Especially sitting on my lap, like a ...... Posture. She slammed the door shut: "Drive." "Is she really drunk or fake?

"Hey, what are you doing? You're blushing. ”

"Shhhhh......h

Zihan pushed my hand away, then rested his head on my shoulder, his face rested on my neck, and he breathed evenly, warm with a special smell of beauty.

After a while, I thought she was asleep, looked down at her, who expected, she opened her eyes all the time, saw her, she said: "Your chest is so wide......" and then whispered a lot of words, with a bit of decadent tone fascinated me, the voice softly brought me an omnipresent warmth, but from the lazy and enchanting voice flowed out of a bleak behind.

Her hand roamed gently behind my back, pouring out of my heart, making my heart boil completely, and the hairs on my body stood on end. The familiar European and American country music of the car stereo is moving and shining with a beautiful melody, which is intoxicating. At this time, I really let go of all my worries and enjoyed the tenderness of the beauty in my arms.

All the Yiqiē rendered this time too romantic, I was almost excited to say to Zihan that if the two of us just make do with it, you know, Bai Jie is a dream, Saori is also a dream, only can be hugged in the arms is the most real.

"Ashin, help Li Jing to his dormitory."

I helped Chen Zihan by myself, I really don't know if she was really drunk or pretending, I went up the stairs very steadily step by step, and when I arrived at the door of her room, I took out the key and opened the door accurately, after opening the door, she looked at me: "When I was a wine girl, I practiced this ability, no matter how drunk I was, I had to go home to really lie down." ”

"Hehe, then I'll go back first." I fantasize about something exciting, but I don't think I'm too responsible? When I think of the things on G, I think of a lifetime.

Zihan pulled me into her room and slammed the door: "What are you anxious about?" If you drink so much and don't drink something, you will have a headache tomorrow morning and your stomach will be uncomfortable. ”

She poured me a cup of tea, and I drank it all in one go. She stared at me coldly and asked, "I have so many kinds of medicines on me, what do you think I put in this cup of tea you drink?" ”

I didn't care and said, "It's not rat poison anyway." ”

After looking at me quietly for a few seconds, she took off her coat, and her natural and charming expression made her own sexy and sultry aura aggravated, a little fluttery.

I stood up and said, "I'm sorry, I'm really leaving." ”

"You count? Be responsible for your girlfriend. ”

"I don't have a girlfriend."

"That's it, just sleep here." She pushed me down on the g when I was defenseless. "If you really want to go back, I'll send you back."

I didn't say anything, took off my shoes and socks, and got into the covers.

Zihan smiled weirdly, lay down, picked up another quilt and covered herself, and turned off the light: "I don't think much of you...... But you're not happy. If you want, just say it. ”

This kind of atmosphere is really sultry, and I have been pretending to be a gentleman's patience, and I can't bear it anymore. I really want to reach over......

Damn, Bai Jie is so tempting, let's put up with it, in the face of Zihan, can't we help it?

While I was still thinking about it, I heard her even, gentle breathing, and she fell asleep......

I simply got into the quilt and fell asleep......

The next morning, she woke up first, lit a cigarette first, I heard the sound of the lighter, and woke up too, she put it in her mouth and smoked twice, saw me wake up, and stuffed the cigarette in her hand into my mouth: "Are you still used to sleeping with my g?" ”

"It's ok. No nightmares. ”

"Last night, at three o'clock, I got up to go to the bathroom, and you were talking about a man's name."

"Who?"

"What do you say?" Zihan asked rhetorically.

"Isn't it...... White? ”

"I don't know." Zihan said. After saying that, she got up and washed......

Li Jing's order hasn't come down yet, so he can still be in the warehouse for a few days, after Li Jing came, it brought a lot of changes to my quality of life, that guy is not like me, if he has something upset, he will not play up others, but use very funny jokes to make others laugh, and then, everyone, including him, is happy.

"Daming's wife is about to give birth

Daming waited anxiously outside the delivery room

Suddenly, Da Ming heard a "wow".

After that, a nurse came out with his baby in her arms

Da Ming hurriedly asked if it was a man or a woman

The nurse said, "Guess what."

"Male?"

"That's not right."

"Female?"

"You're so smart, you guessed it in two clicks."

The guy occasionally made a cameo appearance in our office and played a joke with me, and then I suddenly remembered that back then, when I was in school, there was no one to beat the joke.

Now, I'm so brutal that I don't know what laughter is.

He Ke knocked on the door of my office: "Manager Yin Ran, give you a notice." ”

"Ho Ke, come here, I'll tell you a joke."

He Ke nodded: "Well, but I have something to say first, if you don't do it...... I'm really going to ignore you in the future. ”

Li Jing covered his mouth and smiled: "Xiao Luo, why didn't you do it before?" ”

He Ke suddenly choked and glared at Li Jing.

I said: "When I was in college, we went to the professor's house for a party one night, and finally saw the power of the post-00s little pudding. During the banquet, somehow everyone talked about the issue of naming, and the professor said with great certainty: his son is short of water in the five elements of his life, and he is called Miao. At this time, his son innocently interrupted the professor's words and asked: Well, that mother's name is Lin Jingjing, is it very lacking? ”

The whole office burst into laughter......

At that time, I didn't know that the Lin Witch was standing at the door and watching us, and the Lin Witch gave He Ke a stack of notices, and later she felt that it would be better to personally go to various departments to distribute them and inspect them by the way.

I also joked out loud in the office: "A friend forgot to hide a nude photos door, and his dad saw it, and he trained him a little more, and then he got up the next morning and continued the training." This friend couldn't bear it anymore and said to his mother, I see what's wrong with this, I'm 24 years old, it's time for a dog to be pulled out for breeding!! Hahahaha! ”

After I laughed three times, I noticed something unusual, Li Jing quietly got out of the office before walking outside the corridor and laughing, how could I bear it, those colleagues in the office buried their heads under their desks and laughed.

I looked at the door: "Mr. Lin is good!" ”

"Not as good as you."

"Oh, Mr. Lin has every opportunity, he does everything himself, and then admires and admires, and I hope that Mr. Lin will take care of the phoenix body a lot."

"You can blow it. And gathered so many people to your office for your solo concert? Nothing, right? I remember the last time you punished a little girl in your office who ate melon seeds at work, and let her eat three catties of melon seeds before letting her go home, you come to my office with me, and tell me a joke in my office for three hours, no repetition, no stopping! Still stunned!? Come here! ”

As soon as I left the door, the people in the office laughed even more......

Following her into the office, she said, "Alright, let's sing!" ”

"Mr. Lin, aren't you here for real?"

"Did you see me joking with you?"

"That's right...... But it's a bit ...... to tell a joke for three hours It's a bit difficult, I will be thirsty, and I may also suffer from backache and neck pain due to lack of water, which will then develop into peptic ulcers and increased blood pressure, and even suffer from insulin-independent diabetes, and finally die of asthma......"

"Are you going to say it or not?"

"Oh, that's ....... One day, a husband accompanied his wife to go shopping, and a beautiful woman walked by his side, and the wife said: Husband, that MM is good, and the clothes she wears are also good. The husband said: I will go and rip off his clothes, and the clothes will belong to you and mine. MM seemed to hear it, and looked back at the two for more than 10 seconds. ”

"It's not funny." She said with a blank face.

"When I first fell in love, I didn't know how to tune qing, and once I was passionate with my girlfriend and kissed her ear, and unconsciously a big mouthful of saliva came down and slipped into her ear...... What is everyone's first reaction to what is around you when water gets into the water? Let's say the mouse and mobile phone PSP got into the water. I immediately twisted her head ninety degrees, and then ...... Slap her with the palm of your hand......"

"It's not funny."

"NextNext...... When I was a child, I just learned to ride a bicycle, and I didn't know how to run on the street, and when I saw an old man walking in front of me, I felt like I was going to bump into it, so I yelled, don't move, don't move. The old man stood there and didn't move, but I turned around and bumped into it. The old man stood up and said, "You aim." I was embarrassed to death. ”

After being stunned for a long time, I said depressedly: "Mr. Lin, I don't think you have any humor at all...... I tell jokes out loud in the office, in fact, to ease the tension between colleagues, and the office environment of our company is very tense. It makes people nervous every day, and I just let them relax and deliver meals, but also to make them work better. If you don't believe it, what office has a happier office environment than our department's office? ”

"Yes, I don't have a sense of humor. Are you telling a joke? Don't you look at your own identity, a manager, in the office like a small person talking about pornographic jokes? ”

"It's a bit yellow, indeed...... But if happiness is real, what about jokes that are yellow? ”

Now she has nothing to say.

He nodded with a loss: "Isn't it that I'm really too strict." ”

"Nonsense! Originally, he kept a stiff face all day long, as if he was dying every day at home...... When you smile, the world becomes a better place. ”

She was still angry: "You ...... This...... How do you talk!? ”

"Am I? I'm inferior, am I? I don't care if you scold me for being inferior, you used to scold me for being inferior, I felt angry, but now I realize it, people, it is indeed divided into three, six, nine and so on. I also told the joke, and if I were asked to talk for three hours, I really couldn't tell it. Besides, it's true that I'm not doing something unrelated to work during work hours, and I don't make all my colleagues unmotivated, right? ”

"Have you seen Wang Huashan's woman?" Lin Xi didn't plan to delve into the matter of me talking about pornographic jokes in the office.

"Seen, alas, that one, it is not an exaggeration to use all the pretty adjectives to describe her. Every gesture and eye can hook the soul! I exaggerated.

"She's really good at hooking men, so does she have ...... Hooked you? ”

When a man fools a woman, it is called a tune; When a woman fools a man, she is called Gou Yin; Men and women flicker each other, which is called love. "You want her to hook me!? I met Wang Huashan one night, and he said that he had wronged you before, and sincerely apologized to you, and he was probably ready to change his mind......"

"Don't talk to me about his !!" The Witch of the Forest pointed her finger at my head.

"Oh." ting didn't like the feeling of people pointing at his head, so I moved to the side.

"Don't talk about him...... You asked yourself just now, why didn't you tell me not to talk about him? "I understand what Witch Lin means, that is, she doesn't want me to talk about Wang Huashan's relationship with her.

"He's with that woman?"

"Yes, in the snack street."

"Life is very comfortable, did you go with Chen Zihan?"

I think she's weird more and more.

"Not only Zihan, but also many people. Alas, that place, beautiful, silent breeze, soft lights, foliage bunting, rattan chairs and wine. Some clouds are light and breezy, and the night sky is rendered red by the lights of the city, watching the pedestrians coming and going on another road, watching the traffic, and seeing another lively world. The light music is broadcast quietly, and the quietly flowing melody covers all the chaos in people's hearts, leaving only a piece of peace, and we can all be quiet ourselves. …… Alas, if I had paid my salary, I would have invited you to go. It's a pity, my total net worth is only more than 1,000, please you, I'll die this month......"

"Your sales strategy is very successful, and the company will give you a big reward. Take it to buy a car, take the certificate, and you will need it when you go out to talk about business. ”

I laughed and said, "How can I spend my money, but also Laurin you bother." - No, no, I mean, Mr. Lin is so concerned about me as an inferior person in his busy schedule, and he almost cries when he is excited......"

"People who do sales, are they so frivolous in their mouths?"

"Do you like me who used to be as stupid as wood?"

"Who likes you anymore!? Get out of here! ”

Every conversation almost ends with the word 'roll'.

As soon as I got back to my desk, I saw her avatar moving on the computer screen.

Lin Huaxishi: Let's go to the snack street tonight to see if it's really as fun as you said.

I quickly tapped on the keyboard and said, "Do you know how the word 'play' is written?"

Lin Huaxi: ?

After giving me some clever tongues, she actually asked me to go to the snack street to kill time?

I replied: Play. On the left is 'Wang' and on the right is 'Yuan'. That is to say, 'king' is a position of power and power, and 'yuan' is money. Only those who have the power and money are called playing......

Lin Huaxi: What do you mean by saying so much?

I replied: It means that I don't have the money to entertain, so I'll wait for my salary to go. Besides, when I go out with you, I must be mentally prepared in advance, I am afraid that I will not be able to stand your attack, so I will get angry in the middle of the banquet and withdraw first......

Lin Huaxi: You chirp so much, are you tired? At eight o'clock tonight, whatever you call, I'm busy. By the way, the company's internal forum, there is an event arranged by the company recently, take a look.

As soon as it came, the avatar went dark.

The forest witch is also afraid of loneliness and loneliness, and she also likes to enjoy life. Thinking about it, with her personality, climbing to such a height, looking so beautiful, it is estimated that the high places are unbearable, and there are fewer friends, it is rare that I will focus on recommending one or two good places to go, so that she has time to have fun. Isn't it...... Wang Huashan hasn't taken her to either?

Occasionally three or four friends go once, of course, it's pleasant, but go alone with the forest witch? Test, who knows if she will directly fight me there on the spot?

However, dating a beautiful woman who is a scenery in itself, the attraction is still fatal to me, first yiyin, in that picturesque street, and a rich and gorgeous beauty, sitting on a rattan chair, drinking red wine, talking and laughing all the troubles are gone...... Carefree!