Luo Yuhan's first sentence did mean to tease Ye Jiali, but he just thought about it, but in fact, he was cheap. But under Ye Jiali's questioning, Luo Yuhan hurriedly explained and added "dry". The meaning here is very obvious, that is, I hope Ye Jiali will work with him, or do something like deceiving Tong Mingyuan, there is no other meaning. With Ye Jiali's wisdom and wisdom, she can definitely understand the meaning, but Ye Jiali deliberately asked what she was "doing", and when Ye Jiali asked, her face was crimson and a little shy, Luo Yuhan already understood that Ye Jiali began to complain, and the sassy was not light.

However, Luo Yuhan was not sure whether Ye Jiali was really a sassy or a fake sass, in order to verify whether his judgment was accurate, Luo Yuhan kicked the ball back and tested Ye Jiali again.

Ye Jiali's eyes flickered, and she suddenly twisted Luo Yuhan's ear, gritted her teeth and asked: "Boy, you are young, you have a bad stomach, knock on the widow's door, scold the deaf and dumb ......, say all the good things, and do the bad things, the last time Sha Zhongxiao teased me, you coerced me in a different way, forced me to kiss you, I was afraid of ruining my reputation, so I agreed to your rude request, and now my heart is still like eating a fly, this time you repeat the old trick, and you still want to eat my tofu, see how I clean you up." ”

Although Ye Jiali gritted her teeth, she didn't make any effort in her hands, but Luo Yuhan pretended to cry out in pain, and raised her hand to grab Ye Jiali's wrist, and defended herself with the words she learned from Zhang Qingfeng and Zhang Dan: "Doctor Ye, don't put the blame on me, the ancients said that female dogs don't pout their tails, male dogs don't cross their legs, and even if they bend their legs, it won't work, and it was you who took the initiative to ...... at that time."

"You still want to eat my tofu, and you call me a dog, and a female dog, I have to screw you to death!" Ye Jiali said, straining her hands.

"I'm wronged, I didn't want to eat your tofu."

"You still don't admit it?"

"I want to eat meat."

Luo Yuhan followed Ye Jiali's hand traction, and his face was already attached to Ye Jiali's chest, just wanting to cooperate with what he said. Ye Jiali's face turned crimson, she gave her hand, and pushed Luo Yuhan with her hand, and Luo Yuhan sat down on the sofa again.

Ye Jiali no longer squeaked, the living room was quiet, Luo Yuhan felt that something was wrong, and quickly looked up, only to see Ye Jiali's face crimson, with anger in the crimson.

"Doctor Ye, what's wrong with you, are you not feeling well?" Luo Yuhan asked. He knew that Ye Jiali was angry, just because of the sentence that he wanted to eat meat.

"What did you just say? Kind of say it again! Ye Jiali asked fiercely.

Ye Jiali's two eyes were wet, giving people the feeling of wanting to cry. When a woman wants to cry, she is pitiful, the most beautiful, and the most elicit the sympathy and pity of men.

"I just said, I said...... You don't want meat. ”

"What kind of person are you using?"

"Second person, you."

"You're talking nonsense, you're obviously using the second person, you're talking about me." Ye Jiali pointed to herself and said.

"Yes, I'm talking about you." Luo Yuhan secretly changed the concept and deliberately pointed at Ye Jiali and said.

"You're lying, you're talking about me." Ye Jiali pointed at Luo Yuhan and said.

"Yes, I'm talking about you."

Luo Yuhan deliberately confused people's names, and Ye Jiali also knew that she couldn't say it clearly, so she said righteously: "Luo Yuhan, I don't deny it, as a normal woman, I do need the comfort of a man, but this man must be mature, must be the same age as me, and must be sincerely devoted, among these three, you don't account for one, so, you are not my dish, please don't make similar jokes with me in the future, otherwise, you and I won't even have to be friends." ”

Luo Yuhan just wanted to joke with Ye Jiali, and didn't really want to get into trouble, but he was ruthlessly accused by Ye Jiali, and Luo Yuhan's face was extremely embarrassed. In front of a woman, Luo Yuhan has never encountered such embarrassment, not to mention, in addition to accepting his shoes worth thousands of yuan and hundreds of thousands of yuan, Ye Jiali has also accepted his kiss, today he just wants to joke with her, but why is it abnormal? Luo Yuhan struggled and didn't find an answer, but there was one thing he was very sober, he had to get back face. Face is too important to Luo Yuhan.

"Hahahaha-, good, good, great!" Luo Yuhan deliberately clapped his hands and laughed.

"What are you laughing at? The behavior is obscene, despicable and indecent, not ashamed, but proud. After Ye Jiali questioned, she reprimanded.

"There is integrity, backbone, chaste martyr, never seen, I want to spend a huge amount of money to build a chaste archway for you, so that you can be famous for centuries, become a model for many women, let them learn from you, pay tribute to you."

"You're making fun of me?" Ye Jiali asked.

"What do you say?" Luo Yuhan slowly stood up, walked around Ye Jiali, and said: "I want to write on the chastity archway, Ye Jiali, born beautiful, looks like a sable cicada, middle-aged widowed, a young man is amorous and suave, covets his beauty, has teased Ye many times, although Ye is lonely, but only occasionally has a skin-to-skin relationship with the young man......"

Luo Yuhan was talking energetically, Ye Jiali suddenly turned sideways, glared at Luo Yuhan fiercely, and said angrily: "Don't chatter, if you have the ability, you will immediately erect a monument, if you don't erect a monument, you are not a person." ”

Luo Yuhan took out his mobile phone from his pocket, made a call, and said seriously into the microphone: "Hey, Lingshan Lao Li, I am Luo Yuhan, I want you to carve a stele, which roughly means ......, yes, the woman's name is Ye Jiali, doctorate, you set the size of the stele, it is best to be bigger, use Yan font, and engrave it within three days." ”

Luo Yuhan did know a stele engraver named Lao Li, but this call was fake, he just hoped that Ye Jiali could beg for mercy, so as to regain a little face, but, to his surprise, Ye Jiali not only did not stop him, but when he finished making the call, he squinted at Luo Yuhan, pouted and said: "Luo Yuhan, I know that you have a stubborn temperament, do what you say, no one wants to stop you, but I also know something, about you, do you want to hear it?" ”

"Tell me, maybe I'm interested, maybe I'm not." Luo Yuhan said lightly.

Ye Jiali smiled slightly and said: "There is a person who claims to be a miracle doctor who pretends to be a ghost, saying that he can divination, and personally sprinkle a handful of incense ashes on a plastic sheet, so that the gods can write their will on it, in fact, it is just a simple trick, deceiving people, to put it bluntly, it is to draw traces on the piece of paper with a fingernail or some other sharp weapon in advance, and when he sprinkles the incense ash on it, rub it gently, and leave traces...... Meteors break through the sky, and the sea embraces all rivers. Twenty and one, what has to meet the cold plain. Tie the knot and live forever. The second and third noble sons, the source of longevity, are all drawn in advance......"

Luo Yuhan didn't wait for Ye Jiali to finish speaking, he was taken aback, interrupted Ye Jiali, frowned and said, "Doctor Ye is worthy of being a doctor, he is really smart, and he can even see this." ”

"You think you're smart in the world, and I'm not worse than you in terms of IQ, otherwise how can I be a doctor."

"Why didn't you stab it afterwards?" Luo Yuhan asked.

"I was going to stab you at the time, can the handle still be the handle?"

"You want to threaten me now?"

Ye Jiali turned around and sat on the sofa, hugged her shoulders and shook Erlang's legs, and said: "Even if it is, if I reveal this matter to Liu Hang, what do you think will happen to you, I also know that with your courage and martial arts, Liu Hang will not do anything to you, but you have been discredited since then, but, for the sake of your friendship with me, I will keep the secret for you if I agree to two conditions, first, cancel the idea of carving a monument; Second, see one side and divide it in half. ”

"What do you see?"

Ye Jiali stretched out her hand in front of Luo Yuhan, twisted her fingers, and said, "Ticket." ”

"Yes, I'd like to see you and split it in half."

"Then you and I coincide."

"No," Luo Yuhan stared at Ye Jiali's full chest and said, "Whatever I see, I will divide it in half." ”

Ye Jiali found that Luo Yuhan's ambiguous gaze was staring at her sensitive parts, and immediately realized that this kid was playing hooligan again, so she stood up angrily, put her chest in front of Luo Yuhan, and said, "Give it to you, do you dare to ask for it, do you have a place to put it on your body?" ”

Luo Yuhan didn't answer, and reached out and pretended to touch Ye Jiali's two hills. Ye Jiali screamed in fright and hurriedly protected her chest with both hands. Luo Yuhan stretched out his arms and hugged Ye Jiali, pretending to put his lips on it, wanting to scare Ye Jiali.

Ye Jiali will definitely hide, and maybe scream. However, to Luo Yuhan's surprise, Ye Jiali didn't dodge or scream. The four lips were glued together.

Just when Luo Yuhan was pleasantly surprised, Ye Jiali suddenly tilted her head and ran towards the bedroom. With a snap, the bedroom door made a violent noise, and then Ye Jiali's weak voice came: "Luo Yuhan, it can't be like this, it definitely can't be like this, if it continues, we will all get out of control, and when we are like Zhang Dan, it will be difficult to clean up." ”

After a moment of kissing, Luo Yuhan had already regained face, and his heart was much calmer, and he said calmly: "Doctor Ye, Zhang Dan's illness will not get out of control, I will take the medicine, you will go to see Zhang Dan in a while, if you don't want to accompany her, let her call Zhang Qingfeng and ask him to accompany Zhang Dan." ”

The second period in the afternoon was physical education, Zhang Qingfeng was in a bad mood, and asked the students to participate in free activities in groups. Those who like to play basketball play basketball, and those who love table tennis play table tennis, while Zhang Qingfeng leaned under the basket with his legs crossed, his eyes half open and half closed, like a living dead.

Zhang Dan took the initiative to hook up with Zhang Qingfeng Originally, there were no conditions, which is a good thing that most men can not find, but I didn't expect that after Zhang Qingfeng's seeds took root in Zhang Dan's fertile soil, Zhang Dan put forward the condition that he had to marry Zhang Qingfeng. If Zhang Qingfeng does not agree to Zhang Dan's conditions, Zhang Dan will definitely turn his face, once Zhang Dan turns his face, Zhang Qingfeng will face the danger of being expelled from the teaching team, this is still light, if Zhang Dan falsely accuses him of rape again, Zhang Qingfeng must go to prison.

Zhang Qingfeng was distressed, and his mobile phone rang. Zhang Qingfeng looked at Zhang Dan's name flashing on the screen, and didn't know whether to answer it or not.