873: The Most Chaotic Webcast Variety Show (13)
Pei Ye sympathized with the audience for three seconds with the little bit of conscience that was left.
The day before, there was a lot of noise all day, and the majority of netizens were so excited that they couldn't sleep, talking about "aura recovery", talking about "The scenery is good here", and talking about the future...... The sky was white, and the first batch of immortal cultivators reluctantly covered their beating hearts and got into the bed.
For sleeping, they are resistant.
[Flying Snow Breaking Dreams]: It is highly recommended to come up with a special prop for cultivating immortals for staying up late, and my mother is no longer afraid that I will stay up all night and die suddenly.
[A cup of tea and an afternoon]: Tsk, really have this kind of prop, believe it or not, parents write letters to the Education Bureau every minute, so that the students' party's study time has changed from day to day and night?
[A sleepwalking cat]: It still feels like a dream......
[Cat Demon King]: Is everything in about to become a reality?
[The most beautiful Wei Wei in the south and the north of the world]: I don't care about anything else, I just want to know which one is strong in cultivating immortals, and I will immediately apprentice after packing up my baggage.
[Light Smile An'an]: Don't be watery, the live broadcast warm-up of "The Scenery is Good Here" has started on the second day!!
As soon as I heard the news, I ate, washed my face, put on makeup, and prepared to go out...... poured into the live broadcast room of the "Scenery is Good Here" column group, and the huge traffic once made the screen of the live broadcast room stuck, and the number of viewers broke 10 million after a while.
Because the time is still early, the celebrity guests have not woken up yet, the screen in the sub-live broadcast room is dark, and only two screens of the amateur guests are on.
One of them is Pei Ye, a cultivator who likes to go to bed late and get up early.
Despite being lazy after retirement and occasionally lying in bed, hundreds of years of military life have made her biological clock exceptionally punctual.
Today is no exception.
The other is the amateur guest who was just exposed today, the younger brother of the president of XX Entertainment Company.
Netizens first entered the sub-live broadcast room on Pei Ye's side and found that this inconspicuous master was sitting at a food stall eating breakfast.
The voice of Pei Ye's conversation with the host was heard in the camera.
Host: "Do you settle breakfast like this every day?"
Pei Ye said: "Occasionally, I will go to the restaurant." β
Dense barrages of netizens flew over the screen, such as "The male god's voice is really magnetic", "Does the husband still lack a wife, does the same sex mind", "The great god begs for apprentices", ", which roadside stall is this, ask for a chance encounter"...... There are not a few netizens who want to meet by chance.
At this time, the host chatted with Pei Ye again.
"Strange, why didn't the shops notice here?"
When you go out to shoot an exterior on weekdays, even if it is a little-known eighteenth-tier unknown star, seeing the cameraman holding a long qiang cannon will cause passers-by to look sideways. As a result, the host and Pei Ye squatted here and ate wontons for a long time, and the other guests were as if they were blind.
The host also ate some along with her, and her stomach was a little full, but the young man sitting in front of her still didn't seem to be full, and he picked up a bowl and drank all the wonton soup with a golden light, and beckoned to the store to ask for ten drawers of xiaolongbao, two large bowls of tofu brain, one sweet and one salty.
"Because I'm using a little bit of a trick. After all, I'm here for breakfast, not a monkey for onlookers. β
Pei Ye used his fingers to gesture at a "little" distance.
At this time, the shopkeeper was already smiling so much that he couldn't see his eyes, and he came up quickly with his hands and feet to clean up the wreckage of a table, and the proprietress brought ten drawers of freshly baked xiaolongbao and two bowls of salty and sweet tofu brain. So many things fill the tiny table.
The cameraman meticulously patted Pei Ye.
The high-definition camera faithfully recorded the steaming xiao long bao and the young man eating it, even his slightly bulging cheeks when he ate. While shooting, he secretly sighed, people who cultivate immortals are different, look at this white skin is about to glow.
He has photographed many celebrities, both small transparent and big names.
The real state of your skin is very different from what it looks like after a polishing filter.
The young man in front of him was different.
Photographing such a beauty, even if she works all day, she gives people the feeling of happiness and happiness.
The shots are all for the guests, and the host will not be in the camera.
So netizens heard the host ask Pei Ye again: "Trick to cover eyes?" sounds very mysterious. β
Pei Ye said: "It's not mysterious, it's not mysterious, it's actually a very scientific trick." β
She used a scientific perspective to analyze the principle of Xuanmen's "blinding method", and the practitioner operated Yuan Qi and used the refraction and reflection of a large pass of light to achieve the effect of deceiving the naked eye. is very scientific, there is no superstitious element at all, and the host and netizens were dumbfounded.
Pei Ye summed it up like this: "In the 21st century, we have to believe in science. β
The corners of the host's mouth twitched.
"What do you mean...... Extraordinarily unconvincing. β
This is the same as a martial arts master telling the little girl that there is no light skill in this world, and after speaking, a spiral ascended to the sky and flew away.
And with the BGM of [children, do you have a lot of question marks].
Pei Ye shook his head: "We must believe in science and believe in science under socialism with characteristics." Even if there are unnatural metaphysical forces that go beyond the scope of science, this only proves that the current level of science is not enough, and there is no glimpse into the science behind 'metaphysics'. β
Host and netizens: "......"
I believe in your wickedness, and lie one after another.
Pei Ye ate all the stocks of this breakfast stall for breakfast.
She wiped her mouth contentedly, took out her mobile phone and opened Alipay to transfer.
After a while, netizens heard the familiar arrival voice from the store's Alipay account.
[Alipay arrives at 888 yuan]
Crowd: "!!"
More than 20 drawers of xiaolongbao, more than 20 bowls of tofu brain, more than 50 large meat buns, and more than ten nights of glutinous rice......
There are so many things, all of which are eaten by netizens.
There are even counts that are so idle that the eggs hurt Jun Zheng seriously counted how much Pei Ye ate in one meal.
They may not be sure how good Pei Ye is, but they have indeed seen that she has a terrible appetite than the big stomach king.
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[Pray for Nian Nian]: I'm not curious about anything else, I just want to know how thick the [beep-] pulled down by the male god is......
Netizens complained one after another.
[I have a sense of picture]
[No matter how handsome the male god is, he has to squat in the toilet]
[Alas, the male god has this amount of food, what kind of short video editing did he do back then, he can definitely make a lot of money when he eats and broadcasts]
After breakfast, the host asked Pei Ye if he was going to class.
Pei Ye scratched his head and said, "There is no class for the time being." β
"Is there any other arrangement?"
Pei Ye asked rhetorically: "Your column group has no tasks?"
The host smiled: "It's the second day of warm-up, and the official shooting will start the day after tomorrow." β
The three-day warm-up is just the daily life of the shooting guests, and there is no task.
"Shoot anything?"
The host gave a suggestion mixed with private goods.
"You can also show the Xuanmen technique, many netizens are very curious about it. β
Pei Yetuo thought about what talent he had to show for a long time.
The last punch hit the palm of the palm and said with a smile: "It seems that there is nothing to show, so let's give you a dance." β
Moderator: "!!"
Netizen: "???"
Pei Ye used to learn a lot of musical instruments when he was bored.
There are many free musical instrument classes on the Tiannao network, and the virtual teacher always says that Pei Ye has the ability to imitate but is not creative, full of ingenuity, and there are no instruments in this game world. It's impossible to play those, but Pei Ye had learned the qin in the previous ancient copy - he broke a lot of strings when he was studying, and he almost didn't make the master of Tianmen Academy so angry that the three corpses were furious.
Fortunately, Pei Ye's little skill is still no problem to fool laymen.
"Come on, come on, jump a bit. β
She sat on the grassy playground lawn of the C University campus with the piano in her arms, and the 108 little paper figures lined up in turn, holding the colored paper hydrangeas cut out by Pei Ye with both hands. With Pei Ye's "eighth set of broadcast gymnastics", he began to dance (do) dance (exercise).
Although it is broadcast gymnastics, the little paper figure is obviously more artistic and innovative than Pei Ye.
Integrate a variety of difficult gymnastic movements, the front hand flips the straight body and turns 720 degrees in the air, the back hand flips 360 degrees and then turns forward 1080 degrees, what pyramids, spiral ascensions, and split legs and side flips are several 360 degrees, gathered into a flower, then dispersed into a large circle, and then gathered into a dozen miniature versions of the flowers, and then spread out neatly like a kaleidoscope......
The host and netizens watched this scene blankly.
The world's masters and their imaginary painting style......
It's so much worse!
At the end of a set of "radio gymnastics", the little paper figures also high-fived each other to celebrate the perfect performance.
Not surprisingly, Pei Ye contributed another hot search topic #The country owes me a cute and loving little paper man#.
"Junior brotherβI'm here!"
There was still a long time left, and Pei Ye planned to go somewhere else to kill time, but was stopped by an ultra-luxury sports car at the entrance of the campus.
The windows rolled down to reveal a smiling face wearing large sunglasses.
The two amateur guests met again.
Seeing the face of the visitor, Pei Ye said unceremoniously: "Didn't you have a class today?
Tian Heyang pointed to the back seat and smiled a little proudly.
"Experience life, participate in the variety show invested by my brother, maybe we will draw a group. Thinking of Pei Ye's popularity yesterday, and then thinking about the stock of his brother's company unexpectedly rising to the limit, he said, "I'm not wrong, the junior brother is very suitable for the entertainment industry." β
looks good and has memorable characteristics, and you don't need the team to work hard to set up a persona, but you can also win a place in the entertainment industry. Unexpectedly, Pei Ye's attitude was as cold as before, she still had no interest in joining the entertainment industry, but-
"Didn't you tell me to introduce clients to the entertainment industry?"
Tian Heyang spread his hands: "Your potential customers have been disgraced by the 'sin ring', and they can't get along in the entertainment industry." β
The two of them chatted about a huge amount of information as if no one was around.
One dares to ask anything, the other dares to say anything, Pei Ye pouted: "The one who is imposed on the 'ring of sin' is guilty of it, and I won't be this kind of rotten money." Don't you know any celebrities who have been framed or have had some bad luck?"
Tian Heyang said honestly: "My brother is the president of the entertainment industry, but I am not. I'm just a second-generation who relies on my parents and my brother's face to know some celebrities. I have friends from those celebrity social accounts, but I can't say a few words all year round......"
Pei Ye glanced at him.
"And what kind of flatbread did you draw with me before?"
Tian Heyang proudly pushed his sunglasses up and put them on his head: "The junior brother also said that this is a big pie, and the cake is drawn, but whether you can eat it depends on your personal ability." Besides, the entertainment industry makes money quickly, and the income will not be lower than that of the younger brother's teacher. I believe that junior brother, you have tried the taste of thousands of people, and you have seen the taste of thousands of glow sticks for you, and you will fall in love with it. β
Pei Ye snorted expressionlessly.
"Young man, you don't know anything about me. β
Not to mention letting thousands of glowsticks light up for her, she also let thousands of enemy artillery fire blow up for her.
Tian Heyang didn't have a sense of crisis, so he invited Pei Ye to go shopping together and buy regular clothes to wear on variety shows.
There is no arrangement in the column group, and the live broadcast is also a blind chicken live broadcast, so follow your own pace.
"You've come all the way to me for this?"
Tian Heyang shook his head and denied: "Of course not, I'm trying to cultivate a relationship with my future partner." β
Pei Ye raised his eyebrows: "What partner?"
Tian He had the expression of a person who came over: "But all kinds of variety shows like this will have a mechanism for completing tasks in groups." β
"My partner may not be you. β
Tian Heyang was not afraid of death and said: "You have to believe in the ability of black-box operation." β
Capital dad can easily do it even with airborne guests, let alone black-box operation in groups.
"Your brother didn't kill you, you are true love. β
Tian Heyang said: "My parents want him to get out of the entertainment industry and go home to inherit the family property. If my maneuver can get my brother caught, there is a certain probability that he will beat me, but my parents have a 100% chance of protecting me, and there is even a banknote reward. β
Pei Ye: "......"
The netizens who were about to brew a spray also put out the fire at once.
is so outspoken, and the second generation who dares to say anything is also a strange painting style.
thought that Tian Heyang would suggest that Pei Ye go to a luxury brand store, but he went to several light luxury brand stores. Just when netizens wondered whether the goods were privately taken over the business of bringing goods, Tian Heyang said that the clothing styles of these companies are younger and more suitable for young people.
He does have a better eye for matching than Pei Ye.
Pei Ye's personality is cold, and he can dress up simply.
Tian Heyang felt that the younger brother should wear more bright colors and lively styles.
"It's the most beautiful young age in life, why are you dressed so old-fashioned, come on, come onβlet's wear brotherly clothes!"
Although the two young people in front of the mirror have different styles, they are the same handsome, and the shopping guide frequently peeks at them.
"Brother, I suspect that we are half-brothers. β
The corners of Pei Ye's mouth twitched slightly, Tian Hezhou didn't kill this bear child's younger brother, it was really true love.
She thought that was the end.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Guo Yiling holding a middle-aged man in a mature suit in his thirties shopping mall, listening carefully to the content of their whispers to the shopping guide, it seemed that he was going to give someone a birthday gift.
Pei Ye turned his head quickly.
Although she signed a labor contract with Guo Yiling, it is now a non-working period.
Unexpectedly, Guo Yiling also happened to come over, and when he saw the scene of Pei Ye turning his head, he was secretly happy in his heart, but his face was pale.
She let go of the middle-aged man's wrist and ran over in low heels to explain.
"IβI'm notβ"
Netizens looked at the beautiful woman who suddenly appeared in front of the camera, and when they saw her nervous expression and wanted to explain, they couldn't help but show an ambiguous aunt smile.
Oh oh oh β
There is a case!
After all, Pei Ye is an amateur guest, and he has not fully stepped into the entertainment industry with half a foot, and naturally he has no fans with the idea that "my brother is the best, and no female creature is worthy of him". For the combination of handsome men and beautiful women, netizens are more happy to see it.
But Pei Ye's reaction was obviously very different from what they had made up in their brains.
Her expression was unwavering, and she was even a little confused.
"What not?"
Guo Yiling was about to bite her plump lip to explain, but was interrupted by the middle-aged man in a suit who was holding her arm just now.
"Ah Ling, who is this?"
Guo Yiling suddenly revealed the shyness of her little daughter.
"Dad, this is the person I told you before......"
The man in the suit is Guo Yiling's own father to the employer in this mission world.
"Oh, you're 'Xiaocang'? Ah Ling often mentions you......"
The man in the suit couldn't help but look at Pei Ye with critical eyes, and the more he looked at it, the more dissatisfied he became.
This kid is too handsome and easy to be distracted, and the bank card he tied to his daughter once made a large sum of money to this young man's account, and he is obviously a little white face who eats soft rice. Thinking of this, the dissatisfaction of three points was also increased to seven points, "I heard Ah Ling say that you are a senior who is one year older than her, and you usually take good care of her." You're also a C college student, right? What major do you study, and what are your career plans for the future?"
Pei Ye: "......"
Tian Heyang, who was watching, wanted to whistle.
That's not the most exciting, though.
The most exciting thing is that Pei Ye met another Jiang Yunlou who wanted to PUA her.
Pei Ye: "......"
Why, have all these raiders who crossed over installed positioning on her?
When you go out, you can always meet one of the two......
Or......
Two in one.
Coincidentally, the light luxury brand recommended by Tian Heyang, which has gained momentum in recent years, was actually founded by Jiang Yunlou.
When Jiang Yunlou saw Pei Ye in his own brand store, his face showed undisguised joy, as if it was really a coincidence.
He stepped forward to say hello, but his eyes swept around.
As an insider in the mixed entertainment industry, he knows that "The Scenery Is Unique" that has been making a lot of noise on the Internet in the past few days.
also knew that Pei Ye attended as an amateur guest, but did not see the camera and the host.
Pei Ye knew what he was looking for when he saw his movements.
made a silent lip shape that "blinded the eyes".
Jiang Yunlou comprehended.
This did not extinguish his joy when he saw Pei Ye.
He didn't seem to know that there was a camera hidden nearby, and took the initiative to mention that he went to the mountain to watch the sunrise but accidentally sprained his foot and asked Pei Ye to carry it to the toll office halfway up the mountain: "...... I've always wanted to invite you to a good meal, but the junior brother is a busy man, so he can't touch it. As the saying goes, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, is the junior free tonight?"
Language is an art.
Changing a few words does not change the original meaning, but it can make people think about it.
When Pei Ye was watching the sunrise, Jiang Yunlou was also there, but he didn't make an appointment to go up the mountain to watch the sunrise together, but he just happened to meet him.
Jiang Yunlou did sprain his foot and was carried down by Pei Ye, but Pei Ye's attitude was not so enthusiastic and proactive......
The two have only met twice, but in Jiang Yunlou's mouth, they seem to have known each other for a long time, and there is a sense of intimacy in their words.
Those in the know don't feel anything wrong with it, and they generally don't deliberately pick someone who is beneficial to be close to them, let alone expose it, but those who don't know can make up a lot of brains. Not surprisingly, Guo Yiling's face darkened, and he looked at Jiang Yunlou like he was looking at a green tea.
The alarm went off in her head.
[System, check for me who this person is.] γ
As a raider who has raided countless worlds, she knows too well the creature of "rival love".
I also know what kind of eyes love is.
The young man in front of her is also her rival!
Coincidentally, the moment Jiang Yunlou saw Guo Yiling, the "love enemy" radar also sounded for the first time.
[System, let me find out who this person is.] γ
As the center of the incident, Pei Ye watched silently and ate melons with the audience.
Most netizens are still simple-minded, and they feel that the circle of friends of handsome guys is either handsome guys or beautiful girls
Take a look at Guo Yiling, and then look at Jiang Yunlou.
In front of the photogenic three-pound high-definition camera, these two still do not lose the appearance of the little flowers and fresh meat in the entertainment industry.
It is unfair for Nuwa to create people, when she creates a few "Xiaocang", she is pinched alone, and when she creates them, she is like rattan throwing mud.
A small number of netizens smelled a little unusual smell from Jiang Yunlou's extraordinarily bright eyes looking at Pei Ye.
The secret excitement stirred up a little bit.
They seem to have hit the real thing.
The aunt's smile at the corner of her lips almost reached the base of her ear.
It was a good thing that someone took the initiative to pay for it, but Pei Ye felt that the atmosphere of this meal was unprecedentedly bad.
Bad mood for the day.
Alas, there is no Xiaodi Emperor's cute Shura field, which is particularly dull and uninteresting.
Pei Ye held his cheeks boringly.
seems to be expressionless and wandering in the world, but in fact, he is thinking about how to deal with two PUA players who are not bad and kind.