Chapter 116
[Super Bandit Super Big Mission: Kill the Beast God!] Goal: During the competition, work together to defeat the beast god Aoman, and the task reward: 50 million bandit coins! 】
The bandit system that was unlocked by the sea god is like a hang-up for Belle and the ruffian, and they can take the task whenever they want. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Wife, I'll help you save up enough for the 50 million, and the remaining 50 million bandit coins will depend on you in the future." The ruffian hugged Belle and hurried to kiss it, if it wasn't too late, he wanted to do it again.
After the start of this battle, if you are not careful, it may be that the future will be indefinite.
"I will definitely work hard to make money, husband, you are with me."
The ruffian and Berey showed off their affection as if no one was around, completely ignoring these big families who suddenly arrived and did not come well.
Orman sneered and glanced at a corner of the audience.
Poseidon, even if you are here, so what, there are so many people on our side, look at how you protect Chen Beilei!
If the sea god dares to make a move in public, these patriarchs of the big families who have been unified by the Otman can all become witnesses!
As if sensing Omana's unkind eyes, the sea god unhurriedly evoked a smile.
"It's time to show off our killer feature."
As soon as Hai Shen's voice fell, the host on the stage suddenly screamed.
"Respected patriarchs, as well as the audience, today our venue is simply splendid, in order to show support for this event, the singer Miao Miao of the Poseidon family warms his heart, and will provide beautiful singing as support for our players!"
With the host's excited shout, a cloud suddenly rose in the sky, accompanied by flower petals in the sky, and a flying machine that burned the bag slowly landed from the sky, and the audience instantly boiled.
The national idol is here!
"Miao Miao warms your heart, we love you!"
"Miao Miao warms your heart, I want to give you a monkey!"
The slogan, which was not unified just now, was unified in an instant, and it turned into a shout of cheering for the national idols, and even the patriarchs who were unified by the beast god couldn't help but show happy expressions.
The charm of national idols is infinite.
I saw a person standing on the aircraft, wearing a glittering performance costume, and the gorgeous costume was covered with tinkling ornaments, which shone dazzlingly with the illumination of the lights.
"Dear audience friends, I want to kill you~" Miao Miao waved warmly to the crowd.
"Ah~"
The audience screamed in unison, and the huge venue instantly turned into the concert scene of the god of songs, and the atmosphere was instantly ignited.
"Let me hear your cheers~" The god of song brought his own megaphone, and his voice echoed in every corner of the venue.
"Miao Miao warm heart, Miao Miao warm heart~"
The corners of the beast's mouth twitched, what the hell is the sea god doing, what is he doing to release his drama brother!
And what's even more hateful is that Orman has studied for so long, and finally managed to gather the patriarchs of so many big families, thinking of creating huge pressure on the riffraff and Belle.
As a result, on the Poseidon side, only one singer was used, and he grabbed all the limelight.
From the corner of his eye, he also swept to the people he invited to shout, and the face of the beast god Orman was even more ugly.
The god of song is quite noisy, put his hand next to his ear, and said so gently and affectionately, "The voice here is weaker than that side~"
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience behind Auman screamed in unison, and Auman's ears were about to break.
Damn singing, you give me to remember! Orman glared at Yu Miao fiercely.
Yu Miao winked at him naughtily, lalala, I'm so angry with you, I can't beat you~
The task given to him by his brother Poseidon is to add status to Bei Lei and the riffraff, but before completing the main task, it is also a very cool n_n thing to be able to be angry
The Poseidon Niangniang in the audience was also speechless by her own brother-in-law, the appearance of the super sassy bag.
"This bear child, can you not bring the halo of the protagonist every time? As soon as he came out, no one called my apprentice's name. ”
"But look at Auman." Poseidon did not hurry to appease his wife.
The sea god Niangniang glanced at the direction where Ao Xiaomei was standing, although she was still wearing a mask, but from the arrangement of facial muscles, it was not difficult to see that Ao Man was about to die of anger.
Yu Miao didn't seem to think the atmosphere was too warm, standing on the stage, he was followed by a row of bands, floating on special devices, forming an air band, and the god of song held the microphone to sensationalize.
"Summoned by the organizing committee, I voluntarily provided background music for the finals free of charge, and I hope that everyone will feel our Poseidon family full of love in the company of singing~"
This love, or compared a heart shape with both hands, compared to the direction of Auman, and almost gave Auman's mask to fall off.
Full of bullshit love, it's full of malice!
This singer is even worse than his brother Yu Hai!
But the worse is still to come.
"Before the start of the competition, I plan to sing a warm-up song to everyone, the name of the song is called "Thin (Beast) Body (God) One Meter Six"~"
Bei Lei was still in a deep love affair with the ruffian, but after hearing the spoof of the god of songs, she was still a little sad about parting, but it disappeared in an instant.
"Before the game, the master said that he had found a strong backup for us, who else should I be, it turned out to be Uncle Miao!"
The god of song Miao Miao warms his heart, this is his stage name.
His real name is Yu Miao, he is the younger brother of the sea god Yu Hai, and it is said that before immigrating to the interstellar, he was also a gentleman with a good outlook and a gentle personality, but he didn't make why, after immigrating, he went in the direction of spoofing and naughty, and he was gone.
During the time when Bai Lei was cultivating in Blue Star, he also had contact with Yu Miao, according to Yu Miao himself, when he was on Earth, because he couldn't stay with the person he liked, he restrained himself, and he could love unscrupulously when he came here, and the person he liked was the Xiao Lord Xiao Huihui who was chased by him for two lifetimes and finally raised the flag and surrendered, and became the captive of the god of song.
All in all, because he finally got the lover he wanted, and under the strong protection of the Poseidon couple, this baby finally let go of her character.
As soon as Orman heard the title of the song, he had an ominous premonition.
When the god of songs began to sing, the beast god's face turned completely green.
"After the new rain in the empty mountain, the beast god is one meter six, he wants to be poor, the beast god is one meter six, the grandmother hears the girl, the beast god is one meter six, the cave room flowers candle night, the beast god is one meter six, the wind is Xiao Xiao and the water is cold, even if the beast god is one meter six, the two yellow orioles are singing green willows, laughing and talking about the beast god one meter six~"
The people who understood the lyrics and understood the connotation of the sea god all laughed.
The audience who don't know why, they just feel that the melody is good, and the voice of the god of song is too magical, and whatever you sing can make people shout excitedly.
"Brother Hai, your brother, talent." Chen Yuejian was originally sentimental and worried about her daughter's future today.
Especially, seeing the people who assisted so many beast gods, Chen Yuejian was even more worried.
As a result, the god of the sea sacrificed the god of living treasure songs, and the atmosphere of sadness and parting was gone.
Especially the lyrics of this joy, every sentence is aimed at Auman, with Auman's expression that he is obviously angry to death and can't take the initiative to show his identity, it's really enjoyable!
Auman hates people to say he's tall!!
"He sang the song, and I wrote the lyrics!" Poseidon Niangniang is so arrogant.
Chen Yue glanced at her faintly and gave her a thumbs up silently.
Sister-in-law, you are also a talent!
"Our limelight has been stolen by him..."The ruffian looked speechlessly at the singer who stole the show when he came out.
"Then why don't you hurry up and kiss the two of you?" Belle hugged the ruffian, and the two of them gnawed together fiercely.
Auman's face was about to be distorted, but the spoof of the god of song continued.
The song seemed to be endless, sung over and over again, and the whole venue was floating with the beautiful but very annoying singing voice of the singer, and finally, it came to an end.
However, the epilogue is even more infuriating!
"The Beast God is the shortest, no, strongest of the warriors! Fast! Use Roundhouse Kicks! Beast God! Defend with your face... Yes! The beast god has been trampled on his face! ”
Click, the floor of Auman Station was crushed alive by him.
"Poof!" Chen Yuejian, who has pupil power, really can't hold back when she sees this scene.
Auman is also a talent, can he bear this?
Yu Miao almost pointed at his nose and scolded, so that he could endure it and not tell his identity, what kind of strong face is this?
After Yu Miao finished singing, he glanced at Aoman, who was angry with him, with a little regret, and added with the microphone.
"Just now, that song fully expressed the good intentions of excessive weight loss that is not conducive to height development, and it is by no means deliberately satirizing anyone..."
That's weird!
"When I come back, invite this guy to our house, I have to treat him to a drink." The ruffian instantly became a fan of the god of songs.
"Well, I'll cook for him myself."
The ruffian froze and looked at Belle stiffly, "Wife, don't you bully our friends like this!" ”
It was rare that Belle did not become angry, but cushioned her feet and kissed the ruffian.
"If you don't want me to harm all our friends, you can come back quickly, and you can do it to them."
"Well, I listen to my wife."
Orman endured Yu Miao's singing provocation here, and when he turned around, he saw the ruffian and the abused dog next to Belle as if no one was around, and they all bullied him for being single...
"Orlando, act according to the plan for a while, you drag Yu Sven, I'll go catch Berey, I suspect what the sea god has done to them, let's fight quickly - Orlando?"
Orman didn't get a response from Orlando, and when he looked back, his nose was almost crooked.
I saw Orlando and looked up in the direction of the god of songs.
"Orlando, what are you looking at?"
"The thing they played was very interesting, and I should try it when I got back to the snowy region."
At this time, Orlando did not have the consciousness before the war at all, but instead used a small expression of Wen Qing who was delayed by the war, and Orman glared at him warningly.
"You don't want to save your mother? Don't forget, how long can your mother survive without my mental strength? ”
"Actually, I feel a little sympathy for you, uncle." After watching the band brought by the god of songs, Orlando glanced at Belle and the ruffian who were still hugging each other.
And in the audience, those who were really waiting for the victory of the ruffian and Belley, looked at their uncle and shook their heads.
"What are you talking about?!" Orman frowned.
How does he feel that after his nephew came out of the snowy region, he seemed to be a different person, no longer the idiot of life, nor the person who was controlled by himself.
"All involuntary bondage relationships are not long-lasting, you even me and my mother have to be controlled by interests, when interests are not around you, what are you left of?"
Auman was silent.
"You came up with these words yourself?"
"My mother told me, she wrote it in the biscuits, and there are a lot of chicken soup for the soul, life insights, uncle, do you want to eat it? My mother said that you have been lacking calcium since you were a child, and you have grown up lacking love..."
"Shut up!" Auman was just ridiculed by Yu Miao, and was told by his nephew that he had the heart to kill.
"Actually, I just seriously thought about it, some people have grown up, but they always do childish things, and the child in my heart has not grown up, which is a very sad thing."
"Your mother's evaluation of you is quite in place."
“... I'm talking about you, uncle. ”
Orman: ╰_╯!!
"The game is about to start, don't always hold a broken book, the content in it is all dead and won't help you!"
Hearing the referee announce that the semifinals would start 1 minute later, Orman warned Orlando.
"This sentence is not written in a book, it is my own thought."
Orlando muttered to himself, looking at the confident Auman, and suddenly felt a little pitiful for his uncle.
"Comprehension, if it is really a momentary thing, I think, I understand."
Orlando muttered to himself, Orlando understood what the riffraff had told him last night.
Finding what he likes is a complete life, and he thought that collecting beautiful beads and collecting a woman with beautiful eyes like Belle would be very happy.
Not.
Orman's back looked extremely desolate, and Orlando understood what his brother Euswen said.
"Uncle, do you really, know what you want?"
Orman froze, as if poked in the center of a sore spot, and he turned his head angrily and roared at Orlando.
"Shut up!"
"You don't need to turn the book, I also know that your reaction is the legendary, annoyed and angry, and being told the central thing, very sad?"
"Get out!" Orman hit an icicle and Orlando dodged it easily.
The movement here attracted the attention of the riffraff and Belle.
"The two of them, why did they have infighting?" Belle wondered.
"Although I grew up a little late, I grew up after all." The ruffian nodded, and said in his heart that he would have to ask his father for credit when he turned around.
He's the eldest brother, it's quite in place, and waking up the lost cute boy with a sentence is even stronger than the soul aunt's towel.
"What do you say?" Belle didn't understand a word.
"Wife, in the future, I must be asked to do the education of children, I find that I am quite suitable for educating children."
The ruffian looked in the direction of Orlando and sighed.
How many people have been delayed in this war.
If there was no war, his father and mother would not have been separated for so many years because of misunderstanding.
His younger brother may still be a literary young man, who has nothing to look up at the sky and be bright and sad.
And he can also be a little cute ruffian who happily rotates around his wife.
In fact, after deducting those identities or something, everyone is just ordinary people.
(To be continued.) )