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readx;?“ The Tonight Show chose to play the most spectacular part of the first half of Fury Road, where Nax prepares to die with Ferrosa and Max stops him at the last minute. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After the commercial ended, Jay greeted the audience with a look of surprise and dismay, "Welcome back to today's show, accompanied by Lancelot Strello, Charlize Theron, and Michael Fassbender." Jay then turned to Michael, "So, all of this was actually filmed?" ”

Michael has now gradually adapted to the rhythm of the show, although still a little nervous, "Yes. Michael nodded a little exaggeratedly and gave an affirmation, "Actually, we filmed this scene in total...... Five days? Or six days? Michael cast a verifying look at Charlize and Lance, "Not only because the special effects on the set are very complicated and cumbersome, but also because every detail that Lance needs to perform is in place, in order to show Nax's neurotic fanaticism, we kept filming this scene repeatedly, which also added more difficulties to the shooting." It's amazing how it was done. ”

"Lance's reputation isn't for nothing, is it?" It was obviously a compliment, but it deduced a different taste in Jay's mouth, which made people involuntarily think of Tom Cruise and even Jessica Alba, causing a low chuckle to ring out from the scene, "It is said that when you and Lance first met, there were some hiccupes?" ”

Michael looked at Lance, as if asking for permission, before saying, "That's true." I was auditioning for 'The Day After Tomorrow' and I was in the same group as Jake Gyllenhaal, and after the show, I felt like I was doing average. So, before leaving, I asked Lance to comment on my performance......"

Jie showed a look of surprise, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't help but outline, "You? During the audition? Just let the director evaluate your performance? Wow. "Anyone who knows a thing or two about the Hollywood industry knows that if an unknown actor dares to do this, he is almost sending himself to the guillotine.

"Yes, I know, crazy, right?" Michael pointed to his head and turned his index finger twice, which made the audience laugh, "Actually, I didn't know who the director was at the time, I just thought that this man's eyes were very sharp, and he seemed to be able to see through the way I acted......" Jay slapped the table and laughed, Michael seemed to be encouraged, nodded again and again, and danced excitedly, "You know, Lance's eyes always have an oppressive force." So I asked him a question. ”

"So? What response did you get? Jay asked curiously.

"What if it's all shortcomings?" Michael calmed himself down and said in a deep voice. Suddenly, Charlize sat up straight, grabbed Michael's arm, and interjected, "Are you imitating Lance's tone by that?" Michael forced a smile and nodded earnestly, and in an instant everyone burst into laughter, and all eyes fell on Lance, who shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, "Look, I'm right." ”

What do you mean?

Everyone was stunned for a moment, what does Lance's sudden sentence mean, without a beginning or an end? In the end, Jay was the first to react, clapping his hands and laughing, "It seems that Michael, you still have to study hard." Only then did the audience react, Lance turned around and said that Michael didn't imitate it, and the laughter immediately erupted en masse, "What about after that?" ”

"Then, Lance let me go straight away." Michael ended the story with some emptiness, "I thought I was missing out on this acting opportunity - and it was, but I didn't expect that Lance gave me another role, and 'The Day After Tomorrow' was my first film in Hollywood." ”

The applause rang out, and the audience couldn't help but sigh at the fate between Lance and Michael, in "Fury Road", Michael's performance was absolutely eye-catching, even in the face of Lance and Charlize, two powerful co-actors, he did not fall behind at all, which is really rare.

"Charlleze, what about you? What about your first meeting with Lance? As far as I know, you recommended yourself to star in the work 'Fury Road', which is really rare. Jay did not mince words about using the word "rare", in the preparation stage of "Fury Road", it was true that no one was optimistic about this work, but Charlize took the initiative to ask for it, which is really commendable.

"I've actually met Lance many times before this, and the first time I went to the Oscars as a guest of honor, I presented him with the Best Foreign Language Film." Charlize's words immediately resonated with Jay, who interjected, "Hey, I remember this, you were called Lance's Oscar!" Charlize was the guest of honor for Best Actor last year, and Charlize was Lance's red-carpet companion this year, and the topic was so popular on the Internet that Jay set his sights on Lance, "So, is that why you invited her to star in 'Fury Road'?" In order to impact the Oscars this time? ”

"Shhhh Lance put his finger on his lip as if it were genuine, but a single response made everyone laugh.

Charlize was also smiling, "Last summer, I enjoyed a women's vacation with Reese and Nicole, and then unexpectedly found that the house next door lived in Gawain, Lance's brother. This is the inside story that the paparazzi have never dug out, and all the audience was immediately highly focused, and when they heard Gawain's name, many people cheered, "Soon after, the brothers of the Strello family came over......

"Single?" Jay interjected.

Lance turned his head and replied, "It's a vacation, of course you have to be single." "Even if you have a partner, you must stay "single" at the party, sun, alcohol, and beautiful women on vacation, so that you can enjoy/sex/meet, and many married men will secretly take off their rings and pretend to be single when they are on vacation in Miami or Hawaii.

Originally, Jay wanted to spy on Lance's relationship status, but he didn't expect to be countered by Lance - implying that Jay also claimed to remain single when he was on vacation. Jie couldn't help but raise his left hand in a panic, revealing his ring, "No, no, I've said goodbye to being single for many years. ”

This made everyone laugh, and Charlize nodded repeatedly, "That's what it means, you know, when I found out about Lance, I couldn't help but roll my eyes, because it means that our vacation may be ruined." The sharp ridicule didn't care about Lance's face at all, and bluntly disliked Lance's "wind/flow", and laughed on the spot, "But in fact, Lance showed another side." On the first day he arrived at the villa, he wanted to taste the grapes when he saw them, but the problem was that it was not the season when the grapes were ripe, and then he saw that Lance's whole face was wrinkled, and that look...... It reminds me of a three-year-old in kindergarten. Charlize also imitated it vividly, and the pompous performance that completely disregarded the image could not be more vivid.

The laughter drowned out like the sea, but Lance remained calm and waved his hand, "If I go on vacation to the beach, I'm a different style." ”

Charlize looked Lance up and down, "So, you're wearing a suit and shirt at the beach, too?" In Napa Valley, you were a T-shirt with sweatpants! Charlize looked at Jay and sighed, "That's not what ordinary people see. ”

"You should take a picture so that our show can be made public today." Jay sneered, but Lance shook his head, "I'm not Gawain, I won't wear those tights." "Lance is talking about rugby's professional sportswear, which is completely fitted and curved.

As soon as Lance explained this, the content of his words suddenly became ambiguous, and the screams became one in a row, and it is estimated that many people began to make up for it.

"If there is such a day, please come to our show and show it." Jay said seriously, and Lance smiled and said calmly, "Keep dreaming." Almost without hesitation, all possibilities were cut off, which made people laugh again, Jay also shook his head with a smile, and when the laughter calmed down a little, he reopened the topic, "Speaking of Gawain, last time we mentioned your brothers in the show, but now things have changed a lot, Gawain Strello has retired!" ”

"Yes." Lance nodded, and the applause rang out again, paying tribute to Gawain.

"So, is Gawain okay now? How does life feel after retiring? Jay inquisited.

Lance nodded repeatedly, "He's adapting, trying to adapt, it's not going to be easy, but he's gradually relaxing now and adapting to days when he doesn't need to train." There are also days when I am worried that I will lose the game. "He also attended the premiere of 'Fury Road', and when he went back, he complained to me that he lacked a lot of flash focus because there was no host, and I think he should have made a mistake in the location, which is the Chinese/Chinese Theater, not the Blue Castle Stadium." ”

"Haha!" Jay laughed heartily again, "That's normal, isn't it?" It's like when you arrive at the Blue Castle Stadium, is the position reversed? ”

"Of course. Of course. Reims also nodded, "Until last year, every time I showed up at the Blue Castle to watch Gawain play, people would call him 'Gawain's brother' or 'Strello's little guy'. God, God knows how long I've been saddled with such a name, and now it's finally his turn to taste it. The smugness that can't be concealed, but with a hint of playfulness that is usually not seen at all, such a Lance makes people feel very novel. (To be continued.) )