Chapter 248: Nonsensical

"Truant Dragon" in Chen Ge's previous life was a comedy film released on July 18, 1991, starring Zhou Xingchi, which broke the box office record of Hong Kong films with a box office score of 43.82 million and became the box office champion of the year. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe film is also the second time that Stephen Chow has broken the box office record of Hong Kong movies after the gambling saint, and has become one of Stephen Chow's most classic masterpieces. The film also set off a craze for Hong Kong and Taiwan to shoot campus films. The jokes and gimmicks in the film are also very creative, and they are all classic without being vulgar.

"Truant Dragon" is an outstanding masterpiece of nonsensical comedy, Chen Ge has watched it back and forth several times, and he likes Xing Ye's role in it very much, and many plots are classics.

After resting for another month, Chen Ge began filming this "Truant Weilong".

Producer: Chen Ge.

Screenwriter: Chen Ge.

Director: Chen Ge.

Starring: Chen Ge

Princess.

Lu Liang.

Muhai.

Han Dong.

That's right, even Lu Liang joined in the actors this time, and it was invited by Chen Ge, because Lu Liang hadn't thought about what to shoot in the next movie, so Chen Ge asked Lu Liang to have fun, and Mu Hai tasted the sweetness of Chen Ge's "A Chinese Ghost Story" last time, so he forced Chen Ge to leave him a role.

β€œaction!”

[In an abandoned building on the outskirts of the wilderness, an actual combat exercise to rescue hostages is in full swing, although Zhou Xingxing, as the team leader, rescued the hostages safely, but due to improper command, all the team members were sacrificed, and the assessment did not pass the assessment When he was bargaining with his boss, he suddenly received a call from the General Bureau, and the director wanted to meet with Zhou Xingxing......]

[Chen Ge played the role of Zhou Xingxing, of course, in the movie, when a person has the right to choose whether to be the protagonist or a supporting role, of course he will try his best to make himself the protagonist. Zhou Xingxing made gestures that his subordinates couldn't understand, and as a result, all his men were killed, and Zhou Xingxing killed the gangsters cleanly and neatly by himself, and the exercise ended. ]

Hostage: That's great! Why are you so good?

Zhou Xingxing: I warn you, don't get so close to me!

Chen Ge turned to the gangster and said, "You're dead!"

Gangster: "Dead, dead!" ”

The first scene is one of the few action scenes in the whole film, Chen Ge is good, so this scene was filmed very smoothly, and even the action director invited did not give much advice.

The second scene.

[At the end of the exercise, the commander came to the scene to check the results]

The hostages and gangsters shouted: "Sir! ”

Sir: Yes

Zhou Xingxing: The report to the chief has successfully completed his mission.

Sir: Zhou Xingxing, where are your subordinates?

Zhou Xingxing made a gesture outward, and his subordinates came in and lined up.

The chief said, "Huh? All dead? We want a commander to lead the team, not to act alone! ”

Zhou Xingxing explained: "Report! The hostages have been successfully rescued. ”

Sir: Rescue is just one of the items in this assessment, and the most important thing is the safety of your men and your leadership skills, none of which I have seen!

Obviously, this is not the first time that Zhou Xingxing has been in this situation.

Chen Ge's expression was very exaggerated, and he tried his best to add elements of Zhou Xingchi to his performance, but in order to avoid looking too unnatural, he did not completely imitate Zhou Xingchi.

Zhou Xingxing: Hey, sir, give me a chance, right?

Chen Ge went to hug the chief's thigh.

Sir: What are you doing? What are you doing?

Zhou Xingxing: Don't! I beg you to think about it again, okay?

Just then, the phone rang, and the chief picked it up, "Hey, who's who?" ”

After listening to the call, the chief looked at Chen Ge.

Sir: The boss wants to see you!

Zhou Xingxing: Yes! Sir!

The second scene ends.

There is nothing outstanding about this scene, but it is very different from Chen Ge's style when he was filming before, and Chen Ge's funny made some staff on the set who had been with Chen Ge for a long time feel uncomfortable.

The third scene.

Lu Liang and Mu Hai appreciate Chen Ge's feeling very much, to this day, Chen Ge can say that he has tried every style of role, there is really no such funny type, and there are really not many actors who dare to challenge themselves like this in the entertainment industry.

The third scene begins!

Zhou Xingxing: Goodmorning, sir! Zhou Xingxing reported for duty.

Director Huang looked at Zhou Xingxing from head to toe, "It's really damn good, it's still so thin and tender." Take a turn and let Sir take a look, don't be shy, come on. ”

After Zhou Xingxing was extremely reluctant to finish turning in a circle, the fat officer took the opportunity to touch Zhou Xingxing's buttocks, and Chen Ge dodged back as if frightened.

Director Huang said: "I can't help it, I'm really embarrassed. Do you want to upgrade? ”

Director Huang is played by Lu Liang.

Lu Liang is usually serious, but this time Chen Ge gave him such a role, and he actually had a bit of funny thoughts.

Zhou Xingxing: I don't want to be a dancer, sir!

Mr. Huang: I'm asking if you want to upgrade?

Zhou Xingxing: I won't sell my body, sir!

Director Huang: The words don't make sense, I ask if you want to upgrade?

Zhou Xingxing: Yes, but... I will never sell my chastity, sir!

Director Huang: Who will want your chastity, I want your youth!

Zhou Xingxing: Youth is as important to me as chastity, sir!

Director Huang: Yes, yes. I see. Listen to me first. This is the case, a while ago a student came to visit the police station. After the tour, it was discovered that a gun was missing.

Zhou Xingxing: Gun loss incidents often happen, sir!

Director Huang: But that's my gun!

Zhou Xingxing: I'm so heartbroken for you!

Director Huang: It's good that you know. That gun followed me for more than thirty years, and I didn't fire a single shot, but sometimes I used it to tickle. Ay... Speaking of which, it's a little itchy again. Come on, scratch it for me.

Zhou Xingxing: Is it the back?

Director Huang: Yes. It's simply a good gun.

Zhou Xingxing: Guns also have kindness?

Director Huang: My gun is kind by nature, and I am most afraid of falling into the hands of bad students, and then I will kill innocents indiscriminately and destroy lives!

Zhou Xingxing: Don't worry, sir, I will turn the whole school over until I help you find the missing gun.

Director Huang: Hey... Where can I turn it over and find you? That's a prestigious school! Many of the members of the Legislative Yuan are alumni of the president of that school, and if it is known, do I still have a face? So I want you to get into that school.

Zhou Xingxing: Sir, I don't have much confidence in teaching!

Director Huang: No one wants you to pretend to be a teacher or a student

Zhou Xingxing: Pretending to be a student? That's why I joined the Force because I hated reading the most. I can't pretend to be a student! Sir, if you do this, you will take me up to the top of a crater full of poisonous snakes and beasts, ignore my life and death, ignore my wailing, and stomp on me fiercely and without mercy, kicking me into the fiery magma.

Director Huang: How good that is, so that you can live a rich life and die a wonderful death. Needless to say, you can't sing poetry. Now, there is a buckle watch here, you take him with you, and it shows that 666 is me to buckle you! Well, yes, let's talk about it again, the teacher told me earlier!

Zhou Xingxing: Old ...... Division...... Early!

Director Huang: Well, very good, you remember not to let others know, otherwise you and I will be in trouble!

The third scene ends.

Mu Hai, who has not appeared for the time being, is already laughing next to him and can't get up.

Lu Liang had a black line on his head, and his mouth was broken, "If I knew that I was filming this role, I would definitely not come!" ”

Mu Hai held his stomach and twitched on the ground!

Chen Ge patted Lu Liang on the shoulder, "Director Lu, why are you unhappy, we are filming, the most important thing is to be happy." ”

Lu Liang gritted his teeth and said two words with extreme resentment, "Get out." ”

After the break on the set, the fourth scene started filming.

[The camera shifted, Zhou Xingxing walked into the school with difficulty, a teacher was waiting at the door, and the militarized management was very strict, and a group of students were being punished,]

Teacher: Do you dare to be late? What to watch?

Zhou Xingxing walked into the teaching building and was very surprised to see the huge text of the school rules hanging on the wall.

Teacher Zheng: You don't have to look at it, you will memorize it sooner or later!

A group of students passed by at this time and looked here: "This is the new one, it seems to be a stinky fart, which class is it?" Could it be our class, I don't think it's possible, right? ”

Director of Discipline: Zhou Xingxing, I am the Director of Discipline of this school - Lin Zuodong!

The two looked at each other, and a fly swirled in their ears.

Chen Ge suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed it: "Fly!" ”

Director of Discipline: You are transferred from the English High School, where there is garbage, nonsense, I don't care what your family has to do with the board, we Edinburgh is the most famous school, and produces the best students. I can't tolerate black sheep, if you don't love yourself, I'll definitely fire you, you know?

Zhou Xingxing habitually shouted: "It's sir!" ”

Director of Discipline: Interesting! Take him to the classroom!

Teacher Zheng: Come with me to the classroom!

Before leaving, Zhou Xingxing released the flies, leaving the director of training with the flies as companions, and entered the classroom to start the class directly.

Here in post-production, there is a fly sound effect.

After watching this scene, Lu Liang had to express his admiration for Chen Ge, because on the surface, Chen Ge's acting skills seemed to be very exaggerated, but I don't know why, there seems to be no sense of disobedience in the scene.

The fifth scene begins.

β€œaction!”

The location is in the class.

Female teacher: "Around 1987, there was an observation over Antarctica, which confirmed that there was an ozone hole in the sky over Antarctica, strong ultraviolet rays are harmful to living things, and a slight one will mutate the genetic genes of organisms, and in severe cases, it will kill the irradiated cells, and plants will also wither because of this, ultraviolet rays can also be transmitted into the deep sea, affecting the growth of seaweed, and it is the loss of the main food for marine organisms!" ”

For Chen Ge, these are like listening to heavenly books.

Chen Ge looked loveless, "I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom, I am sad and tearful, I am looking at you through the iron window, and my heart is sad and sad!" Wandering everywhere at the ends of the earth! Ay! ”

A board of rubbing flew right on Zhou Xingxing's mouth! The force is great!

Zhou Xingxing immediately stood up, put his right hand on his belt and drew his gun, "Who dares to attack the police?" ”

Female Teacher: What, what kind of police! It's you! Get the eraser back!

Female teachers are fiercer than superiors!

The students were amazed, "Is this all right?" Awesome! ”

The pictures of nonsensical movies are usually exaggerated, and no one can surpass Xing Ye at this point, because Zhou Xingchi's nonsense itself is not just exaggerated to please the audience. It has a deeper meaning,

Zhou Xingchi has at least three meanings: exaggeration, irony, and self-deprecation.

In Chen Ge's previous life in the movie of Zhou Xingchi.

The first is exaggeration. The nonsensical form is a special exaggeration. This kind of exaggeration exceeds the exaggeration required by film and television literature itself, so that many things are impossible for the audience or readers to know at a glance, but they still can't help but invest in it. In "The Night of the Soul", the madman he plays can fly with everyone in a paper hat, which is an exaggeration of traditional concepts; In "King Kong", he lived a life of poverty and luxury at the beginning, which is an exaggeration of his lifestyle; In "A Dragon of Luck", Ah Shui tore the female classmate's shirt in public, and then felt pain again, which is an exaggeration of emotional desire. Exaggeration brings people a vivid feeling, and brings all kinds of things that cannot be expressed or do not want to be expressed in ordinary life to an extreme.

The second is sarcasm. Life is impermanent, many pains and misfortunes are irresolvable, and in the face of the darkness and filth of society, the greed and selfishness of human nature, the lust of men, the fickleness of women, the boredom of work, and the trouble of earning money, everything is the goal of irony. In "Moonlight Treasure Box", a group of subordinates led by Supreme Treasure collectively pretend to be dead when he fights the goblins, which is a irony of loyalty, because at the beginning his subordinates appear to be the only leader of the gang; In "The Great Sage's Marry", he couldn't get rid of his love for a very hated woman, Zixia, which was an irony of promise, because he had already promised Bai Jingjing to be her husband, and five hundred years later, he would have been someone else's person; In "The God of Food", the protagonist refuses to die at the proposal of the two-knife turkey to draw a heart, which is a satire on a woman -- for a woman, no matter how righteous she is, how responsible, how intelligent, and capable, she is always just a skin in the eyes of men.

Finally, self-deprecation. In fact, self-deprecation should be the sublimation of irony, not only a realm of film and television art, but also a realm of thought. When a person learns to laugh at himself, he is truly mature. Throughout all the films of Stephen, all of them have a strong self-deprecation, among which "The King of Comedy" is the most important.

Distorting oneself, exaggerating oneself, satirizing oneself, and making the audience laugh, this is not an ordinary performance, it is a kind of inner revelation and confession. It is even more difficult to make self-deprecation just right, without giving the impression of grandstanding, you must have a humble appearance, an ordinary appearance, vulgar manners, a sluggish conversation, and even a seemingly stupid behavior...... There is only one shining light in your mixed body, and no one can replace it, and that is wisdom, and you give happiness to others with your wisdom.

Although Zhou Xingchi in this life is also a comedian, his achievements are not weaker than in his previous life, and the movies he made are of the same type, but the content is irrelevant, which gives Chen Ge the opportunity to restore these classics.

A scene continues after NG3 times.

in the classroom.

Teacher: I don't care if you're new or not, take my class and wander all over the world, what to see! Teachers also have self-esteem! Class! Well, now we talk about the atmosphere, the atmosphere can be divided into many layers, the closest layer to the ground we call it the troposphere! The altitude of 15,000 to 50,000 meters above the surface is called the dwelling layer!

During the lecture, Zhou Xingxing kept dozing off, and the female teacher's blackboard eraser kept flying over.

After a series of blackboard erasers, not only Zhou Xingxing has become numb, but the teacher's skills have also risen to a higher level.

On this day, the teacher speaks on the podium about ancient criminal law.

Teacher Zheng: The Ming Dynasty paid attention to criminal law, and it must be treated severely, especially bullying the king, entangled in the party and association, and stealing and peeping at the private interests! Yellow Turtle!

Han Dong played the yellow turtle in this film, and Han Dong asked: "What is Mr. Zheng's hidden voyeurism?" ”

Teacher Zheng: The latent pseudo refers to the current undercover agent, which is the informant as the saying goes! Such a person is to be sentenced to palace punishment.

Zhou Xingxing: Palace punishment?

Teacher Zheng: Cut ******! Children!

Zhou Xingxing: How much to cut?

Teacher Zheng: It depends on how many you have!

(To be continued.) )