Chapter 678: Old Pervert

"What, what?" the old ghost was startled.

He saw that Yu Sheng let go of his hand and hurriedly turned into a ghost.

He reached out and touched the top of his head, and sure enough, there was a grass growing on the top of his head, and he tried to pull it out, "Oops", the pain in his heart made him unbearable.

"W-what is this!?" exclaimed the old ghost.

However, after turning back into a ghost's phantom, only Feng'er could see him for the rest of his life, and others couldn't see his embarrassment.

Feng'er reached out and pulled the grass on the old ghost's head, and the frightened old ghost hurriedly dodged, "Get out, get out, men and women don't kiss." ”

Feng'er didn't have the slightest sense of being disliked.

She looked at the old ghost with interest, "Is this what you should say if men and women give or don't kiss?

The old ghost glared at Feng'er, "What are you talking about, I'm this age, to you..."

Saying that, the old ghost was attracted by Feng'er's phoenix crown and xiaxia, and he measured Feng'er up and down, "Don't say it, you little girl is really cute..."

"Smack", the old ghost covered his mouth, and came out with his true thoughts as he spoke.

"Phew", Feng'er spat and turned back to Yu Sheng and said, "This is still an old pervert." ”

Yu Sheng ignored her, looked back and saw everyone at a loss, looking around for the shadow of the old ghost, and asked, "Can't you see him?"

Cao'er nodded, "This is the magic of honest grass, it can become invisible with the host. ”

"Then when the shopkeeper is not there, won't he run away quietly?" said Hu Muyuan, who was sitting at the long table making dumplings.

"Don't be afraid", Cao'er snapped his fingers, "as long as this is the case, he has to return to me obediently, otherwise he will have an unbearable headache." ”

Behind the rest of his life, the old ghost who was tiptoeing towards the door stopped, looked back at the grass, and was grief-stricken for a while.

However, even if he mourned the lost freedom in his heart, Feng'er, who was by his side and chattered all the time, did not let him go, "What do you think now?"

"I want to die. ”

"Why, you've already died, and you can't die anymore. Feng'er said.

"That's why I want to die because I've died. The old ghost cried with a sad face.

Having died means that he will always be restrained by the grass, otherwise the heartache will always be with him, making him unable to die.

Having the freedom to choose to die is also a kind of happiness.

"That's a bit tongue-in-cheek, why?" Feng'er continued to ask.

"I...", the old ghost who was forced to come out of grief turned his head to look at Feng'er, "Can you not ask so much why?"

"Why?" Feng'er was puzzled, she had been cursed for a long time, and now she was happy to ask "why".

"There is no why, where are so many whys, can you shut up and don't ask why?" The old ghost broke out and attacked Feng'er like a storm.

Feng'er took a step back, looked at the old ghost quietly, and saw that after he finished venting, his chest was still bulging.

The old ghost thought that Feng'er was frightened, and he couldn't bear it, and tried to swallow his anger. "Forget it, for the sake of your newlywed death, I..."

"It doesn't matter. Feng'er waved her hand understandingly, and continued to ask, "But, why?"

"God, kill me, let me die. The old ghost punished himself and grabbed the grass above his head.

"I've told you that you can't die. Feng'er said, "By the way, what did I ask just now?"

"How the fuck do I know?" the old ghost squatted on the ground with a sad face, and the pain in his heart at this moment was not at all comparable to mental damage.

Yu Sheng looked back at the two of them, and said in his heart that these two ghosts were a perfect match.

One is a talker, I don't know why and I ask why, and I feel comfortable doing such useless work.

The other is to know everything, to say everything, and to say whatever is in your head as long as someone asks.

Since the old ghost couldn't escape, Yu Sheng simply ignored him, turned around and politely refused the money handed over by the villagers, but Uncle Shi and they insisted on giving it.

"You were deceived because of us, and you must take the money. Li Zheng said.

"No, let Mao Mao go to the tree hole later, and get back the copper coins that the old ghost hid. Yu Sheng said.

When the old ghost heard the words of the rest of his life, he had nothing to love in life, but he couldn't die.

For the rest of their lives, they were saying goodbye to each other, when suddenly there was a sound of pigs barking outside, and at the same time, someone shouted, "Let me down, let me down." ”

"The big liar!" everyone heard the man's voice, and rushed out of the inn in unison.

As soon as he stepped out of the threshold, a white shadow flew over with a "whoosh", and everyone saw a flower in front of them, and then saw that the white shadow returned.

Everyone looked at it, and the white shadow in front of them was arsenic, and there was no one on its back, and it was staring at them with small eyes.

"What about the tall leaves?" asked Yu Sheng.

Arsenic didn't speak, but there was a sound of "humming and chirping" from the stone bridge, and everyone followed the reputation and saw the man who cheated money lying in the quagmire.

"Wow", the villagers ignored the light rain and surrounded the man tightly.

The man just wiped the muddy water off his face, looked up to the sky, and when he saw everyone's faces, he grabbed a handful of mud and wiped it on his face.

"Hello, fellow, where is this?" the man's accent changed.

"Hey, you don't know us anymore. Yu Sheng rolled up his sleeves and said to Pork Jiu, who always had a pig-killing knife pinned to his waist, "Uncle Jiu, cut him." ”

"Where to cut?" Pork Jiu held the handle of the knife, and he didn't know how many pigs he had killed, although the pig killing knife was rusty, but it was murderous.

"Cut the whip. The rest of his life aimed between the man's legs, "just to make up for Uncle Gao." ”

The senior hurriedly waved his hand, "Don't, this thing is still for the dog." ”

"That's fine. Pork Nine pulled out the pig killing knife and stepped forward.

"Don't, I'm wrong, folks, I'm wrong. Seeing that he couldn't be deceived, the man hurriedly folded his hands.

"Is it enough to be wrong?" the rest of his life looked at him condescendingly.

"Yes, money, money. The man went to his arms to take it, but he didn't take it out for a long time, and said embarrassedly, "That, I hid the money in the hole in the tree." ”

"What?" Yu Sheng's eyes widened, and Uncle Nine took another step closer with a pig-killing knife.

"Stop, stop, listen to me. The man swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said in his heart that it was really a poor mountain and bad water out of the people, and if he didn't agree, he would be castrated.

"I am not to blame when I was caught, and before I could get the money back to you, I was thrown on the pig's back and carried back. The man said innocently.

This should be true, Yu Sheng took the opportunity to ask, "What about your captor?"

"Riding a horse behind, right?" the man wasn't sure.

He couldn't figure it out when he was caught, and even more so when he was thrown on the pig's back.

"Seriously, shopkeeper, you pig is amazing. The man sincerely admired, "I have been traveling south and north for so many years, and I have never seen such a fast pig." ”

Along the way, Ren let him not find a chance to come down, and he was afraid that he would fall and die under the fear of telling.

"That's it, we're pigs standing on the tuyere, and we're just about to fly. Yu Sheng said on his lips, muttering in his heart: "Ye Zigao didn't ride a horse." ”

He muttered for some reason, looked at the man and said, "Since the money didn't brought..."

"Then let me go, I'll go and get the money back. The man said for the rest of his life.

"You are beautiful, dare to deceive the shopkeeper, how can I spare you?" Yu Sheng touched his chin, thinking about finding a way to punish this liar.

"Feed him grass and let her eat grass. A suggestion came from behind him.