Chapter 260: What do you want people to be swollen like?
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"Flower goddess, don't come unharmed. It's very moisturizing. ”
But my family's boiled cabbage, you don't have a chance to match it in your life. ”
The flower goddess sat on the ground in surprise, this little fart child is really not an ordinary person.
"Sisi, please spare me, I really didn't do anything, really."
She wanted to grab Sisi very much, wondering why she couldn't strangle such a little jumping bean, but she was wrong, and her outstretched hand couldn't reach in front of Sisi.
Seeing that he couldn't get the slightest benefit, he quickly withdrew his hand, "Sisi, you have always been a kind-hearted person, so you can pity my lonely old woman."
I'm a lonely old woman, and I can live for a few years without relatives and no reason, so you just let me be a fart and let me go. ”
Sisi held her little face with both hands, and her face was harmless to humans and animals.
After a long time, he spoke, "Your fart is very expensive, and it costs five thousand taels as soon as you get started." ”
Yes? The flower goddess was surprised again, she felt that she was unconscious, how could she even know this.
No, it is said that the silver was blackened and blackened, how did Sisi know.
"Sisi, what are you talking about, I don't understand."
"Hmph." Sisi laughed coldly, "My memory is really bad." It was the time I went to Beijing to receive the reward, and you didn't do a lot of bad things. ”
The flower goddess was shocked, and quickly kowtowed, "Sisi, don't blame me, I didn't catch any of them, it's all your aunt, no, Tian Sui'er asked me to do it?" ”
"Phew, it's strange that a mountain village girl has such knowledge, I'm surprised, how can even the capital know that I'm a fox spirit, and my feelings are you, an old immortal." Suddenly, a dagger suddenly appeared out of thin air in his hand, "The fox spirit is going to eat your heart and liver, your heart is black enough, ruthless enough, and you like it at all." ”
"Ah——。 No. "The flower goddess really ran away this time," I said, I really said, as long as you go around me and don't die. I tell you a secret, a big secret. ”
I'm afraid, Sisi is proud, this kind of old immortal has to be cleaned up like this.
But for the sake of the old immortal's idea to make a lot of money, maybe you can give him a good time.
"Less nonsense. Take the heart, what big secrets can you have,. Old paper now wants to eat his heart, and he doesn't want to hear secrets. ”
"Sisi, it's really a big secret, really, really, I didn't lie to you, I really didn't lie to you."
When the flower goddess finished speaking, it was really a bit shocking. Sisi bit her lip and thought about it, since this is the case, it is even more impossible for you to live.
With the snap of a finger, a wisp of golden sand rose in the center of the earth, enveloping the flower goddess.
The next moment, a ball of golden sand rolled up with a cloud of bad air, suddenly appeared in the dilapidated house, the cold wind blew, the golden sand disappeared and the bad air dissipated, and the world was clear again.
I am in a very good mood to eliminate harm for the people. With a leisurely pace, he walked out of the dilapidated hall.
Fleas and money skewers rushed over.
"Sisi, big fat sheep." Qian Chuanzi rubbed his hands eagerly, "This inconspicuous old man is actually so fat." To say the least, you can get more than 100,000 taels. ”
"It's not all hers, it seems that Gu Pinzhang didn't make a lot of money when he was in disaster relief."
Flea swallowed his saliva, "Do you want to inform the boss that this old dog has been handled, it's too annoying to be corrupt and pervert the law." ”
Silk shook her head. "Don't make trouble for your father, it's not our money that is greedy, and there's nothing bad about making us rich. Report to the court, do you think they can read Daddy? ”
The two nodded approvingly.
"How do you get so much money?"
"Hehe", Qian Chuanzi smiled, "There is a secret passage, which is just convenient for us, and he doesn't dare to make a noise." ”
"Good, good, good."
The three of them squatted on the ground and laughed treacherously.
Unknowingly, he copied Gu Pinzhang's courtyard, and also cleaned up the old god stick of the flower goddess. Quietly went out of the city to meet the grasshopper. The flea money skewers each continued to go back to lurk, as if there was no such thing.
It's just that what I didn't expect was that at the place of convergence, under the old crooked neck tree, Xu Changgong was leisurely drinking tea.
"Hey, hee-hee-hee."
Quickly shook his little body flatteringly and pounced.
Then let Xu Changgong push it out with one hand, "Stay away from me, the smell of money strings smells uncomfortable." ”
His eyes rolled and he looked at the grasshopper, and the grasshopper quickly lowered his head.
The one who has no interest actually sold himself.
"Grandpa, grandpa."
"Do you know what you're guilty of?"
Poked his fingers and kicked the grass on the ground, "Robbing the rich and helping the poor?"
"Plotting rebellion."
Wow Ka Ka Ka shrank his neck in fright, and his beautiful big eyes were round, "It's not so strict, right?" ”
"Lu Zi has two mouths, you said it was a person, he said it was a dog, didn't you promise me not to cause trouble? Why don't you stop. I also learned to run away from home. ”
I'm right, I'm squatting on the ground and drawing circles, biting my lip, not speaking, anyway, I'm right.
You won't admit your mistake if you kill you, isn't it right to rob the rich and help the poor? Is it justified to pervert the law for bribes? Anyway, that's right.
"Talk?" raised his foot and kicked the unconvinced villain on the ground.
Xu Changgong is very worried, there is a secret, a big secret, this little fool doesn't know it, he still drills into the nest of right and wrong when he has nothing to do, he is not confused.
But the little fool is small, he can't say it clearly, some things can't be said too clearly, and the time is not ripe, which is really heartbreaking.
"It's for your own good, and you're not convinced, right?"
"I didn't."
He raised his head suddenly, his eyes were full of tears, full of grievances and accusations.
"Are you right, or are you not unconvinced?"
Woo, ah, what's the matter, the tried-and-true nirvana is not good, what's wrong with grandpa today? Did you really do something wrong? I still don't think so.
"I, convinced, grandpa is right."
One side was slapped in the face, "Does this seem convincing?" The pouting mouth can tie the donkey. ”
"Woohoo, whoa." Jumping to his feet and bursting out, "What the hell does it make people swollen?" Everyone admits their mistakes, they do all the wrong things, and they can't turn back time. ”
Xiao Laipi made such a fuss that made Xu Changgong soft-hearted. Forget it, after all, it's a child, so be an old man.
"Say that you are for your own good, next time you do such an unobtrusive thing, you can not tell others, you must tell me, you know?"
Seeing that Xu Changgong's words eased, he leaned over with a hippie smile.
"Got it, got it, I'll help you with your beard?"
"Get out, a few less at a time."
"Then grandpa, let's stop brushing our beards, let's go to Muzhou."
"Huh?"
What kind of child is this, it is really the blood of the Lao Tian family, and he has three points of profit when he opens his mouth, and it is enough to give it if he doesn't give it. I really want to go to Muzhou, I have a headache.
Can't you just be quiet for a while? It's noisy all day long. (To be continued.) )