Hulala, a group of handsome men and beautiful women gathered in front of the dilapidated house.

As we all know, the image of the pesticide bottle is a little unsatisfactory, but like all "concentrated is the essence", if you don't look at the height, he still looks good, and his voice is like a bell, and he is also a handsome man.

Listen to him call the old man affectionately, like father and son.

"Uncle, are you in good health? …… I've always missed you! ”

When I went home, I went to my poor uncle to say goodbye first, which made everyone scratch their scalps and couldn't figure it out.

"My father has a job, don't worry; I sympathize with my uncle, who lives in the countryside, because he is a great person. Pesticide Bottle talked eloquently, "My uncle, when he was young, traveled from south to north, and he had all his skills, but he was unlucky and lonely when he was old, so he would fall to this point, but in my eyes, he will always be my uncle, master and idol, better than all my relatives...... All of you here are also indispensable people in my life. ”

This gives you a lot of insight and a trip back to the old days......

Many years ago, my uncle was a well-known folk feng shui master who once married a beautiful wife from another place, and later unfortunately passed away.

In those days, the full stomach of knowledge and skills was not of much use, and the only brilliant memory was that the young pesticide bottle was nurtured by him, fell in love with his uncle's ability, secretly studied, figured out, and continued to study like a demon; Of course, these are done in secret.

This also has to introduce the origin of pesticide bottles.

My father, brothers and sisters, and one sister, who happened to get married not long ago, and my brother-in-law was farming at home.

The uncle is a feng shui reader, and the younger brother is a scholar. I just graduated from junior high school, and I was a bit literate at the time.

On this day, the two brothers made an appointment with their brother-in-law, and the three young people came to the recruitment site of a state-owned enterprise in the urban area.

My brother-in-law is honest and honest. But there is a hidden pearl, he has the highest number of cultures, his younger brother has just entered the society, he is full of spirit, and his uncle is full of knowledge. At that time, it was not known to outsiders, because what was needed was talent who was willing to work hard, not the so-called invisible hidden things, even if they were excellent.

Unfortunately, my uncle was wearing a brand-new and beautiful gauze dress, and was stopped by a recruiting worker at the recruitment queue site: "Comrade, you are not suitable, go home......

"Aren't you looking for knowledge and culture? You haven't tested me yet? I'm sure I can......" Uncle was still trying to argue. But who's going to listen?

"You think you're here to be the leader?" Recruit workers with a look of disdain, "What we want is to do things below, and the next ......"

The brother-in-law stood up, loyal, tall and burly, and most importantly, dressed as a farmer.

In terms of appearance, knowledge and age, my uncle is much stronger than my brother-in-law, but fate played a joke.

The recruiter nodded frequently: "This is okay, go over and fill out the form...... Next. ”

The younger brother went up. The student was naturally modest and cautious, OK, and also qualified for the shortlist.

This was the first time that my uncle had missed an opportunity and became a farmer. The brother-in-law and younger brother left the countryside and went to the city to become glorious employees of state-owned enterprises.

The younger brother got a decent job, later married a wife, and gave birth to a pesticide bottle.

However, human nature is innate, although the younger brother is diligent and studious. But he was cowardly and found a public office, compared to people who live in the countryside, he was lucky, but he worked as a worker all his life, and his wife was unwilling to endure the ordinary life, so she left the father and son and married someone else.

So the childhood of pesticide bottles is also an unfortunate history.

In my memory, the pesticide bottle lived in my uncle's house in the countryside for a long time, and there was no way to find out when my uncle became a bachelor, but I only remembered such things as watching feng shui, practicing martial arts, and being knowledgeable, which could not bring good luck or wealth to my uncle, and lived an ordinary and ordinary life.

A family of two singles, the family is unfortunate, but the pesticide bottle is still small, and I sleep in the same bed with my uncle.

In the evening, three young men knocked on the door, and one of them shouted: "Master, we have come to learn art......

Entering the house, it is one of the two broken houses in front of me, the uncle is sitting on the edge of the bed, a simple small wooden table, there are already young people serving wine and food to the table, and the pesticide bottle is also woken up by the uncle from the bed: "Bottle, start practicing martial arts......"

The three young people lined up, Zama, luck, punching, double wind ears, two dragons playing with pearls, leading the snake out of the hole...... One move, one style, unpredictable.

Uncle here, leisurely, one sip at a time, drinking wine, eating deliciously, while instructing.

The three young men were tired and sweaty, but they never stopped, tossing from late night to morning, and the chickens began to crow.

The cold comes and the summer goes back and forth, and the pesticide bottles are with great interest with the adults, hehehaha, dancing knives and guns, and enjoying wine and food at the table when they are tired.

Returning the favor, the pesticide bottle turned out to remember the kindness of the uncle, and he hadn't gone home at the moment, so he invited first: "Uncle, I used to drink, my friend came, by the way, please tell me about the history......"

"I'm not going, last time you told me, after you went out, I went to your house for dinner, but I was old and useless, and I made a noise during dinner, and your wife picked up the bowl and threw it out of the door...... "Uncle snorted and couldn't move.

And such a fierce woman?

"This woman, I'm going to divorce her one day......" The pesticide bottle broke off, seeing Gao Meimei's surprised eyes, and glanced at the other party, "What's so strange about this, you didn't know me on the first day, when did I tell you that I don't have a wife?" ”

It turns out that if you don't take the girl home, it's because you have a wife at home? Gao Meimei was so confused that she didn't know that the man next to her was a married man.

Coral couldn't stand it anymore, and was disgusted: "Pesticide bottle, why are you so confused, you have a wife at home, and you still bring beauty home, you are not afraid of two women fighting, are you telling everyone to see the excitement?" ”

"If you don't know, don't talk nonsense, my good brother is not the person you imagined, her wife is much more beautiful than beautiful, but the pesticide bottle doesn't like this woman, thinks she is too cheesy and snobbish, and has long said that she wants to divorce her, even if she is not beautiful, it is the same result......" Lao Guo came together, intending to block the mouth of the coral and protect his friends and brothers.

What kind of person is this brother?

Looks like there's a lot of fun! (To be continued.) )

PS: Love and hate can't, this kind of woman can only mix in the pile of laypeople, and finally end up alone? Or find someone who is honest and useless.