Chapter 2: Who Are You?

Now that the end of the time is the same, the Queen Mother does not forgive herself, Zhao Shu thought about it, and when she was still hesitating, she was pulled into the house by Sun Yun.

As soon as he entered the house, Sun Yun opened his package and took out two sets of men's clothes, "Do you want cyan or white?" ”

Zhao Shu: ...... "You even have this?" ”

"Of course, quick, put it on, or it's going to be late." Sun Yun said that, he began to take off his clothes, and the half bundle of people who followed her cried with a face, and he couldn't persuade him.

She couldn't persuade her, so she asked Zhao Shu for help, "County Lord, you persuade my girl, if the old lady knows, she has to break the slave's leg." ”

Sun Yun saw that Zhao Shu didn't move, and threw the white shirt, Zhao Shu hurriedly caught it, hugged the shirt, and Sun Yun said on the other side: "You don't go?" Then I'll go myself. ”

"Girl, don't say this, girl, your reputation matters, girl, slave beg of you." Banshu can't figure out why the girl has changed when she goes out, she used to be just arrogant in the house, and she doesn't associate with the girls in the house, and she won't learn to learn from other girls in the house to please the old lady all day long, but these don't matter, Mrs. said, the girl's temperament has always been cold, don't embarrass her.

But at this time, it seems that the girl's temperament is cold, and she is clearly very lively.

How could Zhao Shu let Sun Yun go out by herself, and informed the green pothos who was waiting on the side to change her clothes, the green pothos is different from half a bunch, since she followed the county lord, she knew that the county lord was powerful, anyway, no matter what the county lord looked like, people outside had the ability to belittle her to worthless, so she felt that the county lord could do whatever he wanted, of course, many times she also felt that many of the county lord's actions were inconsistent with everyone's ladies, but at this time, Sun Liu's girls were going to go, and she also felt that the county lord was not too much before.

It can be seen that people cannot be compared.

Banshu saw that the pothos was unconvinced, and Sun Yun ignored her, she knew that she couldn't persuade her, so she whispered aggrievedly: "Girl, what do slaves wear to go out?" ”

"You don't have to wear it." Sun Yun said very smoothly. The first time he wore men's clothes, he wore it on the left and didn't wear it right, and in the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he helped her dress it with a clear conscience.

The two of them changed their clothes. Putting her hair on with a jade crown again, Zhao Shu looked at Sun Yun and felt that her eyebrows were not thick enough, so she drew two strokes, but slightly changed. changed their clothes, and the two jade-faced brothers were born, but Zhao Shu could still recognize at a glance that the 'brother' in a cyan Confucian robe opposite was Sun Yun, so the women dressed as men in the TV series were unrecognizable, and they were insulting the audience's IQ, but everyone could bear these details.

However, Zhao Shu thought about it and asked Luluo to find two long hats to wear on her head. That's when I went out.

Huo Baichuan took Huo Guxian's hand and waited in the hall, and when he saw that the two of them were finally late, he smirked twice, "Why do I want to invite the two of you to go out together?" ”

Zhao Shu also wanted to know why Huo Baichuan invited the two of them to go out together, could it be that he had taken a fancy to Sun Yun? Turning his head to look at Sun Yun, the face under the light veil lifted on the top of the hat is really good-looking, and it should be looked at.

"You two are afraid that others won't know that you two are women disguised as men? Wearing a hat to play here, there are no three hundred taels of silver, the big county lord, the big girl, in the middle of the night. You two are going to be thieves who rob the rich and help the poor, right? ”

Zhao Shu and Sun Yun glanced at each other, feeling that it made sense, and others had never seen them, wearing men's clothes. With a beautiful and cute little Zhengtai like Huo Guxian by his side, there is really no need to worry about it.

Silently took off the long hat, a few people went out of the post house, the Imperial Forest Army and the men and horses of the Fifty Soldiers and Horses Standing on both sides, looking at each other, everyone only saw the Huo family's son go out.

Zhao Shu and Sun Yun didn't bring many people. Sun Yun only brought a half-bunch, while Zhao Shu brought pothos, Xiao Guozi, and Xiao Zhuzi...... and Zhihai, Zhihai is ghostly to follow.

went out and came to the street, Zhao Shu said to Xiao Guozi: "Xiao Guozi, if there is anything, you protect Sun Liu." ”

Xiao Guozi nodded and stood next to Sun Yun, for which Huo Baichuan also looked at her a few times, she was not very old, but she had a lot to worry about.

However, when it was not yet curfew, there were all kinds of people walking around on the street, but after all, it was a small town, and it could not be compared with the capital, and the street was not crowded, but a few people walked on the street, which still attracted many people to peek.

Men and women are guarded, men and women are seven years old, and the like are not the same as the rich and noble, and the food and clothing of the poor are all problems.

Therefore, at this time, there are still many unmarried women on the street who are hurrying home, perhaps selling ** such as Kong Ming lanterns on the street.

After a few people passed, a woman came together and quietly discussed, "The man in white is the son of the Huo family, I heard that the emperor wanted to appoint him as a scholar, he refused, and wanted to participate in the scientific examination, he is really a model for scholars in the world." ”

"He looks good, who are the sons around him? That little boy is so personable at a young age, and the two boys next to him are a little white-faced......"

Although the voice is very light, but the chirping, you can still hear some, Zhao Shu and Sun Yun happened to hear this, their faces turned black, who has a white face! They are also very atmospheric, looking at each other, puffing up their chests, and stepping into eight figures.

The half-bundle behind him was already worried about his legs.

The post house is not very far away from Yipinju, a few people arrived soon, although it is night, there are still many customers in Yipinju who have not left, and the three big characters of the show are horizontal on the second floor, there is a pair of couplets hanging on both sides, only the upper couplet, the lower couplet is empty.

Shanglian: The family has a collection of thousands of books, and does not forget the sixteen characters of Yu Ting

Zhao Shu saw it and whispered to Sun Yun: "The people's hearts are only in danger, the Taoist heart is only slight, but the essence is the only one. ”

However, Sun Liu didn't care, "Wrong, the word Yu Ting, implying that today's court is comparable to Shun Yu, and patting your Zhao family's fart." ”

"This couplet only has a couplet, and it is also known as the Xiuwen list, why don't you have a couplet with Ah Yun?" Zhao Shu teased, there is no meaning to be embarrassed, as a modern person who has been trained in freedom of speech, she naturally will not mind what Sun Yun says, now that the family is rampant, that is, if Emperor Mingde is really angry, he can't do anything to Sun Yun.

Sun Yun smiled confidently, "Look." She took two steps forward and said loudly: "Shopkeeper, you tell my son, if you are right, what should you do?" ”

The shopkeeper knew that several nobles must have come with the Queen Mother. I didn't dare to slack off, I was already waiting, and after listening to Sun Yun's words at this time, I hurriedly said, "Childe, please see." The shopkeeper pointed to the wooden board next to the counter. If the son is out of the lower link, and it is the upper link, not only can you get two hundred taels of silver, but also enjoy three days of free treatment in Yipinju. ”

After listening to the explanation, several people understood. Huo Baichuan clasped his hands to his chest and watched the interaction between Zhao Shu and Sun Yun with great interest.

Sun Yun nodded, "Bring the pen." ”

The shopkeeper didn't believe it in his heart, such a little boy could match this couplet that no one had made for more than a year? But the sons were not ordinary people, so he instructed Xiao Er to prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

The pen, ink, paper, and inkstone were in place, and Sun Yun learned the man's actions, holding his sleeves and lifting the pen, and his movements were quite chic. He wrote down a line of words, "Corporal in the sky, let Nishan alone." ”

Her words are rare wild grass, if you don't know that she is a woman, Zhao Shuguang looks at the words, she will mistakenly think that she is actually a man, it is hard to imagine that a weak hand actually wrote a strong and powerful word like a dragon in the wild.

If the words surprise her, then "Corporal of the Sky Sky." Only Nishan was left alone. It made her feel normal, Sun Yun was originally a lonely and arrogant person, and her tone was so big, it was her temperament.

"Hahahaha. If Master Confucius knew, I don't know if he would come back to life, blow his beard and stare at him and say, 'Only villains and women are difficult to raise'? Huo Baichuan looked at the couplet, smiled, and led Huo Guxian, who was full of admiration for Sun Yun, upstairs.

The shopkeeper hurriedly put away Sun Yun's couplet, "Childe." Please also go upstairs first, and the small one will take your next link to judge, and will inform you of the result from time to time. ”

Sun Yun didn't care about the two hundred taels of silver, but he still cared about how much his literary talent could be evaluated, so he arched his hand and said, "There is a shopkeeper." ”

After that, the two of them hurriedly kept up with Huo Baichuan's pace and went upstairs, the Yipinju in Lanxi Town cannot be compared with the capital, but there are also private rooms.

The two entered the private room that had been agreed upon, and found that the environment was very good, and they could see the lanterns hanging along the river through the window, and the lights of thousands of homes were very warm.

Not surprisingly, Wei Tingsi was also there, that is, in Yipinju, he was also dressed in a military uniform, his face was expressionless, his face was tense, and he was stern, even Huo Guxian was so frightened that he hid behind Huo Baichuan when he saw him, for fear that this Lord Wei in armor would pull out his sword and make someone's blood splash.

Several people greeted each other and took their seats.

Although Zhao Shu and Sun Yun wore men's clothes, Huo Baichuan and Wei Tingsi still had scruples, and they didn't mean to take advantage of the opportunity, the dishes on the table were all called double, Zhao Shu and Sun Yun had one share, and they men had one portion.

Respectively, before moving the chopsticks, I heard a cry under the window, "The little woman's home suffered from a drought, this year there is no harvest, I want to go to Beijing to go to relatives, but I don't want my father to be seriously ill, now I have died, ask a well-wisher to help the little woman, the little woman has nothing to repay, as a cow and a horse to repay the father." ”

Under the window is the riverbank, there are some stalls on the riverbank on weekdays, Sun Yun sat in the most window-by-window position, listened to the cry, she looked over, turned back to the half-bunch and said, "Go and give some silver." ”

On the other side, Huo Baichuan raised his hand to restrain half of the bunch, "So rich, why don't you pay the bill later?" ”

When Sun Yun heard this, he was about to reason with Huo Baichuan, but Zhao Shu hurriedly grabbed her, "Mr. Huo has a point, let's change the position and let me see." ”

Sun Yun glanced at Huo Baichuan and said softly, "No sympathy." ”

Huo Baichuan didn't pay attention to it, changed places with Zhao Shu, sat by the window, Zhao Shu took a look, and saw a weak woman wearing linen and filial piety kneeling below, with a straw mat lying beside her, and a man in his forties was lying on the straw mat.

After watching the acting skills of the actress, let's look at this woman again, it is much more clumsy, and it is firm.

There are also a few words written on the white stone on the ground, the distance is a little far, the words on the ground are very dark, she can't see clearly, but it is nothing more than selling herself to bury her father or something.

Unexpectedly, in a place like Lanxi Town, she could encounter such a bloody thing, she retracted her head, and she had a plan in her heart.

Stretched out his hand to beckon Xiao Zhuzi, "Go and ask the shopkeeper if he has a dog, preferably the kind of big wolf dog, if there is, lead the dog below." ”

Xiao Zhuzi took the order, as soon as he left, Huo Baichuan smirked twice, for some reason, he saw that Zhao Shu was going to brush up on the conspiracy and tricks, and he felt extremely uncomfortable, and said coldly: "Be careful and be smart but be mistaken by cleverness, but take Qingqing's life." ”

"Isn't Mr. Huo jealous of my family's Ajun's intelligence? Mr. read through the poetry book, can you know this person? Although Sun Yun didn't know what Zhao Shu was going to do, how could she tolerate others questioning her sister? Help Zhao Shu speak immediately. Be outdone.

"I'm jealous of her?" Huo Baichuan seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world, "Isn't Miss Sun going to compare the monarch to Ganluo?" ”

Sun Yun smirked, "So what?" Gan Luo worshiped Shangqing at the age of twelve, and our Ajun was nine years old and fought the king in the middle of the service. Now that Wang Shizhong has entered the prison, it can be seen that my family Ah Jun is no worse than Gan Luo. ”

Zhao Shu: ......, "This dish is good, but it's a pity that Apricot can't make it, so it would be nice if I could sell the recipe to Apricot Er." Well, Ah Yun, you taste it, it's so fresh. ”

Sun Yun glanced at her with hatred, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite, and his face immediately changed, "Well, I don't know if I can buy a recipe for my two hundred taels of silver, Mr. Huo, you said that Yipinju in Lanxi Town makes all local dishes, I don't know if there is such a dish in Guanzhou?" ”

Standing next to Huo Baichuan, secretly weeping for his son-in-law. The girls of other people's families are either shyly trying to find ways to have something with their son-in-law, or pretending to be calm and trying to find ways to have something with their son-in-law, and then make a personal promise to their son-in-law, why are the two women opposite so calmly discussing eating?

Isn't their son beautiful enough? Ahh

The two women ate up a plate of lake cabbage, and Sun Yun beckoned, "Half a bunch, go and ask two portions to pack and take back." ”

Zhao Shu listened, "How can two copies be enough." Bring a few more portions. ”

Wei Tingsi, who had not spoken all this time, heard this and said: "All the meals in the post house are ordered in Yipinju, and they have already been delivered, and Yipinju's recipes are not taken out. ”

"Master Wei seems to be extremely familiar with Yipinju. Are you very familiar with the owner of Yipinju? Sun Yun said this, and said to himself: "Strange, the family of Yipinju is very mysterious, I don't know who it is, last time my father wanted to talk to the family of Yipinju, you know." She turned to Zhao Shu and said. Last time, many of Wang's shops were also acquired by Yipinju, the price was very low, and he dared to grab silver from me, if he saw it, he would look good! ”

"I don't know." Wei Tingsi still didn't talk much, and the expression on his face didn't change, he glanced at Zhao Shu and said, "The county lord doesn't know each other either?" ”

Zhao Shu came into contact with Wei Tingsi's gaze, and was inexplicably a little flustered, I don't know what he meant by asking, I don't know how to answer, fortunately Xiao Zhuzi came back, "County Lord, the shopkeeper borrowed a wolf dog next door, and the slave took it to the window." ”

"Go." The show is about to begin, Zhao Shu seemed a little excited, and finally let her find a chance to get angry, there are so many aunts in the house, many of them are using this trick to enter the palace.

Xiao Zhuzi got the words, hurriedly retreated, and soon appeared under the window, holding a big black and yellow wolf dog in his hand, the big wolf dog was very tall, almost up to his waist.

The corners of Zhao Shu's mouth raised a good-looking amplitude, and she grabbed a piece of meat and threw it in front of the woman who sold her body to bury her father, how sensitive the nose of the big wolf dog was, it smelled it in an instant, and almost as soon as the meat fell, it rushed over.

The woman who was dressed in linen and filial piety and looked quite good screamed in panic and quickly stood up.

As soon as she screamed like this, she immediately attracted the sympathy of passers-by, and looked at the meat in the dog's mouth, and raised their heads one after another, Zhao Shu reached out and opened the folding fan that was inserted in her waist at some point, covering her face, and threw another piece of meat down, but this time it was thrown on the dead man.

When the people downstairs saw Zhao Shu teasing the poor father and daughter like this, their sympathy rose, and they immediately began to point.

"Which little son is so stubborn, if it were my boy, I would kill him and throw him to the mass grave."

"If you can't raise your godfather, you can teach such a son, and the adults in the family must not be a good thing."

Everyone, you say a word, and the more you say it, the more you say it, the more ugly it becomes, but Zhao Shu doesn't care, throws another piece of meat, knocks it and throws it on the dead man's face.

The big wolf dog saw that there was meat again, and pounced on it with a "Wang", such a big dog, put it in anyone's heart, there is pressure.

The big wolf dog pounced, and the dead man lying on the ground instinctively felt the danger, the big wolf dog pounced, his big mouth cracked, and a few drops of saliva dropped, he panicked, and reached out to throw away the meat covering his nose, the big wolf dog didn't expect the person lying on the ground to suddenly get up, so he couldn't be caught off guard and was thrown to the ground by the big man.

"Wangwang Wang...... "If the big wolf dog has knowledge, he must think like this in his heart, Lao Tzu is so big, where he goes, he is not horizontal, he was knocked down, he has the ability not to pretend to be dead on the ground, and he has a fair duel with Lao Tzu!

Sun Yun saw that the 'dead man' actually stood up, and his good-looking mouth opened widely, "You dare to lie to me!" Go, bring it to this girl! ”

"Go and bring it up, this wind can't last." Zhao Shu motioned for Xiao Guozi to go down.

Xiao Guozi bent down and retreated, he and Xiao Zhuzi quickly caught the father and daughter, the big man seemed to be a little stupid, stupidly looking at the dishes on the table, full of brute force, but the woman, looks quite weak, her eyes are smart, her face is always stubborn, even if she is scratched, she is proud and does not beg for mercy.

Seeing Zhao Shu and the others, several people felt that something was wrong, just because the woman looked at Zhao Shu, and without waiting for Zhao Shu and the others to speak, she knelt down and said to Zhao Shu: "Ah Jun knows what he lacks?" ”

Zhao Shu heard her words, Huo Ran got up, "Who are you!" (To be continued.) )

PS: The couplet is from [Song] Liu Shaoyi, Nishan refers to Confucius, thank you yh-yh1166, the reward of Long Shao in the Ming Dynasty, Mo Mo Da~~~~ Seeing "Zongnu" pushed on the client banner, I have been thinking about this position for a long time, and I changed this chapter as soon as I was excited.