"Oh hehehe...... Father-in-law, but what about mother-in-law? ”

Ren Qian leaned half of his body into it without smiling, and instantly retracted back, looked at the nurse sister with a questioning expression, and asked in a low voice: "You clearly told me that I only have the smell of burning all over the house, but where is this scorching smell, it is obviously the smell of leakage from biological and chemical weapons!" ”

Nurse Sister: "......"

"Ouch, the son-in-law is here, come in, come in. I'm so angry today, Wan Feng, that kid dares to suppress you on Weibo because he has more fans than you.

Hum! Your father-in-law and I saw that the road was uneven and drew a sword to help, climbed up and shouted, brought my tens of millions of fans, and also called an army of Feifei fans, surrounded Wanfeng's sycophant brigade, and directly beat him to lose his armor, fall into flowers, and cry for his father and mother.

But why didn't you show up?

Now your fans won't resist, and Fei Fei's fans and I won't shoot back, hurry up and send Weibo to scold Wan Fei, send it quickly, my father-in-law will take you to kill the Quartet today. ”

Oh hehehe......

Ren Qian and Sister Wen Run sneered at the same time, they were still so happy when they were dying.

The father-in-law was stunned by the mocking expressions that the two had been staring at, so he got up from the sofa in a daze, and looked for a long time before he found the slippers and put them on.

The moment he stood up, his face showed a look of shock, and he turned to look at the kitchen in disbelief.

"I didn't even notice, huh...... Maybe you were having too much fun, so you ignored it. ”

Oh hehehe......

You can ignore such a foul smell that is so strong that it irritates the tear ducts?

Who to fool!

There's a way to pretend to be stupid.

The father-in-law was distracted, so he had to sit back on the sofa with a smile. In fact, Fei Fei is good at everything, but her cooking skills are too frustrating.

When she cooks a dish, she always opens up some speechless brain holes.

For example, she will throw the vegetables in the pot first.

: Listening to the sneering voice, she thinks, "Am I opening up a new culinary path?"

Off the beaten path, the resulting dishes are sure to be delicious.

Boom......

When the time comes, Brother Lin Wenrun and Ren Qian will be full of praise~

Thinking of this, she smiled beautifully - as a result, the food was mushy when she laughed and laughed!

Only then did the queen react, and she still had to follow the steps on the recipe!

So she scooped up the black vegetables, put oil and salt, and when she saw that the clear cooking oil was boiling in the country, she poured the already burned vegetables into it.

At this time, her brain hole opened again.

With oil, these vegetables should be moister, right?

I saw that the fried items on the snack street were all burnt, and I was also burnt. It must taste great.

Boom......

They will definitely praise it when the time comes~

Smiling and smiling, there was already black smoke in the pot, and she was finally willing to pick it up.

I saw that the snack street was full of smoke before I caught it, and I also mastered the best cooking heat.

Boom......

Sure enough, the wisdom of the people cannot be underestimated.

A plate of dark dishes is freshly baked, and the queen's brain hole has begun again.

Why don't you taste it?

No, no, I'll taste it later, I think it's very delicious, my mouth is greedy, I eat it all, what if the three of them don't have to eat?

I must overcome myself!

In this way, the queen has been immersed in her own brain hole and can't extricate herself. Coincidentally, because of her breakthrough in the sky, she has never eaten her own food.

…………

"There wasn't much left in the fridge, and the thought of them turning into black charcoal and entering my fragile stomach made me lose my appetite."

The nurse's sister pouted, pulled Ren Qian to sit by the window, the cold wind at the end of winter brushed her face, giving people a kind of quiet enjoyment that was really good to be alive, and the two sat like this, cherishing the hard-won good time before the meal.

"Fei Fei, the son-in-law has arrived, he is already hungry, and if he is hungry, he will die! Shall we go out to eat?

Save you from working so hard, I will feel sorry for you when I am tired.

I'm going to marry you home just to keep your fingers from touching the spring water.

In the future, let me cook, wash dishes, wash clothes, mop the floor and so on. You just have a good rest, hurry up and come out, let's go eat outside~"

Lin Ruowan said hard, he couldn't eat more than four meals of black charcoal, and even on Chinese New Year's Eve, he ate black charcoal, so that he didn't even keep a vigil.

Alas, it's all tears.

Until now, he can't see a little black thing when eating, otherwise he will accidentally associate it, and he will be sick to his stomach when he thinks about it!

"My cooking skills have improved a long way this time. The dish has been cooked, so I'll serve it~"

Long-term progress?!

Before everyone could react, the queen of heaven brought a plate of dishes returned from studying in Africa to the table. It's so fast!

"Come and eat, what are you doing in a daze? Ren Qian, this will be your home from now on, tell your mother-in-law whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you, you're welcome. ”

Ren Qian: "......"

His mood was broken, there was still someone in this world who could say such vicious things with a pleasant face. Picking up the chopsticks, he smiled bitterly and glanced at his sister nurse, and then at his father-in-law, who was also miserable, picked up the bowl and sacrificed himself for righteousness!

…………

In the middle of the night, the nurse's sister helped Ren Qian, who was weak in his legs, dizzy, and depressed, and his eyes were blank, out of the drug cave.

She was so moved that she didn't want it, because Ren Qian said, "The food is delicious, I want it." Since Wen Run has a small appetite at night, and in order to help Wen Run lose weight, then I will eat her share. As an excuse, he took the initiative to take her share of the dish.

Success saved her from this disaster.

It's just that Ren Qian is even more tragic, and now he is unconscious and half-paralyzed.

He was lying on the soft lap of his nurse's sister, staring blankly at the roof of the car, and an advertising slogan slowly appeared in his mind: charcoal in his throat, he couldn't cough it out and couldn't swallow it, it was disgusting.

He didn't want to go through it a second time today.

"Sister nurse, can I take you out to live?

Stay away, and try your best to find an excuse to avoid eating in the future.

In short, we won't eat it if we kill it, and if we eat it again, I'm afraid I'll die violently......"

Ren Qian forcibly held back the nausea churning in his stomach and said in a choked voice.

"You have a lot of point! We must do our best to escape from Aunt Feifei's clutches, not to mention the dishes, even the plates that hold those dishes I dare not look at, even the smell left in the house I don't want to smell! ”

"Then ...... tonight"

"I'm not going to send you back to the dormitory, we're going to find a hotel. I'm going to look for a house tomorrow! ”

The nurse's sister looked resolute, she had had enough, and she definitely couldn't stay in that Longtan tiger's den anymore and wait for death.

Hier…… Hier…… Hier……

Ren nodded weakly, turned his head sideways again, and buried his head in it. But my heart is dark.

Wow Ka Ka ~

You just agreed to live together?!

It's really effortless to come by~

In the future, you can sleep with the beauty every day, the warm fragrance and beautiful jade are in your arms, and the nose is full of girl's body fragrance, that picture, I feel very fragrant when I think about it, and it is sour...... Gee.