Chapter Fifty-Six: The Bald ...... Can't believe it
At the end of the show, the audience got up and left the side door, and there was a lot of noise, mostly talking about tonight's trip.
saw the handsome guys and beauties in the dream of Red Mansions;
saw a wonderful show;
What is even more unexpected is to see a young singer who is proficient in multiple instruments and has a high degree of attainment in composing and writing lyrics.
He was very humorous and funny, shaking out a lot of never-before-heard jokes, making the audience laugh all night long.
After this show was recorded, the audience wanted to end up with Ren Qian, and then block him on the road or tie him into a small black room, and from then on listen to him tell jokes.
Ren Qian also knew that leaving with the audience was an act of death.
Not to mention delaying time, it also hurts his body, so he chose to follow the host to the lounge to 'wait', and he can also chat with Wang Han and talk about life.
However, he soon discovered that this decision was also wrong - Wang Han has a unique personality charm, and his conversation and knowledge are extraordinary.
Needless to say, without a certain amount of talent and ability, you will definitely not be able to climb to your current position.
But if you are talented, you will be conceited, and this conceit is not arrogant and nose to the sky, but you want to control everything absolutely, such as hating being interrupted on stage, and tirelessly trying to persuade people who have different views from him offstage.
Just now, Ren Qian accidentally said something completely different from him and seemed to make sense.
Wang Han instantly entered the state and began to rack his brains, trying his best to use his eloquence and knowledge to analyze and argue from all aspects......
Although the head is the Tao, Ren Qian is very painful!
Go in your left ear and go out in your right ear.
A perfunctory smile slowly welled up on Ren Qian's face.
……
After dozens of minutes, Wang Han's mouth was dry, but Ren Qian was still sitting calmly, with a professional smile on his face, looking at Wang Han demonically.
If he could, he really wanted to make a capital fool out of his face at the moment:
"Lao Tzu has no intention of fighting for right and wrong, and I don't want to play any debate game with you, can you be quiet?"
Isn't it enough that when the studio is recording a show, he speaks most frequently and is not happy to be interrupted?
Maybe it's also an occupational disease......
Ren Qian sighed in his heart.
About half an hour later, at 0:40, a beautiful secretary ran in front of the two.
"Mr. Ren, is it? Our director asks you to move to meet us. Please come this way with me. ”
Ren Qian breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been pardoned.
I can finally get up and say goodbye to this jar of words.
He followed behind the soft and cute beautiful secretary and walked through the corridor with a twist of his buttocks.
When he walked out of the door of the lounge, Ren Qian had the illusion that he had escaped from the sales organization.
Circling around, the two of them came to the door of a certain hall.
"I'll go straight in, you can leave, thank you for leading the way."
Turning around and smiling slightly, Ren Qian stood outside the door and tidied up his appearance, and pushed the door straight in.
it, what's going on?
Two capitalized bewilderments appeared on his face, tears burst out of his eyes in an instant, and he hurriedly closed the door and took two steps back.
"Director Hong, turn off the lights and I'll come back ......"
"Turn it off...... Now, let's make it clear that you are not allowed to laugh at me. ”
A very resentful voice came from inside.
"Who is willing to laugh at you, if you don't look for me, I will go home early and get into the bed. It's okay to open the skylight and say something, but don't turn on the lights......"
"Come in......"
Ren Qian covered his eyes and walked into the house nervously. It wasn't until he felt that there was really no strong light shining on him that he crossed a line of fingers and looked around.
Today's catastrophe is not dead, I saved a pair of eyes, and I will never dare to be reckless in the future.
Ren Qian secretly wondered in his heart.
He suddenly discovered a universal truth, that is, crossing is always accompanied by thrills.
In the novel, some of the time-travelers have their own sarcastic aura - if you go to a bar to drink, you will inevitably run into thugs looking for trouble;
Participating in the party will also be targeted by the rich second generation;
Even if you have a girlfriend, you will be drugged and molested by all kinds of perverts......
And as a traverser, he didn't have his own aura of ridicule, but he encountered some 'strange people'.
Aunt Fei Fei's unique cooking skills destroy his stomach;
The nurse's sister, who has practiced good kung fu since he was a child, held back his evil fire;
and this fanatic who is keen on high-performance art almost blinded him;
I don't know what strange things I will encounter in the future, is this the legendary crossing aura?
Do you want to pit again?
It seems that we can't take it lightly in the future, otherwise we will have to wear it back again." ’
Ren Qian shook his head, thinking about hurrying up and perfunctory here, and then go home.
Put down the hand that covers your eyes,
He was momentarily stunned.
As the saying goes, when a light is turned off, there are thousands of lights, and when you turn off thousands of lights, there is still such a shining head!
A bald head that is 'shiny and shiny, and is really peugeot'.
Looking closely, Ren Qian found that this was not just a bald head.
It's a rice ball! A round and plump rice ball!
"Which barber in Gangnam City did this?
It's really unconscionable, just shave off your hair, and you actually shave your eyebrows! ”
Ren Qian was terrified for a while, Jiangnan City was indeed Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"Don't open the scars, let's talk about something else.
The last time you said 'I'm a singer', it seems a bit tricky...... A singer competition is at most 30 minutes, how can the content be expanded? Moreover, the market is full of this kind of show now, and it is even more difficult to stand out.
Jiangnan Satellite TV will not allow this kind of program to be broadcast. ”
Director Hong said sickly that Jiangnan Satellite TV has always been the innovation boss of provincial TV stations, and it is impossible to ruin a program to ruin its reputation.
"This show can be exciting, but there are so many things to explain, let's meet and talk next time."
Ren Qian waved his hand, thinking that next time I would wait for your eyebrows to grow and look less abrupt. Now like this, it's really scary.
Bidding farewell to Director Hong, Ren Qian dragged his tired body to his home, and as for the quiet night scene in Jiangnan City, he didn't have the heart to pay attention to it.
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Back home, it was late. The nurse's sister curled up in the bed, heard the noise, rolled over, and rolled up more than half of her tight pajamas.
This Nizi, it can't be to seduce me, right?
"Brother Qian...... If you become the king, will you become bad and have illegitimate children with fans? ”
Forehead.
Ren Qian tiptoed to the side of the bed, gently patted the nurse's sister's buttocks, and seeing that the nurse's sister didn't respond, he became a little more bold and changed his beat to rubbing.
The kneading action is very gentle.
There's a word that describes this action very well - eighteen touches.
As for the meaning of this reverie-inducing word, Ren Qian doesn't know, only that the nurse's sister's hips feel very good......