Chapter 185: Whoever comes to borrow money will be killed

Liu La continued-

"This guy of the Jade Emperor is a curious person, so he sent the heavenly soldiers around him to see what was going on. After a while, the Heavenly Soldier came back and reported that the Jade Emperor said that it was such a thing, it was an ancestral treasure of Liu Tianjun's family, and a seven-treasure coral tree was shining.

Yes! This Jade Emperor liked it very much, and sent the heavenly soldiers again, "Go, you want me to come and go." ”

Tianbing shook his head: "No, people can't give it to you, this is left by other people's ancestors, and each generation points to this treasure to cultivate into immortals, and if you give it to others, you will break the immortal relationship." Liu Tianjun said that this treasure can only be passed on to his descendants and grandchildren. ”

"Ah, that's right." The Jade Emperor was very troubled, and asked the Heavenly Soldiers: "Then how can I become his descendant and grandson?" ”

"Don't, don't, there's no such thing as you!" As soon as they heard this, the other immortals hurriedly stopped them.

Blocking is blocking, but there is a rule in the sky, this immortal can't move mortal hearts, and if he does, he must be realized. The Jade Emperor was considered to have moved his mortal heart in this way, so the immortals had no choice but to extract a soul from the Jade Emperor's body and reincarnate it into Liu Tianjun's family, becoming Liu Tianjun's son, named Liu Changsheng. β€œ

Having said this, Liu La smiled: "After that, this Liu Changsheng cultivated into an immortal, and finally became the Emperor of True Martial Arts. This is a very complicated story, there is a separate book about him called "Journey to the North", which is estimated to take two months if you talk about it in detail, so let's talk about it briefly and let you have a general understanding of this character. ”

Gossip is less, the book is back to business, our story has to start from the door of the Zhenwu Temple.

On this day, in the golden autumn of October, a person came to the gate of Zhenwu Temple. Standing at the door, the man looked inside, and finally asked the old man at the gate of the temple: "I'm sorry for you, is there an Uncle Jia playing chess with you?" ”

Xiao Lao Dao thought for a while: "Yes, who are you?" ”

This person laughed twice: "You help me go in and find this Uncle Jia, just say that his brother is looking for him." ”

"Hey, come on, just wait." The little old man didn't dare to slack off, and hurried into the temple to find someone. And the owner of the search for someone is waiting outside the temple.

To introduce, this person's surname is Ma and his name is Ma San. Are he and this Jia Boss brothers? Yes, but not brothers, but brothers.

They are brothers, the eldest brother is Jia Lao, the third brother is Ma Laosan, and there is a second brother called the second brother.

Some friends may wonder, why is this person's surname boring? Is there a surname like this in the hundred family names? You're right, it's really not, it's a Manchu surname.

What is this Ma San looking for Boss Jia to do, to put it bluntly, just borrow money in two words.

Ma San's family has not been in good condition for the past two years, and they have all moved from the city to the suburbs. Isn't this the root of the year, he pondered that Boss Jia would borrow some money and turn it around, so that he could have a stable year.

After all, he is his own righteous eldest brother, and he can't open his mouth when he tells others, so he can only rely on his brother's help.

Standing at the door and waiting for three or four minutes, Boss Jia came out, and when he saw Ma Laosan, Boss Jia hurriedly greeted him: "Yo, three brothers, why are you here?" Let's go to the house and eat. ”

"Don't, big brother, don't be busy first, I'm here to beg you for something." Ma San looked ashamed, it was really not easy to find someone to borrow money and open his mouth, and he held back for a long time before he finally held back a sentence: "I want to take care of you to borrow some money, do you have such two or three taels of silver to lend me to redeem it, and I will do some small business after the New Year, and repay you with interest!" ”

"Borrow money?" As soon as he heard this, Uncle Jia couldn't help but be stunned and laughed twice: "Brother, don't be busy yet, it's easy to talk about whether to borrow money or not, so let's take you around the temple twice." ”

Ma Laosan was in a hurry, unwilling to turn around with him, and said in his heart Do you mean to borrow or not to borrow in this circle? But it was not easy to ask directly, so he had to be dragged into the temple by Boss Jia.

Coming to the gate of the temple, Boss Jia pointed to the mud tire of the second general at the door: "Brother, what do you think of these two?" ”

Ma Laosan didn't understand what he meant, so he had to think about it and said: "Look at these two, they are magnificent, golden helmets and golden armor, heroic and extraordinary, they look like they are going to lend money to others!" ”

"Alas, brother, it's a bit of a pity for your wording!" Hearing Ma Laosan's words, Boss Jia pouted: "Brother, have you found out, these two are actually on night duty at the gate, humming day and night, they don't even have a stool, how do you think he has the money to lend you?" ”

"Hey, big brother." Hearing this, Ma San chuckled in his heart, and before he could say anything, Boss Jia dragged him in again. Moving forward, the two walked to the Heavenly King Palace, and the faΓ§ade of the palace is dedicated to the four heavenly kings, that is, the four brothers who play umbrellas, raise snakes, play swords, and play the piano.

Boss Jia asked Ma San: "Brother, what do you think of these four heavenly kings?" ”

Ma San: "The four immortals drink and play the piano, they are so happy, and when they look at it, they specify that they have spare money in their pockets!" ”

"Alas, wrong, wrong!" Boss Jia sighed: "Don't look at these four people, in fact, there are two groups, one group of people with umbrellas, and one group of other three." Why umbrellas? No money, embarrassed to meet people! Besides, the three who play snakes, play the piano, and dance swords, these are the Tianqiao practice stalls, belonging to the folk idle artists, you think, they can lend you money? ”

As they spoke, the brothers continued to walk deeper into the Zhenwu Temple, during which they passed by the Maitreya Hall and the God of Wealth Hall successively, but as in the previous two halls, as soon as Ma San opened his mouth, Boss Jia would have countless words waiting for him.

In the end, the two of them finally came to the main hall of the Zhenwu Temple, which is dedicated to the Zhenwu Emperor. At this time, Ma San has also learned to be smart, he thought about it, I still don't say it, anyway, I'm afraid that you can pick up whatever you say, I'll listen to you.

Boss Jia was also not polite, and pointed to the emperor in the hall: "Brother, look, the emperor is disheveled, and he doesn't even have a shoe, does he look like he is rich?" You are looking at the divine beasts on the left and right sides of the emperor, and the turtle is shrinking its neck, which is obviously afraid of the creditor. The snake was coiled together, and it was so hungry that it couldn't stand up straight. Do you think he can lend you money like this? ”

"Hey, big brother, what you said is not right, Master Zu still has a sword in his hand, this sword is always worth some money, right?" Ma San can be regarded as finding a loophole in Boss Jia's words, and hurriedly gave birth.

"Wrong, brother, you're still wrong." Boss Jia shook his head again: "What does Master Zu actually mean by holding this sword in his hand?" It means that whoever borrows money will die. ”

"Haha, huh." The audience burst into laughter...... (To be continued.) )