Chapter 0322: First Touch and First Kiss

"Punishing you? You are so naΓ―ve, so good-looking, like a fairy, it's too late to reward you, how can I bear to punish you. β‰₯ β‰₯ nodded β‰₯ Xiao β‰₯ said," Luo Yuhan glanced at Huang Qiqi and said with a smile.

Huang Qiqi heard Luo Yuhan praise like this, raised her head slightly, and asked with a shy: "No wonder Wang Xinhua wants to be ambiguous with you after getting along with you for a while, it turns out that your little mouth is so sweet, you spit honey when you open your mouth, witty words, flatterers don't even have to fight the draft, as soon as you talk about it, I am about to float." ”

"You can't float up, become Chang'e, where can I find you." Luo Yuhan continued to flatter.

"People are so fat, where do they look good, 108,000 miles away from Chang'e, you just deliberately flatter others, and you don't admit it."

Luo Yuhan could hear that Huang Qiqi said that she was fat, but in fact, she hoped that Luo Yuhan would say the specific point, so she simply opened the conversation box and continued to pour ** soup to Huang Qiqi, saying: "Comrade Qiqi, you are too modest, first of all, from the point of view, girls can grow to more than one meter six, they have the prerequisites for beauty, and secondly, your complexion is so good, although I can't see you anywhere else, but from your complexion, there is white in red, red in white, white as clotted fat, red as rouge, red and white complement each other, This kind of skin color doesn't dare to say that one out of a thousand, it's not an exaggeration to say that one out of a thousand miles, and secondly, although you are fat, but you don't show your flesh, fat and cute, which is like a certain star, thin dry firewood stick, looking at the eyesore, holding the panic, and then the second ......"

"Don't be a hooligan." Huang Qiqi glanced at Luo Yuhan and said shyly.

"Kiki, this is your fault, I'm obviously praising you, how can you be a hooligan." Luo Yuhan retorted.

"You said you wanted to see other places, not hooligans." Hang Qiqi asked weakly.

"Kiki, you're thinking too much, isn't what I'm saying the truth? Generally speaking, the skin color of a person's whole body is one, and the rest of the body of a person with a white face must be very white, and vice versa, have you ever seen a person with a white face and a black body, and a person with a black face and a white face has never seen it. ”

Huang Qiqi was afraid that Luo Yuhan would become more and more out of tune the more he talked, and he might not be able to talk about anything if he continued, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "Since you have seen that my qi is stagnant and blood stasis, please prescribe a prescription to eradicate the disease." ”

"Hehe, good ha, it's my honor to serve the beauty, the method is very simple, moxibustion works in a week, and within two months, I will ensure that you will recover completely."

"Moxibustion? How moxibustion, how come I haven't heard of it. Huang Qiqi looked at Luo Yuhan and asked, her eyes puzzled.

"That's right, moxibustion, moxibustion, you are a nurse, not a doctor, not a Chinese medicine, of course I haven't heard of it, with more than five years of Chen moxibustion a few acupuncture points, three days of fast results, slow a week, two or three months later, I promise that your aunt will take care of you according to the time, no longer come without saying hello."

Huang Qiqi heard Luo Yuhan mention the eldest aunt again, instinctively turned her head to look at the door, and whispered with a red face: "Divine doctor, you talk to a girl, can you not be a big aunt and an aunt is short, how embarrassing it is." ”

Luo Yuhan smiled suppressively and said: "Qiqiha, even ordinary people know the truth of not being a doctor, because you are still a nurse, talking about a big aunt will scare you like this, not to mention that what I said is obscure enough, I want to say what the moon is, you are not ashamed to die." ”

"You open your mouth, auntie, shut up the moon or something, as if that thing grew on your mouth." Huang Qiqi said coldly.

After Huang Qiqi finished speaking, she laughed, lowered her head, and almost buried her head in the wooden basin. Luo Yuhan quipped again: "Hey, hey, what squeak do you want to drink when you're thirsty, don't drink yellow soup, take a sip and go in, you can't pull it down for three days, although the eldest aunt is gone, it will suffocate people." ”

Huang Qiqi turned her head and retched, but fortunately did not throw up. Luo Yuhan continued to tease: "Miss Kiki, do you have it?" ”

"Stinky rascal, you have it, people are serious lying yellow flower girls, how can there be." Huang Qiqi scolded first, feeling that she was talking too much, so she quickly explained.

"You didn't vomit any reason."

Huang Qiqi then understood that Luo Yuhan was deliberately teasing her, so she glared at Luo Yuhan angrily, and said angrily: "You are a miracle doctor who often treats people, it turns out that you are so improper, but people are serious girls, if you joke with me like this, people will ignore you anymore." ”

Luo Yuhan also felt that he had laughed too much, and wanted to apologize not only to feel redundant, but also to think that it was too hypocritical, so he quickly explained with a smile: "In the middle of the night, the two of us sat dry, stimulated by not saying anything, for fear that you would doze off, since you can't let go, I won't joke with you." ”

"Divine doctor, I usually have a very cheerful personality, if you really joke with me, I don't care, but where are you joking, it's clearly teasing me, I've repeated it many times, the parents are so old, I've never talked about this kind of topic with others, even if it's between girls, you bite one by one or something, I really can't accept it." Huang Qiqi also counted on Luo Yuhan to treat herself, and in order to ease the atmosphere, she hurriedly explained to Luo Yuhan.

Luo Yuhan wanted to brake, but when he heard Huang Qiqi take the initiative to mention topics such as flirting, he thought, this is your initiative, and you can't complain about me, so he asked: "Listen to your tone, you haven't talked about a boyfriend until now, something like hugging and kissing, you must not have experienced it." ”

"Not to mention hugging and kissing, I haven't even pulled a boy's hand." Huang Qiqi confessed.

"It's a coincidence, it's such a coincidence, I'm the same as you, so far, I haven't even pulled a girl's hand, you and I are both fallen people at the end of the world, it's pitiful enough, Comrade Kiki, if you don't dislike it, I want to pull your hand, okay?"

Huang Qiqi was stunned for a moment, and immediately said with a smile: "Divine doctor, you are really good at talking, I just said that I didn't hold a boy's hand, you said that you didn't hold a girl's hand, but I remember you just said that there are a lot of girls who like you, is it that among so many girls who like you, none of them have taken the initiative to hold your hand?" ”

"Don't tell lies in front of real people, no."

"Trick the devil, I don't believe it." Huang Qiqi said contemptuously.

"Those who are clear are self-purifying, believe it or not is your business, I will not force you."

Luo Yuhan looked up at his watch, and saw that fifteen minutes had arrived, so he put Haozi's house on the bed, walked to the empty bed on the side, and said to himself after lying down on his back: "I'm tired, if Nurse Wang is here, I don't need to squeak to see, I will definitely take the initiative to come up and give me a massage." ”

Huang Qiqi naturally understood what the divine doctor meant, and muttered in a low voice: "I can do what Wang Xinhua can do, for the sake of you still giving me moxibustion, I will give you a massage, but I can remind you that Wang Xinhua is specially trained, and my techniques cannot be compared with her, if you press you badly, don't blame me." ”

Huang Qiqi said, walked to the side of the bed, stretched it out, and asked in a low voice, "Divine doctor, may I ask where you are uncomfortable?" ”

"My hands are numb, my feet are cramping, I haven't washed my feet for three days, and taking off my shoes can smoke people to death, so let's press on my hands."

Without waiting for Huang Qiqi to agree, Luo Yuhan grabbed Huang Qiqi's hand like lightning. Huang Qiqi didn't know what Luo Yuhan wanted to do, she was startled, and wanted to pull her hand out of Luo Yuhan's hand, Luo Yuhan pulled Huang Qiqi's hand into her arms, Huang Qiqi leaned forward and lay on Luo Yuhan's body.

"Let go of me." Huang Qiqi struggled and shouted angrily.

"Haha, don't, don't you regret that you haven't held hands with boys, I'll let you experience the taste of holding hands with boys, I dedicated my first touch to you, you should be happy." Luo Yuhan said with a smile.

Huang Qiqi wanted to climb down from Luo Yuhan, but her hand was charged, she couldn't achieve her goal, she shouted loudly and was afraid of being heard, so she could only struggle desperately, in addition to her body constantly swinging, she also shook her head, in the process of shaking her head, a pink face rubbed against Luo Yuhan's face several times, and her mouth inadvertently touched Luo Yuhan's lips.

Now Huang Qiqi stopped doing it and began to shout loudly. Luo Yuhan was also afraid of alarming others, so he quickly let go of Huang Qiqi.

Huang Qiqi climbed out of bed, took off her shoes, and hit Luo Yuhan regardless of life or death, but every time her shoes hit Luo Yuhan, they were bounced back, but Luo Yuhan was unharmed.

Huang Qiqi threw away her shoes and hid her face and wept.

Luo Yuhan originally just wanted to make a joke with Huang Qiqi, but he didn't expect the joke to get bigger and bigger, and now he saw Huang Qiqi crying again, and he was ashamed, but he didn't have the habit of apologizing, so he smiled and said: "Comrade Qiqi, I not only dedicated my first touch to you, but also contributed my first kiss, I suffered such a big loss, I didn't shout injustice, you cried, I don't know and think I did something unseemly, don't cry, I cry, I want to cry too, woo woo woo-"

Luo Yuhan came as soon as he said it, crying as if it was real. Huang Qiqi saw that Luo Yuhan was really crying, so she quickly put it away, sobbed and said, "Obviously, you bullied me, and you pretended to be wronged, so it can be seen that you are not anything." ”

"I was originally quite pure, but as soon as I dedicate my first touch and first kiss to you, I will not be pure, and impure things are certainly not good things."

"What do you mean, even if you dedicated your first touch to me, you didn't suffer Hamei, male and female physical contact, it's always boys, it's us girls who suffer."

Luo Yuhan originally wanted to play with Huang Qiqi for a while, but at this time, Wang Xinhua broke in in a hurry, and without asking what the two were doing, he stretched out his hand in front of Huang Qiqi and said, "Hey, pay back the money." ”

Huang Qiqi looked embarrassed, pulled Wang Xinhua aside, and muttered a few words in a low voice. Wang Xinhua snorted and said loudly: "You didn't say that when I lent you money, I lost more than 2,000 just now, if you don't pay back the money, how can I turn it over, besides, I still owe the dean more than 500." ”

"Isn't it just that I owe you a few dollars, what are you yelling at, you don't have money, you have a life, you can drop as much as you like." Huang Qiqi looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, which is in stark contrast to her previous pure appearance.

Wang Xinhua glanced at Luo Yuhan, gave Huang Qiqi Nunu a mouth, and said, "You won't lend him some." ”

"I just met someone, so I'm so embarrassed." Huang Qiqi whispered.

"You've kissed him for the first time, why can't you borrow money from him, even if it's a youth compensation."