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Young Master Long glanced back and secretly glanced back, and found that all the people were standing in horror thirty meters away from the accident, looking at this place in embarrassment.

Young Master Long scolded in his heart, this group of bastards, there is a bomb, none of them dare to come up to save me, they are all hiding far away.

Looking at the two enemies in front of me, this is really a living enemy, and they are still arguing! Lao Tzu's life is very precious, and I must not enjoy a bomb with you at such a close distance. Young Master Long began to secretly retreat.

Young Master Long didn't take two steps back, Li Huaifeng got angry, grabbed Young Master Long, and yelled: "Explode!" Fry it! Damn, I'm not alive anymore, everyone don't live, it's a hundred to die together. Which button is the one that controls this bomb? ”

Young Master Long clutched the remote control in horror: "She's your girlfriend!" ”

Li Huaifeng said: "It doesn't matter, Lao Tzu doesn't want to live anymore!" You fry! ”

Zhong Meijia was even more energetic: "Fried!" Explode! Who's afraid of whom! I won't be intimidated by you! Young Master Long, you can rest assured to blow up boldly, and it will be ours to blow up! ”

Young Master Long said in his heart that I am really miserable, why did I meet you two strange people!?

Young Master Long said: "Hey, hey, just talk, don't grab the remote control, it's very dangerous!" ”

"Fried!" Li Huaifeng said: "Let's die together today, we can be regarded as a companion on Huangquan Road!" ”

"Fried!" Zhong Meijia said: "Today, you are the king of the turtle, raised by three fools." ”

Young Master Long was about to cry, and his heart said that you two quarreled, what does it have to do with me!? I had no choice but to persuade hard, sincerely, and bitterly: "Don't get too excited, there will always be a solution to things!" Husband and wife, fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, don't be so violent at every turn. ”

Zhong Meijia said: "You don't have to persuade us, I can see that I don't matter to him at all." You give me the remote control, you don't up! ”

Young Master Long put the remote control far behind him, avoiding Zhong Meijia: "Eldest sister, you dissipate your anger, you dissipate your anger, today is not my right, am I not right?" I caused you to quarrel, I was wrong, let's talk about it another day, okay? ”

Li Huaifeng said: "Fried!" Must be fried! If you don't blow it up today, you'll be beaten by your grandson! ”

Young Master Long cried: "You don't have to say a word to me, it's so ungraceful to be so noisy with girls!" Especially Zhong Meijia is so good-looking! ”

"It's good-looking, it's a fart! I have a lot of girlfriends, and I don't care if I'm alone! Zhong Meijia said: "Li Huaifeng, you said that you like Hamasaki Jing, and I also let you be with her, I am a girl from the Zhong family, and I am willing to share a man with Hamasaki Jing, I feel that I am already very cheap!" But I never thought that in your heart, I would even be like one of her cars! ”

"When did I say you're inferior to a car!?" Li Huaifeng said: "Aren't I here to save you?" You ask Young Master Long, did I beat her hard? ”

"Ruthless!" Young Master Long said: "That's really ruthless, the first punch came up, I felt dizzy, and I don't know too much about the many things that happened after that." I assure you, he really cares about you! ”

Young Master Long saw that he couldn't persuade him, these two people were very excited, if he really grabbed the remote control and exploded the bomb, how unjust would he die!?

Young Master Long said, "Two! Two of you! Either that, you allow me to take a few steps back, and then you can do your own research or not, okay? ”

Li Huaifeng slashed his hand with a big mouth: "Fuck! Didn't you do all this!? Now how many steps back are yours!? ”

Young Master Long covered his face: "I'm just mentioning a ......." ”

Zhong Meijia had already been untied by Li Huaifeng, and at this time, she also slapped a big mouth and slapped it on Young Master Long's face: "What is the most vulnerable thing about women?" Is it that your self-esteem has been completely crushed!? And it was crushed by the man he loved with his own hands, and then stepped on and crushed! ”

Young Master Long covered his face, and suddenly knelt on the ground and cried: "Godfather and godmother, you two are my father and mother!" I beg you to spare me, the bombs and the remote control are here, it's so scary. ”

Li Huaifeng snatched the remote control with his hand and said to Zhong Meijia: "This fool has been stunned, what kind of godfather and godmother, and father and mother, there is no logical thinking at all." ”

"Yes." Zhong Meijia hugged her shoulders: "This kind of IQ is also kidnapped by others!?" ”

Li Huaifeng took the remote control and said to Zhong Meijia: "Meijia, I know your intentions, and you also know my intentions, it was just a slip of the tongue just now, even if I was wrong, you forgive me, we are all people who are going to get married, don't quarrel anymore." ”

Zhong Meijia pouted and said shyly: "You still know that you want to get married!?" There is not a single marriage proposal ceremony, diamond rings, flowers or anything, none of them, who wants to marry you. ”

Li Huaifeng scratched his head: "This kind of thing has to be a surprise, I can't tell you in advance, I'm actually already operating." ”

"Really?"

"Really!" (Li Huaifeng lied, it turns out that lying at this time will lead to eternal life, and go to hell to tell the truth)

Zhong Meijia hugged Li Huaifeng's neck with emotion: "Bad brother, I know that you will not leave me alone." ”

Young Master Long was stunned.

Who are these two!? Are you still in shape!? This division and integration, one time you will end up together, and the next time you will show your affection undisguisedly, what do you want? No, I can't stand it anymore, if I entangle with you again, I'll die in a daze, no, I'm leaving!

Young Master Long said as he stepped back, "Take a look, isn't it?" Isn't this misunderstanding solved? Live a good life in the future, respect each other like guests, right....... ”

Li Huaifeng rushed over with an arrow step, pulled him over, and said indignantly: "In the whole incident, it is this culprit who affects the relationship between the two of us-Young Master Long!" Today, I must kill him in front of you! ”

Young Master Long thought to himself: Yes, what are you afraid of, sure enough, the weird plot will always go in a direction that is not in my favor.

"I ask you, who planted the bomb?"

"My men." Young Master Long cried.

"Will it be demolished?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Young Master Long turned around and waved his hand: "Who's that, hurry up and defuse the bomb." ”

A little brother came over tremblingly, divided five by two, and dismantled the bomb on Zhong Meijia's body.

Li Huaifeng put one hand on the little brother's shoulder: "I said brother, you also installed this bomb, right?" ”

The little brother immediately burst out: "Big brother, don't blame me, it was instructed by Young Master Long, I don't dare to be disobedient!" ”

Before Young Master Long could speak, Li Huaifeng snapped with two big mouths!

"I should have guessed it was you!"

Zhong Meijia squinted her eyes: "Hey, do you still need to guess!?" Bad brother, let's not quarrel again in the future, okay? ”

Li Huaifeng said: "Meijia, you are really quarreling, I am pretending." ”

"Pretended?"

Li Huaifeng said proudly: "If I don't quarrel with you, how can I attract his attention?" How do you get us to get straight to him so that he doesn't dare to press the button? How can I snatch the remote control and let someone defuse the bomb, I can be blown up, but no matter how much I lose my temper with you, I won't really let you be blown up. ”

Zhong Meijia was moved: "Bad brother, you are so good." ”

Young Master Long hurriedly arrived: "Oh, so that's the case, oops, you really think about Meijia everywhere, you are really a model for men, a model for boyfriends!" ”

His little brother also learned it instantly, and said seriously: "Yes, yes, Miss Meijia, you really found a good boyfriend, such a boyfriend really gives people a sense of security!" ”

Young Master Long said: "Look at them, are they handsome men and beautiful women?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes." His little brother immediately said: "The man is more handsome than Andy Lau, and the woman is more handsome than Angelina Jolie!" ”

Li Huaifeng backhanded a big mouth: "Use what you say, everyone on the earth knows it!" ”

Zhong Meijia said: "Bad brother, he said he wanted to play with me." ”

Young Master Long's eyes immediately widened, and he said in his heart: It's bad, this girl is going to make it bad!

"Huh!?" Li Huaifeng stretched his arms and sleeves: "You want to play with my beautiful, sexy, naturally beautiful, and beautiful bubbling Zhong Meijia!?" ”

Young Master Long immediately waved his hand and explained, "No, no, no, I didn't mean to play with her, I meant ...... Oh, I mean everyone makes a game together, and you see how successful this game is! ”

Li Huaifeng slapped two big mouths again: "You talk nonsense, you lie!" ”

Young Master Long said in his heart, you guys are doing it on purpose, such a retarded dialogue, it's obviously deliberate, who is playing whom? But he didn't dare to say it, Li Huaifeng likes to play, he still has to play with him, maybe there is a way to live!

Zhong Meijia said: "He also said that just my pair of long legs is enough to play for a month!" ”

Li Huaifeng picked up Young Master Long and began to beat: "I'm the next Olympics!" I'm the next Olympics! How dare you say it! One month!? Mika's legs are so beautiful, you said it was enough to play for a month!? I'm not bored playing for a year! ”

Young Master Long vomited blood and was ruthless in his heart, but he also had to continue to pretend: "No, no, no, I mean, not for more than a month, and I won't get tired of playing for a lifetime?" ”

"Play for a lifetime? I'm the second Ao, my girl, you really want to play!? I tell you to play, I call you to play, I call you to play, I call you to play ....... ”

Li Huaifeng beat Young Master Long to death.

"I'm wrong, brother, I don't play, I don't play, I don't play!"

"Don't even play to the death? Mika is disgusting to you!? Mika makes you sick to your stomach!? I call you nonsense, I call you nonsense, I call you insult the beauty of Mika! ”

Young Master Long felt that he was going to hang, he was really going to hang.

"Brother, I didn't mean that, I mean, Meijia is fun, especially fun."

"I'm the next Olympian! Do you mean you've played!? Yes? You've played it! You've played it! I told you to play! I told you to play! ”

Zhong Meijia pushed Li Huaifeng: "Bad brother, he ...... It's like dead. ”