Headache!

This was Di Yun's first feeling after he became conscious the next day.

Dry throat!

This is the second feeling.

As soon as I moved my face, I felt a wet thing covering my face.

I grabbed it and looked at it, it was a towel, and I put it on my face. The day after drinking, the skin is dry, and the face always feels tight and uncomfortable, so a wet towel is the most appropriate to apply to the face.

After a while, my head cleared, and I remembered that I had fallen asleep in the hotel room last night, and I hadn't taken off my clothes at all, and now I was naked except for a piece of shame.

took the towel off his face, saw Lao Xu was combing his hair with a bath towel, and asked, "You took off my clothes?" ”

"I vomited, not only on yourself, but also on me, I can't wear my clothes, I peeled you, and I'm still in the bathroom. A glass of boiling water was cold on the table. ”

"A daughter-in-law is intimate." Di Yun praised it, went over and drank it all, and looked at his whole body: "Then how do you go out today?" ”

"You can let Xiaowen come over and buy two bodies outside." Lao Xu said, "But I called her just now, and her mobile phone was turned off." Try again later. ”

"Oh." Di Yun lay down on his back and put a wet towel on his face again.

"Hey, don't lie down, hurry up and take a shower, your body stinks and smells bad."

Di Yun got up and went into the bathroom, and as soon as he walked in, he quickly retreated, and the smell of wine and sour smell diffused from the two clothes in the corner filled the bathroom.

I took a breath and walked in again, quickly turned on the sprinkler head, and washed the clothes under the water first. The two clothes are probably not finished, and the smell must be removed with water first.

After a while, the smell was not so flushed, and then he walked in and stood under the water and took a shower.

After finishing it, he also came out wrapped in a bath towel, and when he saw Lao Xu frowning and putting down his mobile phone, he asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Xiaowen's phone is still off." Lao Xu said, "Forget it, I'll call Sister Fan to see if they are gone, if they don't leave." Let her help buy it. ”

Di Yun was not unavoidable, walked to the mirror and opened his eyelids to look, he felt that his eyes were a little swollen, and sure enough, he could see bloodshot lines. I wonder if I'll go out later and buy some eye drops and light it.

Lao Xu dialed Xu Fan's phone: "Sister Fan." Are you gone? ”

"We left in the morning and are home now." Xu Fan replied, "You and Xiaoyun are still in the hotel?" ”

"Well, yes, I drank too much last night and didn't get up until now."

"Everyone drank a lot last night. My head still hurts. Xu Fan said, "You called...?" ”

"It's okay, just ask, it's okay when you get home, I'll hang up first."

After hanging up the phone, he spread his hands towards Di Yun: "It's all gone." I call someone to see who's nearby and ask for help. ”

"Forget it." Di Yun prevented, "If you want to trouble others to make a special trip, it is better to call the hotel front desk directly and let the waiter help, which is convenient." ”

The reason why Lao Xu doesn't want to let the hotel waiter help is mainly because the two of them are public figures after all, and let others know that they are prone to gossip. But think about it. It's really inconvenient to have someone else make a special trip.

Di Yun found the key card and looked at it, and picked up the ******** phone on the bedside.

A female voice came from there: "Hello, this is the ** hotel front desk, what do you need?" ”

Di Yun said, "I'm here in room 308. Well, you ask a waiter who is okay for the time being to come up for a while. ”

"You can say what you need on the phone, and we'll have someone deliver it to you."

"I don't want anything, I want a person." Di Yun said.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for two seconds: "Okay, you wait a minute, I'll let a waiter go up." ”

Two minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

Di Yun looked out of the cat's eye. Seeing that it was a male waiter, he waved his hand to Lao Xu behind him, and waited for her to enter the inner room before opening the door through a crack. said, "Please do me a favor." ”

The waiter saw that he was only wrapped in a bath towel through the gap, and was slightly stunned, and then saw his face clearly, and then his eyes blinked twice and asked, "What does Mr. want me to help with?" ”

Di Yun subconsciously took it into his trouser pocket with one hand, but where did he get his trouser pocket without wearing pants, and it was naturally his own leg that he touched. He said outside, "Wait a minute." ”

Closed the door and asked Lao Xu, "Did you take out my pocket?" ”

He never carries a wallet, and if nothing happens, he has four things in his pocket, a few bills, an ID card, a mobile phone, a bunch of keys, and nothing else. Cigarettes are rarely carried, unless the jacket has pockets and is packed in the jacket pocket, and the jacket does not have pockets without cigarettes and lighters, which is not a mandatory state.

"It's all in the bag." Lao Xu opened his bag.

Di Yun took out the money, more than five hundred, and stuffed the change into it again, and took a whole number.

"Is it enough?" Lao Xu asked, "I still have it here." ”

"Enough, too much is not good." He didn't think about what brand of goods to buy, just buy two clothes casually, with the current consumption level, five hundred yuan can buy two sets of clothes.

When he returned to the door, he opened a gap again, handed the money out and said, "You help buy two sets of clothes, one for a man and one for a woman, one for men and one for women." ”

"Okay." The waiter took the money, just turned around and said, "If you buy branded clothes, you may ......."

Di Yun shook his head: "You don't need a brand, just buy it, as long as the size fits." ”

The waiter walked downstairs with the money and looked weird. He knew Di Yun, a man and a woman with two sets of clothes, that is, there was a woman in the room, what could make the clothes not wearable?

When the front desk lady saw him come down, she asked curiously, "What did the guests in room 308 ask you to go up for?" ”

"Let's help buy two clothes." The waiter said.

"When you go up later, help him ask for an autograph." The girl at the front desk said.

"Do you know who Three-Zero-Eight lives in?"

The front desk smugly raised the check-in book in his hand: "I don't know if I still know how to check it?" ”

"Oh, okay, but I don't dare to guarantee whether someone will sign it or not." The waiter said.

"You bought clothes for him, and he must have signed them." The girl at the front desk was sure.

The waiter walked out of the hotel, hesitated for a moment, and did not immediately go to buy clothes, but first found a phone number and dialed a number.

"Reporter Wang?"

"Yes, you are?"

The male waiter said: "I am a waiter at the ** hotel on Chaoyang Road, and I have a lot of money." ”

Reporter Wang on the other end of the phone remembered that it was that after a little thought. He's an entertainer. The most important thing in their line of work is the news, but where does the news come from? One is obtained according to the company's channels, and the other is to collect your own ideas.

He thought of a way to work with the waiters in many hotels or some of the more upscale establishments. These waiters are like his eyes everywhere, as long as there is anything worth reporting, he will call and he will give a hundred dollars in favor. In this way, he got the first-hand information of many celebrities.

Said enthusiastically: "What is the news of your call?" ”

"Diyun is staying in our hotel now." The waiter said.

After hearing this, Reporter Wang was first half cold, and he also interviewed Di Yun and Xu Jinglei. The interaction between these two people is different from that of other people, they are never hidden, and after reporting it once or twice, everyone knows about it, and there is nothing new to talk about it again.

asked: "If it's just the news that he is staying in a hotel, it's worthless, and I won't go over." ”

"He's not alone, there's a woman." The waiter said.

"Oh? Who is that woman? Reporter Wang felt that it was still a bit excavating.

"I don't know, I didn't see it."

"And how do you know it's a woman?"

The waiter paused and told the truth: "He asked me to buy him two clothes, one for a man and one for a woman, and ......"

"And what?"

"I saw him in the room with no clothes on. Wrapped in only a bath towel. ”

I didn't have any clothes, so I bought two clothes, a man and a woman. Reporter Wang immediately diverged his thinking, he knew where Di Yun and Xu Jinglei lived, ** The hotel is not very far from where the two lived, so the possibility of Di Yun and Xu Jinglei staying in the hotel together is very small, and the biggest possibility is that Di Yun opened a room with other women.

Thinking of this, I sighed, if that's the case, it's very digging, and it's probably a lot of news in the circle. He said into the phone, "Okay." I'll go right away, you wait for me at the door of the hotel. ”

The waiter bought more clothes than he could, and instead of going upstairs immediately, he wandered outside. It took more than 20 minutes to see Reporter Wang coming in a hurry.

"Why is it so long?" met and complained.

"I called it, fast enough!" Reporter Wang said and took out a hundred yuan and handed it to Qian Duo.

"I'm up." Qian Duo took the money and hurriedly entered the hotel, he had been out for a long time, almost half an hour.

When the front desk saw him come in, he said, "Why have you been there for so long?" ”

Qian Duo didn't explain, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me something, I'll try it later." ”

The girl gave him a notebook: "Sign it on the first page." ”

"Got it."

Di Yun didn't complain about the slow speed of people when he picked up the clothes. I didn't just take the money and run away.

"Two hundred and eighteen for men, one hundred and seventy for women, a total of three hundred and eighty-eight, this is one hundred and twelve recovered." As he spoke, he handed him the money as well.

"No, count it as a tip." Di Yun said.

Qian Duo was not polite, accepted it with a smile, and said, "Can you please do me a favor?" ”

"Huh?" Di Yun turned his head.

"Please give me an autograph." The notebook and pen were handed over.

"You know me?"

"Acquaintance, Mr. Di, I like your role as Yan Qing very much."

This man's favorite is quite unpopular. The person helped buy clothes and wanted an autograph, and Di Yun naturally agreed happily.

"Sign it on the first page here." Money is a lot.

Di Yun took the notebook and pen and wrote down his name in a regular manner.

When he and Lao Xu put on their clothes, when they went out, Lao Xu wrapped himself tightly, his hair was not tied up to cover most of his face, and he was wearing sunglasses.

But reporter Wang, who was waiting at the bottom of the hotel, still recognized at a glance that the woman next to Di Yun was not the second boat at all, but a regular girlfriend. With a wry smile on his face, he slandered in his heart, you said that the two of you don't want to leave here, what is the reason why you don't want to live in a hotel without going home? Is the picture stimulating the picture novelty?

Then two days later, an entertainment newspaper appeared on the news: Di Yun was suspected of splitting his legs and stealing a mysterious third party.

There is also a picture attached below, one on the side and one on the back, without a straight face. If you take a straight face, familiar people can recognize Lao Xu at a glance, and they will know that this is a blind chicken. Ba Blow. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please visit wènhttp://mnet

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