Chapter 318: Longevity Vegetable Turmoil
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Sisi is definitely a man of action, and no one can stop him from doing anything.
No, Tsurufa can't even stand it.
"Sisi Boss, my good lady, it's hot at home, where do you need to buy so many furs."
"Is it much?" Sisi rolled her eyelids, "We have money, well, the cloak of white fox skin, the scarf of red fox skin, the hat of sable ......." ”
"Miss", Tsuruha was about to cry, "I can't take it." ”
"No, you have to buy it, if you don't buy it, you can't buy it, my great-grandfather is more than one person, you dare to go back if you don't spend the accommodation fee he gave, listen to me."
Let's go, let's go to the front again. ”
I have to say that Sisi Xiaoxian studied the emperor too thoroughly, and when someone went back to report to the emperor, the old man laughed and burst into tears, is he so bad? How he didn't think.
Originally, many people were very concerned about Sisi's entry into Beijing, and it was rumored that she had a secret recipe for immortality, knew the whereabouts of the Gate of Bliss, and had a secret conversation with the emperor for half a month, and she didn't know what to say, so she was quite concerned.
But when I looked at these things that this bear child bought, the speed at which he spent money, instantly paid a lot less attention, after all, is he still a bear child? There's something amazing. The turtle from the place, what else can you do except be a loser?
The enemy does not move, I do not move, since the enemy has relaxed his vigilance, the time has come to be naughty.
"Will this dish work?"
"It's too expensive."
"That's right, Boss Sisi, it's kneeling."
"A thousand taels for a plate of vegetables." This is all caught up with Ming.
The crowd shook their heads and doubted too much.
The old god was there, huddled in the couch, squinting and not speaking.
These bastards, how do you drop when you have more money. Hum. Too lazy to take care of it.
"Boss Sisi, this, it's really too expensive." A few gentlemen squeezed their eyes, and finally decided to let the little fat man get on, who can eat it, "It's just a thousand taels of fried leeks with eggs and rice, isn't this smashing your own signboard?" "When the book is used, I hate it. Suddenly, now I feel that the masters are very kind.
"You know the." And they were all against it. Even this usually most obedient dead fat man objected, and he had a seizure, snap. Throwing away the leaf card in his hand, "Have you tried the dish?" ”
Everyone nodded, "Uh-huh." ”
"It's not delicious."
"Deliciously indeed. But. ”
"Isn't it delicious? Fools, but I'm not going to feed you. What the hell are you doing with all that care? ”
Everyone is honest.
"But if no one comes to eat, it will be a shame."
The little fat man was not afraid of death, and continued to mumble quietly.
"Stupid." Sisi simply jumped up. "A bunch of fools, you deserve to die poor, you can't just look at the amount of food." It also depends on the quality of the dish, and the name of the dish must be packaged to improve its cultural connotation. What we sell is not a dish, what we sell is a long life. ”
"What?"
Everyone sucked in their saliva. It sounds like it makes a lot of sense, but it doesn't really make sense.
"I rule the world with filial piety, this New Year is a good opportunity to reflect filial piety, the name of this dish is called longevity dish, you don't buy it, you don't buy it you are not filial.
If this is a string of relatives and friends, the three aunts and six mothers-in-law nag, oh hehehe, you ponder and ponder. ”
"Wonderful." The little military advisor slapped his thigh with a folding fan, using too much strength, and snorted in pain, "That's a good idea, but what if the guests have any opinions?" ”
"Blow." Sisi glanced at everyone very clearly, "That's right, it's just a word, blow, just say that this dish is the seed sown by the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang, the water watered by Chang'e Su'e is not ordinary water, the water in the jade bottle of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South China Sea, and the seven fairies harvested it." ”
"Can anyone believe it?"
The little fat man's questions were all in a trill, and he was so scared to listen to.
"So you have no interest, if you want to make a lot of money, you have to be bold, and the timid get out.
Also, you just blow it like this, give me a stuck, the number is limited, no credit will be accepted, in order to reflect the principle of fairness, no back door will be passed, this little immortal will be retreated. ”
The special Sisi boss is too bad, she retreats and ascends to immortals, leaving us to give you thunder, how can you do this.
"Boss Sisi, we strongly request to go into retreat with you."
Dangerous eyes, a few squirts, Ling Chi felt a cool breeze on the back of his neck.
"What are you going to do, the New Year's Eve is not filial, you want to be beaten, as your boss, you have to educate you to take the right path, stewardship, and go to the family law."
The old housekeeper couldn't close his mouth happily on the side, our little county lord is powerful, and he can see how obedient he is to cure this little scourge in the capital.
"Sisi Boss, my mother called me home for dinner, see you back, see you later."
"That silk boss, I forgot, my brother came back from the border today and had a reunion dinner."
Hulala, when they saw that they were going to be beaten, they all ran away.
The slightest beauty is beautiful, lying on the couch with her little feet dangling, with a shrewd calculation on her face.
When Crane Feather looked at it, he said in his heart, I don't know who is going to be unlucky again.
If you don't go through the back door, can you kill it? The first to come was the Emperor.
"Little bastard, which of your tendons is wrong, make trouble."
"Grandpa, this is a bad statement, anyway, thanks to the golden branch, almost the entire Nine Immortals know that I have the secret recipe for immortality.
Hey, hey, hey, I can't just wait for those villains to calculate me, I'll make a little money and spend it first. ”
The emperor mysteriously waved his hand to make the outsiders retreat before asking, "Can you live a long life?" ”
Sisi also mysteriously approached the emperor, "No, but the taste will be better, I will share fifty percent of the money you earn, help us publicize, publicize." ”
"Okay, but I'll have to try it first."
"Haha, of course you can't just eat scrambled eggs with longevity leeks."
"And the perks?" The Emperor's eyes lit up.
"Add a longevity radish skin to you."
Then the emperor left angrily, and ordered the lord of Yuxian County to bully the monarch and punish him with a two-month grounding.
Public opinion in the capital was in an uproar, Yu Xiaotai Sui didn't even give the emperor's face, this longevity dish must be tried.
It is said that Yu Xiaotai Sui has an immortal recipe for growing immortal, and you have to try it if you have a shadow or not, if it is true, you will lose if you don't eat it.
At the New Year's banquet, the emperor was furious, "I am most annoyed by this deceitful, the slightest child, who dares to deceive me, the crime is unforgivable, and no one is allowed to buy any longevity vegetables." ”
Hearing these words in the ears of the ministers, it means that Yu Xiaotai Sui didn't even give the emperor's face, so you have to try it, if it's a fake, there is no need to offend the emperor, it must be hard-won, especially certain.
At this time, he turned his face, it must be that black and black are not evenly distinguished.
Or maybe the emperor is too dark, and he lives a long life and doesn't care about others.
Don't forget, this old man and young man have made a lot of money in the horse race.
A wind of scrambled eggs with leeks blew in the capital instantly. And there is no limit, as long as there is silver. But some people are happy, and some people are angry.
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