Chapter 3: Prospective Son-in-law
And Xiao Qin'er, who was sitting opposite, also looked at Yan Feng all over again, opened her small mouth into an "O" shape, and didn't close it for a long time, and finally slapped her little hand on her head violently, and said, "I'm going to go, I said Uncle Cheng, where did you find this strange thing?" Are you sure this is the person my dad asked you to bring back, not something you grabbed from the MLM nest? It's okay not to bring such a tricky person? ”
Xiao Qin'er didn't believe that this was the future husband that her father found for herself, isn't this a trick?
No, it's just a cheat!
Hearing this, Yan Feng pursed his lips and said secretly in his heart: Ya, I don't look down on Young Master Ben, Young Master Ben is too lazy to see you, it's not bad to look good, but the beautiful face can't be eaten as food, the body board is too bad, and there is a washboard.
Xiao Cheng naturally knew that Yan Feng's image was indeed maddening, but he was still full of sympathy, and said helplessly: "Miss, I also hope that he was just picked up by me halfway, but unfortunately not, he is indeed Yan Feng." ”
When Xiao Qin'er heard this, her two big eyes immediately widened, and she said angrily, "Then what's the matter with you?" Didn't I tell you that if you don't think it's good, don't bring it back and throw it away halfway? ”
Yan Feng was depressed for a while, and threw it directly? Ya, Lao Tzu is a person, not a thing! Say throw it away?
Xiao Cheng smiled bitterly: "My little aunt, I don't want to bring it back, but this is the master's order, and I can't help it." ”
Indeed, after seeing Yan Feng, how many times did Xiao Cheng want to throw it directly in the middle of the road, let alone bring it back.
However, before leaving, Xiao Qin'er's father Xiao Zhendong repeatedly explained that he would invite Yan Feng back no matter what, not to bring it back, but to "invite" him back.
Xiao Cheng knows very well that with the identity and status of the Xiao family in Shanghai, the word "please" is so weighty, there are not many such people in Shanghai, and they are so young, and there is no one.
At this moment, Xiao Qin'er finally believed it, thinking that she would share a bed with such a person in the future and live for a lifetime.
Oh my God, Xiao Qin'er felt like she was going crazy, rolled her eyes, and almost fainted without taking a breath.
"Hey, I said earth leopard, how about we discuss one thing? How much do you want, you open your mouth, after giving your money, hurry back to the countryside to ask for a beautiful daughter-in-law, if you think you are ugly, no beautiful girl is willing to sleep with you, it doesn't matter, I will give you more money, you can buy one, no, buy ten! Every day, someone brings you tea and water, washes clothes and warm quilts, sleeps with you, and is a big tyrant in your village, how cool it is. ”
After Xiao Qin'er came back to her senses, she tried her best to be calm and said to Yan Feng in a consultative tone.
What? Say Lao Tzu is a leopard? also said that Lao Tzu is ugly and can't get a daughter-in-law?
Yan Feng was immediately unhappy when he heard this, his face was as black as a potsticker, and he pulled it longer than a donkey's face.
"Besides, you don't think we're suitable, look at Miss Ben, this face, this figure, this temperament, a typical super invincible beauty, and you? If you don't say it, others still think that you are a beggar disciple or a rag collector, how can we not look at it as a good match, where can the pheasant match the phoenix? No matter how high the toad jumps, it can't eat swan meat, right? ”
Seeing that Yan Feng didn't answer, Xiao Qin'er said again, omitting 10,000 words from the back.
What? It's okay to say that Lao Tzu is a bun, but he still says that he is ugly, where is this young master ugly?
What's even more annoying is that he also said that he was asking for food, collecting rags, toads, and pheasants......
Yan Feng finally couldn't hold back his anger, and squinted his eyes and said unceremoniously: "Where is the soil of Young Master Ben?" What's ugly? You don't look at yourself first, you look like a washboard, and your ass is so small, can you have a son? It's your blessing to marry Young Master Ben, but you still dislike Young Master Ben, and Young Master Ben still doesn't want to see you. ”
Washboard? Small butt? Can't have a son?
Xiao Cheng was petrified in an instant, Xiao Qin'er opened her mouth even wider, and her chin was about to fall to the ground.
"Ah, you bastard, you dare to say this about me, I will fight with you!"
After half a ring, Xiao Qin'er finally came back to her senses, and suddenly jumped up from the sofa and pounced on Yan Feng.
Xiao Cheng reacted quickly enough, hugged her from behind, and said, "Miss, you are not in good health, don't mess around, calm down!" Calm! ”
"I don't care, I'm going to kill this bastard."
Xiao Qin'er was hugged to death, but she opened her teeth and danced her claws, scratched with her hands and kicked with her feet, like a crazy lioness, which did not match her weak body at all.
This is the first time Xiao Cheng has seen Xiao Qin'er get so angry, although Xiao Qin'er is rude and willful on weekdays, she is not so out of shape.
However, this can also be understood, with the status of the Xiao family, Xiao Qin'er in Huhai is like a little princess, she is pampered by all kinds of people on weekdays, and she is very delicate, how can she stand such words.
Besides, for a girl, the words no breasts and no ass are absolutely lethal.
Especially Xiao Qin'er, a noble lady with countless suitors, can't accept such words.
Yan Feng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, yes, you are only allowed to scold Lao Tzu, can't Lao Tzu tell the truth?
Although Xiao Qin'er was mad with anger, her body was too weak to break free from Xiao Cheng, so she had to say: "Uncle Cheng, let me go, I'm going to call my dad and get this bastard away." ”