428.Torture Knife (4/5)

After the P3 group exam, the next step is for the P4 group to go to the exam room.

A group of six people walked out, some of them hung their heads and scolded the Indian examiner there, Lao Wang listened carefully, and then heard that this person was scolding the name torture knife.

After confirming the name, he almost burst into tears, he wouldn't be so unlucky, right? Are you destined to hang?

Fifteen minutes later, they entered the parking lot of the examination room and divided into three batches, a total of two examiners.

Wang Bo got into a Horton car, he didn't see what brand, and he didn't have the heart to look at it, as soon as he got in the car, he looked at the co-pilot, and then saw an Indian macho man with thick eyebrows and big eyes waiting for him with a cold face.

He racked his brain to recall the Indian language he knew, because when Singh was captured and Aston Martin was found, he had a general understanding of the situation of Indians in New Zealand, and he also learned two words of Hindi by the way.

Thinking of the only Indian language he still remembered, after sitting down, he quickly turned his head and smiled at the examiner: "Namasday ......"

This phrase is the Hindi word for 'hello'.

The examiner looked at him coldly and said in standard English: "I'm sorry, I was born in England and immigrated to New Zealand, and I have never been in India, let alone know Hindi. ”

Lao Wang grinned embarrassedly, he was a sycophant and slapped on the horse's balls.

But getting closer to each other is a must, he really doesn't want to make up the test, and the driver's license test is too flexible, there is no absolute standard posture for driving, if the examiner wants to get him, it can always be stuck.

So he racked his brains again, and then he thought that Indians all believed in Buddhism, so he turned his head and folded his hands and said to the examiner, "Amitabha, good and good......

As a result, the examiner exploded: "Shet, are you here to take the exam or to worship the Buddha?!" Look ahead, drive! Why are you staring at me all the time talking to me? Are you in love with me?! ”

Lao Wang saw that his method was useless, so he had to rely on his real skills and fasten his seat belt. Then put the key on the ON to signal the examiner to check, then turn on the left and right lights, step on the clutch and brake, and practice the preparatory actions.

He felt that what he did was fine, but the Indian examiner, nicknamed the torture knife, said coldly: "You should let me check the condition of the car first, I am your examiner and not your passenger!" ”

Lao Wang's heart was cold, he really forgot this rule......

Now it's too late to regret it, he can only go down hard, and he is mentally prepared to take the make-up exam.

The car was in the parking space, he had to reverse out first, turn on the left light, look to the right, see that there was no car behind him from the reflector, and say 'go you' in his heart, and drive the car out smoothly.

The examiner spoke again: "Why don't you turn your head and look behind you to see if there is a car?" Just one look at the mirror and you drive away? I found you more daring than I could have imagined! ”

Lao Wang's heart of 'go you' was replaced by 'slot', he finally knew how difficult it was to get a driver's license, not that you can drive a car, but it is more difficult to pass after driving for a long time, because some non-standard habits that you usually develop can easily become the reason for hanging up.

The reversing was successful, he stopped and changed to the forward gear, turned the right light and turned out, looked at the mirror again, this time he remembered to turn around, and then slowly walked out with his feet and hands, avoiding the middle double solid line and drove out.

Then he has to test the merge, which he is familiar with, turning on the lights, looking at the mirror, turning back, and then accelerating the merging, and the action is smooth.

But the Indian examiner spoke again: "You can't move the steering wheel when you look back in the mirror, you don't understand this?" Also, you turn around and turn the steering wheel so hard? Do you have a grudge against the damn steering wheel? Have you ever thought that the steering wheel also has a family! ”

The car drove smoothly on the road, and Lao Wang estimated that he would not be able to pass the assessment this time, because he did have a problem with it, and he couldn't complain that the examiner was too strict.

So, instead, he let go, and there were no problems with several turns and crossings.

But even so, the Indian examiner kept talking: "Damn, what are you doing so fast?" Do you want to get a pilot's license?! "Get moving, get moving! Is the car stopped? You use a sedan as a bicycle?! ”

A stop sign that says STOP appears in front of you, and according to New Zealand traffic rules, the car needs to stop for 3 seconds before the line.

Lao Wang silently counted one, two, three and drove away in his heart, and then, as expected, the examiner shouted again: "Don't you know to look left and right before leaving?" What if a car comes out at this time? Bumped into? My God, you used to drive a tank? ”

Later, the mouth of the Indian examiner never stopped:

"Don't you see the sign? Slow down first, look left and right, and leave if there is no car! Oh my God, there are no cars now, what are you stopping for? Romance with me? ”

"You know what that was just now, right? Yes, the deceleration pack, but that's to slow you down, not to brake, you want to show me the braking performance of this car? I ride a horse and drive this thing every day, can I not know? ”

"Yes, you have to slow down at a crosswalk, you have to look left and right, but your movements are too exaggerated, right? My Virgin Mary! Do you take ecstasy pills or what's wrong? The cervical spine is fine, right? ”

"Stop, turn off, the exam is over!"

Wang Bo finally understood the reason why this guy was called a 'torture knife', his mouth was like a knife, what was hard to hear, but he didn't scold, and what he said was also the truth, so he could only be tortured by him, and he couldn't resist.

After the car drove back to the test center, he stopped the car and unbuckled his seat belt and hurried away, for fear that he would not be able to help but beat the Indian.

As a result, the Indians did not know that he was already on the verge of an outburst and was still chattering: "Let you stop, not brake sharply!" Do you want to throw me out of the air?! Do you want to murder me?! ”

Lao Wang recited 'Amitabha' and 'Impulse is the Devil' in his heart, he opened the sand table and looked inside, and the pistol and rifle were smiling enthusiastically at him.

He was just about to leave when the Indian examiner stopped him and said, "Hey, King of China, come here!" ”

Wang walked over and began to consider whether to kill him with a pistol or a rifle.

The Indian examiner was still muttering, "Do you know what I asked you to do?" I want to ask you, what kind of car do you drive now? ”

Lao Wang's mind didn't turn in circles anymore, his attention was on reminding himself not to be impulsive, and he said casually: "Aston Martin and Ford pickup trucks." ”

The Indian examiner nodded and said, "OK, then I will definitely avoid Aston Martin or Ford pickup trucks on the road in the future, this is your report card, goodbye!" Oh, it should be said - never again! ”

Wang Bo felt that there was something wrong with his words, how could he go on the road without a driver's license? Thinking about it, he took the report card, and then looked at it, and it was marked with a check mark on the 'PASS' option!

This result made him unacceptable for a while, and asked blankly: "Man, I, I, I passed?" ”

The Indian examiner said angrily: "Don't you know English?" Don't you understand the meaning of PASS? Then you need a translator! ”

(To be continued.) )