason why I am a beggar is that I am not accustomed to acting by looking at my eyes, and I am still oppressed by you people." ”

"No, a piece of sugar and a mussel, I lose money. Yu Sheng still refused the unreasonable request of the little water monkey.

The little water monkey is also stubborn, and when he saw that he refused for the rest of his life, he sat directly on the ground and howled.

"Does this count as a beggar?" asked the old beggar for the rest of his life.

The old beggar was also happy, "Isn't this thing a refinement, and will it be used in life?"

The rest of his life played with the little monkey, "You still rely on me?"

He handed it the mussel, "Give it back to you, will I not do your business?"

The little water monkey looked at the river mussel, did not stretch out his hand, and still squatted on the ground to "croak", which was longer, harsh and annoying than the "quack" of the frog.

"Oh my God. The old beggar couldn't stand it anymore, "You can't make it for it, and it disturbs me to bask in the sun." ”

"Here you go, here you go. Yu Sheng was also annoyed by the cry of the little water monkey, so he grabbed a piece of residual sugar and handed it to it, so that he could quickly send it away.

The little water monkey really stopped howling, grabbed the piece of residual sugar and stuffed it into his mouth, ignored the rest of his life, and ran towards the river.

"It's not a loss to bring a monkey, a monkey spirit, a monkey spirit. Yu Sheng sat down and kicked the old beggar by the way, "Go to the side and leave me some space to bask in the sun." ”

The old beggar moved to the side, lying in the sun, on the bluestone steps, "Look, you are busy earning money, and now you are not enjoying the same sunshine as me?"

"It's not the same. Yu Sheng took a piece of residual sugar from the plate and put it in his mouth, "I can eat while basking in the sun, and you..."

Yu Sheng took another piece and shook it in front of the old beggar, "You can only watch me eat." ”

"You..."The old beggar saw the rest of his life "click" and bite the remaining sugar, and his expression of enjoyment was itchy with hatred.

"Well, what you just said can't be a story about rich people and beggars, right?"

For the rest of his life, he remembered that he had heard it in his previous life, to the effect that a rich man had struggled for most of his life to have the opportunity to bask on the same beach with a beggar.

After a little narration, the old beggar nodded, closed his eyes in the sun, and said lazily, "Well, nine times out of ten, the beggar told this story when he brought people in. ”

"Chicken Soup for the Soul is really available everywhere. Yu Sheng lay down, put the plate with the remaining sugar on his chest, closed his eyes and basked in the sun, and ate at the same time.

It's about mid-spring, and the weather is slightly cooler at dawn and dusk, so it's best to bask in the sun when the sun is just rising.

When the sun rises and the sun shines, it will be like a dog day.

The villagers who went out to work in the early morning came back and couldn't help but be happy when they saw that Yu Sheng was lying side by side with the old beggar on the bluestone slab to bask in the sun.

"Xiao Yu'er, why did you mess up with him?" asked Li Zheng as he passed by, picking up a piece of residual sugar from the plate of the rest of his life.

"Idle and sunbathing. ”

Yu Sheng's eyes were closed, but his ears and eyes were very keen, and when the old beggar was following Li Zheng to reach out for the remaining sugar, he was slapped away by Yu Sheng.

"He who does not work for anything is not allowed to eat. "Yu ecological degree is resolute.

"Do you have three eyes?" the old beggar withdrew his hand.

After a while, Baozi followed his father to the field to pull weeds, and also took a piece of residual sugar for Yu Sheng, in exchange for pouring a cup of tea for Yu Sheng and feeding it to Yu Sheng's mouth.

"Hey, Xiao Yu'er is also lazy to a state now. Pork Jiu, who was carrying a pig's head out of the house, said as he passed by.

"Brother Jiu, slow down!" Yu Sheng didn't raise his head, "I smell the smell of the pig's head, you leave the pig's head for me." ”

"You snatched the dog's nose? This is for Hachidou's father in his senior year of high school. Pork Nine said.

"You put it down, what do you give it to him, an old rough man, ruined this pig's head in vain. Yu Sheng beckoned Pork Nine to take it.

"People paid for it. Pork Nine said.

"That's right, put the pig's head here, call Badou and the fourth uncle, let's drink together tonight and eat the pig's head." Yu Sheng said.

"That's a good idea. "Pork Jiu is very happy, the pig's head is here for the rest of his life, not only is it good to burn, but the wine is also good.

Yu Sheng called Hu Mu in the inn to come out to pick up the pig's head, and then lay on the steps and continued to bask in the sun until a moment later, he sat up.

"What's wrong?" the old beggar looked back at him.

"This group of water monkeys is going to eat me poorly. Yu Sheng said.

The old beggar turned around and saw a group of water monkeys running towards Yu Sheng with river mussels, some holding two in their hands.

This costs a mussel and a piece of sugar, and the rest of your life is to pay for death.

"No, I'll figure it out. ”

Yu Sheng's eyes rolled around, worthy of being a person who wanted to eat a pig's head, and immediately had an idea, "This son will give you a morning and evening." ”

He pinched the remaining sugar in his hand, broke it into eight or nine pieces, and handed it over when the monkey pulled his trouser leg to change with him.

The water monkey stuffed it into his mouth and happily went back.

Yu Sheng breathed a sigh of relief and dealt with these water monkeys, and there were already a large number of river mussels next to them.

There were still some crumbs of residual sugar left on the plate, as well as a piece of residual sugar that had fallen to the ground and was disgusted by the water monkeys.

The old beggar said he could give me this, right?

He stretched out his hand: "Have pity on the poor old man, the old man has not eaten a grain of rice for three days." ”

"He who does not work for anything does not deserve to eat. Yu Sheng flashed, poured the crumbs of the plate into his hands, called the dog out and fed it.

"No, we have slept in the same bed, and you are so ruthless and unrighteous?" said the old beggar, standing up, unhappily.

"Go, who sleeps in the same bed with you", Yu Sheng said, he saw the east end of the town, Chu Ci and a group of people on horseback rushed towards the inn.

"Didn't it just now?" the old beggar shouted: "As the saying goes, a hundred years of cultivation can be spent on the same boat for a thousand years, and we can sleep together for a thousand years, so what's wrong with our thousands of years of friendship and eating your piece of candy?"

Zhou Jiufeng, who was about to run to the front, hurriedly pulled the horse and looked at the rest of his life in a wink.

"What do you mean?" she pointed to the beggar, "Shopkeeper, you slept with this old beggar?"

"The ghost slept with him. Yu Sheng turned his head and glared at the old beggar, "More nonsense, more nonsense..."

Yu Sheng was looking for a terrible punishment, and bumped into Ye Zigao driving arsenic out of Uncle Shi's house, so he said, "I'll let arsenic ride you!"

The old beggar "snapped" and covered his mouth.

Arsenic The pig has been in heat recently, in the inn pigsty, don't say that the sow is gone, and the four boars are also bullied enough.

They howled like pigs in the pigsty in the middle of the night, and the old beggar at the door of the inn was not at all restless and knew how hard arsenic could be.

Rao is like this, and the arsenic energy is still not vented.

Fortunately, the villagers saw that the arsenic pig was fat and strong enough, and they strongly asked arsenic to breed the sows raised at home.

As a result, the big breeding pig in Jianbao Town officially took up his post today.

Uncle Shi, who sent the leaves high, shouted to Yu Sheng from afar, "Xiao Yezi really raised a good breeding pig, I don't have to say, the boar almost matched me." ”

"Poof", immediately Chu Ci, Bu Ju and others were all happy.

"Be content, Uncle Shi, the boars in the inn are now doubting their gender. Yu Sheng said.

Uncle Shi went back with a smile, Ye Zigao drove arsenic over, and when he passed by Chu Ci's horse, it stopped.

Arsenic looked up at the horse's buttocks, ready to move.

"Fuck off, you're not done yet. The leaf kicked the arsenic high, and the arsenic reluctantly walked forward.

Ye Zigao wiped his sweat, "Shopkeeper, I won't do anything about this job, I'll become a pimp." ”

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