Chapter 55: Drinking Coffee and Eating Garlic

As the saying goes, a single filament does not form a line, and a lone tree does not become a forest. If you really want to call this board with CCTV, Liu La can't slap this slap by herself.

Today is already Thursday, Saturday is the day of the rematch of the cross talk competition, and the final on Sunday will also come, which means that Liu La and Zhang Chao only have less than three days to prepare.

After a meal, after parting, Liu La hurried to Zhang Yiyuan's teahouse.

Today is the performance of the first team, and the performance has not yet started at this time, but the actors have already arrived, and Guo Outline is taking everyone backstage to fill the mouth and walk the tongue.

Speaking of which, Liu La is also an alternative in Deyun Club, he is the only one who doesn't need to come to the show every day, and Guo Outline doesn't scold him, and he would have been scolded a long time ago if he was a different person.

The reason is because Liu La had talked to his master before that he didn't want to specialize in cross talk, and he would go to the film academy in the future to study film acting and the like.

For Liu La's idea, Guo Outline is quite supportive.

His master can be regarded as teaching according to his aptitude, and most of the apprentices' family conditions are relatively average, or even very bad. Therefore, Guo Outline will be more strict with them. Because these apprentices have been learning art with him since they were children, they don't know anything else except cross talk, and they don't have any academic qualifications, if they can't speak cross talk, they will starve to death in the future.

For students like Liu La, who have superior family conditions, Guo Outline will be more tolerant. It's not that he's snobbish, but he thinks that you have no worries about food and clothing in your life anyway, so it's better to let you do more things you like, so that you can leave more opportunities for other fellow disciples and brothers......

After seeing Guo Xuan, Liu La hurriedly repeated the conversation between himself and Zhang Chao just now, word for word, to the master.

Guo Xuan's eyes couldn't help but light up after listening to it: "Hey, this is a good thing, this business is sure to make money and not lose money, no matter if it is successful, you will show your face in the end." ”

Liu La nodded and smiled: "But I can't say it, I'm not looking for you to borrow someone, or I and Mr. Zhang will not be able to do this transaction." ”

Hearing Liu La's words, Guo Jian patted his head: "Hey, I forgot about this stubble, then you can choose it yourself, except for me and your godfather, you can choose the rest of our Deyun Club." ”

Yu Qian has been standing next to him, and when he heard them say this, he also interjected: "Spicy, you can pick any person, but the remuneration should be given but you have to pay it back, don't chill the hearts of the senior brothers, when the time comes, it will be a good thing, and it will really be worth the loss." In this way, you just don't care about it, you just say who you want, and your master and I will do it for you. ”

"Don't mind, that's what happens." Liu La hurriedly shook his head, and then said: "Don't worry about the two of you, I have thought about the candidates, don't pick from your team, I came here to tell you, I have to be notified, right." ”

"Cheng, you just have an idea in your heart, if there is anything you want to help, you can call Master and Godfather." Hearing Liu La's words, Guo Outline and Yu Qian nodded.

Next, after chatting with the backstage for a while, it was time for Guo Outline and Yu Qian to play. Seeing this, Liu La hurriedly said goodbye to the two elders, and then walked to the Tianqiaole Teahouse not far from here, which was the place where the second team of Deyun Club performed.

The person Liu La came here to find was naturally the little Yueyue who was red through half the sky in later generations.

Xiao Yue has not had a good time during this time, and when Deyun Club was not popular before, he never had the opportunity to participate in the performance. Now that he has finally caught the fire of Deyun Club, a team is divided into four teams, and he has a chance to play, which is indeed good.

However, after all, it is a young relationship, and finally the grades have improved, Xiaoyue is a little floating, and he is no longer as hard as before, and he is still late and early to leave at every turn, and he is not even as careful as he was at the beginning of the performance.

Two days ago, for a performance, Xiao Yue and his partner were late again. But this time being late can cause a big disaster, that day Xiaoyue was the fifth program, and what he wanted to talk about was a traditional cross talk "Tethered Doll". However, the actors who appeared in the third pair that day, because they didn't communicate well in advance, told this cross talk in advance.

In fact, it is said that this is nothing, and it is impossible for any actor to only have one paragraph, just another paragraph. It's going to be fate, Xiao Yue and his partner were late that day, and after they came, they cleaned up and went directly to the stage, they didn't know that this cross talk had already been said, and the others forgot to remind them.

So, in front of hundreds of audiences, Xiao Yue and the others were stunned to retell the joke that the other actors had just said more than 20 minutes ago.

If you think about it, can the audience be happy? They had not been talking for five minutes before the audience coaxed them down. The noise even spread to Zhang Yiyuan's teahouse a few hundred meters away, attracting Guo Xuandu.

Guo Outline said all the good things, and all kinds of intercessions, which covered up the matter.

When the performance was over and as soon as he walked off the stage, Guo Xuan, a well-known good master who protects calves, almost didn't take off his shoes and smoked Xiaoyue, and finally everyone talked about it, so he was stopped.

Nothing else, a scolding and ban on performances are naturally indispensable, in addition, even the partner has been changed, and a big fat man called Sun Yue, who only recently joined Deyun Club and has been raising elephants in the zoo before.

Just this fat man, to say the least, has to have about 300 pounds, and the floor of the aisle is shaking. As long as he wears those pants, if you take them off and put them there, you can't see what such a big piece of cloth is for, and you can think that it is a table circumference.

Since he started partnering with this big fat man, Xiao Yue has never been on the stage again. Now the competition in Deyun Club is still relatively fierce, he was banned by Guo Outline for five performances, and these performances have been replaced by others, and it is not easy to wait for the five bans to end, and then want to go on stage.

It's like playing football, no matter how good you have been playing before, as soon as you get injured, someone new will take your place. Once the rookie table is good, even if you come back from injury, it will be difficult to return to the main lineup, so you can only wait patiently for the opportunity.

Xiao Yue didn't have much patience, and the method he used was to stalk him. When Liu La came, he and his big fat partner Sun Yue were one after the other, blocking the captain of the second team, Boss Gao Gao.

"Uncle Shi, will you let me go on stage?"

"Uncle Shi, please."

"Uncle Shi, if you don't agree to me, then I won't let you go."

The two of them got tired of surrounding Boss Gao for a while, and they were about to annoy Boss Gao to death.

Seeing Liu Spicy coming, Boss Gao hurriedly beckoned to him as if he had seen a relative: "Spicy is here, come quickly, you hurry up and help me, I was stunned in the background and encountered two robbers......

Let's have two flowers, one for each flower.

When Liu La was busy building up a performance team for himself, Zhang Chao's publicity work also began in full swing.

The homepage of the website, the homepage of the blog, the mobile phone text message, QQ news, and even the satellite TV channel of a local station were all covered with advertisements by him.

The advertising slogan is provided by Liu La, and it is a very simple sentence - tonight, you decide your happiness.

In the promotional picture, Liu La stood aside in a coat with cold eyes, while another group of people in suits and leather shoes who could not see their faces clearly surrounded Liu La and pointed at him with their hands. Each of these people has a white circle around him, and in it is written a digression-

"You're too vulgar!"

"Do you know what art is?"

"You're hype!"

"You want to be elegant!"

"You're eliminated!"

"You can make the audience laugh, but you can't fight us!"

……

In the middle of the picture, a few big characters are written in Liu La's personal cross talk special, followed by the date and date. There is no doubt that this is exactly the same time and date as the final of the cross talk contest.

These advertisements were laid out in the evening, and after a night of brewing and fermentation, the next day became the talk of the people.

In the office, in the school, when everyone meets, they will say, "Hey, did you see that advertisement?" Liu La, this is ready to do it against CCTV! ”

"You said that, of course I saw it, as soon as I turned on the computer, I received a text message from my phone. This man is so fierce, I admire him. ”

"Then do you think he can win?"

"Hey, who knows. Anyway, I like him a lot, he is handsome and young, much better looking than the uncles and uncles in the cross talk competition, if I had to choose, then I would definitely choose him! ”

"So you're rooting for him?"

"Alas, don't mention it, it's useless for me to support, my family's right to watch any show has always been firmly held by my father."

……

Unconsciously, Liu Spicy has become a hot topic for everyone.

Soon, a reporter told Jiang Bo, who was not very good with Liu La, that Liu La held a cross talk special session and called for a cross talk contest with CCTV.

Jiang Bo was more resistant at first, and he didn't want to answer, but then he was really annoyed by the reporter's question, and facing the camera, he said something like this: "Some people just like to constantly hype themselves up, so as to achieve the purpose of impurity in their hearts." Crosstalk special for online video live broadcast? To be honest, I couldn't even figure out what it was. Instead of having that hype time, it's better to calm down and study the art well. ”

"Some people also asked me if I was worried that I would lose to the live webcast in the cross talk competition? I hereby declare that please stop talking about this kind of boring and even mentally retarded question, okay? The two are not comparable at all, as if comparing a cup of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee with Shandong's Qingtou garlic, which is not a grade at all, it is simply insulting coffee! ”

What a chicken thief the reporters, that is the most fearless person in the world to watch the excitement, and soon, they brought Jiang Bo's words to Liu La and Zhang Chao......