Chapter 32: Enough is enough, you two enemies

Su Yan ate dinner and confirmed that the mobile phone had been delivered to Rolling Roll, so he went back with peace of mind.

Who knew that the mobile phone kept ringing on the way, which annoyed him so much that he couldn't do it, so he took it out at the door of the house to see how he deducted an extra friend application.

I first looked at what the name of the network was, Guwu, and I was the first, because I didn't verify it, and I left a few words.

"Su Yan, are you there? I'm Lele, and when I saw the buckle number in your live broadcast room, I came to add it! ”

"What's that, add me quickly when you see a message, don't pretend not to know!"

"What do you mean, don't you give face? Think I'm not going to impose it? ”

"What, you're so uninteresting, I'm going back to the zoo obediently, what's wrong with adding a friend, and won't you get pregnant?"

Pregnant with your sister! Seeing this, Su Yan wanted to beat him, don't pretend to be a national treasure like this, you don't toss it like this!

He was also going to dry the other party for a while, but he suddenly received a prompt that he had already added the other party as a friend and could start a conversation.

Then I saw myself replying: "You dead panda, are you endless?" Believe it or not, I'm going to smoke you next time? ”

I'll go, that's a good thing, but it's not what I said!

Su Yan suddenly found that it seemed that someone had logged in to his buckle on the computer, and then rolled back.

Immediately had a bad premonition, could it be that Miao'er used her own computer at home?

You're not hurting me, please don't turn off the live broadcast, the audience will be exposed if they watch it!

Hurry up to the live broadcast room to take a look, and sure enough, Miao'er's little guy is lying in front of the computer desk, pressing the keyboard with a cat's paw, and arguing with Rolling!

Then the buckle received the following reply:

"Who are you, so big?

I'll go, got it! It's you Ling Miao'er, what are you doing when you become a cat? ”

"Who's screaming? I'm just a cat, and I'm better than you, believe it or not, I scratched your nose next time? ”

"You dare? I'm a national treasure, protected by the law, and if you mess with me, you'll have a big problem! ”

"Meow a mi, who are you going to show off your might, do you want to repay the appointment?"

Su Yan didn't dare to watch it anymore, and immediately cut off the live broadcast, but the live broadcast room exploded again.

A group of people left messages frantically, saying that they were completely messy.

"Is it the way I opened the live stream, is it wrong? Why do cats use computers? ”

"This is not scientific, it must be a conspiracy of cats!"

"The anchor is coming home, your cat is fine!"

"Wait, didn't you say that you won't be allowed to become a fine after the founding of the country?"

Su Yan's face was pure, and he could only silently explain: "It's a misunderstanding, my screensaver is Mickey Mouse, and the kitten is always scratching him!" ”

But the explanation was not recognized, and everyone swiped unclear messages.

Su Yan didn't care about these anymore, so he hurriedly got off the line and rushed back to the house, kicking the door open.

Miao'er jumped back on the bed almost with lightning speed, and then pouted her buttocks, holding her head and pretending to be innocent.

But where did you deceive people?

Su Yan turned off the computer first, and then reprimanded Miao'er, saying Aren't you making trouble for me?

Everyone knows that you are crossing the cat, what if you are not afraid of being sliced?

Of course, Miao'er just turned a deaf ear, just lying in front of him, wagging her tail gently, selling cuteness and cuteness!

Su Yan looked at his heart and said I can't cure you, right?

immediately took out the big killer, and a cat teasing stick lit up in front of Miao'er, gently shaking to lure her to catch it.

Miao'er couldn't help twisting her head to the side, and said in her heart, what is this, I am a female monk of the Lingyue Sect, and I am also a cultivator, how can I be confused by a cat teasing stick?

However, why do I have an impatient urge in my heart, and I always want to go up and grab it twice!

It didn't take long for him to stand the birds, and he stared at the swaying cat teasing stick with a pair of eyes, and pounced on it with a snort.

Fortunately, Su Yan had been prepared, and between swinging up and down, she was caused to jump around and toss, and she couldn't stop at all.

Now Miao'er was caught in her weakness, completely defeated by the cat's habits, and she was very tired.

Finally, I lay on the bed and stuck out my tongue, saying that you want to play with a dead cat?

Su Yan touched her head and comforted, "Don't make trouble, right?" It's right to be obedient, Master! Isn't it just a panda, let's send it to the zoo, what's so scary? Come on, I'll see what else he has to say. ”

Continue to buckle and watch the rolling reply, this guy saw that no one responded for a while, and he was bored and began to swipe the screen.

"What about people, and there is no one to accompany me? Su Yan, when will you take me to eat delicious food again, after eating bamboo all day, I am almost tired again. ”

"Hey, don't you know how to shop online?" Su Yan suddenly came up with an idea and gave the other party an idea.

Anyway, if you want to concentrate on online shopping, you definitely don't have the heart to do anything else.

Rolling sent a helpless expression and said, "I also want to be locked up in the zoo, how can I shop online?" Let someone send it out of the cage and I'll pick it up, what the hell? ”

"Stupid, do you have to send it to the zoo? Isn't there a small shop nearby, it won't be sent there, I asked Master to open a teleportation array for you, and it will be delivered directly to your home, and no one knows. ”

Wait, just sent the message, Su Yan regretted it, if this product is a shopaholic, who will pay for it?

Do you want me to raise a roll for the country, Su Yan feels that this matter is getting more and more joyful!

Before he could regret it, he sent a string of smiling faces, which meant to swipe the screen.

Then he didn't confess to himself: "Well, I have a stronghold, why don't you go there and help me charge some money, I'll shop here if it's okay, and I don't have to go out again." ”

I rub, how can a panda still have a stronghold?

Su Yan has a black line, and I feel that things are going more and more strangely!

However, rolling on the other end of the phone, he was in infinite reverie, and left a message to himself: "What do you think I should buy first?" A takeaway, or a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner? Why don't you buy a box of new Gundam ......"

Ahh

Su Yan felt that this was all strange, and it was completely poisoned by modern society.

He silently took his eyes off his phone and looked at Miao'er on the side, with a lot of hatred for the enemy.

"Or, you go and beat him up again and warn him not to be so sassy!"

Miao'er silently licked her paws, indicating that she was willing to serve!

Rolling suddenly replied: "By the way, that place is a villa, I put the delicious food and other things I got there."

Later, someone came to live in it, and I made trouble and thought it was a haunted house, so no one dared to come.

You guys go secretly, I guess there is no one usually, just help me get my things back. ”

Hearing him say an address, Su Yan was really surprised, this is a famous local villa area, all of which are independent courtyards and rare two-story buildings.

The people who can live there are not ordinary people, and it's a miracle that you didn't get caught!

But think about it, it's also a villa area, why don't you go and see the long insight?

said to Rolling Roll: "Then you wait, I'll give you the news tomorrow after reading it." ”

was about to go offline, and the rolling was not over yet, so he continued to swipe the screen and said: "What's the hurry, talk for a while, I'm alone in the zoo for a long night, how lonely it is?" You don't accompany me, believe it or not I'm going to you? ”

I rub, this is still threatening?

Fortunately, Su Yan had an alien chip, so he decisively set up a simulated chat program, and accompanied Rolling to brush the screen in the middle of the night, almost making Rolling insomnia.

Think about it, a panda tirelessly buckles its phone in the moonlight, how happy the picture should be!?