Well, looking at Rolling so cute, Su Yan was also drunk.

But he came prepared today, and smiled at the well-fed and drunk, "Since you have eaten, it's time to talk about the loss of my family, right?" ”

As soon as he heard this, his eyes immediately turned around, and he actually wanted to escape.

Su Yan was not ambiguous, he had expected that he would turn his face and deny people, so he smiled and said, "If you want to escape, you can do it." However, do you think today's ham sausage is particularly delicious? ”

Rolling under his feet just had his strength, and he was about to use the kung fu of flying eaves and walking on the wall, and he almost didn't twist his feet when he heard this.

"What do you mean?" He slammed his mouth, reminiscing about the feeling of tasting ham sausage.

The taste is like a long-lost fairy food, and it can only be compared to the original delicacy tasted in ancient times.

I rub it, why does the more aftertaste it feels?

Fuck off, it hurts, I've never encountered such a painful thing in my life!

He froze in place for a long time before he turned his head and said helplessly, "What do you want?" ”

"Hehe, what else? Of course, you have to pay me for the loss! Su Yan began to talk about the conditions, but thinking about the fact that he was negotiating with a rolling roll, he was a little happy, "Seeing that you are a panda, it is estimated that there is nothing to lose, and if you find a zoo, you will not pay this money." Then I have to ......."

Seeing him with a wicked smile on his face, Ling Miao'er was still coming over next to him, rolling in horror.

You two are bad people, why are you so insidious, do you want to sell me?

Seeing that the momentum was not good, he turned his head to run, but who knew that Miao'er had shifted his shape and changed positions, and when he came to his back, the two cat's claws quickly grabbed in mid-air, and it seemed that some magic circle had been condensed, and Su Yan also shouted behind him: "Sealing technique, suffer death!" ”

"I'll go, you guys come really!" Rolling immediately hugged his head, lay on the ground and surrendered, "I listen to you, send me back immediately!" ”

However, the two of them didn't really use the sealing technique, in fact, Miao'er's skills were not enough, that is, to scare him, so as not to be disobedient.

Su Yan went up and hugged his shoulders, and took out his mobile phone to take a photo: "That's right, everyone coexists peacefully, I'll send you back to the zoo, do you have time to come out and play again?" You don't like to eat well, I'll send it to you if it's okay, what's so difficult? ”

Isn't it hard to do? Rolling with a distorted face, he took a photo, and he was still complaining: "Do you know how strict the zoo is?" Since I stole away twice, I started to monitor it 24 hours a day, and this time I still used the maintenance fairy road to run out. I don't know when I will have a chance next time? ”

"Wouldn't it, the zoo is so strict now?" Su Yan changed his posture again and continued to take photos with Rolling Roll, "Then you have to think of something else!" In other words, what do you like to eat the most, I'll treat you to a meal first. ”

"Lao Tzu loves to eat mutton skewers, are you enough?" Rolling also put forward conditions, indicating that Lao Tzu is a carnivore.

"Okay, you wait!" Su Yan went to the nearby night market as fast as he could, bought a large handful of meat skewers and kidneys, and took them back directly.

One man and two cats (the panda also rounded him off), sat down in the grove and began to eat haese.

Rolling is not polite, while grabbing the meat skewers, while eating wildly, he said: "Well, this one is not delicious, and the barbecue at the entrance of the zoo is not authentic." You have a terrible vision! ”

"Meow, can you please stop sneering!" Miao'er couldn't look at it, so she gave him a paw, and the two guys almost fought again.

But this time it was comfortable to roll and eat, and it was a 180-degree turn in attitude, and said to Su Yan: "For the sake of your meaning, I will promise you to accompany you back to the zoo tomorrow." When the time comes, you will be allowed to show your swadding

"What, you want me to take you back in broad daylight?" Su Yan almost bit off the skewer in one bite, this is too high-profile, right?

"Hehe, why don't you dare?" Rolling continued to blink, "What a chance! You just take me to the police station to report the case, and then I will obediently follow you, and when I leave, I will show reluctance, it must be an old sensation. Anyway, I don't have the money to compensate you, so let's help you become famous in one fell swoop! ”

"I'll go, you let me think about it!" Su Yan has a little headache, this thing is too exaggerated to imagine at will?

After about a few minutes of ideological struggle, Su Yan called his sworn friend Li He: "Lao Li, hurry up and come out to see the panda!" I've found the culprit who destroyed my home. ”

"What, if you find it, call the police!"

Hearing that the other side began to excuse himself, Su Yan said: "No, this guy steals something from me to eat, you don't want to catch him and send him to the zoo to get a bonus?" ”

"Bonus?" Li He was on the other end of the phone, pondered for half a second, and immediately promised to come over immediately.

After hanging up the phone, Su Yan said to Rolling Rolling: "It's done, I'm looking for someone to help." Let's settle it. ”

"Wait, I have one more request." Rolling blinked his eyes wide, and made a request, "Can you get me a phone?" The previous mobile phone was broken, or it was boring in the cage, and eighty percent of it would not be able to get out in the future. ”

"I'll go, you still need a mobile phone, can you play?" Su Yan was really speechless, and bargained with him, "I can't afford a fruit machine, at most it's red rice." ”

"Why not, I used to use my mobile phone to surf the Internet, and I only found you from the live broadcast room." Rolling and showing off, he made a counteroffer and said, "Octacore, I'll promise you." ”

The two looked at each other for a long time, and although Su Yan was very suspicious of how this guy was playing with his mobile phone, he still agreed to come down and turn around and give him the mobile phone.

However, the premise is that you have to cooperate to go back to the zoo.

Half an hour later, on the main road near the woods, Li He and the policeman uncle who had been notified arrived on their front and back feet.

As soon as I met Su Yan, I unexpectedly saw a panda swaggering over.

"I'll go, it's really a panda, what should I do?" When it came to the end, Li He was also a little stunned, "I heard that the fighting power is very strong!" ”

Su Yan instigated him and took out the ham sausage: "What are you afraid of, just feed him something to eat." ”

Li He took the ham sausage, and before he could make a decision, whether to throw it over or peel off the skin first, he pounced on him, pressing him down while biting the ham sausage, and did not let go.

The police who arrived later, as well as the majestic reporters, filmed the scene frantically.

Almost the next day, the major local newspapers and the Internet went crazy, saying that it was a rolling man who had a friendship with humans, and actually returned to the zoo with the help of ordinary people.

Su Yan and the others took a police car to the zoo to complete the handover, and the guy acted in a full set, holding Li He hard and not letting go, but it hurt him.

Seeing Su Yan next to Zhile, he said in his heart that this bonus is not easy to earn, and he will be used as a human cushion.

Li He regretted dying at the time, he knew that he wouldn't come, how could he become a leg pendant?

The staff of the zoo were also stunned when they saw them get out of the car, they had never seen Rolling so affectionate.

The director also said to the person in charge of the panda depressedly: "Didn't you say that this one is particularly irritable? There's also a tendency to attack.,Is there anything about this?,Obviously very docile.。 ”

The employee next to him was also depressed, and said you go up and try it, see if you scratch you?

Anyway, the whole handover scene is very weird, on the one hand, the staff repeatedly thanks, on the other hand, it is the love between people and pandas.

rolled to the place, and still pulled Li He to hold on, broke free from the staff several times, and rushed over to hug Li He's thigh, and finally tore his trouser legs.

Li He lost his temper at that time, and Su Yan hurriedly made his eyes look at him, and said in his heart that you are not finished.

He also said to the zookeeper: "You see, my friends and I have paid a lot to bring the giant pandas back. My house was destroyed, and he was rolled like this, and he probably had to get a tetanus shot when he went back! ”

The director wiped his sweat, patted the two of them on the shoulder and said: "The two of you have really worked hard, and recovering the giant panda is an important contribution to the country, and we must not forget it." In the future, I will often come to our zoo to play, these are a few tickets, you can watch it more, it likes your friends. ”

Li He was speechless when he heard this, and said in his heart that the ghost is coming, is there a problem with the orientation of this rolling?

Su Yan took the ticket and waved his hand at Rolling Roll, signaling you to go obediently, don't toss my brother anymore.