"What are you looking at?"

"What do I think of you?"

"Will you try another one?"

"Try it, just try it."

……

A farce tossed for a long time, and was finally stopped by the security guards of the Huguang Club.

They isolated a few troublesome audience members and moved them to other locations, separated by a lot of people from each other, to make sure they didn't have any contact again.

Then the security guards went back to their jobs.

In fact, Jiang Bo on the stage was not the only one who was stupid, but Liu La, who was sitting in the corner of the audience, was also confused about what happened just now.

Yes, as you can imagine, Liu La also came to the scene of the Huguang Club today. Of course, he did not appear with a swagger, but quietly entered the village, and did not shoot a gun.

Not only Liu Spicy came, but with him was Tang Wei, who hadn't appeared for a long time.

As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent is invincible, after Jiang Bo announced the date of his storytelling, Liu La immediately booked two tickets on the Internet.

It's a coincidence, he and Jiang Bo happened to think of it together, Jiang Bo heard that Liu La was going to tell a story, and he immediately sent three apprentices to record it, daring to love This is a custom in the cross talk circle.

Because the date of the story was on the day of Qixi Festival, Liu La bought two tickets, originally planning to come with Zhou Gongzi. As a result, Liu La didn't wait to tell Zhou Gongzi about this, Zhou Gongzi went abroad because of the job he suddenly received, and he would never be able to come back without ten and a half days of hard work.

Liu Spicy is so angry, this is called a reluctant one, and a good Tanabata stunned Zhou Gongzi's work was stirred.

Liu La was depressed, and at this time, Tang Wei suddenly appeared. Tang Wei also went to film in other places some time ago, and originally said that he would come back in a few days, but he didn't expect the crew to finish ahead of schedule, so Tang Wei returned to Beijing nearly ten days ahead of schedule as originally planned.

Anyway, the ticket was bought, and it would be a pity to throw it away. But if you don't throw it away, you can't take Xiao Yueyue to see it together, right? What a disgusting person for Valentine's Day.

With this kind of thought, Liu La invited Tang Damei to listen to Jiang Bo's cross talk. Tang Wei didn't think much about it, and readily agreed.

I haven't seen him for a while, Tang Wei looks much more beautiful than before, and he has an indescribable temperament.

It's normal to think about it, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. Tang Wei didn't have much money in his pocket before, and he couldn't show how beautiful he was, so he had to make a discount.

But now it's different, because of the popularity brought by "Crazy Stone", Tang Wei's salary and opportunities have increased countless times, and the money in his pocket has naturally increased, and he has begun to wear various famous brands like other actresses, and his appearance and temperament have naturally risen.

When they entered the venue just now, the other audience saw Liu La followed by such a big beauty, and they all looked at him with envious eyes, and said in their hearts that this kid was really smoking from the ancestral tomb. Seeing their gaze, in fact, Liu La was also secretly refreshed, but at the same time, Liu La was also a little worried, worried that others would recognize him and Tang Wei.

Thankfully, no one recognized them until they were finally seated. In this regard, Liu La was a little unhappy again, and said in his heart that it seems that the popularity of buddy is not high enough, it is all in front of you, and you still don't recognize me.

For Liu La's psychology, we can only send him one sentence, a slut is hypocrisy! And this psychology also confirms one thing, sure enough, human beings are complex animals, and men and women are the same.

"Thank you for your support, there was a little accident just now, and now the matter has passed, you are here to be happy, listen to my advice, you can't be angry for this."

Gossip is less, and the book is back to business. After organizing the language and persuading the audience just now, Jiang Bo officially started today's performance.

"Withered vines and old trees, crows,

Small bridges and flowing water.

Ancient road west wind thin horse,

Sunset

The heartbroken man is at the end of the world. ”

After all, Jiang Bo is also a professional, and he still knows the doorways very well, and like Liu La, he also said a set poem at the beginning.

After reading the poem, it will enter the main text: "Today I want to tell you a story, the name of the story is "Tianjin Strange Injustice", and some people call him "The Nine-Head Case". ”

Tianjin strange injustice, then the place where he happened must be in Tianjin, and the time when the story happened is not far from now, if there are old people at home, you can go back and ask, the story happened in the Tongzhi period of the Qing Dynasty.

Some friends may ask, no, I've heard people say before, this story happened in Beijing, Beijing Zhenwu Temple.

I can tell you very responsibly that the story told by the person you have in mind is indeed the same story that I am telling today. But I said that this is real, the original version, and the one he said may be to please the audience in our capital, so he changed the location to Beijing. I myself am very disdainful of this kind of person who gives up his principles in order to please the audience.

As soon as he said it, before he could talk about it, Jiang Bo first sarcastically and without naming him.

Then he continued: "Where our story begins today, with a widow. The widow's name is Bai Paeonia Yao, she is in her twenties this year, she has been married for less than a year, and her husband has just died of illness a month ago.

There's a question, I don't know if you've noticed, this woman is too single-minded, but not many people remember. You see that Lu Zhu jumped off the building for Shi Chong, not many people know about it, right? Meng Jiangnu cried for Fan Xiliang on the Great Wall, and finally directly let Qin Shihuang throw him into the sea.

But what about those people who don't abide by women's morals, Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing, no one doesn't know, right? Yan Poxi and Song Jiang don't know anyone, right? No one doesn't know Liu La and Guo Outline, right? Oh, sorry, but in the end these two really don't know much.

"Our opening character today, Bai Peony, is such a person who is familiar with this knowledge, so she has realized since she was a child that in order to be famous for eternity in the future, I have to not abide by women's morals......"

Jiang Bo told his story while mocking Liu La and Guo Gang, and whenever he mentioned these two names, Jiang Bo's fans in the audience would let out a burst of laughter.

It is undeniable that Jiang Bo is a professional background, a disciple of Mr. Ma Ji, and he is really capable, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the first person in the mainstream cross talk industry. From the fact that he fell into the zoo Tiger Mountain in the spring evening of his early years, as well as the cross talk that moved, it can be seen that this person is indeed level.

And today's book shows his ability, hearing his words of burying himself, Liu La couldn't hold back his laughter. It's just a pity that it's not just professional skills that determine a person, but there are more other things, and these Jiang Bo are obviously insufficient, or even lacking...... (To be continued.) )